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Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:14:25 PM EDT
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“Every knife sold in the UK should have a gps tracker fitted in the handle. It’s time we had a national database like we do with guns. If you’re carrying it around you had better have a bloody good explanation, obvious exemptions for fishing etc,” tweeted MP Scott Mann.

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Idk how someone can be so stupid.
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:15:38 PM EDT
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People often say that a civilized society has no need of weapons.  However I say that a civilized society can be expected to keep them and know when not to use them.

The point to which you cannot trust your fellow man with a plastic knife is the point to which your society has broken beyond repair.
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That's not the quote I've heard.

Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:16:29 PM EDT
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Good thing that we have the right to self defense here
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:16:35 PM EDT
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Fucking insanity.

Hey, I have an idea UK...
Quit importing third world immigrants whose response to everything is fucking murder.

Also: who the fuck eats fried chicken with a knife?
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Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:20:35 PM EDT
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Idk how someone can be so stupid.
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“Every knife sold in the UK should have a gps tracker fitted in the handle. It’s time we had a national database like we do with guns. If you’re carrying it around you had better have a bloody good explanation, obvious exemptions for fishing etc,” tweeted MP Scott Mann.https://i.imgur.com/U9DMBGc.gif
Idk how someone can be so stupid.
Me three = WOT fucking national database for guns??
AFAIK the Scottish system is different & not accessible from the rest of the UK (as I found on moving back to England last year)
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:21:17 PM EDT
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I have no words for this,  an ignoble end of a once mighty country
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:22:36 PM EDT
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What passes for fried chicken in the UK anyway?

Is it a fish-n-chips affair or just a version of KFC?

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Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:26:21 PM EDT
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LOL
In for the mental gymnastics
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:28:57 PM EDT
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LOL
In for the mental gymnastics
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@Agent_Funky

Please try to defend this.
LOL
In for the mental gymnastics
You’ll have a long wait.

I’m just here to see how comically retarded this thread gets before someone figures it out.
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:30:11 PM EDT
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Curious to see which common household item will be next on the ban list.
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:31:14 PM EDT
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The queen via e-mail through a third party demands that this thread be deleted as it causes great embarrassment to the fine people of the UK.  Thank you.

#knifefree
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:33:05 PM EDT
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Trying to ban and track sharpened pieces of metal . These motherfuckers are off the charts stupid .
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:33:39 PM EDT
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Fucking insanity.

Hey, I have an idea UK...
Quit importing third world immigrants whose response to everything is fucking murder.

Also: who the fuck eats fried chicken with a knife?
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He's a New Yorker.
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:33:46 PM EDT
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They need the knives because their teeth are too bad to just eat fried chicken off the bone
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:33:55 PM EDT
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Genesis 4 -

You will never eliminate violence & murder from the hearts of men & women. Therefore all restrictions on guns, knives, or anything else do nothing to help those who do not commit these acts. In fact it will only remove from them that which they might use in their defense.
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The politicians know only law abiding citizens will obey laws.  They know if someone wants to do harm to another that a weapon of any kind will be obtained.  It could be a pipe, bat, golf club, large rock, trophy, lamp, rope, screwdriver, wrench, etc,etc,etc,etc.
The goal is to disarm citizens turning them into subjects who are subject to the emperors boot on their neck. Confiscation is their end goal and nothing short of total confiscation will satisfy the power hungry socialist/communists.
If you do not believe this or think it is a stretch you are either uneducated or reeducated by the very ones pushing the agenda.
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:34:12 PM EDT
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Feels like i'm reading a story in the ONION
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:34:37 PM EDT
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Man arrested for possession of a potato peeler

Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:35:19 PM EDT
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You’ll have a long wait.

I’m just here to see how comically retarded this thread gets before someone figures it out.
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In for the mental gymnastics
You’ll have a long wait.

I’m just here to see how comically retarded this thread gets before someone figures it out.
Being incredulous about something is it's own reward.  That's why we have GD.
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:35:41 PM EDT
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You’ll have a long wait.

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@Agent_Funky

Please try to defend this.
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In for the mental gymnastics
You’ll have a long wait.

I’m just here to see how comically retarded this thread gets before someone figures it out.
The only thing that appears comically retarded is the government over there.

Are you saying this isn’t true?
Are there not chicken boxes promoting a knife free society?
Did a member of the UK parliament not say all knives need GPS trackers?
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:35:41 PM EDT
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I'm knife free
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:36:31 PM EDT
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And to think at one point they were a dominant world power...lol
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:38:17 PM EDT
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WTF uses a knife to eat fried chicken anyway?
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Heathans...
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:39:03 PM EDT
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And to think at one point they were a dominant world power...lol
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The alphas either died in two world wars or migrated to America.  Only the cucks remain.
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:39:37 PM EDT
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What passes for fried chicken in the UK anyway?

Is it a fish-n-chips affair or just a version of KFC?

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There are the genuine KFC franchise outlets - and there are about 34000 different rip off Halal friendly "imitations" with wall to wall grease & hot & cold salmonella - though you'll be stabbed or shot long before that gets ya...
And if the regular food poisoning doesn't do you in, the dose of chlamydia from the 15 year old serving you your luke warm fried cat will make you wish it had
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:39:50 PM EDT
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but is it halal?
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:40:55 PM EDT
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...
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:41:30 PM EDT
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Haji is still gonna cut your fuckin heads off. Now you’re gonna die hungry.
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:41:38 PM EDT
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Getting rid of knives, plastic or not, isn’t the answer. Pathetic...
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:42:09 PM EDT
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Serfs
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:42:15 PM EDT
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This is so retarded that I can’t even think of something witty to say.
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Honk honk...
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:45:31 PM EDT
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Link to tweet? I can’t find it, I need a screenshot to troll people with.
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:45:36 PM EDT
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There are the genuine KFC franchise outlets - and there are about 34000 different rip off Halal friendly "imitations" with wall to wall grease & hot & cold salmonella - though you'll be stabbed or shot long before that gets ya...
And if the regular food poisoning doesn't do you in, the dose of chlamydia from the 15 year old serving you your luke warm fried cat will make you wish it had
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What passes for fried chicken in the UK anyway?

