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Quoted: A guy I worked with gave our boss dog treats back in the 1980s & claimed they were “proof he was trainable…” Said screwball was admitted they were dog treats after the boss ate them, laughed maniacally & made a big scene, was then fired, escorted out by local cops & charged with “food tampering…..” I haven’t thought about that for decades… He got fined & was in the local paper with some weird fine amount like $387.37 & we couldn’t figure how an allegedly-educated judge calculated the amount. Was it the brand or number of dog treats? Flavor? Justice was….”served,” just not in the way I would have expectorated. View Quote I knew a guy who took a plate of completely undisguised Milkbone dog treats to a pot luck dinner at work. Naturally some people ate some. Everyone mercilessly teased them for being stupid enough to eat dog treats, but no one was fired or even reprimanded because it was the 1980s and people were tougher back then |
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Another phone issue apparently nobody knew how to put phone on hold
Woman fired for bragging with other women how many dicks she could take in at one time Customer was talking to another rep on the phone and heard the entire conversation and recorded it while she was waiting for the rep to get back to her that had walked away from the phone to check the backroom. Apparently this went on for more than few minutes So she was hearing all this thinking thats what they were discussing when they were supposed to be helping her Was a big shit show. They brought in each female worker that day one-by-one and confronted them. Threats of firing if they didn't snitch. More than 1 person got fired that day |
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Quoted: *ahem* Balls deep in a corpse. That is all. View Quote We had a thread on this before on here. Was apparently a big enough deal that many mortuaries install cameras in the work room. I think the story on here was some 16 yr old had a drug overdose and the guy couldn't not help himself |
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Story 2. A cop story.
When I was in the Police Academy, we had a cadet get a "courtesy apartment" (a free or deeply discounted apartment for a cop that agrees to be security for the complex) The problem was he was not a cop and he lied. He had ZERO police powers and no police experience. Well....within a few weeks, shit bags did shit bag things at the complex and they called him to come do cop shit. I honestly dont know what happened, other than he failed to do cop shit and it was so messed up, they called the cops. Who arrested our cadet. Who was kicked out of the police academy. |
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Quoted: We had a thread on this before on here. Was apparently a big enough deal that many mortuaries install cameras in the work room. I think the story on here was some 16 yr old had a drug overdose and the guy couldn't not help himself View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: *ahem* Balls deep in a corpse. That is all. We had a thread on this before on here. Was apparently a big enough deal that many mortuaries install cameras in the work room. I think the story on here was some 16 yr old had a drug overdose and the guy couldn't not help himself |
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About 8 years ago, we were doing a mock-up training cycle for big machining operation. The machine we use is 1 of 2 in the US, and it’s about 20 years old and has had some modifications done over the years leaving some of the buttons inactive.
The way work was done was verbally directed step by step by a supervisor, if they don’t tell you to do it, you don’t do it; that includes what buttons to press and when. Well while we were in-between training runs, a new guy randomly pushes a button, luckily one that does nothing. So they shut down training and start asking him why did he push the button, best he could come up with was “I just wanted to see what would happen.” Within an hour, he’s off the crew. By the end of the next day, all his nuclear quals are gone and he gets sent to work in a tool room. Didn’t get fired, but they started the paperwork for it, which takes a 8-12 months due to how inefficient our HR department is. Well fast forward a few months, same guy manages to get back on a non nuclear crew. Decides he wants the company of some female sailor on that project. Approaches her and tells her this, and she turns him down. He ends up following her around the ship for a bit and then figures out a way to possibly get her to say yes. He hands her a check written out for $300 and puts “Services rendered” in the memo. She takes it to her chief, chief gets the MAs and our security, and he’s taken off the ship in silver bracelets. From what I understand, he ended up dying of an OD before the paperwork to fire him went through. |
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Corporate headquarters of an energy company in the Carolinas.
Married Armed security guy in his mid 60s thought he was gonna bang the company whore (in her 30s). She was already banging a married manager in another department. Security dude may have left a note on her car saying he'd blow her head off Holy shit, was he funny ?? |
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Guy worked in failure analysis for a few years. I'd work with him on occasion, when we got a device that came back and needed more than the usual level of attention.
