The militarization of the police must end. - Page 1

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Posted: 12/2/2020 7:04:51 PM EDT

At the gas station today getting various fossil fuels and lo and behold a full 25 percent of our local police force rolled in heavy. I think his name is Logan? Anyway I noticed he had a nice 1911 instead of his usual Smith and Wesson wheel gun. I set up an LP/OP by the broken pizza oven with one of those snickers ice cream bars and a strawberry milk to keep an eye on the situation. When he walked in I couldn't help but notice he left his car running, what a waste of tax money! When he walked in I gave him my best "shall not be infringed" squint, but he just asked me how my new dexter cows where doing. I said they are great. In truth they are being little shit head assholes but I didn't want to show weakness to the government. I asked him how his Thanksgiving was and he said it was great, which I'm sure was a lie. This patriot V. Gov game is very cut throat and full of misdirection. Anyway I need to go frantically look at thermal and body armor I can't afford on the internet to prepare for the coming wars. Stay safe my fellow freedom fighters.

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:06:38 PM EDT

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Lol

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:06:50 PM EDT

[#2]

for GD

for a teener

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:07:53 PM EDT

[#3]

Lol

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:09:12 PM EDT

[#4]

Strange encounter is strange.

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:10:30 PM EDT

[#5]

TL;DR

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:10:36 PM EDT

[#6]

Nice!

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:17:15 PM EDT

[#7]

Did he have a body cam on? They're uploading data instantly these days for facial recognition at later times.

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:17:38 PM EDT

[#8]

Reach around or just a peck on the cheek?

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:18:17 PM EDT

[#9]

3/10. You didn't blade at 45.

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:18:32 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/2/2020 7:20:48 PM EDT

[#11]

I've heard your dog is now in jeopardy OP. REAL GOOD MAN!

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:20:53 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/2/2020 7:22:08 PM EDT

[#13]

I was passing the Medical University earlier this week and I noticed that they had a couple of Humvees stashed in a side lot. Painting them pastel and putting the hospital logo on them didn’t make me feel any more comfortable. I’m sure they just transport to the FEMA camps anyway. Where does it end?

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:22:27 PM EDT

[#14]

Did you cross swords?

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:22:31 PM EDT

[#15]

Please tell me his 1911 was not cocked? I mean that's like it's already halfway to your death????

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:24:39 PM EDT

[#16]

Joking aside I was in Chipotle one day getting a burrito and the fish and game cops came in, about a dozen of them in a couple black SUVs and all tac'd out. Body armor, drop leg holsters, tac belt the whole shebang. At first blush I thought it was a SWAT team. They ate their food, I ate mine and that was that.

Not an exciting story, but It was just kind of weird, always pictured DNR as the dudes out there fucking with people for not having a fishing license.

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:24:40 PM EDT

[#17]

Cannabis is great ain't it!

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Posted: 12/2/2020 7:26:10 PM EDT

[#18]

I can hardly hold back my tears thinking of the tremendous carbon footprint the cops have....sitting in idling cars all the time....and not driving them in an eco-friendly manner. Because of their complete and total lack of respect for Gaia somewhere there is a bird you have never seen or heard about, that will be extinct before then end of this millenium....all because of those miserable jack boots.

We need a green police force....electric cars or bicycles ONLY...frangible non-toxic bullets, no leather of any kind for uniforms or duty gear....and a carbon tax to help pay for restoration of the rain forests in central America.

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:27:19 PM EDT

[#19]

1911 and Smith and Wesson wheel gun??

What year did you go to the gas station??

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:27:53 PM EDT

[#20]

Was he wearing Oakleys, paracord bracelet, outer tactical vest , cargo pants, and a thin blue line patch?

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:29:30 PM EDT

[#21]

Did you piss on him to establish dominance?

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:30:31 PM EDT

[#22]

Wow, a cop you know personally was nice. This total cancels out all bad shit cops do.

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:34:40 PM EDT

[#23]

I think people named Logan should get a pass on letting it run.

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:34:42 PM EDT

[#24]

pics of strawberry milk or I don’t believe you.