Is it a fish-n-chips affair or just a version of KFC?

https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/88145/21bcbv_jpg-1055686.JPG
There are the genuine KFC franchise outlets - and there are about 34000 different rip off Halal friendly "imitations" with wall to wall grease & hot & cold salmonella - though you'll be stabbed or shot long before that gets ya...
And if the regular food poisoning doesn't do you in, the dose of chlamydia from the 15 year old serving you your luke warm fried cat will make you wish it had
At least we can target certain demographics with #knifefree messages on fried chicken wrappers.

In PC America it would have been deemed outrageously racist by now to even suggest certain demographics can be targeted via their dietary preferences.  
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:46:22 PM EDT
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You’ll have a long wait.

I’m just here to see how comically retarded this thread gets before someone figures it out.
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@Agent_Funky

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In for the mental gymnastics
You’ll have a long wait.

I’m just here to see how comically retarded this thread gets before someone figures it out.
Leftist: It’s always the tool’s fault...
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:49:02 PM EDT
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meanwhile in the US.......they have outlawed straws and plastic bags in my town.....but they will have topry my spork out of my cold dead hand(other one holding KFC coleslaw in it)
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:50:26 PM EDT
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Leftist: It’s always the tool’s fault...
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@Agent_Funky

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In for the mental gymnastics
You’ll have a long wait.

I’m just here to see how comically retarded this thread gets before someone figures it out.
Leftist: It’s always the tool’s fault...
Indeed.  Cannot possibly the glaringly obvious cultural element. That would be Waciss

Best they come up with a message which can be delivered specifically by ........wait for it....... shitty fried chicken shops.
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:51:30 PM EDT
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This is so retarded that I can’t even think of something witty to say.
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Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:52:25 PM EDT
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At least we can target certain demographics with #knifefree messages on fried chicken wrappers.

In PC America it would have been deemed outrageously racist by now to even suggest certain demographics can be targeted via their dietary preferences.  
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What passes for fried chicken in the UK anyway?

Is it a fish-n-chips affair or just a version of KFC?

https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/88145/21bcbv_jpg-1055686.JPG
There are the genuine KFC franchise outlets - and there are about 34000 different rip off Halal friendly "imitations" with wall to wall grease & hot & cold salmonella - though you'll be stabbed or shot long before that gets ya...
And if the regular food poisoning doesn't do you in, the dose of chlamydia from the 15 year old serving you your luke warm fried cat will make you wish it had
At least we can target certain demographics with #knifefree messages on fried chicken wrappers.

In PC America it would have been deemed outrageously racist by now to even suggest certain demographics can be targeted via their dietary preferences.  
Good point. +1 for the UK...
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:54:30 PM EDT
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Fucking insanity.

Hey, I have an idea UK...
Quit importing third world immigrants whose response to everything is fucking murder.

Also: who the fuck eats fried chicken with a knife?
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The british do, apparently.  With a pinky stuck in the air.
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:55:23 PM EDT
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seriously

Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:55:43 PM EDT
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Man arrested for possession of a potato peeler

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Their posts are the funniest shit I have seen in a long time.
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:57:48 PM EDT
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Are you showing off your body?
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 7:59:26 PM EDT
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No idea = we've had a certain violent demographic being culturally enriching for a long time now
THEY added to the deaths by putting pressure on the effective "stop & search" powers - now it's more difficult to do this & the death toll is skyrocketing

One EASY FIX?
Close down the Fried Chicken shops - they attract fuckwits & crime like flies congregating around a pool of shit

Ne'er a fatal stabbing, of an evening, at Ye Olde Pie shoppe
Missouri Bucket O'Fried Fowl = can I get some body bags & a mop with that, to go....?
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You just get Arthur Treacher's fish 'n chips back here, and we'll be best friends again.  

It made me think well of the UK as a very young lad.

Link Posted: 8/15/2019 8:00:30 PM EDT
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JFC....Seems the Western world has had a collective lobotomy....
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 8:05:30 PM EDT
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England used to rule most of the known world and now they've been reduced to being scared of plastic knives. Fucking pathetic. Next they're gonna ban anything that can be made into a sharp object. What are they gonna do when that doesn't work? Lock everyone on the island in their own padded cell?
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 8:06:23 PM EDT
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England used to rule most of the known world and now they've been reduced to being scared of plastic knives. Fucking pathetic. Next they're gonna ban anything that can be made into a sharp object. What are they gonna do when that doesn't work? Lock everyone on the island in their own padded cell?
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Link Posted: 8/15/2019 8:07:27 PM EDT
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They might take you up on that dare.
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 8:12:18 PM EDT
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Knives? Pfft..., they’ve obviously never watched Bone Tomahawk
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 8:17:36 PM EDT
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How are they going to eat chicken now? With their poor dental health most Brits can't really chew food well.

You can't gum a piece of fried chicken.

Those snaggle-toothed sad sacks will have to mash up a piece of chicken with a dull spoon now.
Link Posted: 8/15/2019 8:17:36 PM EDT
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Right there with you.
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