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Heard a guy asking for .22 long pistol.
The guy behind the counter said "I believe you mean .22 long rifle." The first guy said "I'm shooting it out of a pistol, not a rifle." |
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If you think gun store employees say some stupid crap, you should hear what comes out of the mouths of gun store customers.
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Not a gun store, but at the lunch table at work:
Cold War Vet: "You have to have a Class III license to own a MG." Me: "No. You don't. You have to go through the Form 4 process and get approved" Cold War Vet: "I was in the military! I know more about MGs than you will ever know!" Me: "Wrong again. You know about the gun you were issued and owned by the US. That doesn't teach you anything about private ownership-- or anything technical about guns you were not issued." Cold War Vet: Storms off. To drive it home, I brought in a copy of my Form 4 on my MG the next day, showed it to him, and asked him to bring in one of his to compare our experience on the matter. We are actually good friends now. He's a good guy.... but he started out with a view that his military record made him an expert on things that a military record doesn't teach you. Ego is a hell of a thing. |
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Guy telling a girl he hunts Oryx in New Mexico with a .17 Reminton at 600 yards plus.
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Originally Posted By downrivertrash: Guy telling a girl he hunts Oryx in New Mexico with a .17 Reminton at 600 yards plus. View Quote I had a guy tell me that he killed a whitetail at 1/2 mile with a 30-30. When I started to call bullshit, he interrupted me,and with a really sly look on his face said "I didn't tell you the rest....I used an infra-red scope" |
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Last time I was in my LGS filling out paperwork there was another man going through a background check. He first started to tell the clerk how nasty those .22s were in the counter because they will bounce around in you. Clerk subtly told him he was full of shit. Next, while still filling out background check, customer started describing how he could flip the gun that he was in the process of purchasing in New York for $1,500.
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Originally Posted By klutz347: Heard a guy asking for .22 long pistol. The guy behind the counter said "I believe you mean .22 long rifle." The first guy said "I'm shooting it out of a pistol, not a rifle." View Quote You missed a golden opportunity to jump in and point out that there is no such thing as "long pistol" because pistols are short. Therefore, you must shoot .22 Short in it. |
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Originally Posted By molson3530: Last time I was in my LGS filling out paperwork there was another man going through a background check. He first started to tell the clerk how nasty those .22s were in the counter because they will bounce around in you. Clerk subtly told him he was full of shit. Next, while still filling out background check, customer started describing how he could flip the gun that he was in the process of purchasing in New York for $1,500. View Quote Nice. Did the clerk stop the sale? |
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Originally Posted By Ohio: An experienced slacker would then fuck off for the next couple days with the book open in front of him or on the table. You could be "reading", out "researching" or whatever. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Ohio: Originally Posted By yagotme: I did a foolhardy thing once, when I was in the Marines. They came out with a newer, thicker, Essential Subjects book, and while browsing through it at my desk, I noted the same change you did, about head to blast, instead of ass. The Bn SgtMaj walked in, (I worked in the Bn CO's office), I told him about the change, and he asked me why I thought they changed it. I surmised it was due to the new Kevlar helmet/armor, and loose crap flying toward you after the explosion, and ass to the blast would allow fragments to crawl up the back of your helmet and kill you. He thought that was a pretty good reply, then he detailed me to go though that thick m-fer and see if they made any other changes. F my life. An experienced slacker would then fuck off for the next couple days with the book open in front of him or on the table. You could be "reading", out "researching" or whatever. Do the Marines not put a page with the summary of changes in the front of it like the Army does? That could make shamming really easy. |
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Originally Posted By WadeGarrett: Not a gun shop, but at the Walmart gun counter years ago: Old Lady: I have a stray dog getting in my trash. I don't want to kill it, but only sting it. Gun counter idiot: *rummages around in the ammo* Here's some Stingers for a .22. That oughta do it. View Quote I would have been the guy bushing the 22 stingers, lol. |
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I have heard so many but Many years ago I bought a Kimber 1911 that had been converted by ace custom in Texas to shoot .45 super. It came with 2 boxes of ammo. I went to the local gun shop that was more of a reloader and ammo supply. The owner is a grade a jackass that is always rude and a know it all. I asked him for a box of .45 super. He proceeds to tell me there is no such thing and it would blow a gun up if it existed. After many trys to explain the ammo exists, he tells me I don't know what I'm talking about. I walk out and come back with the pistol in the box with the documents from ace in it as well. After he stands there in front of his employees and customers looking kinda stupid, I then show him my almost empty box of 50 rounds of .45 super with his stores label on it. The store label was the reason I was even there since I had no idea where else to get. 45 super ammo. I left feeling like I got a small win with the jackass. I wish I still had that gun.
