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Posted: 11/30/2014 4:45:39 PM EDT

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Well, I guess we all know where the stolen chromosomes went.

Posted: 11/30/2014 4:47:19 PM EDT

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Almost spit coffee on my computer.

Posted: 11/30/2014 7:32:35 PM EDT

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I watched in horror but I had to stop when they all lined up and put their pistols right in each other's ears. Even with plugs, that would result almost certainly in detonated ear drums. Who would ever do this? This looks like it was put together by the Charlie's Angels combat choreographer. Or his caterer.

Posted: 11/30/2014 7:42:44 PM EDT

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Here's another gem from their channel.

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Posted: 11/30/2014 8:05:10 PM EDT

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I think this guy might be off his meds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUI8VZDUCA0&list=UUxMJ_USZSGDVSPqYoPKVEQA

Posted: 11/30/2014 8:08:09 PM EDT

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I don't want anyone who is fat, to teach me about anything involving movement. Thanks.

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Larry vickers?

Posted: 11/30/2014 8:12:04 PM EDT

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Goodbye Tier One, hello Tier Ne Plus Ultra!

Posted: 11/30/2014 8:20:47 PM EDT

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What in the fuck

Posted: 11/30/2014 9:21:03 PM EDT

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LOL

Posted: 11/30/2014 9:34:46 PM EDT

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ETA: For more incredible handgun training footage, skip to 2:35:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCShHyPvHB0&list=UUxMJ_USZSGDVSPqYoPKVEQA

Posted: 11/30/2014 9:59:27 PM EDT

[#11]

God Rock Ministries is full of DERP

Posted: 11/30/2014 9:59:52 PM EDT

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCShHyPvHB0&list=UUxMJ_USZSGDVSPqYoPKVEQA

Go to 4:39

Do it now. You'll thank me.

Posted: 11/30/2014 10:00:47 PM EDT

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Is this the kind of stuff the Branch Davidians were doing back in the day?

Posted: 11/30/2014 10:02:38 PM EDT

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It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion, I can't look away

Posted: 11/30/2014 10:03:42 PM EDT

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I know. Too awesome for words.

I'm in for the certificate and t-shirt.

Posted: 11/30/2014 10:04:49 PM EDT

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Larry vickers?

Go repair a printer.

Posted: 11/30/2014 10:05:00 PM EDT

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So do they call him "Master Bateman"?

Posted: 11/30/2014 10:09:58 PM EDT

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All jokes aside, I really hope they never attempt this with real firearms. Best case scenario, they all end up deaf from firing their firearms half an inch from each others' ears. Worst case scenario someone ends up seriously hurt or dead.

Posted: 11/30/2014 10:10:07 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/30/2014 10:16:46 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/30/2014 10:19:22 PM EDT

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Sulsa Do Tactical Fat Ass is Fat Ass.

Posted: 12/1/2014 12:01:31 AM EDT

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Watch out Larry Vickers! You're about to lose all your endorsements to Sulsa Do!

Posted: 12/1/2014 4:04:36 PM EDT

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That man is going to be the death of himself and those kids.

Posted: 12/1/2014 5:55:54 PM EDT

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Stunt rolls are as bad for you as pizza rolls?

Posted: 12/1/2014 6:43:30 PM EDT

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All the videos got taken down

Posted: 12/1/2014 6:44:49 PM EDT

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Please tell me someone captured them. They can live on LiveLeak.

Posted: 12/1/2014 6:52:28 PM EDT

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he's got nothing on this guy

Posted: 12/1/2014 6:53:57 PM EDT

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There is no fucking way this is not a joke.

Posted: 12/1/2014 7:09:39 PM EDT

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That redefines Tier 1 Operator

Posted: 12/1/2014 7:14:16 PM EDT

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I missed it all as well.

Posted: 12/1/2014 7:34:25 PM EDT

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he's got nothing on this guy

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he's got nothing on this guy

http://youtu.be/4dKwHOfd2dk

He'd be 9 times faster without all that fat-momentum lol

Posted: 12/1/2014 7:59:24 PM EDT

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Super duper we just had this going on anther thread yesterday with text chat from the Solso king of tards.

Posted: 12/1/2014 8:11:33 PM EDT

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Please tell me you have a link to the text chat. My search fu is weak.

Posted: 12/1/2014 9:08:40 PM EDT

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People doing things they enjoy, not hurting anyone. Who cares? When they do that crap at a range, then I'll worry.

