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Posted: 5/12/2020 10:57:53 PM EDT
I mean sure, I've seen the educational films.   It just doesn't make sense.  

It'd be like two dudes duct taping their dicks together and hitting it with a hammer.

I just don't believe it exists as a common practice in the real world.

Hey, lets awkwardly collide our junk?  I don't buy it.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 10:58:44 PM EDT
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ass2ass
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 10:59:29 PM EDT
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Never had a girl hump your leg?
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 10:59:53 PM EDT
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I'm not really sure.  Better go do some research so I can have a more informed opinion.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:00:23 PM EDT
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And what the fuck does that do for anybody?

I've never had a chick request I repetitively like knee her in the cooter.   Which is about the same thing.

Scissoring is a scam.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:00:49 PM EDT
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Its more of a chick on chick thing.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:00:54 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By trigg12k:
Never had a girl hump your leg?
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Well not my leg no.  
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:01:13 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Midyew5959:
Its more of a chick on chick thing.
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JFC.  
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:01:57 PM EDT
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Never heard of "docking", have you?
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:02:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:02:29 PM EDT
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This is the quality content I've come to expect.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:02:34 PM EDT
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Don't care.
Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly did the greatest lesbian scene ever recorded on film.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:02:39 PM EDT
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They get themselves wet when the seam of their jeans hit just right, I bet it's a thing.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:02:49 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Wolverine1776:
Never heard of "docking", have you?
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Sort of.   Again what the fuck does that do for anybody.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:02:57 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:03:02 PM EDT
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No, not at all.

I agree scissoring cant provide much pleasure, but your comparison is terrible.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:03:17 PM EDT
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You know they hump pillows sometimes right?

If American Pie was remade for women you could just call it American Pillow, change the story only minimally and it would click with millions of women.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:03:35 PM EDT
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Scissor me timbers
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:04:18 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Sturmgewehr-58:
Don't care.
Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly did the greatest lesbian scene ever recorded on film.
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I'll have to launch an investigative probe.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:04:30 PM EDT
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Don't care.
Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly did the greatest lesbian scene ever recorded on film.
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off to do research.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:04:49 PM EDT
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Does the OP think boobs feel like bags of sand too?
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:05:12 PM EDT
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I’ve seen lesbian sex in person. Scissoring isn’t that common. It’s usually oral or hand stuff but when they do missionary without a toy on may use her leg/knee to stimulate the other. See they don’t rely on penetration so much. And once in a while they want a man.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:06:06 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By bssrf4:
No, not at all.

I agree scissoring cant provide much pleasure, but your comparison is terrible.
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How about heat shrink and wacking it with potatoes in socks?
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:06:43 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ozwald:
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You owe me a new keyboard.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:06:53 PM EDT
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Ah yes, the one where Lauren Phillips catches some young girl banging her her husband, so she decides to get a piece for herself. A classic.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:07:21 PM EDT
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I don’t care, scissoring is for my pleasure not theirs.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:09:04 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MshakeMO:


And what the fuck does that do for anybody?

I've never had a chick request I repetitively like knee her in the cooter.   Which is about the same thing.

Scissoring is a scam.
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Knee her in the cooter? LOL

They’re not going Superfly Jimmy Snuka off the turn buckle into each other’s crotch.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:10:06 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Discolite:
I’ve seen lesbian sex in person. Scissoring isn’t that common. It’s usually oral or hand stuff but when they do missionary without a toy on may use her leg/knee to stimulate the other. See they don’t rely on penetration so much. And once in a while they want a man.
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Right I've had the privilege of observing such things on rare occasions.   It was always the holy grail, like seeing Sasquatch.   I mean not Sasquatch in lesbian sex.  

A chick grinding on you can take place in a situation where fucking is out of the question.

If two chicks are supercolliding their boxes it's always a "holy fuck look at that" situation regardless of clothing or environment.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:10:21 PM EDT
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Does the OP think boobs feel like bags of sand too?
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Exactly. Look up tribbing.

Sniff your girls bed post next time you're over OP
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:11:08 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Wolverine1776:
Ah yes, the one where Lauren Phillips catches some young girl banging her her husband, so she decides to get a piece for herself. A classic.
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You seem well informed.  
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:13:21 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By TurdyDingo:
Exactly. Look up tribbing. 