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Originally Posted By GovtThug: Sounds to me like your dad was a dick. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By GovtThug: Originally Posted By startrek1761d: My father was a gunsmith for 40 years, he had a customer call him because he had just purchased a rem 1100 gas operated shotgun and wanted to know where to put the gas in. Dad told him to bring it on down and he would fill it up, and we would never have to fill it up again. Sounds to me like your dad was a dick. Why, did you have to refill the gas? |
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Originally Posted By TradWoodsman: I was buying a bunch of ammo one day, and at the counter they had these cool 1* stickers. This was about 15 years ago, I had heard of it but never seen one so I put it on the pile. The counter girl asked for my department ID. "For what?" "The sticker, they are LEO only" "That sticker is LEO only?" "Yessir, but you have short hair so I am sure you are ok" "Ummm, no, never mind. I don't want anything" It was about $300 in ammo. I have never been back. View Quote Can you elaborate on the sticker? |
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Originally Posted By sq40: “As soon as you put one round through that gun, it’s only worth half the value”. View Quote That’s not exactly wrong, at least when it comes to trades. People over value their own stuff. That gun you paid $700 (plus tax) for? It costs me $600 wholesale brand new and I’m gonna put it on the shelf right next to the new one for $700. So don’t get offended when you have to take a $200 loss on a gun you bought two weeks ago. People want top dollar for their own used guns but then expect a used gun on the rack to cost half of what a new one is. |
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Originally Posted By JAD762: If you think gun store employees say some stupid crap, you should hear what comes out of the mouths of gun store customers. View Quote No kidding. We have a lot of great customers but also a lot of ... You’d be amazed how many people reload without using any published load data or weighing powder charges. The average person can’t estimate range at all. Everyone shoots 2” groups at 800 yards or killed their deer at 500 yards. Most people think their guns are registered after they fill out a 4473. People don’t understand caliber designations at all, or realize that telling me you need “7mm shells” isn’t enough information. Gun parts vary by manufacturer and model. I can’t tell you what magazine you need based on only the caliber. I can bore sight your rifle but I can’t “sight it in” without shooting it. And yes, you need to zero it before you go hunting. Bore sighting isn’t good enough. I can’t tell you what scope base goes on your rifle if all you can tell me is the manufacturer or caliber. Just because you won’t drop $1,000 on an optic doesn’t mean the $59.95 Simmons scope is just as good. If that’s your budget, then go with the Simmons, but there’s a reason high end optics cost money. No I can’t fix your broken $20 Chinese red dot you bought off Amazon or EBay, but I’ll sell you a name brand optic instead. |
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"I just saw the UFO they are holding down at the mall parking lot. The ladies in the green uniforms had it surrounded. The CIA knows what kind of bullets I can make, so they watch me all the time, especially since I pointed out to the General at the show that someone had mistakenly left the X-33's cargo doors open for everyone to see what it was carrying. (Grabs his goat tee just below the lip and pulls it towards me). Do you wish you had one of these?"