Posted: 12/3/2014 12:42:08 PM EDT

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For those of you who didn't see the original video before it was taken down fear not! Someone (NOT ME) was kind enough to re-post it on YouTube so that we could study it, discuss it, mock it, and learn what NOT to do in a gunfight! Enjoy!

WARNING: IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT YOU DO NOT DAMAGE YOUR COMPUTER, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM EATING OR DRINKING WHILE VIEWING THE VIDEO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_t1nE7Q9rs&feature=youtu.be

Posted: 12/3/2014 8:08:33 PM EDT

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For those of you who didn't see the original video before it was taken down fear not! Someone (NOT ME) was kind enough to re-post it on YouTube so that we could study it, discuss it, mock it, and learn what NOT to do in a gunfight! Enjoy!

WARNING: IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT YOU DO NOT DAMAGE YOUR COMPUTER, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM EATING OR DRINKING WHILE VIEWING THE VIDEO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_t1nE7Q9rs&feature=youtu.be

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Embedded for the 14'er...

Posted: 12/3/2014 8:18:44 PM EDT

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What does the fatass with the two little girls have to do with the crazy blond guy with the sword?

Posted: 12/3/2014 8:20:26 PM EDT

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You laugh but if you have to fight your way out of FL one day...

Posted: 12/3/2014 8:24:02 PM EDT

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holy crap, that's so tragic it's funny. I didn't make it much past 30 seconds... after chubby rolls and hits his head on the wall at 0:15 and then skinny chic puts a round in the ceiling at 0:20, I just couldn't keep myself together.

Posted: 12/3/2014 8:27:05 PM EDT

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He definitely cut that apple before performing his ninja off the wall trick. It's nice of him to provide the slow motion video so you can see that the blade on his sword is vertical and not horizontal.

Posted: 12/3/2014 8:27:46 PM EDT

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I like the hand on top of the wrist as they fire... the slide would chew them up.

Posted: 12/3/2014 8:28:57 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/3/2014 9:46:05 PM EDT

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Same quasi-religious possibly vaguely Aryan-centric compound, er, congregation?

Posted: 12/3/2014 9:49:53 PM EDT

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The blonde guy who looks like he was an 80's hair metal band reject is the owner of the "dojo" and probably the guy behind the camera. The three in the video are his students and the blonde girl is his daughter. Yes, he is breeding unfortunately.

Posted: 12/3/2014 9:52:09 PM EDT

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For those of you who didn't see the original video before it was taken down fear not! Someone (NOT ME) was kind enough to re-post it on YouTube so that we could study it, discuss it, mock it, and learn what NOT to do in a gunfight! Enjoy!

WARNING: IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT YOU DO NOT DAMAGE YOUR COMPUTER, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM EATING OR DRINKING WHILE VIEWING THE VIDEO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_t1nE7Q9rs&feature=youtu.be

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http://youtu.be/7_t1nE7Q9rs

Go, go, go! Be aggressive! Crowd that cover!
Know your lanes! Make sure your partner is in your sights at all times!
Keep that finger on the trigger and get that muzzle on everything! You won't have time to be swinging that hog leg and doing the fine motor of getting a finger on the trigger when Achmed the Awful starts shooting up the Costco with his AK!

Posted: 12/3/2014 9:58:19 PM EDT

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And don't forget to fire your weapon right next to your teammates ears so they'll never hear again!

Posted: 12/3/2014 10:12:46 PM EDT

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Sound off! What? I can't HEAR YOU! No, really. I can't hear a blessed thing except the ringing in my ears.

Posted: 12/3/2014 10:26:14 PM EDT

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Sound off! What? I can't HEAR YOU! No, really. I can't hear a blessed thing except the ringing in my ears.

Now when you practice this with your buddies be sure to use "high velocity air pistol technology" and always remember to announce your team name before you engage in any kind of maneuver so that everybody knows you're coming. Also when training for the elite Sulsa Do Corps, don't even bother to post any kind of target to assess your accuracy and marksmanship skills, which you won't need because your enemy will be so confused and so busy laughing that you won't need to shoot them because by this point, you'll have either a) killed yourself and your buddies or b) convinced the bad guys you're not a threat by imitating a special needs student.

Posted: 12/3/2014 10:26:53 PM EDT

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Pretty sure a similar thread to this was shut down last night.

It was such tactical. Much Tier 1.

I donnt know why it had to go down. i am glad to see it come back.

As long as these guys understand that they need to throw out everything they ever thought they learned from this about guns. They can never ever copy what they do here with a real gun. If they understand that then sure they are just having fun.