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Posted: 8/4/2022 2:30:54 AM EDT
[#1]
Quote HistoryQuoted: wow wtf! now im wondering which number I was!?!? Right behind the hairy hippy guy with crabs |
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Posted: 8/4/2022 2:49:34 AM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She never did anything for me. A getting laid by 200 guys wasnt hard back then if you're a half way attractive woman. |
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Posted: 8/4/2022 2:50:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:  All the prudes come out the wood work. At 19, which I was when that movie came out, I for sure would have smashed. Also, there are chicks in college with numbers that high. Prude. That’s funny. I was only 5yrs older in the latter part of ‘99. Only difference is by that point my girlfriend & I had been together right at 6yrs & married for a year. I had been having constant sex, at least 4x’s/wk with a eager woman that loved me deeply. Meanwhile you seriously lusted after a nasty old whore that was not even worth my time of even the slightest consideration of even looking at her Botox injected face & grotesquely flabby body being hidden by camera angles & editing…  Attached File |
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Posted: 8/4/2022 3:06:12 AM EDT
[#4]
Yuck.
Would not. |
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Posted: 8/4/2022 3:23:01 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/4/2022 3:29:24 AM EDT
[#6]
I wouldn’t have fucked that fat cow back then or even now. She would not be on my list to plow
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Posted: 8/4/2022 4:16:13 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Prude. That's funny. I was only 5yrs older in the latter part of '99. Only difference is by that point my girlfriend & I had been together right at 6yrs & married for a year. I had been having constant sex, at least 4x's/wk with a eager woman that loved me deeply. Meanwhile you seriously lusted after a nasty old whore that was not even worth my time of even the slightest consideration of even looking at her Botox injected face & grotesquely flabby body being hidden by camera angles & editing /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/giphy-359.gif |
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Posted: 8/4/2022 4:36:33 AM EDT
[#8]
Two hundred people a lot more desperate than I was for a lay.
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Posted: 8/4/2022 4:40:14 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/4/2022 4:44:57 AM EDT
[#10]
At the same time?
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Posted: 8/4/2022 4:57:13 AM EDT
[#11]
Stifler’s mom?
Stacy’s mom has got it going on  Even Evan’s mom had much more going on 
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Posted: 8/4/2022 5:03:15 AM EDT
[#12]
Ewwww....
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Posted: 8/4/2022 5:11:05 AM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Wow….she’s only 60? Holy shit. This. Thought she was closer to 50 in the first movie. She wasn't even 40! |
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Posted: 8/4/2022 5:11:44 AM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: 18 year old me would have nailed her from the first one. 3 times. |
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Posted: 8/4/2022 5:19:43 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/4/2022 6:06:43 AM EDT
[#16]
Yeah thank God for model trains. If it wasn't for model trains how would they get the idea for the big ones?
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Posted: 8/4/2022 6:21:24 AM EDT
[#17]
For some reason my rod just became inverted.
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Posted: 8/4/2022 6:21:59 AM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: @4xGM300m @RTX @JLPettimoreIII In the words of the closet liberal Bill O’Reilly…Please opine  If you selected the three of us for an airtighting demo, somebody else will have to fill in for me. I know GD likes its fatties, but that's fucking gross. (PSA: For whoever takes my place, Jamal Pettimore will try to look at your dick.) |
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Posted: 8/4/2022 6:44:07 AM EDT
[#19]
Whore
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Posted: 8/4/2022 6:46:09 AM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She always gave me a stifler. She was ugly then and she's really gruesome now |
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Posted: 8/4/2022 6:57:43 AM EDT
[#21]
i'm proud to say, i was number 113 on her list.
anyone here do better? |
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Posted: 8/4/2022 7:07:23 AM EDT
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The average, or below average woman could easily fuck 200 dudes in 3 months without breaking a sweat, easy peasy, as females don’t need fame to get sex.
Danny divito for example, NEEDS his fame to score booty, and loads of hot chicks would jump at the chance to sport fuck his ugly ass purely because he’s famous, to check the box on fucking a celebrity. |
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Posted: 8/4/2022 7:09:10 AM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She never did anything for me. A getting laid by 200 guys wasnt hard back then if you're a half way attractive woman. Yup, even a 3- 4 could pretty easily score dick at a bar with barely any effort on her part. |
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Posted: 8/4/2022 7:17:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Damn. She was 37 in that movie. I figured her for 50 back then. Same. That's a rough 37.
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Posted: 8/4/2022 7:53:47 AM EDT
[#25]
Soo... average American female then huh?
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Posted: 8/4/2022 7:56:34 AM EDT
[#26]
Lol you aren't supposed to take everyone up on it.
