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Posted: 3/30/2016 8:08:46 PM EDT

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Hot as hell but refuses to put out so yeah ill pass.

Posted: 3/30/2016 8:09:14 PM EDT

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She is the Helen Reddy of our time. She has instilled an arrogant and self important streak in woman. No gents, is no longer about women being treated equal, it's about women exacting vengeance on men. Her music brings that reoccurring theme too often.

I remember when country music was enjoyable to listen to.

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It still is. That's not country, just like most of what gets played on "country" stations these days.

Posted: 3/30/2016 8:15:11 PM EDT

[#3]

Still smokin hot

Posted: 3/30/2016 8:18:31 PM EDT

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Don't let those double push up bras fool you yes I said DOUBLE as in a she's wearing a push up for the push up, that's how flat she is.

Bitch is stupid as fuck, like really stupid and complete canadian hoosier,

Posted: 3/30/2016 8:19:38 PM EDT

[#5]

Wood

Posted: 3/30/2016 8:26:18 PM EDT

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Don't let those double push up bras fool you yes I said DOUBLE as in a she's wearing a push up for the push up, that's how flat she is.

Bitch is stupid as fuck, like really stupid and complete canadian hoosier,

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I'd rather talk to her than you.

Posted: 3/30/2016 8:27:21 PM EDT

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I can tell you from experience her ass is warm to the touch.......not frigid. Of course this was back in the day when she was tight as a drum & unmarried.

was working a concert once & she came along giving high fives & skipped me so I reached down & gave her a squeeze instead.

She looked back kinda shocked & smiled....

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So, if I shook your hand, I'd b squeezing Shania's butt ?!

Cool!!

Posted: 3/30/2016 8:30:46 PM EDT

[#8]

Meh

Posted: 3/30/2016 8:32:02 PM EDT

[#9]

iirc she is some nutjob cult, doesn't believe in having sex - only to have kids and i don't think she has kids?

Posted: 3/30/2016 8:48:25 PM EDT

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Reminds me of Sarah Palin in that MILFy kinda way.

Posted: 3/30/2016 8:52:24 PM EDT

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Doesn't she have HIV or something?

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Wait, what?

Posted: 3/30/2016 8:58:55 PM EDT

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Nice lookin woman, great legs. I'd like bite her on the ass, get lockjaw, and have her drag me to death.

Posted: 3/30/2016 9:03:06 PM EDT

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Don't let those double push up bras fool you yes I said DOUBLE as in a she's wearing a push up for the push up, that's how flat she is.

Bitch is stupid as fuck, like really stupid and complete canadian hoosier,

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You forgot pointy elbows

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Posted: 3/30/2016 9:03:27 PM EDT

[#14]

Sooooo tight, ohh shit

Posted: 3/30/2016 9:04:26 PM EDT

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Back in the day, she was one of the hottest chicks alive.

This is the first I've heard about her being frigid.

Too bad.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

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She was hot, but nuts and didn't like sex.

It'd be like having a vette in the driveway with no engine.

Back in the day, she was one of the hottest chicks alive.

This is the first I've heard about her being frigid.

Too bad.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

As if any of us basement dwellers would be have a chance

Posted: 3/30/2016 9:08:09 PM EDT

[#16]

I dislike women who show all sexy like but don't want to have sex. It's all power and control.

Posted: 3/30/2016 9:09:37 PM EDT

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I was never a fan of her music,

but she is one gorgeous lady.

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Posted: 3/30/2016 9:12:10 PM EDT

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The video of her "Still the One" Live in Las Vegas show is pretty good if you like her music. Her singing is good and the music mix, the sets and the choreography all add to the spectacle.

Posted: 3/30/2016 9:17:18 PM EDT

[#19]

I'd pee in her butt.....just sayin

Posted: 3/30/2016 9:18:56 PM EDT

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Good for her taking such good care of herself. Not sure the tacky outfit is the best approach for her, though. Makes her look a bit desperate.

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"No Capes" - Edna Mode

Posted: 3/30/2016 9:21:35 PM EDT

[#21]

She is hotter than the Fourth of July.

Posted: 3/30/2016 9:24:25 PM EDT

[#22]

You guys have ruined a fantasy for me. I didn't know she was a prude, she never was in my dreams. Guess I can just hang on to that.

Posted: 3/30/2016 9:24:43 PM EDT

[#23]

Really yall don't think she puts out....ok

Posted: 3/30/2016 9:25:28 PM EDT

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I'd drink her cooter beer.

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Lol. Cooter beer. I'm adding that one to the old vocabulary

Posted: 3/30/2016 9:26:16 PM EDT

[#25]

Ballon knot. I'd tounge punch hers.

Posted: 3/30/2016 9:27:49 PM EDT

[#26]

Reminds me of the Susanna Hoffs concert I went to way back when - Mostly guys in the audience.

