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Link Posted: 5/13/2020 1:59:50 AM EDT
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LOL...sad to say it took me the better part of 15-30secs
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 2:03:45 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Discolite:



Bruh lesbos, especially butch lesbos, sometimes want sex with a man and want you to release inside of them. Like even the most man hating ones sometimes just want a dude. 


Like Gold Stars are rare. Now now you won’t “convert” them but just enjoy it. I sure do love lesbians with masculine auras. 

I like masculine women. Not just tomboys. I mean seriously masculine women. I don’t know why. I just do.
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This place teaches me so many things that I never wanted to know.

I'm still grateful though.
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 2:04:04 AM EDT
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Ore research is required.
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 2:05:15 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By mjrowley:
saw a chick in a dress screwing her self on a low guard rail post at a bon jovi concert in 1995.  

post was a 1.5 pipe with one of those round tops on it.

It was at "Desert Sky Pavilions" here in Phoenix AZ
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You should have walked up and said, “You give love a bad name...”
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 2:08:21 AM EDT
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Don't look up frotting OP.

Frotting is to queer dudes as scissoring is to queer women.

Link Posted: 5/13/2020 2:09:50 AM EDT
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Another word for it is tribbing (more formal that scissoring I guess?) And some women are definitely into it. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 2:10:57 AM EDT
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The gf and wife seem to enjoy it.
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 2:11:56 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/13/2020 2:27:13 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Flathead9:
Another word for it is tribbing (more formal that scissoring I guess?) And some women are definitely into it. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
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Link Posted: 5/13/2020 2:35:57 AM EDT
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Great thread op
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 2:42:43 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By ozwald:
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Link Posted: 5/13/2020 2:43:34 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Abrenneman:
Great thread op
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Yeah! And I  got to post in it!
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 2:46:42 AM EDT
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Poop back and forth, forever?
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 2:48:49 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Discolite:
I’ve seen lesbian sex in person. Scissoring isn’t that common. It’s usually oral or hand stuff but when they do missionary without a toy on may use her leg/knee to stimulate the other. See they don’t rely on penetration so much. And once in a while they want a man.
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That ^^
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 2:54:27 AM EDT
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OP’s never had a threesome and watched chicks scissor before smash time. LOL.
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 2:57:05 AM EDT
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"Oh Sharon, Scissor me Timbers"

Mr. Garrison
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 2:59:33 AM EDT
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It’s clitoral stimulation.  I’m convinced that’s why horse girls just want to rub on their saddles every day
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 3:02:09 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By morningwood1429:
It’s clitoral stimulation.  I’m convinced that’s why horse girls just want to rub on their saddles every day
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Imagine what going for a Harley ride does for the little man in the boat...I'm convinced that's the only reason anybody would ride bitch on a motorcycle
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 3:03:31 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Sturmgewehr-58:
Don't care.
Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly did the greatest lesbian scene ever recorded on film.
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that is more of a finger bang  using the thigh to apply pressure on the finger banging hand
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 8:03:35 AM EDT
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This is why I live in the GD!  Scissor me timbers!!!!
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 8:07:05 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By MshakeMO:


How about heat shrink and wacking it with potatoes in socks?
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What's this fascination with smashing your dick with something?  You need to get that looked into.

Link Posted: 5/13/2020 8:08:13 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By FlyNavy75:
I don’t care, scissoring is for my pleasure not theirs.
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As it should always be when women are involved.

TC
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 8:09:39 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Discolite:

I like masculine women. Not just tomboys. I mean seriously masculine women. I don’t know why. I just do.
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Probably some sort of latent homosexual tendency.


Link Posted: 5/13/2020 8:17:12 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By morningwood1429:
It’s clitoral stimulation.  I’m convinced that’s why horse girls just want to rub on their saddles every day
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And then there's the low-frequency potato-potato thump-thump vibration of certain motorcycles.

ETA: beat to the punch. I see someone else posted the same thing.
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 8:25:22 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Discolite:
I’ve seen lesbian sex in person. Scissoring isn’t that common. It’s usually oral or hand stuff but when they do missionary without a toy on may use her leg/knee to stimulate the other. See they don’t rely on penetration so much. And once in a while they want a man.
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Go on....
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 8:27:41 AM EDT
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Throw a double header in and the action is awesome.
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 8:30:51 AM EDT
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Fake Hostel stuck under the bed is masterpiece theater you might research.

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Originally Posted By Wolverine1776:

People joke about there being enough porn on the internet that it could stop being made and it would never run out, but that's just not true. 

Pornhub is by far the best of the tube sites. Xhamster is a decent second with some weirder Eastern European and other niche stuff, but for quality and quantity of content Pornhub can't be beat.

I've gotten to the point where I've seen every video of the actresses I'm interested in, of which there are many, and most being now retired. Unless I find a video particularly good , I don't often rewatch them.

