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Posted: 3/27/2022 11:51:16 AM EDT
[#1]
If you're brave enough...
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Posted: 3/27/2022 11:51:30 AM EDT
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I don't think I will ever stay in a hotel room in vegas. That's for sure.
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Posted: 3/27/2022 11:53:45 AM EDT
[#3]
How do you feel about black couches?
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Posted: 3/27/2022 11:54:12 AM EDT
[#4]
Only look in the clothes dryer from the outside.
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Posted: 3/27/2022 11:54:21 AM EDT
[#5]
Get a Playboy subscription. You are suffering from an affliction known as porn creep and you need to hit the reset button.
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Posted: 3/27/2022 11:55:08 AM EDT
[#6]
Did you see the "Friends" episode where they got free porn on their TV?
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Posted: 3/27/2022 11:55:09 AM EDT
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OP, there’s more out there than just Mandingo porn; stop with the Oreo cookie fantasy.
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Posted: 3/27/2022 11:55:39 AM EDT
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Ya know what the one thing is in a hotel the maids do not change? The bed spread.
And where do you think guessing of course 80% of the people have sex on when they get to the room? It's not under the bed spread. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 11:55:47 AM EDT
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it's not a poop thread if the only thing coming out of her ass are billiard balls. one after another, after another and another.
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Posted: 3/27/2022 11:55:56 AM EDT
[#10]
Playboy probably has lady boys in it now…not what it use to be…
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Posted: 3/27/2022 11:55:57 AM EDT
[#11]
Crazy amount of incest
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Posted: 3/27/2022 11:57:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Crazy amount of incest 
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Posted: 3/27/2022 11:57:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/27/2022 11:59:09 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You bastard!  |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 12:01:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/27/2022 12:02:38 PM EDT
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an emergency room veteran posted a diagram of a expedient device fashioned by using the biggest plunger syringe you can find, attach a length of surgical tube to the end, then take a baby nose/ear suction bulb and cut the bulb end off at the middle/equator and discard the round end. Keep the nozzle end and insert it into the end of the surgical tube, opposite end from the syringe making an open end rubber funnel. Secure connections with a few wraps of appropriate adhesive tape
coat with appropriate lube, insert the suction bulb, and draw suction by pulling out the plunger of the syringe Apparently it can 'retrieve' lots of things from tight places, ping pong balls, shot glasses, etc this post ought to get a tack 
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Posted: 3/27/2022 12:09:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Did you see the "Friends" episode where they got free porn on their TV? That was hilarious, Joey coming back from a "normal" day out and stunned that the women in the dry cleaners, and the bank, and the sandwich shop didn't want to have sex with him. And it's exactly the rewiring of the brain that's making a lot of men border line dysfunctional with real women. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 12:12:38 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted: - Amazed I am at the size of things that will fit into body orifices. - I want to avoid motel beds. - I look at people on the street and wonder just how perverted and disgusting their sexual acts are. - I realize that my most embarrassing sex acts pale in comparison to what some people do. - I understand the phrase, "How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice..." Apparently there's like a fetish where a chick fucks a stick shift of a car |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 12:16:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How do you feel about black couches? Do you like gladiator movies? |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 12:16:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You bastard! Quote History
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Posted: 3/27/2022 12:18:13 PM EDT
[#21]
The more you realize you have a tiny weener and the average size isn't what they say it is.
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Posted: 3/27/2022 12:21:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Only look in the clothes dryer from the outside. 
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Posted: 3/27/2022 12:21:37 PM EDT
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I see plenty of mid 20’-30 something males in counseling with sexual displeasure concerns and inability to form reciprocal relationships with women who overpower a man’s masculinity with mind games that minimize their role in society and in the bed.
There is a HUGE social pathology and it’s all related to modern day feminism. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 12:23:21 PM EDT
[#24]
The ones who aren't perverted are only not murdering and stealing due to the thin veil of society. Everyone out there is fucked up these days.
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Posted: 3/27/2022 12:24:30 PM EDT
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I check on my wife when she's doing laundry. She might get stuck and apparently there only one way to get her out.