Posted: 3/30/2016 9:28:12 PM EDT

[#27]

I would hit it.

Posted: 3/30/2016 9:29:46 PM EDT

[#28]

I feel like a striper

Posted: 3/30/2016 9:32:08 PM EDT

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Don't let those double push up bras fool you yes I said DOUBLE as in a she's wearing a push up for the push up, that's how flat she is.

Bitch is stupid as fuck, like really stupid and complete canadian hoosier,

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That's hoser.

Indiana ain't in Canuckistan.

Posted: 3/30/2016 9:33:54 PM EDT

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wtf?

Posted: 3/30/2016 9:35:34 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/30/2016 9:40:52 PM EDT

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She is the Helen Reddy of our time. She has instilled an arrogant and self important streak in woman. No gents, is no longer about women being treated equal, it's about women exacting vengeance on men. Her music brings that reoccurring theme too often.

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Good looking and all but that's the vibe I always got from her.

Posted: 3/30/2016 9:41:40 PM EDT

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Lol. Cooter beer. I'm adding that one to the old vocabulary

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I'd drink her cooter beer.

Lol. Cooter beer. I'm adding that one to the old vocabulary

It's a thing. Not just an expression.

Posted: 3/30/2016 9:52:31 PM EDT

[#34]

last pic, ewe....she gots da banana teets.........

Posted: 3/31/2016 1:11:45 PM EDT

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Good for her taking such good care of herself. Not sure the tacky outfit is the best approach for her, though. Makes her look a bit desperate.

"No Capes" - Edna Mode

Edna stole every scene she was in.

Posted: 3/31/2016 1:16:05 PM EDT

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last pic, ewe....she gots da banana teets.........

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I don't see the problem there.

Posted: 3/31/2016 1:17:05 PM EDT

[#37]

Crazy Canadian Cunt .

Posted: 3/31/2016 1:26:23 PM EDT

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Rumor has it that she believes sex is for procreation only...............hence her ex strayed away from her.

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Rumor has it that she believes sex is for procreation only...............hence her ex strayed away from her.

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Doesn't she have HIV or something?

She and my wife have something in common then.

Posted: 3/31/2016 1:32:10 PM EDT

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She was hot, but nuts and didn't like sex.

It'd be like having a vette in the driveway with no engine.

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Heard something about her mental issues. She apparently flew over the cuckoos nest which is why she just disappeared for a while.

Posted: 3/31/2016 1:36:59 PM EDT

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Rumor has it that she believes sex is for procreation only......

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And selling her music... obviously.

Posted: 3/31/2016 1:37:29 PM EDT

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You guys have killed my fantasy.

Posted: 3/31/2016 1:37:46 PM EDT

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This.

Her childhood was really dysfunctional. Seems like there was some Daddy issue problems as well

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Rumor has it that she believes sex is for procreation only...............hence her ex strayed away from her.

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Doesn't she have HIV or something?

1 time with me and she would be cured of that foolishness

Kind of think I remember seeing something about her being abused when she was younger. Might have something to do with her sexual dysfunction.

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Her childhood was really dysfunctional. Seems like there was some Daddy issue problems as well

Being sexually abused and lack of desire for sex seem to go hand-in-hand (my ex had a similar background and sex drive).

Nevertheless... for Shania to use her body to sell sex, and then to be frigid is pretty messed-up, hypocritical, etc. S'all about the money. Some whores are cheap and some aren't so cheap (and just like to tease I guess).

Posted: 3/31/2016 1:42:06 PM EDT

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last pic, ewe....she gots da banana teets.........

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You even homo bro?

Nothing wrong with them teets... except for being apparently off-limits to anyone.

Posted: 3/31/2016 1:44:28 PM EDT

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Back in the day, she was one of the hottest chicks alive.

This is the first I've heard about her being frigid.

Too bad.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

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She was hot, but nuts and didn't like sex.

It'd be like having a vette in the driveway with no engine.

Back in the day, she was one of the hottest chicks alive.

This is the first I've heard about her being frigid.

Too bad.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

I heard her say it in an interview. She was asked how it felt to be the "sexiest woman alive" and her answer was, "I'm not very sexual at all." The interviewer had a long pregnant silence and went on to something else.

Posted: 3/31/2016 1:46:08 PM EDT

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I don't think about whether she's anti-gun or not while having sex.

Yes I would plow like mighty Zeus.

Posted: 3/31/2016 1:50:26 PM EDT

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I don't get why her having sex or not is a big deal to y'all. It's not like she'd be having it with you if only she were a nympho.

It's one thing to think it's weird or whatever but there's some personal affront going on.

Seriously, the only people it affects are her and whomever she's in a relationship with.