Dude knew I was "good with computers", i'd fix shit on the manufacturing floor when IT was busy with other problems. So it wasn't unusual that he'd come to me with questions about how a VPN works, or how to rescue data off an old hard drive he pulled from a broken computer at home. One day there's a bunch of ICE officers that came in, cuffed him and they walked him out the door. Nobody knew what was going on, kind of alarming for some of the manufacturing/assembly guys (mostly latino or cambodian). Couple weeks later I see his name/photo come up in the news, part of an international kiddie porn ring. A year or two later I was talking with our manufacturing manager, and he had mentioned the dude called to inquire about getting his old job back. "Uh, no." |
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Guy who was putting in for court appearances (OT) but not bothering to actually show up apparently.
General incompetence- getting taken hostage, another time leaving their gun out in a locker room (which turned out to be loaded with practice ammo instead of issued duty ammo). That was their final straw. Knew a Sgt at another agency who broke into the medication turn in box to steal drugs. Stupid shit like that. Worst thing I heard though was from a property technician who had previously worked in Flint MI at a PD. She told a story of a female recruit and a male FTO, who were not getting along real well. FTO tells recruit that he is gonna drive the patrol car today, she blows a gasket, huge argument, which then culminates in her pulling her handgun out! They apparently have a little shootout in the PD parking lot over who is gonna drive the damned patrol car, with nobody getting hit at least. Needless to say the recruit did not make it thru training… |
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Quoted: I knew a guy who took a plate of completely undisguised Milkbone dog treats to a pot luck dinner at work. Naturally some people ate some. Everyone mercilessly teased them for being stupid enough to eat dog treats, but no one was fired or even reprimanded because it was the 1980s and people were tougher back then View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: A guy I worked with gave our boss dog treats back in the 1980s & claimed they were “proof he was trainable…” Said screwball was admitted they were dog treats after the boss ate them, laughed maniacally & made a big scene, was then fired, escorted out by local cops & charged with “food tampering…..” I haven’t thought about that for decades… He got fined & was in the local paper with some weird fine amount like $387.37 & we couldn’t figure how an allegedly-educated judge calculated the amount. Was it the brand or number of dog treats? Flavor? Justice was….”served,” just not in the way I would have expectorated. I knew a guy who took a plate of completely undisguised Milkbone dog treats to a pot luck dinner at work. Naturally some people ate some. Everyone mercilessly teased them for being stupid enough to eat dog treats, but no one was fired or even reprimanded because it was the 1980s and people were tougher back then That is funny and I don't see any harm in it at all. They won't make you sick, and like you said they weren't disguised its on them. |
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Quoted: Worked in an old commercial airport that was converted half to a private airport and half to corporate office space. Obama was flying into the city, so SS decided the private airport was easier to lock down, and had strict policies for all the office space. There was a cardboard stormtrooper cutout that people would move around at night to startle their coworkers in the morning. One guy thought it would be funny to set him up in one of the windows and make it look like the stormtrooper was aiming his gun towards the runway. Secret Service wound up shutting the whole office down, and investigated who did it. When he was fired he just laughed the whole time and said he couldn't wait to tell the story in future interviews. View Quote |
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I knew someone who got fired for filing out a job application for another job while he was waiting for his truck to be loaded.
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I got a few.
Had a temp at a previous job steal my lunch one night at work on camera while it sat outside the locker room. He was let go. Had the sanitation manager get caught with porn on a work computer. He was fired. Had a guy stand up in the pre-shift meeting and say: "chicken butt" I guess trying to be funny. Fired immediately. Had a guy injure his hand at work. He was sent for a drug test, he failed and was fired. |
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My ex-MIL got fired from a nursing home for being drunk on the job. She had been stealing and drinking travel-size bottles of mouth wash.