The above is a mostly verbatim quote from an old guy with a cane, about 30 seconds after he walked into the store for the first time. I will never forget it. |
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Originally Posted By buck19delta: i was in a pawn shop once and a guy started doing the "load the gun" scene from the terminator. luckily it was just a idiot and not a crazy guy intent on causing harm. he asked to see a revolver, the clerk hands it to him, and turns away to do something. the customer pulled out a handful pf bullets and started loading the revolver. i had my hand on my CCW and was watching him closely basically shocked he appeared to be about to load the gun. i was standing behind him about 10 feet away, and was ready to shoot the guy in the back if he did something crazy, like try to rob the place, but the entire thing lasted maybe 5 seconds from the time he pulled out the ammo and from the time the clerk stopped him. he was fumbling around and had the first round half loaded when the clerk noticed what he was doing. clerk... hey you cant do that ! customer... sorry, i just wanted to make sure the ammo i had at home would work in this gun before i bought it. View Quote There was a gun shop robbed using that method way back in the late 60's, early 70's. Perp had asked to see a couple Rugers in .22 and .22 Magnum. |
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Overheard a employee tell a customer who was looking at an ar pistol with a brace who said it doesn't feel right, that all he needs to do is put a regular stock on it. Because it was sold as a pistol, its legal to put a stock on it. Turned out I wasn't the only one who over heard that. His supervisor did too and chewed his ass out right in front of everyone and fired him. Customer just looked at me like WTF is going on? Told him the guy told you to do something that could end up putting you in prison for 10yrs.
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Originally Posted By Parabellum08: “The G3 isn’t as good as the M14 because it isn’t as versatile.” I’m still not sure what he meant by that. I’m not sure he knew what he meant by that. View Quote What on Earth does that mean? If versatility means "ability to be strapped into a 6 pound chassis" I suppose he might be right. |
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Guy came in looking for a 45. He was bitching about all the AR and AK's we had on the shelves. Showed him what I had in the case. Springfield, colt, Kimber, Rock Island, and something else. He was looking for a higher end 1911 so I pulled one of the expensive kimbers out. This was before some of the later quality issues. He starts raving that they are piece of shits that it cost him a finger and part of his hand..... I notice then one had is kind of fucked up. So I ask him to explain futher. Now my boss at the time was very customer oriented, he is just sitting there watching this go down.
Customer then explaines that he shot himself in the hand with a kimber when he was trying to unload it.... So I look at him a said. " So let me get this strait, Kimbers are a piece of shit because you did not follow basic firearm saftey, put one hand in front of the muzzle and either pulled the trigger or dropped the hammer with a round in the chamber. Any pistol here would have done the same thing, that the gun was not at fault he was. And that blamming the gun for your stupidly is no different then Anti Gunners blaming guns for shootings". He just looked at me with a blank stare. Boss just started smiling. He conceded that was indeed his fault but he would never own a Kimber after that. I just looked at him and said" Maybe its best you not own any guns." He left after that. Fucking Fudd POS. Told the boss im sorry, I was always very helpful and patient with people. He just said, " You did the right thing!" |
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Originally Posted By JA_Magnum: Cabela's counter guy that owned a "S&W Sigma in 40mm cause that's what cops carry". I might have chalked up the 40mm thing to a slip of the tongue if he hadn't said it 3 times. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By JA_Magnum: Cabela's counter guy that owned a "S&W Sigma in 40mm cause that's what cops carry". I might have chalked up the 40mm thing to a slip of the tongue if he hadn't said it 3 times. Technically he was correct on the police carrying that gun, but obviously not on it being a 40mm. The early Sigma guns were made to compete for police market share in the mid 90s. It's just that they had teething issues and were quickly replaced. Anything VE to current SD would probably do ok for a small department low on money. Originally Posted By rambIinwreck: “.40 cal is the best carry round for self defense” The 9mm is as good as... |
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That with AR vs AK, it just comes down to personal preference.
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Them: we have to run this 4473 through NICS before we can hand you your approved tax stamp and suppressor.
Me: how about box 20 on that 4473? Them? Mr atf man told us to run these! You're wrong! |
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'Kel Tecs are good guns. Snobs might not like them but they just work.'
