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Posted: 1/14/2023 10:30:00 AM EDT

https://twitter.com/courtneyknill/status/1614064512293797888?s=20

Posted: 1/14/2023 10:31:47 AM EDT

[#1]

I can get behind this. Thievery is certainly within deserving an assbeating.

ETA: You know what? It's a shame they didn't break his fingers...

Posted: 1/14/2023 10:33:13 AM EDT

[#2]

Beautiful

Posted: 1/14/2023 10:33:52 AM EDT

[#3]

Posted: 1/14/2023 10:34:28 AM EDT

[#4]

the guitar shop video

Posted: 1/14/2023 10:36:45 AM EDT

[#5]

Gotta love the end when they throw his shoe out also.

Posted: 1/14/2023 10:37:06 AM EDT

[#6]

The shoe being tossed out the door onto him was the cherry on top.

Edit well shit 5 seconds too late.

Posted: 1/14/2023 10:37:34 AM EDT

[#7]

At least they gave him his shoe back.

Posted: 1/14/2023 10:39:44 AM EDT

[#8]

Not enough beats

Posted: 1/14/2023 10:41:09 AM EDT

[#9]

He wasn't stealing. He just tried to haggle a fair price on a Fender Squier at Guitar Center.

Posted: 1/14/2023 10:41:10 AM EDT

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The guitar he grabbed to the kneecaps would have been nice.

Posted: 1/14/2023 10:41:42 AM EDT

[#11]

Plot twist......

He wasn't stealing anything. He was playing Stairway to Heaven

Posted: 1/14/2023 10:44:07 AM EDT

[#12]

On the first viewing I was "YEAH!! OUTSTANDING!!! THAT'S THE WAY TO DEAL WITH THIEVES!!" But the second time I watched it I noticed that at the very beginning of the video he was being roughly escorted out of the store by the employee (without his backpack) when he grabbed the guitar. So there's probably more to the story.

Posted: 1/14/2023 10:44:50 AM EDT

[#13]

They should have dragged him out by his beard and thrown him in a shopping cart or headfirst into a trash can.

Posted: 1/14/2023 10:46:53 AM EDT

[#14]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.gq.com/story/no-stairway-denied-waynes-world/amp

Posted: 1/14/2023 10:47:24 AM EDT

[#15]

a little context..

News link with video

Posted: 1/14/2023 10:51:52 AM EDT

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Posted: 1/14/2023 10:52:10 AM EDT

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The guitar he grabbed to the kneecaps would have been nice.

Posted: 1/14/2023 10:54:56 AM EDT

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This

Needed more stomping, caving in of ribs and smashing.

Posted: 1/14/2023 10:55:24 AM EDT

[#19]

Thief has the chicken fucker beard. Employees should had heel stomped all of his fingers.

Still a good toss.

Posted: 1/14/2023 10:57:30 AM EDT

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My sentiments exactly. Gave me the warm fuzzies. Positive, Feel Good Video of the week.

Posted: 1/14/2023 10:58:10 AM EDT

[#21]

Taking out the trash.

Hard to tell from the video angle, but I hoped he opened the door with wanna-be-thief's head.

Liars and thieves...ain't nobody got time for that!

Posted: 1/14/2023 10:58:39 AM EDT

[#22]

Lmao he tried to tap out

Posted: 1/14/2023 11:02:27 AM EDT

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That was my favorite part too.

Good beating, though wasn't really much of a beating. Still, the point was made in no uncertain terms. I dig it.

Posted: 1/14/2023 11:03:36 AM EDT

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On the first viewing I was "YEAH!! OUTSTANDING!!! THAT'S THE WAY TO DEAL WITH THIEVES!!" But the second time I watched it I noticed that at the very beginning of the video he was being roughly escorted out of the store by the employee (without his backpack) when he grabbed the guitar. So there's probably more to the story.

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Meh, you don't start shit in someone else's business. He probably got off easy.

The odds of the store employee / owner being the dickhead in this scenario are like 0.00001%.

Posted: 1/14/2023 11:06:44 AM EDT

[#25]

Glorious

Posted: 1/14/2023 11:15:24 AM EDT

[#26]

Scratch and dent price on that guitar? Asking for a friend...

Posted: 1/14/2023 11:16:18 AM EDT

[#27]

Great video, although I have a feeling that Guitar Center corporate won't be as enthusiastic about it.

Posted: 1/14/2023 11:26:00 AM EDT

[#28]

Cocksucker tried twice to break the guitar as the employee escorted him out the door (bar bouncer style).
I strongly suspect that was preceded by multiple lawful orders to leave the premises.

When posting a twitter link, if it has a ? in it, delete the ? and everything to the right of it, and embed it with the bird button.

Me as a business owner when they ask about my theft policy: pic.twitter.com/txsvPEmrWU
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Posted: 1/14/2023 11:28:47 AM EDT

[#29]

I like the shoe being tossed outside.

Posted: 1/14/2023 11:30:41 AM EDT

[#30]

First time I watched this I thought; That store looks familiar then watched the news clip which confirmed it was.
I bought a Taylor there two years ago when we were there for Balloon Fiesta.

Posted: 1/14/2023 11:31:03 AM EDT

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Posted: 1/14/2023 1:05:28 PM EDT

[#32]

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Posted: 1/14/2023 1:06:32 PM EDT

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Lo friggin L!!

Posted: 1/14/2023 1:08:07 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/14/2023 1:10:26 PM EDT

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Needed more stomping, caving in of ribs and smashing.

I was hoping for moar shot in the face

Posted: 1/14/2023 1:11:42 PM EDT

[#36]

Waiting to hear that the employee was arrested, the scumbag has an attorney, and the store and employee are being sued.

Posted: 1/14/2023 1:12:49 PM EDT

[#37]

I had no idea they were doing a sequel to Road House. Or is this a re-make?

Posted: 1/14/2023 1:13:38 PM EDT

[#38]

Wrong. He still has both hands

Posted: 1/14/2023 1:13:50 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/14/2023 1:18:38 PM EDT

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Good old El-Kabong. Haven't seen that in years.

I also noticed the dbag wears his pants below his butt, you know "gangsta" style. That alone deserves a beat down.

Posted: 1/14/2023 1:19:25 PM EDT

[#41]

curbside pickup ftw.

Posted: 1/14/2023 1:21:15 PM EDT

[#42]

Fetterman's office declined to respond as to why he tried to steal the guitar.

Posted: 1/14/2023 1:25:38 PM EDT

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The guitar he grabbed to the kneecaps would have been nice.

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He got el Kabonged!

Posted: 1/14/2023 1:27:42 PM EDT

[#44]

That' s the second guitar he stole this week.
The first beat down must not have teached him a lesson.

Posted: 1/14/2023 1:28:09 PM EDT

[#45]

You know a guy is a long-term shitbird when they're just laying down being stupidly dramatic, making no attempt to further remove himself or having any concern about people seeing him after all that.

He is a ruined person.