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Posted: 3/27/2022 12:25:55 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You bastard! Quote History
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Posted: 3/27/2022 12:26:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/27/2022 12:26:35 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The more you realize you have a tiny weener and the average size isn't what they say it is. The reality is exactly opposite that...and it messes up more men than you might imagine. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 12:31:47 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The more you realize you have a tiny weener and the average size isn't what they say it is. It's an unequal representation of large penises |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 12:34:22 PM EDT
[#30]
I haven't been on PornHub in over a week. Almost a record.
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Posted: 3/27/2022 12:40:49 PM EDT
[#31]
Two words: Banana shotgun
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Posted: 3/27/2022 12:41:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The more you realize you have a tiny weener and the average size isn't what they say it is. Screen name checks out. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 12:43:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I haven't been on PornHub in over a week. Almost a record. Which sounds very different than "I haven't watched porn in over a week" New site?
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Posted: 3/27/2022 12:43:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I haven't been on PornHub in over a week. Almost a record. Is your internet broken?
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Posted: 3/27/2022 12:44:06 PM EDT
[#35]
Double post because my left hand is busy doing something else
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Posted: 3/27/2022 12:53:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I haven't been on PornHub in over a week. Almost a record. Coma or jail? |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 1:05:07 PM EDT
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Quoted: - Amazed I am at the size of things that will fit into body orifices. So did you stumble across vids by siswet19 and/or hotkinkyjo? 
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Posted: 3/27/2022 1:08:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Coma or jail? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I haven't been on PornHub in over a week. Almost a record. Coma or jail?
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Posted: 3/27/2022 1:14:18 PM EDT
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I'm glad I'm old and still find pleasure with my wife.
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Posted: 3/27/2022 1:16:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Coma or jail? motherless |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 1:16:26 PM EDT
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Seen most of the hilariously "talented" types that the hub has to offer.
Yet never tried to do any butt stuff in bed with the exgf. Could be her little 95 pound korean body was perfect enough for me as is. Also helped that she was mostly a Victoria's Secret shopper which played to my initial source for perversion as I grew up. Smuggling away Victorias Secret catalogs as an early teen was the building blocks of a lingerie appreciation/fetish. Having the ex leave most of that on rather than rip it off... So reflecting on that... It is the future that will be all kinds of rank debauchery. Just think, if the kids of today are cutting their teeth on weird web camming prolapse queens that also stick pumps on their vaginas to make them freakishly large. It has been coming a long time and we are just now getting to where we will see the real results of the porn information age. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 1:17:49 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: So did you stumble across vids by siswet19 and/or hotkinkyjo? |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 1:19:28 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted: - Amazed I am at the size of things that will fit into body orifices. - I want to avoid motel beds. - I look at people on the street and wonder just how perverted and disgusting their sexual acts are. - I realize that my most embarrassing sex acts pale in comparison to what some people do. - I understand the phrase, "How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice..." Go find the Goatse guy's home page if it's still up if you want to see things that will boggle the mind. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 1:19:36 PM EDT
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What really shocks me is the amount of people here who are shocked at the depravity of their fellow human being.
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Posted: 3/27/2022 1:23:20 PM EDT
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"Abyss".
That is all. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 1:24:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryMan if I looked up and saw that I'd F croke right there.  That's going to give me nightmares. 
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Posted: 3/27/2022 1:25:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/27/2022 1:28:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's an unequal representation of large penises Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: The more you realize you have a tiny weener and the average size isn't what they say it is. It's an unequal representation of large penises It is? I hadn’t really noticed. I thought the opposite. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 1:28:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You bastard! Jesus and Ceiling Cat are watching you... |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 1:30:05 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted: - Amazed I am at the size of things that will fit into body orifices. - I want to avoid motel beds. - I look at people on the street and wonder just how perverted and disgusting their sexual acts are. - I realize that my most embarrassing sex acts pale in comparison to what some people do. - I understand the phrase, "How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice..."  |
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