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Link Posted: 5/18/2022 11:45:01 AM EDT
[#1]
I guess the "Gunt" look is popular nowadays
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 11:45:05 AM EDT
[#2]
I’d like to see her on my toilet eating a Reuben.
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 11:46:33 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/18/2022 11:47:17 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/18/2022 11:52:08 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/18/2022 11:53:03 AM EDT
[#6]
What she looks like before makeup and the photoshop:



This is a model?
There are many many millions of "plus size" category women who are better looking than she is.
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 11:59:23 AM EDT
[#7]
With her pic on the cover, the magazine weighs 20 pounds.
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:00:08 PM EDT
[#8]
If she looks like that now - how big will she get after a couple of kids and middle age spread ?
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:02:53 PM EDT
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I can smell the unwiped shit on her gigantic ass from here
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Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:03:39 PM EDT
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What she looks like before makeup and the photoshop:

https://www.outkick.com/wp-content/uploads/Yumi-Nu-Sports-Illustrated-swimsuit-cover.jpg

This is a model?
There are many many millions of "plus size" category women who are better looking than she is.
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I think her face looks pretty good without makeup, and she would probably be quite attractive if she lost 100 pounds or whatever.... well it's probably too late for that because the skin will be all saggy, so let's just say that she'd be pretty if she wasn't a fucking sea cow.
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:09:32 PM EDT
[#11]
I like the thick girls, but even I wouldn't put her on the cover.

SI has gone to shit as far as swimsuit covers and the whole swimsuit thing in general. This whole idea of exploring new boundaries and editorial decisions have taken it light years away from what was intended. Now it's a political statement/propaganda. Not entertainment.

God forbid a straight dude enjoy a little eye candy.
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:12:02 PM EDT
[#12]
My America no longer exists. It was fun while it lasted. Imagine being a normal heterosexual teenage boy (pre-internet) and having to fap to that bloated bullshit.
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:13:30 PM EDT
[#13]
I wouldn’t brag about it, or be proud of it, but I would take her for a ride.. I think of woman like this as a reset button.. After a while I find my self getting to picky and passing up what could be some quality poon.. A nice thick one like this will lower your standards for the next few considerably.. But going from experience, make sure there is zero physical activity leading up to coitus, and pray she showered with in the last 3-4 hours, as you can tell, certain areas never see the light of day nor get any fresh air so they tend fester rapidly.. Would not smash in the summer or warmer climate either, that there’s a winter woman.
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:16:03 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:21:17 PM EDT
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NYET!!
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SPNI
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:21:55 PM EDT
[#16]
I remember the days of models like Kathy Ireland in SI Swimsuit issue.  Times sure have changed.
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:22:36 PM EDT
[#17]
Not a model
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:22:41 PM EDT
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Ditto.

Extra thick, but not disgustingly so.

But in summer, the trick is to bang in the shower, or just after.
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:22:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:23:56 PM EDT
[#20]
More guys can say their girlfriend/wife looks like a model.
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:24:43 PM EDT
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If all the nopers here were honest with themselves....they'd admit that sometime between 6 pack and a half case, she would start looking doable.
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Fuck it. I'd smash.


Same. It’s not really my preferred thing, but she’s cute.

Fuck it. I’ll bet she’s fun.



If all the nopers here were honest with themselves....they'd admit that sometime between 6 pack and a half case, she would start looking doable.

Wouldn't even take a beer.
Just her not being a bitch. Kind would be a bonus.

Kharn
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:26:36 PM EDT
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I guess none of you are black huh?
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Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:27:23 PM EDT
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she'd have to stuff a box of crayons up her snatch to get a Marine to fuck her
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Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:27:29 PM EDT
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I want to know where the fat male models are.

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This is a valid question…I have NEVER seen one of these fat positive things featuring a man.

Bruh…I need some confirmation it’s ok for me to be fat too….damn gender fat gap is real!!
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:27:32 PM EDT
[#25]
How much airbrush ink did it take to erase all of the cottage cheese and stretchmarks
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:27:50 PM EDT
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I’d like to see her on my toilet eating a Reuben.
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What the fuck
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:28:01 PM EDT
[#27]
Geez, she should at least be athletic.  It is a sports magazine after all.  
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:28:13 PM EDT
[#28]
I miss the days of Elle MacPherson, Laetitia Casta and Paulina Porizkova.
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:28:49 PM EDT
[#29]
Paging Midcap.

Midcap to the courtesy buffet. Mr. Midcap to the courtesy buffet, please.
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:29:42 PM EDT
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I guess the "Gunt" look is popular nowadays
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The word "gunt" alone is inherently heinous.
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:29:50 PM EDT
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She has a sexy belly button, deep enough for extra fun.
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:30:23 PM EDT
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What she looks like before makeup and the photoshop:

https://www.outkick.com/wp-content/uploads/Yumi-Nu-Sports-Illustrated-swimsuit-cover.jpg

This is a model?
There are many many millions of "plus size" category women who are better looking than she is.
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"average at best"
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:32:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:33:38 PM EDT
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I want to know where the fat male models are.

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Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:33:47 PM EDT
[#35]
Yumi Moo is more like it.
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:33:50 PM EDT
[#36]
Can't fap to this.
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:35:44 PM EDT
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More guys can say their girlfriend/wife looks like a model.
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Exactly!!! I am telling the wife we are going to try and market her photos.
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:37:59 PM EDT
[#38]
Put a piece of coal in her shoe and you get a new diamond in about 5 minutes.
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:38:40 PM EDT
[#39]
What’s the over/under in years for the transgender
SI cover model?

I’m guessing 3
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:38:44 PM EDT
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Ah yes, the bridge Jordan Peterson chose to die on, Twitter-style.

We're all supposed to pretend this is not any sort of virtue signaling effort.

I guess we're also supposed to pretend the Swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated is about the swimsuits.
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:40:07 PM EDT
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Big enough to make Dr. Peterson resign from Twitter
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:41:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:42:42 PM EDT
[#43]
I think she looks great but shouldn't be on the cover of sports illustrated FFS.
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:44:15 PM EDT
[#44]
That’s not even that fat for what they are promoting now.

Plus, I’d take a chubby girl over a skinny tranny always.
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:49:10 PM EDT
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Like others have said.

Would but she is not SI caliber.

Not that SI means anything anymore.

It's like they don't recognize the roll of that magazine issue was to disappear under the beds of American male teens.

Now that they don't want to be a slightly safer for work playboy.  the quality has certainly dropped.

However, I can't blame them.  Long gone are the days of SI, National Geographic, and the Sears catalog.

Where when a guy somehow got a hold of one of the actual adult mags it was big deal.

Now I can type a couple things in my phone and see a hotter chick do something truly unspeakable.
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:51:08 PM EDT
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@midcap
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I think you can stop tagging @midcap every time one of these threads shows up. It was only funny the first few dozen times...
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:52:21 PM EDT
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Big enough to make Dr. Peterson resign from Twitter
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Ffs
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:52:45 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:56:15 PM EDT
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I guess none of you are black huh?
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I am and I don’t like them thick.
Link Posted: 5/18/2022 12:57:52 PM EDT
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I think you can stop tagging @midcap every time one of these threads shows up. It was only funny the first few dozen times...
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This is midcap genre from now on.   He earned it.   He owns it.  Midcap is the ARFCOM chubby chaser.
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