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:40:02 PM EDT

[#25]

I've always wanted a Dexter cow.

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:42:04 PM EDT

[#26]

Idk if anyone told you but a shitpost is not supposed to be a shitty post.

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:48:47 PM EDT

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Wow, a cop you know personally was nice. This total cancels out all bad shit cops do.

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We know our local cops, they know us. We are the same community. Our cops don't do bad shit. If only something could be learned from that situation and applied elsewhere. Oh well.

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:50:59 PM EDT

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I've always wanted a Dexter cow.

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I just got three of them, the little heifer is just as good looking as a tiny little heifer can be.

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:54:20 PM EDT

[#29]

Dexter cows

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:55:31 PM EDT

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1911 and Smith and Wesson wheel gun??

What year did you go to the gas station??

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LOL. If I was a sheriff out in west TX I’d definitely rock a wheel gun.

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:56:25 PM EDT

[#31]

That sounds like something that a robot would say...

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:58:26 PM EDT

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Shut up.

Posted: 12/2/2020 7:59:19 PM EDT

[#33]

Buford T Justice - Diablo Samich scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R_yICBdLK8

Posted: 12/2/2020 8:01:14 PM EDT

[#34]

Wait till he has to appropriate your cows for the glorious people’s revolution....

Posted: 12/2/2020 8:21:52 PM EDT

[#35]

Oh comon...show us on the doll where the bad man touched you

Posted: 12/2/2020 8:23:16 PM EDT

[#36]

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Wow, a cop you know personally was nice. This total cancels out all bad shit cops do.

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Posted: 12/2/2020 8:31:02 PM EDT

[#37]

Lol nice work OP

Posted: 12/2/2020 11:21:30 PM EDT

[#38]

I always laughed at the "hey, you left the car running" people. Never bothered to explain that it takes about 10 minutes for all the electronics to boot up after a shut down and 10 mins is a Loooong time when someone calls 911.

Posted: 12/3/2020 12:16:38 AM EDT

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I always laughed at the "hey, you left the car running" people. Never bothered to explain that it takes about 10 minutes for all the electronics to boot up after a shut down and 10 mins is a Loooong time when someone calls 911.

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Winner winner someone got it.

Posted: 12/3/2020 12:22:26 AM EDT

[#40]

Hey, how did you milk that strawberry?

Posted: 12/3/2020 12:23:28 AM EDT

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I always laughed at the "hey, you left the car running" people. Never bothered to explain that it takes about 10 minutes for all the electronics to boot up after a shut down and 10 mins is a Loooong time when someone calls 911.

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Working on MDTs this week. Ugh.

Posted: 12/3/2020 12:30:25 AM EDT

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Posted: 12/3/2020 12:33:48 AM EDT

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Joking aside I was in Chipotle one day getting a burrito and the fish and game cops came in, about a dozen of them in a couple black SUVs and all tac'd out. Body armor, drop leg holsters, tac belt the whole shebang. At first blush I thought it was a SWAT team. They ate their food, I ate mine and that was that.

Not an exciting story, but It was just kind of weird, always pictured DNR as the dudes out there fucking with people for not having a fishing license.

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You need a team like that to successfully assault an animal shelter unlawfully rehabilitating a wounded deer fawn.

Posted: 12/3/2020 12:36:41 AM EDT

[#44]

This is all a lie. Said govt thug is impersonating the op to try and entrap us.

Posted: 12/3/2020 12:45:20 AM EDT

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Posted: 12/3/2020 1:16:23 AM EDT

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I can hardly hold back my tears thinking of the tremendous carbon footprint the cops have....sitting in idling cars all the time....and not driving them in an eco-friendly manner. Because of their complete and total lack of respect for Gaia somewhere there is a bird you have never seen or heard about, that will be extinct before then end of this millenium....all because of those miserable jack boots.

We need a green police force....electric cars or bicycles ONLY...frangible non-toxic bullets, no leather of any kind for uniforms or duty gear....and a carbon tax to help pay for restoration of the rain forests in central America.

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Thank God! One less bird to shit on my truck. Maybe I won't have to burn so many tires this year.