ETA: Also know a guy who broke his hand because he got pissed and punched a wall. Happened at home but tried to file a work injury claim. |
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We had one guy who got seriously into online gambling. He was making decent coin off of it - but was staying awake all night doing it. I think he was fired for sleeping at his desk virtually every day. We were a CPA firm, and had a decent tax practice. We fired one guy because he refused to finish a return because he did not approve of the clients charitable donations - wrong politics or religion (but honestly, those 2 are often intertwined). Business policy - we don't care about their politics, gender, religion or orientation. There money was as good as anyone else's. We cared about our liability and collecting our fees.
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One of my engineers got fired for surfing porn at work. He was warned by HR, but continued to do it, so they canned him.
His defense? "But I stopped going to the REALLY bad sites." I didn't want to know. He tried claiming he had a sex addiction and was in therapy so he was therefore in a protected class, so they couldn't fire him. HR disagreed. A couple of days later he had the audacity to contact me for a reference. I told him that wasn't happening. Worst part was that everyone in the department liked him and, since I couldn't say why he had been fired, I got made out to be the bad guy. There were a lot of rumors going around so I called my department together, told them that why I couldn't say why he HAD been fired, I could tell them that none of their stories were remotely correct. I also told them that I didn't much appreciate them trying to blame me for the result of someone else's actions. That put a stop to that. |
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First day of training. I show up at the airport, coworker picks me up. We go to our resort apartment at Hilton Head, have dinner, wake up the next morning and go into the office. Shortly after, the boss escorts him out. Comes back, tells us the guy popped hot for cocaine on the drug test.
We all knew we were getting tested. We knew the date. All he had to do, was not cocaine for a few days ...then he got hired by a competitor doing the same thing |
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Had one of my lab techs get fired for throwing tools when the section secretary brought him his work assignment. Not at her, just around the lab. She told me and I told HR.
She didn't want me to let them know but I told her "What if next time he throws them at you or someone else? HR is going to ask if he had ever shown an indication of violent behavior in the past and I would have to admit that someone got hurt that time because I hadn't said anything. " She understood. Had another lab tech who claimed he had a doctor's note stating that he couldn't lift over 30 pounds. Unfortunately for him, he finally got a girl to date him and he started showing us his Facebook page with all the photos of the two of them. One of the photos was of him carrying her and well, let's just say she weighed quite a bit more than 30 pounds. When they started dating he would come in and tell us how his car "still smelled like pussy." I suggested that it might be time for her to change her Kitty Litter. He eventually got fired, but I don't think that one was the straw that broke the camel's back. He also showed me his card authorizing him as a "Licensed UFO Investigator" and was working on a Perpetual Motion Machine. He just about had it licked, he just had one last little bit of friction to overcome. Lab Techs and Quality Inspectors (especially the ones willing to work third shift) are the strangest bunch. |
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Old guy. 30yrs on the job. Fired for stealing boxes of floor tiles. Tiles were excess left overs from the contractor who had recently re-tiled the office.