So now I have to wait for new girls that pique my interest to come onto the scene, and hope they stick around for more than a video or two. Sometimes I can have some luck browsing the top pages or searching for scenarios/keywords and stumbling across something new, but it's like needle in a haystack.
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Link Posted: 5/13/2020 8:35:23 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/13/2020 8:41:08 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By TacticalTader:
I know a lesbian that doesn't scissor. Then again she is over 250lbs and her girlfriend is well over 300. 


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How the fuck am I supposed to fap to that?

GTFO
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 8:51:24 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/13/2020 8:51:48 AM EDT
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Probably some sort of latent homosexual tendency.


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I like masculine women. Not just tomboys. I mean seriously masculine women. I don't know why. I just do.


Probably some sort of latent homosexual tendency.



Link Posted: 5/13/2020 8:51:54 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Wolverine1776:

People joke about there being enough porn on the internet that it could stop being made and it would never run out, but that's just not true. 

Pornhub is by far the best of the tube sites. Xhamster is a decent second with some weirder Eastern European and other niche stuff, but for quality and quantity of content Pornhub can't be beat.

I've gotten to the point where I've seen every video of the actresses I'm interested in, of which there are many, and most being now retired. Unless I find a video particularly good , I don't often rewatch them.

So now I have to wait for new girls that pique my interest to come onto the scene, and hope they stick around for more than a video or two. Sometimes I can have some luck browsing the top pages or searching for scenarios/keywords and stumbling across something new, but it's like needle in a haystack.
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You obviously haven't been to xvideos.com

Link Posted: 5/13/2020 8:52:35 AM EDT
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I mean sure, I've seen the educational films.   It just doesn't make sense.  

It'd be like two dudes duct taping their dicks together and hitting it with a hammer.

I just don't believe it exists as a common practice in the real world.

Hey, lets awkwardly collide our junk?  I don't buy it.
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when you get older and spend some time with women you'll understand.
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 8:53:29 AM EDT
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My lesbian co-worker said scissoring was a thing. Makes perfect sense to me. If you have a pussy and you like pussy, rubbing them together would be hot.

Co-worker was a cute, chubby, girly-girl blonde and her "wife" was a butch cop. Co-worker was straight for a long time but realized she liked girls better. Always got the vibe that she still needed cock in her life from time to time.
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 8:54:03 AM EDT
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Daisy, Daisy give me your answer true.
I'm half crazy, all for the love of you.
It won't be a thrilling exchange, for I can't afford a sex change.
But you'll look sweet upon the sheets with a dildo made for two.
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 8:55:49 AM EDT
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Have you ever been with a woman? Do you know how their bodies work?
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 8:58:07 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By DmacRTCo:
The gf and wife seem to enjoy it.
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GO ON......
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 9:01:34 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Kruger667:
This is the quality content I've come to expect.
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Haha
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 9:03:16 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Kruger667:
This is the quality content I've come to expect.
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It’s been a while since we had a quality thread such as this
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 9:10:53 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By chadjetlag:


It’s been a while since we had a quality thread such as this
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Originally Posted By chadjetlag:
Originally Posted By Kruger667:
This is the quality content I've come to expect.


It’s been a while since we had a quality thread such as this



Reminds me of the GD I joined back in 2008, I miss that GD.
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 9:18:10 AM EDT
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lol
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 9:22:10 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By GreasyEasy:

Imagine what going for a Harley ride does for the little man in the boat...I'm convinced that's the only reason anybody would ride bitch on a motorcycle
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Remember the the scene in Married With Children?

Al buys a Harley.  Pumpkin crashes it.  Peg is seen carrying the engine (with handlebars) up the stairs to the bedroom.
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 9:22:41 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Dan_Cooper:


What's this fascination with smashing your dick with something?  You need to get that looked into.

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Originally Posted By Dan_Cooper:
Originally Posted By MshakeMO:


How about heat shrink and wacking it with potatoes in socks?


What's this fascination with smashing your dick with something?  You need to get that looked into.


You must have led a sheltered life.
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 9:24:29 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By maleante:
Originally Posted By ozwald:
ass2ass

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/32/95/74/329574cfe88d9318f96b5325487b93bf.gif



Damn, that's terrible, lol.  
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 9:25:02 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Miami_JBT:
@Discolite, here's a more masculine gal for you.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/299647/2ABB4563-14DC-4D22-A120-FD23D50CD609-1030210.gif


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oh, we can post that gif now? I've seen pee pees slapped over it in the past.
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 9:25:19 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By thehellbringer:
Still haven't found the clitoris huh.
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Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 9:32:16 AM EDT
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I know a lesbian that doesn't scissor. Then again she is over 250lbs and her girlfriend is well over 300.


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There was a study done a few years back indicating extra high obesity rates particularly among lesbians.  Not kidding.
Link Posted: 5/13/2020 9:34:39 AM EDT
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How about heat shrink and wacking it with potatoes in socks?
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