Thats a lot of dicks |
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Posted: 8/4/2022 8:00:02 AM EDT
[#27]
If she says 200, it was really 600.
I think that was brought up in American Pie 2. |
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Posted: 8/4/2022 8:50:18 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/4/2022 10:26:29 AM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yup. Prude. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Prude. That's funny. I was only 5yrs older in the latter part of '99. Only difference is by that point my girlfriend & I had been together right at 6yrs & married for a year. I had been having constant sex, at least 4x's/wk with a eager woman that loved me deeply. Meanwhile you seriously lusted after a nasty old whore that was not even worth my time of even the slightest consideration of even looking at her Botox injected face & grotesquely flabby body being hidden by camera angles & editing /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/giphy-359.gif I don’t think that word means what you think it means. Having absolutely no interest in going balls deep, then, or now, in an ugly, fat, skank because she was in a movie does not a prude make. |
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Posted: 8/4/2022 10:29:15 AM EDT
[#30]
Meh, I'd have smashed 90's vintage Stifler's mom...
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Posted: 8/4/2022 10:30:10 AM EDT
[#31]
More evidence that Hollywood is fully of disgusting skanks.
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Posted: 8/4/2022 10:31:57 AM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Glad I wasn’t born with a pussy, I’d have smashed that number by my freshman year of college. Lol…same bro. Good for her 
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Posted: 8/4/2022 10:34:34 AM EDT
[#33]
Not my normal cup of tea but would have smashed for the story.
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Posted: 8/4/2022 10:35:51 AM EDT
[#34]
GD:
"I'd drag my scrotum through 8 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie" |
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Posted: 8/4/2022 10:38:32 AM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Whew, she's aged like fine whole milk...  lol hey now, some of the granny floppy titty bangers here will disagree.. |
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Posted: 8/4/2022 10:39:44 AM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Same. That's a rough 37. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Damn. She was 37 in that movie. I figured her for 50 back then. Same. That's a rough 37. A Midcap 10, though. 
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Posted: 8/4/2022 10:40:33 AM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Lol you aren't supposed to take everyone up on it. Thats a lot of dicks Make no mistake, attention is the currency of women. |
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Posted: 8/4/2022 10:40:43 AM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I woulda gave it to her then, and probably still would now. pussy is pussy. eh not so pussy does have a expiration date... |
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Posted: 8/4/2022 10:41:57 AM EDT
[#39]
meh
Still banged stifflers mom |
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Posted: 8/4/2022 10:42:12 AM EDT
[#40]
Her couchie didn't fart......it barked!
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Posted: 8/4/2022 10:57:34 AM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Never thought she was hot, even in that movie. I never thought she was hot on film. I met her in person once though and she was hotter and looked 30 lbs lighter. Thought that was weird because it usually goes the other way. |
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Posted: 8/4/2022 11:04:53 AM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryLooks like someone got through that second wall. |
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Posted: 8/4/2022 11:07:26 AM EDT
[#43]
Closest I ever get to that is hunting ducks on Stiffler’s Grandma’s island…
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Posted: 8/4/2022 11:07:36 AM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I never thought she was hot on film. I met her in person once though and she was hotter and looked 30 lbs lighter. Thought that was weird because it usually goes the other way. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Never thought she was hot, even in that movie. I never thought she was hot on film. I met her in person once though and she was hotter and looked 30 lbs lighter. Thought that was weird because it usually goes the other way. The camera almost always adds weight. Most women who look "normal" on camera look downright skeletal in real life. That's partly why Hollywood is so weight obsessed. |
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Posted: 8/4/2022 11:09:46 AM EDT
[#45]
That's why tires are made out of rubber instead of pussy they'd never wear out.
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Posted: 8/4/2022 11:11:45 AM EDT
[#46]
More attractive (because she was younger) in A Night At The Roxbury.
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Posted: 8/4/2022 11:15:43 AM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The camera almost always adds weight. Most women who look "normal" on camera look downright skeletal in real life. That's partly why Hollywood is so weight obsessed. Yeah this a real thing... it's an effect of how our brain processes a 2D image of a 3D person. |
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Posted: 8/4/2022 11:20:45 AM EDT
[#48]
I never thought she was in any way attractive.
She looks like her face got in a head-on collision with a VW bus.
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Posted: 8/4/2022 11:25:30 AM EDT
[#49]
All it takes for a woman to find a new guy every night is to be willing and possibly a standards adjustment..
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Posted: 8/4/2022 11:30:24 AM EDT
[#50]
She admits to 200 but it's probably more like 600.
My fear would be falling in and at the bottom finding Bear Grylls and his weekly guest celebrity trying to climb out. |
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