Security had video of the old guy hauling the boxes out to his car. Old guy lost his pension for boxes of ugly ass office floor tiles. Big pre-maintenance plant shut down meeting. Bunch of folks in the room. Safety engineer is a super hot blonde chickysnack. She gets up and leaves the room. One of the foreman guys goes over and sniffs her seat. Big high level boss sitting in the back sees this. Dude is never seen again. Dick head supervisor always ripping peoples asses about nodding off. Work environment was 24/7/365 and people got tired. If someone nodded off you gave them a friendly nudge. You didn’t tear their heads off. Late one night Dick head can’t be located. We all go out looking for him. He gets found SLEEPING in his car in the parking lot. Instead of waking his ass up Security gets called. We can’t find our supervisor. They freak. Send some guard types down and they go looking. They find him asleep in the car. DOH!!! New girl gets hired. She’s cute but not smoke show level. Bossman gets all randy. Starts hitting it. Somehow Bossman’s wife finds out. She goes thermonuclear. Upper management gets informed. Bossman is toast. Dumbass knew better. Very common thing really. Employee gets caught hunting on company property. Having ANY type of weapon on company property is a major no no. This idiot sneaks into some acreage the company owns to archery hunt. He gets seen by security cameras. Police and security have a huge man hunt. Catch the guy. Fired and charged with a bunch of legal crap. Trespassing, game law stuff, etc. $100K job gone for a stupid deer. |
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Quoted: I'm not talking about theft or attendance. What bizarre antics got a person walked out the door (current or past job)? View Quote A cop I worked with was stalking a female ADA. He kept showing up at her office trying to chat her up. One day she finally called the precinct to complain that while he was down at court for a case he kept showing up during the day. They checked and found out he had no case at court and it was his day off. He ended up lying to IA during their investigation and that finally got him fired. Our precinct brass had tried to get rid of numerous times earlier in his career for psych issues. |
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About a decade back I was working at a company that was owned by a large corporation, there was about 1100 employees at the company. We had local leadership and leadership at the main corporation. We had a guy that was in middle management at our location that was a great worker. Everyone he worked with liked him, the costumers loved him, and he got a ton of stuff done. He got a new boss at the corporate HQ. The new boss never visited our company and six months later with absolutely no warning he had the above guy walked out after 30 years working there. What did he do? Apparently on Thursdays he would come in at 8 instead of 7:30. Everyone else usually came in at 8. He also worked 50+ hours a week.
So yeah, they forced 30 years of knowledge from an A rated employee out the door. Oh, and they didn't tell local leadership they were doing it. |
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Let’s just say he intentionally went somewhere he really, really wasn’t supposed to be at a federal facility. Criminal charges resulted.
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Strangest?
5 SS agents and one local cop coming in and arresting one of our employees during the middle of the business day strange enough for you? |
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Splashing a cup of water on a girls pussy (she was wearing pants) because he was mad that she wouldn't show him any more of her pussy pictures. He got fired and so did she.
He was married. |
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Guy went on an out of town trip in a company car and carried a gun in it, bragged about having it to coworkers and they narc'ed him out.
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Quoted: @burkeva was that the COL in Italy who made the front page of Army Times? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Guy had an entire second family, kids, house…met and married overseas and brought her home. Bought a house a few blocks from family 1. Got found out when he had a mental breakdown. Others lied about marriage, divorce, tried to get contractors they supervise to bang his wife so he could get a fault divorce on grounds of adultery… One didn’t go to work for about 2 years and just emailed in time sheets making it appear she was working on a sensitive project at a far away office. Got caught with a boat hooked to her issued suburban… Had the same thing. Guy had two families AND he made counterfeit divorce papers so the second family could be enrolled in DEERS! He was chartered and escorted out of country for that. @burkeva was that the COL in Italy who made the front page of Army Times? E7 in Italy @blackeagle05 |
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Extra Martial Sex At least that was told to me by an old paramedic friend of mine. Quoted: Almost three decades ago I worked as an EMT for a regional ambulance service in Southern California. I picked up a few extra shifts for someone that was out on vacation. First shift I'm there another crew stops by our station for lunch after dropping a patient off at a nearby hospital. One of the EMTs from the other crew (let's call him employee A) spends his entire time there talking to the EMT I'm working with (let's call her employee B, and she is a young attractive female who is married to someone else who works for the company). The day before my next shift with employee B I get a call from employee A asking if I would be willing to swap shifts with him (same area and hours, just posted out of a different station). Didn't make a difference to me, so I agreed. I got called into management's office a few days later inquiring about the shift swap and they asked me a bunch of questions that just didn't make sense at the time, until later I learned that employee A was screwing employee B at the station, and they would routinely make shift swaps to work together so they could screw at the station. Apparently employee B's husband found out and all hell broke loose. View Quote |
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Quoted: Several years ago now, a female forktruck driver (middle-aged white girl) and a male production team member (athletic black dude) had heat. No idea where it was from or what started it. It came to a head one morning in the main traffic aisle directly in front of the production offices while all of the production supervisors and process pukes watched. He yanked her right off of her fork truck (before they enforced the fork truck seat belt rules) while it was still moving and proceeded to beat the brakes off of her right there in front of the offices. They got them separated and called an ambulance for her. She would be okay and returned to work in a few days. They took him out of there in handcuffs and I never saw him again. Good times. View Quote That guy is probably a Mayor or City Councilman now.... |
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Quoted: That is hilarious. Whoever decided to fire him should be forced to change Biden's diaper for a week. As for my story: Not my department, but we had some staff get drunk off duty and then come start IVs on each other in the hospital. Apparently they tagged the organization on facespace or some such in images they posted of the event. View Quote Nurses….giving each other IVs, vaping at the desk, during the day on a regular In patient unit, drugs…. |
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Quoted: It's always jerking it isn't it. Started at a pizza chain, they made fresh dough every morning. Now it gets trucked in frozen, but back in the day it was fresh. After it was made, the morning guy would cut it up. He was fired for having sex with the dough. View Quote I know a retired BR cop and a disgraced DEA agent that would fuck the ham and piss in the soup in a deli we worked at in high school. Jay and Chad….you are scum. |
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I work in parts for a medium and heavy duty new truck dealership. In any kind of dealership you see all kinds of crazy shit people do.
