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Posted: 3/18/2024 10:38:18 PM EDT

Not a Monty Python thread:

'My size P boobs leave other mums worried on school run - a teacher shamed me for no bra'

This mum is constantly shamed for the size of her boobs - with even her children's school teachers criticising her.

Lyla King has admitted she's fed up with other mums giving her "disapproving" looks when she's on the school run, and has claimed one teacher even told her she was dressed "inappropriately" because she wasn't wearing a bra - all because of her size P boobs. The mum-of-three is a size 34P, but said she regularly goes about life without a bra because the sheer weight of her chest makes wearing one uncomfortable.

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Pics at link. The only word that comes to mind is "WOW". And yes, according to the article she has an OF account.

Posted: 3/18/2024 10:40:05 PM EDT

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O.F.

Posted: 3/18/2024 10:40:14 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/18/2024 10:41:25 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/18/2024 10:42:48 PM EDT

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Hello bitch lasagne

Posted: 3/18/2024 10:45:11 PM EDT

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Sweet Jesus they probably have their own gravitational pull

Posted: 3/18/2024 10:46:55 PM EDT

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They are certainly impressive.

Posted: 3/18/2024 10:46:57 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/18/2024 10:47:32 PM EDT

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She looks like an AI cartoon. Surprised she doesn’t have 6 fingers. I’m a big boob fan, but this might be a bit too much.

Posted: 3/18/2024 10:48:53 PM EDT

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Yeah she's advertising for her page

Posted: 3/18/2024 10:51:29 PM EDT

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nope

Posted: 3/18/2024 10:51:29 PM EDT

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Cleavage? That is a chasm.

Posted: 3/18/2024 10:53:59 PM EDT

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I foresee serious upper back problems in her not-too-distant future, if not already. That's probably like 40 pounds of flesh right there.

Posted: 3/18/2024 10:55:13 PM EDT

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Those things hang down to her FUPA. When a good thing becomes too much.

Posted: 3/18/2024 10:55:36 PM EDT

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This.

Posted: 3/18/2024 11:02:14 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/18/2024 11:05:51 PM EDT

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Not gonna lie, I'd like to see those things unleashed. Lol

Posted: 3/18/2024 11:13:43 PM EDT

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I like bigguns but she's gross. No thank you.

Posted: 3/18/2024 11:13:55 PM EDT

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The type of tons of fun I can hang out with!

Posted: 3/18/2024 11:15:38 PM EDT

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This is my kinda girl.

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Bianca?

Posted: 3/18/2024 11:17:53 PM EDT

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Too much. Best of luck to her with gravity / future back problems.

Posted: 3/18/2024 11:18:53 PM EDT

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She looks like an AI cartoon. Surprised she doesn’t have 6 fingers. I’m a big boob fan, but this might be a bit too much.

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Nothing I love more than great big titties, but that’s just…too much.

Posted: 3/18/2024 11:19:01 PM EDT

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Not gonna lie, I'd like to see those things unleashed. Lol

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Well...she does have an OF account. You can do research for the team.

Which is probably why she went to the media with her story; gotta generate traffic for her account. Her story is believable though: no one slut-shames women more than other women. The men would all be too busy standing around watching her with disbelief.

Posted: 3/18/2024 11:19:21 PM EDT

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I foresee serious upper back problems in her not-too-distant future, if not already. That's probably like 40 pounds of flesh right there.

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I foresee serious upper back problems in her not-too-distant future, if not already. That's probably like 40 pounds of flesh right there.

Yeah, that's like carrying a 40lb backpack all day, every day.

How does she tie her shoes?

Posted: 3/18/2024 11:27:49 PM EDT

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Uh, unless their fake, gravity takes over once they are released from the "over the shoulder boulder holders"....

Posted: 3/18/2024 11:29:50 PM EDT

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Pass.

Posted: 3/18/2024 11:31:18 PM EDT

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Yes sir!

Posted: 3/18/2024 11:32:27 PM EDT

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Lordy jeebus, thems some big uns

Posted: 3/18/2024 11:34:34 PM EDT

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Lylas big heart for those interested..

Posted: 3/18/2024 11:38:29 PM EDT

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Al Bundy approves

Posted: 3/18/2024 11:40:37 PM EDT

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That's like trying to eat a 55 gallon drum of ice cream. Just way too much of a good thing.

Posted: 3/18/2024 11:40:42 PM EDT

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She's a fat chick with fat chick tits. Usually you see them that big on fat black chicks, but gross either way.

Posted: 3/18/2024 11:47:53 PM EDT

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Hey suse

Go fund me for a boobectomy?

way too big

Posted: 3/18/2024 11:49:43 PM EDT

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"She was all...articulate and stuff!"

Posted: 3/19/2024 6:35:54 AM EDT

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I'll bet her areolae are the size of trash can lids.

Posted: 3/19/2024 6:50:56 AM EDT

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Now, the woman is much more comfortable with her chest, and has even found a way to make money from her looks through OnlyFans.

Oh she's so very clever! How did she ever figure out how to do that, so smart.

Posted: 3/19/2024 8:18:09 AM EDT

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Now, the woman is much more comfortable with her chest, and has even found a way to make money from her looks through OnlyFans.

Oh she's so very clever! How did she ever figure out how to do that, so smart.

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Everybody please clap for the whore

Posted: 3/19/2024 8:22:09 AM EDT

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Wow! The udder mum.

Posted: 3/19/2024 8:22:34 AM EDT

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Honest Q, I wonder if when she's pregnant if that means she produces a shit ton of milk. If so, I think "milk banks" are a thing, maybe for profit, and definitely for helping others that can't breastfeed for a varieties of reasons.