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Link Posted: 12/10/2013 7:26:39 PM EDT
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Try imagining this in John Cleese's voice: "Say Black Jesus 100 times before dawn or I'll cut your balls off."
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I guess I'll have to stop calling Mandela "Black Jesus" and start calling Jesus "Jewish Mandela."




Something about your avatar and this post cracks me up





Try imagining this in John Cleese's voice: "Say Black Jesus 100 times before dawn or I'll cut your balls off."


DAMN SPLINTERS
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 7:33:39 PM EDT
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Good actor, however id love to see his college transcripts.
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I believe he never completed high school but did receive a GED.
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 7:34:45 PM EDT
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One day, when we all wake up to an interesting observation by a CNN anchorperson, "hey, what happened to all the white people in SA?", and, "what's that smell?", maybe they'll begin to reevaluate Mandela.
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Those bastards would keep worshiping the man even while his fellow travelers put them to the torch.

 
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 7:35:13 PM EDT
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Puke ,,,,,,
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 7:38:05 PM EDT
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There's nothing unique or interesting about celebrities' opinions on politics.  People really need to stop giving them attention.
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 7:40:41 PM EDT
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He also has shitty views on guns right?



What? That he cant own them?

http://rs1118.pbsrc.com/albums/k607/fugitive13/C3DE2A35-424A-4366-87BC-FD8F678BF45A-4722-0000070D5E5CEA9B_zps6a7806b3.jpg~320x480


The reason why he cant use them anywhere but a set is because dude is a felon!
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 7:57:21 PM EDT
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I suppose I could agree with him, but then we'd both be wrong.

He does a pretty fair job parroting words someone else writes for him to say, and that someone else tells him exactly how to say them.  Not interested in his opinions on anything.
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 8:59:42 PM EDT
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Mark Wahlberg is a fucking idiot.
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Dont you call me a fucking Mark Wallburg!!
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 9:08:16 PM EDT
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Must be where he developed a fear of guns
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Fuck him. Anyone who grew up in or near him has heard stories of how he used to rob liquor stores. That piece of shit.


Must be where he developed a fear of guns




 
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 11:18:45 AM EDT
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There is no way Tom Cruise is 5'7" I met him at a charity event once, I towered over him at 5'10".  He is 5'3" maybe 5'4" at best.
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Wasn't Wahlberg in jail for felony assault?   I guess one can tell another.



Of what, a yard gnome?   Isn't he like 4'10"?

I was under the impression that he made Tom Cruise look like an NBA baller.


I Googled; Tom Cruise is 5'7", and Marky Mark is 5'8"

Shit, at a mere 6', I would feel tall in Hollywoord.


There is no way Tom Cruise is 5'7" I met him at a charity event once, I towered over him at 5'10".  He is 5'3" maybe 5'4" at best.


Are you saying Google is wrong?  Unpossible.



I have no idea.  I wouldn't doubt it.  It seems everyone looks taller on the screen.

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