Around 2003, the company I worked for merged the cell phone tech group with the land line group. I worked land line. I was back up for a cell tech who was from down south somewhere.
My boss called me to go help a cell tech who got stuck in the snow. No big deal, it's February in northern Michigan & there is about 3 feet of new lake effect snow. It happens.
I get to the place he is supposed to be...no one around & no truck in sight. I can see I'm about a mile from the cell tower. It's up a steep hill on a two track that has a "road closed in winter" barricade. I've been there before in winter. It's walk in with snow shoes carrying your test gear. Not impossible but no fun either. Hell, that two track ain't even that good in the summer
I call cell tech. No answer.
Call boss, boss says "He said he was going home after walking out"
Me: Walk out of where?
Boss: He said he was stuck on the road
Me: Uh...I think he tried to drive up to the tower.
Boss: He what?!
Me: Looks like there are truck tracks going around the barricade & foot prints walking out.
Boss: What the hell?
Me: Yup, he tried to drive in there.
I strap on the snow shoes, trudge in. He managed to drive about 1/2 way in. I could see where he had gotten stuck a couple times but kept heading farther in. Man he sure did stick it. Buried with snow over the hood, left the driver's door open AND ran out of gas.It took some real world skill to do that.
Oh well, fuck it, I'm here & the tower is still out of service. Walk back to my truck, grab test gear & head back in to fix the problem after calling boss & tell him it's going to take a recovery wrecker. $1500 bill for that bit of fuckery.
Next day. He did exactly the same thing again with different truck. This time he managed to bounce it off a couple trees doing a lot of body damage. Another $1500 recovery bill plus a body shop bill. To his credit, he did manage to drive 30 feet farther to the tower.
Boss was told he was not allowed to fire him and that the guy was being transferred to southern Michigan.