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Posted: 9/23/2022 7:37:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/23/2022 7:39:09 PM EDT
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Boomer won't just describe your generation soon
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Posted: 9/23/2022 7:39:13 PM EDT
[#2]
Colon blow.
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Posted: 9/23/2022 7:40:13 PM EDT
[#3]
Well, you have your weekend planned out.
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Posted: 9/23/2022 7:40:56 PM EDT
[#4]
Well I hear that train a’commin’
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Posted: 9/23/2022 7:41:58 PM EDT
[#5]
The one time you should drink and drive.
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Posted: 9/23/2022 7:42:00 PM EDT
[#6]
Trust nothing!
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Posted: 9/23/2022 7:43:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Boomer won't just describe your generation soon Holy Rofl |
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Posted: 9/23/2022 7:44:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Boomer won't just describe your generation soon That FPNI!  |
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Posted: 9/23/2022 7:46:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Boomer won't just describe your generation soon
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Posted: 9/23/2022 7:46:07 PM EDT
[#10]
Worst dinner pic?
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Posted: 9/23/2022 7:47:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Boomer won't just describe your generation soon 
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Posted: 9/23/2022 7:47:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Worst dinner pic? |
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Posted: 9/23/2022 7:48:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Boomer won't just describe your generation soon It’s not even my generation.
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Posted: 9/23/2022 7:48:28 PM EDT
[#14]
Is this a poop thread (soon to be)?...
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Posted: 9/23/2022 7:49:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/23/2022 7:49:47 PM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It’s not even my generation. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Boomer won't just describe your generation soon It’s not even my generation. Fucking millennials... |
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Posted: 9/23/2022 7:50:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Fucking millennials... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Boomer won't just describe your generation soon It’s not even my generation. Fucking millennials... 
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Posted: 9/23/2022 8:04:53 PM EDT
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By the time you are half way through, it will taste so bad you will almost throw up at the thought of drinking anymore.
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Posted: 9/23/2022 8:05:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/23/2022 8:11:44 PM EDT
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Good luck, Boomer.
It's no fun but if you can ward off colon cancer it's worth it. I had my 5 year colonoscopy Wednesday. All clear for 5 more years. Opted for the Sutab pill prep this year thinking that 12 pills with 3 pints of water drank over a 2-1/2 hour period at 5 PM and repeating it at 4 AM (12 more pills and 3 pints of water over 2-1/2 hours) was better than a gallon of Go-lytely. Wrong. You get to do 3 hours of colon blow twice instead of once with the Go-lytely.  Didn't think that through.And fuck all the anti-opiate hoopla cocksuckers that have made docs scared or reluctant to give you any now. I was required to bring a driver because I would be sedated. Fucking liars. I've been asleep for my previous 4 colonoscopies. This time I had to chat with the pretty nurse running the computer and IV because I was wide awake. It was easy to talk to her about our families and such as I've known her and her family since we were kids. The dab of something in the IV that I did get prevented any pain/discomfort but I was not sedated.  I've been more sedated after a jigger of bourbon. |
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Posted: 9/23/2022 8:15:56 PM EDT
[#21]
If you switch Gatorade colors blue, yellow, green, blue, ect you can “$hit the rainbow “ go through you so fast the color changes mid pooo.
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Posted: 9/23/2022 8:18:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Good luck, Boomer. It's no fun but if you can ward off colon cancer it's worth it. I had my 5 year colonoscopy Wednesday. All clear for 5 more years. Opted for the Sutab pill prep this year thinking that 12 pills with 3 pints of water drank over a 2-1/2 hour period at 5 PM and repeating it at 4 AM (12 more pills and 3 pints of water over 2-1/2 hours) was better than a gallon of Go-lytely. Wrong. You get to do 3 hours of colon blow twice instead of once with the Go-lytely. Didn't think that through.And fuck all the anti-opiate hoopla cocksuckers that have made docs scared or reluctant to give you any now. I was required to bring a driver because I would be sedated. Fucking liars. I've been asleep for my previous 4 colonoscopies. This time I had to chat with the pretty nurse running the computer and IV because I was wide awake. It was easy to talk to her about our families and such as I've known her and her family since we were kids. The dab of something in the IV that I did get prevented any pain/discomfort but I was not sedated. I've been more sedated after a jigger of bourbon. you didn't raise enough hell. clearly this was your first ride none of us believe its was your 4th..... They will juice you up just to get you to shut the hell up if you are a big enough pain. What sort of sadistic person would be wanting to be awake during that? be honest. you went in for a monkey pox test and not the ass cam. |
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Posted: 9/23/2022 8:23:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well, you have your weekend planned out. And it will be spent pretty close to home. |
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Posted: 9/23/2022 8:25:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: And it will be spent pretty close to home. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Well, you have your weekend planned out. And it will be spent pretty close to home. Heavy is the butt that sits on the throne. |
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Posted: 9/23/2022 8:31:05 PM EDT
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At what point is preventative medicine not worth the squeeze? After my reaction to the covid shots I wonder was it worth not getting a sore throat for a day or two. Shitting your brains out and messing with your gut flora vs the amount of people that get cancer, is it worth it for the mass majority?
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Posted: 9/23/2022 8:40:23 PM EDT
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That will enable you to bend over and shit through a keyhole at 30 paces.