Sniff your girls bed post next time you're over OP
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So for all their bullshit you're telling me it's common for chicks to just randomly hunch on shit like a dog?  
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:14:16 PM EDT
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Scissor me timbers!
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:15:08 PM EDT
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Scissoring is a scam.
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Sounds like an armpit farting contest.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:16:21 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MshakeMO:

Right I've had the privilege of observing such things on rare occasions.   It was always the holy grail, like seeing Sasquatch.   I mean not Sasquatch in lesbian sex.  

A chick grinding on you can take place in a situation where fucking is out of the question.

If two chicks are supercolliding their boxes it's always a "holy fuck look at that" situation regardless of clothing or environment.
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Bruh lesbos, especially butch lesbos, sometimes want sex with a man and want you to release inside of them. Like even the most man hating ones sometimes just want a dude.


Like Gold Stars are rare. Now now you won’t “convert” them but just enjoy it. I sure do love lesbians with masculine auras.

I like masculine women. Not just tomboys. I mean seriously masculine women. I don’t know why. I just do.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:18:20 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Fidel_Cashflow:

Sounds like an armpit farting contest.
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That shit is real.   I can't compete but I've seen some masterful performances.

Of course it may be relatable because armpit farts are not actually taking place.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:18:27 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MshakeMO:

Right I've had the privilege of observing such things on rare occasions.   It was always the holy grail, like seeing Sasquatch.   I mean not Sasquatch in lesbian sex.  

A chick grinding on you can take place in a situation where fucking is out of the question.

If two chicks are supercolliding their boxes it's always a "holy fuck look at that" situation regardless of clothing or environment.
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I like you OP. Your threads of late have been fantastic
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:18:33 PM EDT
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Hey, lets awkwardly collide our junk?
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Have you been spying on my lady friend and me
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:21:36 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Sturmgewehr-58:
Don't care.
Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly did the greatest lesbian scene ever recorded on film.
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True.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:22:33 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MshakeMO:

So for all their bullshit you're telling me it's common for chicks to just randomly hunch on shit like a dog?  
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Originally Posted By MshakeMO:
Originally Posted By TurdyDingo:
Exactly. Look up tribbing. 

Sniff your girls bed post next time you're over OP

So for all their bullshit you're telling me it's common for chicks to just randomly hunch on shit like a dog?  



They just don't want guys to know that are really randy bitches. I had a girl tell me she liked the hand-held shower heads.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:22:39 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Sturmgewehr-58:
Don't care.
Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly did the greatest lesbian scene ever recorded on film.
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Not even close

Blue..is..the..warmest..color
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:22:58 PM EDT
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In real life - it doesn't.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:22:58 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:23:07 PM EDT
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Sis in-law is lesbian

It happens.. mostly with a double dildo
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:23:08 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By spoonrobot:
You know they hump pillows sometimes right?

If American Pie was remade for women you could just call it American Pillow, change the story only minimally and it would click with millions of women.
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Book Smart.  It was basically Superbad and American Pie remade for chicks.  Yes, you find out about a pillow.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:23:56 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By CWO:
In real life - it doesn't.
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Amen brother.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:24:03 PM EDT
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Further research suggests scissoring is VERY MUCH a thing.

Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:24:18 PM EDT
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I guess I should ask my new boss at work...LOL
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:25:31 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MrTinkles:
Sis in-law is lesbian

It happens.. mostly with a double dildo
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How does depth control work on a deal like that.

Do they compete?   Is it random?  I'd imagine experience and well developed muscles could gain an advantage in some way.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:25:42 PM EDT
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According to my slutty dyke boss, it isn’t very comfortable so it’s mostly done by rookie lesbians.

Maybe she’s just a bad tribber though.
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:26:05 PM EDT
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It is.


I asked a lesbian
Link Posted: 5/12/2020 11:26:17 PM EDT
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Bruh lesbos, especially butch lesbos, sometimes want sex with a man and want you to release inside of them. Like even the most man hating ones sometimes just want a dude.


Like Gold Stars are rare. Now now you won't "convert" them but just enjoy it. I sure do love lesbians with masculine auras.

I like masculine women. Not just tomboys. I mean seriously masculine women. I don't know why. I just do.
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That would make said woman bisexual, not lesbian.  A lesbian is a homosexual female. A lesbian wants sex with a male in the exact same way that a straight male wants to have sex with a male. Not at all and the idea is equally as repulsive on a primal level.  It's not a, well he was there and I was drunk that night so......thing.  It's ingrained, just like it is for you.

Quite a lot of woman who claim to be lesbian, aren't, but are instead bisexual.  That is not to say that lesbians don't exist, they do. It's just that the word is used incorrectly, a lot.
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