The parts manager at the time and his son, who was a mobile technician with the same dealer group but at a different location than our store, were conspiring with a customer and our shop foreman to falsify warranty claims in the name of parts and labor sales. The parts manager was flipping the customer swag in return, coolers, bags, apparel, cash money, etc. Here's how it worked - the son would go on site to the customer's shop, he and the customer, I think the guy was the shop foreman or something there, would pick out a handful of trucks to be "worked on." The son would pass that info on to our foreman who would write the jobs up, he'd clock in on it and spend the day hanging out with their foreman, they'd go to lunch, go fishing, somedays he wouldn't even actually be at the customer's location, he'd stay home and do all of this over his phone and laptop. He clocks out, service files everything to warranty, parts and labor are billed to the manufacturer, and off we go. I forgot exactly how they got caught, but they did. I think they raised some eyebrows about how the tech's warranty efficiency was supernatural. Anyways, our foreman was able to hide/insulate enough to get most of the negative attention off him, he basically threw the tech under the bus to save his own skin. They focused on the tech falsely billing hours and the parts manager bribing the customer to do this, and nailed both their asses to the wall. Stood over them both as they cleaned out their service truck and office respectively, took all their company issued goods and walked them out the door. That wasn't the last stupid thing our foreman did. It didn't get him fired but it would have, more on that later. He was one of them that was a crook with a heart of gold; he had no problem bending and breaking the rules to help someone in need. Our office coordinator was going through it, she was in the middle of a nasty divorce with an abusive husband, she wasn't making much money doing what she did for us, and her health was failing her due to ALS. Throughout all of this the transmission in her car blew up, leaving her with no steady transportation, she had to bum rides from her kids who really didn't want anything to do with her, or with her coworkers. So the foreman issued a PO to a light duty transmission shop we use for our company vehicles and sent her car over to get the transmission rebuilt. He made it as an internal PO, meaning the dealership was buying this transmission, and he would have gotten away with it too if he hadn't up and died on us. The problem was he never clued the service manager or general manager in on what he was doing, he figured he could hide the whole thing and make it go away. A few weeks after his death and things kinda got back to normal, the service manager started going through POs and paying the bills and stumbled on this invoice for a transmission overhaul for a Buick or whatever it was, in any case it wasn't something we were working on or that belonged to us. He really had no choice but to report it to the higher ups who sent a fucking auditor down to go through the previous six months or so of POs the foreman issued and determined it was a complete and total dumpster fire to sort through. We wrote off like $60K worth of services and materials from his bogus POs, and our GM walked our office coordinator out as she had knowledge of what the foreman was doing with her car, and she should have told someone about it and not let him do what he did. She lasted about another six months before ALS took her. Sad story. And this is at a truck dealership. I spent most of my career before this in new car dealerships, and those dudes are buck-fucking-wild compared to the truck side. Lots of drugs, alcohol, money and sex in those places. I've seen some wild shit behind the curtain in new car dealers. |
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Quoted: I worked with a guy who got caught watching porn on company computing equipment on company time. Maybe not strange, but one of the dumbest things I've ever seen a supposedly professional person do. View Quote One of our senior IT guys got busted using a bunch of loaner lap tops to mine crypto. Guys in the dept were trying to find a bunch Of kissing lap tops….. |