Lollll. |
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In the mid 1980s, I stopped at a gun store and happened to see a Chinese AK on the wall. The owner, an older man, was with a customer making a sale. All his guns had tags on them and, of course, the tag was turned where I couldn’t see the price. It was clearly marked as a Norinco AK. After ten or fifteen minutes, I left since I had to go to work and I didn’t want to interrupt his sale. A few days later I go back and the AK was gone. I told him I’d seen an AK there a few days earlier but it was gone now. He told me he didn’t have an AK a few days earlier and he’d never had one. I’m like, OK, do you know someone who might have one. Asshole said Cuba or some local drug dealers. Turned my back on him and walked out. Found out later he had a reputation for being a jackass.
FIL a few years ago decided he wanted a 9mm. We went to the Bass Pro Shop in Spanish Fort since they usually have a good selection and he could get to handle a good variety of them. An older man working the counter greeted us and asked what we were interested in. Told him we’d like to see some 9mm handguns, small and medium sized. He tells us that what he’s been selling the most of was the Smith and Wesson 500s. Hmmm, ok, how about some 9mms? Tells us after I ask about 9mms again that most of his customers for the 500s are Border Patrol Agents and the reason they like them is because they can destroy an engine block. He was also on the Smith and Wesson shooting team. Told FIL that unless he was wanting to smash some engine blocks, we would go to Academy and look around. |
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"Do a trust over individual, it will go faster"
"Do you have hollow pointer bullets?" |
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Every burglar knows what this sound means! (racks shotgun or semi-auto pistol).
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The only gun shop I visit is GT Distributors in Dallas. They had a couple of mouth breathers in the past. One guy was telling the state trooper and a Dallas cop how best to use a baton. Another kept dropping the slide on an empty chamber. Glock, sign, nice 1911, all get slide dropped. Not just once, he'd do most of them two or three times each
Luckily I have seen either one in a couple years. |
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Originally Posted By djsmiles: @H8train375 You might have sold me my M&P. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By djsmiles: Originally Posted By H8train375: I've worked at two different stores. One was the Smith And Wesson Shooting Sports Center in Springfield from 2007 to its closure. The other was a gun/hunting counter manager at a tourist big box store in Orlando, Fl. The big box job was just to pay the bills till I got into LE which I am now. By far not the stupidest thing but one that always made me laugh that I had at both stores was customers, usually the elderly, asking for a "smithfield" I was like bro, we dont sell fucking ham or bacon here. @H8train375 You might have sold me my M&P. It is a possibility! For the most part we had a damn good crew from 2008 to the ending in 2012. We were guilty of having a few mouth breathers and wanna be range cops. |
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Asked a ghetto goblin why they held their pistols on the side. His response was "da sights be gettin in da way of what we trying to shoot at" I snatched the glock fotay from him and put it back in the counter and nearly died from laughter.
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Heard a guy years ago say his girl(his words) was going to do the background check because he couldn’t pass one.
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Quite a while back, when I was brand new to firearms, I purchased my first bolt action .22 rifle.
I had no idea which scope rings I needed for the scope I had purchased for it, so I took it to a gun shop for some help. I showed the guy my scope and rifle, and asked him which scope rings would fit it so I could buy the right ones. He basically snatched the combo out of my hands and disappeared for about 15 minutes without saying a single word to me. When he showed back up, he had my scope mounted to the gun with rings. I told him he didnt need to do that, I wanted to set it up myself. But oh well, how much for the rings? 95 for the rings, 50 for labor. Fuckin what? I told him no way man, not for a .22. He angrily grabbed my rifle off the counter, slammed it in a vise and with all the huff and puff of a dramatic fudd, undid the combo and gave my stuff back. He said not one word during this whole transaction. I have never been back. And I never recommend his shitty dusty shop to anyone. |
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Yesterday from a young security guard born the same year I graduated high school:
45 is the “Manstopper” |