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Posted: 9/23/2022 8:44:34 PM EDT
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I just got the mail. I’m due for the asscam again.
Me thinks I’ll mix it with vodaka this time around. 
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Posted: 9/23/2022 8:44:36 PM EDT
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Do not wear drawers under your robe. You won't have time.
And budget for a new robe. Kharn |
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Posted: 9/23/2022 8:46:17 PM EDT
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I can already feel the rumble.
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Posted: 9/23/2022 8:46:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/27773/000231161-2725834319_jpg-2536806.JPG Your new best friend. |
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Posted: 9/23/2022 8:50:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Heavy is the butt that sits on the throne. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Well, you have your weekend planned out. And it will be spent pretty close to home. Heavy is the butt that sits on the throne. Not by Sunday. |
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Posted: 9/23/2022 8:51:42 PM EDT
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Boomer thread
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Posted: 9/23/2022 8:55:19 PM EDT
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Wet wipes.
I don't know why this is just a boomer thing. They come at you at 50 that's gen X. Honestly mine wasn't that bad. At some point you might shit yourself so plan for that. Afterwards a big greasy breakfast or lunch because you will be hungry. |
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Posted: 9/23/2022 8:55:56 PM EDT
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Get one of these for your long term throne visits. Just throw it out after you finish the relay. If you dont inflate it all the way it will work fine. I severely brusied my tailbone and surrounding tissues, I remembered I had this from my big guy's eye surgery and sat on it quite a few times.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08DRLWPVS?tag=arfcom00-20 |
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Posted: 9/23/2022 8:56:57 PM EDT
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Goes down easy the first 30 glasses
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Posted: 9/23/2022 8:57:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wet wipes. I don't know why this is just a boomer thing. They come at you at 50 that's gen X. Honestly mine wasn't that bad. At some point you might shit yourself so plan for that. Afterwards a big greasy breakfast or lunch because you will be hungry. If you use wet wipes, put them in the trash, not the toilet. Even the so-called "flushable" ones will clog stuff. And this is no time for the toilet to get clogged. |
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Posted: 9/23/2022 8:57:55 PM EDT
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Time to pucker your angus.
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Posted: 9/23/2022 8:58:31 PM EDT
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The lemon flavor will make you pucker.
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Posted: 9/23/2022 8:59:32 PM EDT
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they have me taking dulcolax and a bottle of miralax instead.
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Posted: 9/23/2022 9:00:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: you didn't raise enough hell. clearly this was your first ride none of us believe its was your 4th..... They will juice you up just to get you to shut the hell up if you are a big enough pain. What sort of sadistic person would be wanting to be awake during that? be honest. you went in for a monkey pox test and not the ass cam. Don't know what to tell you. . . The dab of Fentanyl or whatever she shot in the IV that prevented pain must have thrown me off enough to go with it. I definitely wasn't sedated and it was over quickly. And did you mean masochistic? |
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Posted: 9/23/2022 9:14:11 PM EDT
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Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward. Into the valley of Death were rolled the 600. Cameras to the right of them, Cameras to the left, Forward the Butt Light Brigade! Was there a man dismayed? Not though the Dr knew. Someone had blundered. Theirs not to make reply, Theirs not to wonder why. Theirs is butt to doo-doo or die! Onward 600!!!! |
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Posted: 9/23/2022 9:14:21 PM EDT
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 What the fuck did you put in this bird seed |
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Posted: 9/23/2022 9:20:06 PM EDT
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Who prescribes that these days? There are options.
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Posted: 9/23/2022 9:30:13 PM EDT
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Lol. I was a pharmacy tech long ago, had some fat fuck come in to pick up a golytly rx. He asked how to use it. "drink a glassful every hour starting the day before your doctor appointment ..."
Fat fuck "fuck all of that, I'll chug it on the way to the doctors office" Me "bring a change of clothes" Never saw that fat fuck again  Fuck that job. |
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Posted: 9/23/2022 9:50:33 PM EDT
[#45]
Pat , don’t wipe. TP will become like sandpaper
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Posted: 9/23/2022 9:52:45 PM EDT
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Been there, done that. Dump a bunch of lemonade mix into it.
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Posted: 9/23/2022 9:53:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Boomer won't just describe your generation soon Damn… that first post thing. Perfect.
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Posted: 9/23/2022 9:55:15 PM EDT
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A woman goes to the pharmacist, and says, "I need you to give me something that's tasteless and odorless, that I can give to my husband without him knowing, that'll kill him quickly and painlessly."
The pharmacist says, "Madame, that's illegal! I'll have to report you to the police!" She reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of her husband having sex with the pharmacist's wife. He says, "Well, why didn't you TELL me you had a prescription?" |
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Posted: 9/23/2022 9:57:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Fucking millennials... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Boomer won't just describe your generation soon It’s not even my generation. Fucking millennials... Everyone older than me is a boomer. |
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Posted: 9/23/2022 10:03:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: By the time you are half way through, it will taste so bad you will almost throw up at the thought of drinking anymore. Haven't tried that version, but at least it has a flavor pack. GoLytely (what a gyp. GoLikeAWaterfall more like) tastes like fat man sweat. It's salty and slightly greasy, and there was NO flavor pack. A friggin gallon.  I've since found the Miralax + Powerade/Gatorade prep much more palatable, and just as effective. |
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