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Quoted: How about a hi-lok collar formed out of body filler and painted? Plus, it was discovered by a Navy officer from out of town giving a tour, explaining to some civilian about the fastener, touched it, and the collar crumbled. I don't think anyone was caught for that one. I have another one I might write later about a guy that was married to John McDonnell's relative. He was fired twice before it stuck. Total dumbass that cost the company millions. View Quote A body filler hylock. Impressive......in a negative sort of way. Would love to hear the McDonnell story. |
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Not sure if it fits the thread, but I thought it was amusing:
There was a POS slacker in the 5th district, always ducking calls and playing video poker in bars and Wagner's Meat while on duty, who went out injured for an extended time on a made up back injury. He also was drawing money from supplemental insurance from this "back injury." Then 9-11 rolled around, and since he was also an attention whore (never a good mix with a slacker,) he went up the NYC to help with the aftermath and got himself photographed and interviewed doing things his "back injury" precluded him from doing. So the department fired him for sick leave abuse, and the insurance company had him prosecuted for insurance fraud. His lawyer fought both of course, and he even won his job back at civil service.........but he lost on the criminal prosecution. So the Superintendent said, in effect, "OK, we surrender, he gets his job back, we won't keep fighting to the appeals court. Tell him to report to work at 0625 next Monday in the 5th." But since he was incarcerated he of course could not show up.....so after a couple weeks of not showing up to roll call, he was fired for that instead. |
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Quoted: Guy worked in failure analysis for a few years. I'd work with him on occasion, when we got a device that came back and needed more than the usual level of attention. Dude knew I was "good with computers", i'd fix shit on the manufacturing floor when IT was busy with other problems. So it wasn't unusual that he'd come to me with questions about how a VPN works, or how to rescue data off an old hard drive he pulled from a broken computer at home. One day there's a bunch of ICE officers that came in, cuffed him and they walked him out the door. Nobody knew what was going on, kind of alarming for some of the manufacturing/assembly guys (mostly latino or cambodian). Couple weeks later I see his name/photo come up in the news, part of an international kiddie porn ring. A year or two later I was talking with our manufacturing manager, and he had mentioned the dude called to inquire about getting his old job back. "Uh, no." View Quote Did this guy work at Appleton wire in Alabama in the early 90s? |
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Poring water on the manager desk chair because he had hurt his feelings once, lied about it over months, then got busted by a camera set up to catch him.
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Here the only thing that will get you fired is the clock or a safety violation. If you clock in/out on time and wear all your PPE and do all the paperwork you are golden.
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Housekeeping supervisor fucking a housekeeping lady (environmental services) on top if a doctor’s desk. I installed the covert camera in the ceiling. Security director gave me the exact location and view he wanted.
X-ray technician jacking off to BBC porn in an X-ray viewing room. I put that covert camera in a computer speaker. Off duty city police worked security at the hospital. They had their own locker room. One of them took off his Sam Brown belt with gun in the holster and put it on a bench and went into the shitter. A housekeeping guy stole the pistol. He pawned it at the closest pawn shop to the hospital. I didn’t hear about how much fun he had in the Houston city jail. But I bet he won’t do that again. Security control room operator was playing with a new PTZ very high rez camera and zoomed in on the CEOs secretary’s desk. There was a photo of her and her husband in Cozumel. She was wearing a bikini. The security tech called her at her desk and was chatting her up and was talking about the photo. He was fired a few minutes later. |
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I was at a very large multi-national corporation. Perhaps my second or third year there. There was a tech service rep who looked to be in his late twenties. He seemed slightly loud, had his bangs in his eyes on occasion like a sheepdog. Slightly arrogant - reminded me of a big, overgrown kid.