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Originally Posted By DrRemulak: Can you elaborate on the sticker? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By DrRemulak: Originally Posted By TradWoodsman: I was buying a bunch of ammo one day, and at the counter they had these cool 1* stickers. This was about 15 years ago, I had heard of it but never seen one so I put it on the pile. The counter girl asked for my department ID. "For what?" "The sticker, they are LEO only" "That sticker is LEO only?" "Yessir, but you have short hair so I am sure you are ok" "Ummm, no, never mind. I don't want anything" It was about $300 in ammo. I have never been back. Can you elaborate on the sticker? Yes. It is literally a 1 with an asterisk next to it, as in 1*. It is supposedly short for "one ass to risk", meaning "be careful". |
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Originally Posted By TradWoodsman: Yes. It is literally a 1 with an asterisk next to it, as in 1*. It is supposedly short for "one ass to risk", meaning "be careful". View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By TradWoodsman: Originally Posted By DrRemulak: Originally Posted By TradWoodsman: I was buying a bunch of ammo one day, and at the counter they had these cool 1* stickers. This was about 15 years ago, I had heard of it but never seen one so I put it on the pile. The counter girl asked for my department ID. "For what?" "The sticker, they are LEO only" "That sticker is LEO only?" "Yessir, but you have short hair so I am sure you are ok" "Ummm, no, never mind. I don't want anything" It was about $300 in ammo. I have never been back. Can you elaborate on the sticker? Yes. It is literally a 1 with an asterisk next to it, as in 1*. It is supposedly short for "one ass to risk", meaning "be careful". The earlier version of Punisher Skulls......I may have had a set for the 1911 I used to have |
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Old guy comes in and he's looking at a Remington XP-100, he asks "do you know about this gun?". Well I knew a little and told him about .221 Fireball and handgun silhouette shooting.
He very seriously said "no, that's the gun that killed JFK". I barely kept my shit together. |
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Shop in San Antonio, sales guy telling a frail 80 year old woman that she needed a compact kimber .45 for protection. I doubt she could even rack the slide.
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Originally Posted By molson3530: Surprisingly, no. He did inform his that what he was describing was very illegal. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By molson3530: Originally Posted By Ohio: Nice. Did the clerk stop the sale? Surprisingly, no. He did inform his that what he was describing was very illegal. It really is grounds for stopping the transaction and being told to fuck right off out the store. I forgot another story. I was BSing and I think buying some ammo (maybe a rifle too?) at a local LGS/SOT. There was a nice older guy and we were talking about cool old military guns, and he started showing off an FA MP40 and MG34 and Thompson that they had; he was super into WWII stuff and MGs especially. I then mentioned something about my AR and he told me “oh I don’t like that we carry assault weapons, people shouldn’t be able to have those.” He was dead-nuts serious |
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Shooting the shit with one of the employees about a particular Ak they had. Employee picks it up aims towards the ceiling and starts moving his finger like he’s going to dry fire it. Stops and says maybe I should clear it first. Rack bolt and a live round pops out. Employee looks at the owner and yells Glenn(In shop gunsmith) is leaving live ammo in the guns again. Then looks at me and says this happens all the time.
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Originally Posted By MagicNarco: Shooting the shit with one of the employees about a particular Ak they had. Employee picks it up aims towards the ceiling and starts moving his finger like he’s going to dry fire it. Stops and says maybe I should clear it first. Rack bolt and a live round pops out. Employee looks at the owner and yells Glenn(In shop gunsmith) is leaving live ammo in the guns again. Then looks at me and says this happens all the time. View Quote Not sure if Glenn or not-Glenn is the bigger screw up. Depends on if Glenn is leaving live rounds in the gun after firing it at the range or if he is using live rounds for testing in the shop and leaving them in there. Either way, if you know your gunsmith has a habit of leaving live rounds in guns you should be super-vigilant in treating every gun as if it is loaded. He should be clearing the guns anyway, but doubly, triply so in this case. |
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Originally Posted By MagicNarco: Shooting the shit with one of the employees about a particular Ak they had. Employee picks it up aims towards the ceiling and starts moving his finger like he’s going to dry fire it. Stops and says maybe I should clear it first. Rack bolt and a live round pops out. Employee looks at the owner and yells Glenn(In shop gunsmith) is leaving live ammo in the guns again. Then looks at me and says this happens all the time. View Quote Glenn would be unemployed or beaten severely about the head and shoulders. |
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