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Posted: 9/7/2024 9:41:58 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wood pour? Wood float? Wood whiskey? Wood Jack. |
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Posted: 9/7/2024 9:42:05 PM EST
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Imagine being her Mormon husband. You wait all those years as a virgin, finally get some Temple underwear and married off into some kinky ritual, and find out your first and only puss, for all of eternity, has some giant meat curtains. |
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Posted: 9/7/2024 9:43:32 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wood pour? Wood float? Wood whiskey? Wood soak. |
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Posted: 9/7/2024 9:44:02 PM EST
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Wood Jack. Wood liquor |
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Posted: 9/7/2024 9:45:14 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Imagine being her Mormon husband. You wait all those years as a virgin, finally get some Temple underwear and married off into some kinky ritual, and find out your first and only puss, for all of eternity, has some giant meat curtains. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Not sure I believe she gave birth thru the baby hole. Probably always had meat curtains and now is blaming it on her kids. Imagine being her Mormon husband. You wait all those years as a virgin, finally get some Temple underwear and married off into some kinky ritual, and find out your first and only puss, for all of eternity, has some giant meat curtains. Exactly! Unless he did some soaking inside the shower curtains, so to speak. I hope she also got some anal bleaching. Because a labiaplasty without that is just plain gross. |
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Posted: 9/7/2024 9:45:48 PM EST
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Quoted: Wood Jack. Quoted: Wood soak. Quoted: Wood liquor I knew I could count on the community in my time of need.  Most are pretty obvious to me but this one threw me for a loop. |
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Posted: 9/7/2024 9:47:39 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: With one failed marriage and a fuck trophy. Talk about scratch and dent sale.  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Imagine being her Mormon husband. You wait all those years as a virgin, finally get some Temple underwear and married off into some kinky ritual, and find out your first and only puss, for all of eternity, has some giant meat curtains. With one failed marriage and a fuck trophy. Talk about scratch and dent sale. Cash and carry. |
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Posted: 9/7/2024 9:48:56 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted:  A little Google search came up with this: 
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Posted: 9/7/2024 9:49:50 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So, she had lips like Lilly Valentine???? Yes, google her. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/128054/images_jpeg-3316162.JPG Holy Pepperonis Batman!! |
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Posted: 9/7/2024 9:51:21 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So, she had lips like Lilly Valentine???? Yes, google her. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/128054/images_jpeg-3316162.JPG Impressive. 
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Posted: 9/7/2024 9:56:30 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Imagine being her Mormon husband. You wait all those years as a virgin, finally get some Temple underwear and married off into some kinky ritual, and find out your first and only puss, for all of eternity, has some giant meat curtains.  Attached File |
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Posted: 9/7/2024 10:01:13 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I suppose there's always Hope. It was fun when she got a DUI with a kid in the car right here in Winston-Salem. |
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Posted: 9/7/2024 10:02:28 PM EST
[#13]
Her meat curtains will be gone and Little Johnnie in the burn ward will finally get some new ears.
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Posted: 9/7/2024 10:08:19 PM EST
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I just can't imagine Myrna Loy or Barbara Stanwyck having this kind of conversation.
And it isn't because they'd never talk about sex, but once upon a time even Hollywood had some class and a shred of dignity. |
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Posted: 9/7/2024 10:08:23 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Her meat curtains will be gone and Little Johnnie in the burn ward will finally get some new ears. Sigline material! |
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Posted: 9/7/2024 10:10:13 PM EST
[#16]
soccer goalie enters the chat…..interested
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Posted: 9/7/2024 10:11:10 PM EST
[#17]
Like Elmer Fuds hat....
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Posted: 9/7/2024 10:11:31 PM EST
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Posted: 9/7/2024 10:12:21 PM EST
[#19]
Arby's, not Barbies
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Posted: 9/7/2024 10:12:27 PM EST
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Not sure I believe she gave birth thru the baby hole. Probably always had meat curtains and now is blaming it on her kids. One day her kids will be able to read this article, later they will remember when they are deciding what nursing home they are getting for her. And they got about 10 years of hearing "Your mom has a sloppy vagina" ahead of them. Something to write about in the next mothers day card. |
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Posted: 9/7/2024 10:16:23 PM EST
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Stupid bitch.
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Posted: 9/7/2024 10:16:32 PM EST
[#22]
Moose.