One Monday everyone in our group was on a weekly conference call from all over the country with our boss. I learned that the aforementioned tech rep had been terminated. The tech rep had gone to an adult bookstore in the bad area of a large city in his company vehicle on a Friday afternoon. When he came out of the store, his vehicle was missing from the parking lot. He called the police to report the theft. (My employer got reports on all citations, etc. of every company car.) When the company got the police report, the store name and address was on the report. The company vehicles manager took the report to my boss. The boss immediately terminated the employee and had security escort him out of the building. A fellow employee who was in the main lobby as the terminated guy was being escorted out of the building later told me my former boss (not a good guy with a short temper) put on a bit of a show; was yelling at the guy angrily as security took him outside the building. At the time I learned of this I recalled he had a wife and two kids. It probably wasn't fun explaining that one to his wife. I felt bad for the kids. Hopefully the guy grew up, was able to bounce back and kept his family together. Porn store visits during working hours, like elections, have consequences. |
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Saw a guy get fired from a .gov job for having nudie pictures of his wife as his desktop background.
Dude was a 20 yr Army retiree too. Saw a female lose her position after throwing herself at a number of males in a department. Her husband found out about one of em and came up to the office raising all sorts of hell. She was gone the next day. The dude the husband found out about is a mid level manager now. |
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I got one I can relay. Dunno if it counts as I heard about it third hand and never worked at the location before, but I thought it was a hilarious story. Here it goes:
Scene: shift work at a production plant. One of the more menial tasks includes round and reading with indicating instrument only (think pressure gauges). The instruments are in a relatively secluded location. The worker is expected to log the indications by hand, and is given a pair of binoculars to allow this to be done from one or two locations on a catwalk to expedite the process. This is a boring assignment that people take turns doing since no one wants to do it. Until one day the new guy starts volunteering to do this task every time. No one really questions this since they don't want to do it, but they do think it's odd. Sometime after two lipstick lesbians women are fired for sneaking off to have sex on the job. After this, the dude stops volunteering to take the rounds and reading task. Everyone in his group immediately realizes why he had been volunteering to do this: he had a prime view of the two women with his binoculars. And since he was on a catwalk above them, they didn't know he was there watching. Dunno if the dude was fired/caught for watching this private lesbian sex show, but the two women were let go. |
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Quoted: cant quite remember, but likely maybe somewhere between March to Aug? I asked a buddy I had there at the JNCC to refresh my memory, it wasnt the 1LT though, apparently it was some blonde SGT? that had a twin? shes not ringing any bells for me. View Quote Oh, OK. I didn't get there until October. We had a former beauty pageant LT with us as well. I thought it might have happened to her. |
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A guy was suspected of being on the ‘juice’ , way too big, shaved his head, sleeve tatts,
Admin captain confronted him and advised he was ordered to take a piss test…the dude goes full retard hulk, drops gun belt, rips off clothes down to briefs, runs out lobby door and down the street Some bootleg video from cameras at the station were hysterical… the guy was running away, looked like he was being chased by bees He was canned and he never appealed it |
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Maintenance tech for a communications company clocking massive amounts of OT. It was said he was pulling in 200k a year on a 48 dollar a hour job. As it turns out the tech was just taking the company truck home to rack up OT, he had been doing this for years. Tech was forced to retire early and his manager was fired for signing off on his time.
How was he caught? Well seem the techs 30 year old dead beat son turned him in after he was kicked out of the house for not getting a job. |
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An openly gay former boss brought his company laptop in to IT to have it fixed. They found gay porn, he was walked straight out of an executive meeting to the door. HR cleaned his office into a box and sent it after him.
Technician napping in his cubicle, company president walks by, HR woke the tech up and walked him out. |
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We had a security officer who was worthless, never could get him to do anything. Turns out he had a second job at West Marine, someone saw him working there on a weekday when he was on the clock collecting pay from the state.
His replacement got fired for harassing the receptionist, and got our entire lab's security clearance yanked. |
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