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Posted: 3/27/2022 11:49:40 AM EDT
- Amazed I am at the size of things that will fit into body orifices.
- I want to avoid motel beds. - I look at people on the street and wonder just how perverted and disgusting their sexual acts are. - I realize that my most embarrassing sex acts pale in comparison to what some people do. - I understand the phrase, "How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice..." |
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I don't think I will ever stay in a hotel room in vegas. That's for sure.
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Get a Playboy subscription. You are suffering from an affliction known as porn creep and you need to hit the reset button.
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Did you see the "Friends" episode where they got free porn on their TV?
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OP, there’s more out there than just Mandingo porn; stop with the Oreo cookie fantasy.
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Ya know what the one thing is in a hotel the maids do not change? The bed spread.
And where do you think guessing of course 80% of the people have sex on when they get to the room? It's not under the bed spread. |
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it's not a poop thread if the only thing coming out of her ass are billiard balls. one after another, after another and another.
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Playboy probably has lady boys in it now…not what it use to be…
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an emergency room veteran posted a diagram of a expedient device fashioned by using the biggest plunger syringe you can find, attach a length of surgical tube to the end, then take a baby nose/ear suction bulb and cut the bulb end off at the middle/equator and discard the round end. Keep the nozzle end and insert it into the end of the surgical tube, opposite end from the syringe making an open end rubber funnel. Secure connections with a few wraps of appropriate adhesive tape
coat with appropriate lube, insert the suction bulb, and draw suction by pulling out the plunger of the syringe Apparently it can 'retrieve' lots of things from tight places, ping pong balls, shot glasses, etc this post ought to get a tack |
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Quoted: Did you see the "Friends" episode where they got free porn on their TV? View Quote That was hilarious, Joey coming back from a "normal" day out and stunned that the women in the dry cleaners, and the bank, and the sandwich shop didn't want to have sex with him. And it's exactly the rewiring of the brain that's making a lot of men border line dysfunctional with real women. |
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Quoted: - Amazed I am at the size of things that will fit into body orifices. - I want to avoid motel beds. - I look at people on the street and wonder just how perverted and disgusting their sexual acts are. - I realize that my most embarrassing sex acts pale in comparison to what some people do. - I understand the phrase, "How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice..." View Quote Apparently there's like a fetish where a chick fucks a stick shift of a car |
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The more you realize you have a tiny weener and the average size isn't what they say it is.
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I see plenty of mid 20’-30 something males in counseling with sexual displeasure concerns and inability to form reciprocal relationships with women who overpower a man’s masculinity with mind games that minimize their role in society and in the bed.
There is a HUGE social pathology and it’s all related to modern day feminism. |
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The ones who aren't perverted are only not murdering and stealing due to the thin veil of society. Everyone out there is fucked up these days.
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I check on my wife when she's doing laundry. She might get stuck and apparently there only one way to get her out.
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Double post because my left hand is busy doing something else
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Quoted: - Amazed I am at the size of things that will fit into body orifices. View Quote So did you stumble across vids by siswet19 and/or hotkinkyjo? |
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Seen most of the hilariously "talented" types that the hub has to offer.
Yet never tried to do any butt stuff in bed with the exgf. Could be her little 95 pound korean body was perfect enough for me as is. Also helped that she was mostly a Victoria's Secret shopper which played to my initial source for perversion as I grew up. Smuggling away Victorias Secret catalogs as an early teen was the building blocks of a lingerie appreciation/fetish. Having the ex leave most of that on rather than rip it off... So reflecting on that... It is the future that will be all kinds of rank debauchery. Just think, if the kids of today are cutting their teeth on weird web camming prolapse queens that also stick pumps on their vaginas to make them freakishly large. It has been coming a long time and we are just now getting to where we will see the real results of the porn information age. |
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Quoted: - Amazed I am at the size of things that will fit into body orifices. - I want to avoid motel beds. - I look at people on the street and wonder just how perverted and disgusting their sexual acts are. - I realize that my most embarrassing sex acts pale in comparison to what some people do. - I understand the phrase, "How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice..." View Quote Go find the Goatse guy's home page if it's still up if you want to see things that will boggle the mind. |
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What really shocks me is the amount of people here who are shocked at the depravity of their fellow human being.
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View Quote Man if I looked up and saw that I'd F croke right there. That's going to give me nightmares. |
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Quoted: It's an unequal representation of large penises View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: The more you realize you have a tiny weener and the average size isn't what they say it is. It's an unequal representation of large penises It is? I hadn’t really noticed. I thought the opposite. |
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