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Posted: 9/7/2024 10:17:53 PM EST
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: One day her kids will be able to read this article, later they will remember when they are deciding what nursing home they are getting for her. And they got about 10 years of hearing "Your mom has a sloppy vagina" ahead of them. Something to write about in the next mothers day card. The mother’s vanity is going to make her kids get bullied ruthlessly. Good job mom. |
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Posted: 9/7/2024 10:19:26 PM EST
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Posted: 9/7/2024 10:20:21 PM EST
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Her meat curtains will be gone and Little Johnnie in the burn ward will finally get some new ears. 
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Posted: 9/7/2024 10:59:22 PM EST
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In 10th grade there was this hippy chick student teacher in history class who wore tight pants.
All of us would marvel at her goose lips and wonder what else might be in her secret garden. 50 years later I'm guessing pubic lice. |
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Posted: 9/7/2024 11:03:27 PM EST
[#27]
What's the butthole look like?
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Posted: 9/7/2024 11:07:09 PM EST
[#28]
Beef curtains. Lmao!
https://www.facebook.com/reel/3924880014402032?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v |
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Posted: 9/7/2024 11:34:10 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Her meat curtains will be gone and Little Johnnie in the burn ward will finally get some new ears. No matter how fucked up a story is there is always a positive that can come out of it. Either a life lesson, organ donation, or both. |
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Posted: 9/7/2024 11:37:06 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That McPhee woman had her snatch overhauled and the pics leaked. 
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Posted: 9/7/2024 11:37:51 PM EST
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Classy as fuck
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Posted: 9/7/2024 11:40:45 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Imagine being her Mormon husband. You wait all those years as a virgin, finally get some Temple underwear and married off into some kinky ritual, and find out your first and only puss, for all of eternity, has some giant meat curtains. Patience is a virtue |
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Posted: 9/7/2024 11:47:40 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Her meat curtains will be gone and Little Johnnie in the burn ward will finally get some new ears.  |
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Posted: 9/7/2024 11:49:31 PM EST
[#34]
Clip your wings and flyyyy!
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Posted: 9/7/2024 11:49:38 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A little Google search came up with this: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4f/Wendy's_Double_Stack_%2829080981254%29.jpg/1280px-Wendy's_Double_Stack_%2829080981254%29.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: A little Google search came up with this: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4f/Wendy's_Double_Stack_%2829080981254%29.jpg/1280px-Wendy's_Double_Stack_%2829080981254%29.jpg |
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Posted: 9/7/2024 11:51:30 PM EST
[#36]
Quote HistoryWood soak and liquor. |
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Posted: 9/7/2024 11:54:49 PM EST
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No lips is like soaking in a shallow pool. No good.
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Posted: 9/7/2024 11:56:02 PM EST
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We havnt had a good Hope Solo thread in a long while!
Giant hang like sleeve of wizard lips are fucking disgusting! 
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Posted: 9/8/2024 12:18:38 AM EST
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I think I would have appreciated her pre-surgery. Same. It's crazy to me that women actually do this. Oh it's uncomfortable? Lol. Try a bag and dong. |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 12:19:50 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wood pour? Wood float? Wood whiskey? Quote HistoryQuoted: Wood pour? Wood float? Wood whiskey? Wood Jack |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 12:20:15 AM EST
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Meat curtains… that is a description I am not going to be able to get out of my head. Aka jerky drapes. |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 12:22:15 AM EST
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Posted: 9/8/2024 12:35:23 AM EST
[#43]
Sorry I looked that up
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Posted: 9/8/2024 12:36:45 AM EST
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I had a girl tell me she had a meaty one once.
I still regret not hitting that Arbys 
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Posted: 9/8/2024 12:45:18 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: We havnt had a good Hope Solo thread in a long while! Giant hang like sleeve of wizard lips are fucking disgusting! Some of us appreciate a little hang time on the monkey. |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 1:18:57 AM EST
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Quote HistoryThat reminds me of something......................... |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 1:22:03 AM EST
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Posted: 9/8/2024 1:22:13 AM EST
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What a classy broad. My thoughts exactly. |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 1:37:54 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Her meat curtains will be gone and Little Johnnie in the burn ward will finally get some new ears. I was hoping that they made her husband a wallet. |
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Posted: 9/8/2024 1:44:39 AM EST
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Quote HistoryDitto. Such a shame, but I was never going to fuck her anyway. I prefer natural women with meat curtains and tits ranging from puffs to pounds. |
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