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Link Posted: 4/9/2018 9:45:18 AM EDT
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Doubtful

Was odd her laying out the specifics of seeing my balls in front of her bf though. He strangly seemed just fine with her wanting to see them
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So did you get drunk and show off your balls, or was her bf there and you ended up looking at his balls?
Link Posted: 4/9/2018 10:08:32 AM EDT
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So did you get drunk and show off your balls, or was her bf there and you ended up looking at his balls?
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Nah
Roomie still wants to see them though.

Gal still wants me to show them to her too
Link Posted: 4/9/2018 10:20:29 AM EDT
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Roommates boyfriend sounds like a soy boy. She wants the man nuts she’s been hearing about.

You’re definitely in a three way zone. You’ll end up showing the jewels to the roommate after a night of drinking, when her bf isn’t there and the three of y’all will get to it.
Link Posted: 4/9/2018 2:41:16 PM EDT
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Ole gal does keep talking about getting wifed up and engaged though

Like literally told me if I asked tomorrow shed say yes lol
Link Posted: 4/9/2018 2:46:33 PM EDT
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Roommates boyfriend sounds like a soy boy. She wants the man nuts she's been hearing about.

You're definitely in a three way zone. You'll end up showing the jewels to the roommate after a night of drinking, when her bf isn't there and the three of y'all will get to it.
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Back in my day we just called them homo
Link Posted: 4/9/2018 2:48:06 PM EDT
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Makes you go hmm alright.
Link Posted: 4/9/2018 2:48:32 PM EDT
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Ole gal does keep talking about getting wifed up and engaged though

Like literally told me if I asked tomorrow shed say yes lol
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Behold the power of gunfire! Take her shooting once, now she wants the D and the ring!
Link Posted: 4/9/2018 2:50:08 PM EDT
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Behold the power of gunfire! Take her shooting once, now she wants the D and the ring!
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Shouldn't of let her shoot the MP5 for the first time

Link Posted: 4/9/2018 2:56:01 PM EDT
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Shouldn't of let her shoot the MP5 for the first time

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Never go full roller block on the first date!
Link Posted: 4/9/2018 3:16:00 PM EDT
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Shouldn't of let her shoot the MP5 for the first time

https://i.imgur.com/rwxPdYf.jpg
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Behold the power of gunfire! Take her shooting once, now she wants the D and the ring!
Shouldn't of let her shoot the MP5 for the first time

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Shoulda given it all to her and brought out the 300 blk
Link Posted: 4/9/2018 3:30:56 PM EDT
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Shoulda given it all to her and brought out the 300 blk
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I haven't blessed her with that goodness yet

But she wants to shoot again, with the caveat that we have to bang somewhere immediately after, or preferably during. Her request lol
Link Posted: 4/9/2018 3:44:20 PM EDT
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I haven't blessed her with that goodness yet

But she wants to shoot again, with the caveat that we have to bang somewhere immediately after, or preferably during. Her request lol
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Shoulda given it all to her and brought out the 300 blk
I haven't blessed her with that goodness yet

But she wants to shoot again, with the caveat that we have to bang somewhere immediately after, or preferably during. Her request lol
Been in that situation, that's a great piece of sex, during is better if you can swing it though cause you might get round 2 after
Link Posted: 4/9/2018 3:59:15 PM EDT
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I still think this threesome is going to happen here....
Link Posted: 4/9/2018 4:00:05 PM EDT
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I still think this threesome is going to happen here....
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I wouldn't bet on it.

The chick literally talks about marrying me all the time.

I dont think shes down to share the D with her roommie. Although it is odd she wants her to see my balls so badly
Link Posted: 4/9/2018 4:18:37 PM EDT
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I haven't blessed her with that goodness yet

But she wants to shoot again, with the caveat that we have to bang somewhere immediately after, or preferably during. Her request lol
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Freaky---good for you!!!
Link Posted: 4/9/2018 5:01:38 PM EDT
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Sound like while she was involved she avoided getting personal with the customers
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I think this is correct. Op, enjoy the fucking you are going to get Thursday, I would.
Link Posted: 4/9/2018 5:02:31 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/9/2018 6:20:56 PM EDT
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I wouldn't bet on it.

The chick literally talks about marrying me all the time.

I dont think shes down to share the D with her roommie. Although it is odd she wants her to see my balls so badly
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I still think this threesome is going to happen here....
I wouldn't bet on it.

The chick literally talks about marrying me all the time.

I dont think shes down to share the D with her roommie. Although it is odd she wants her to see my balls so badly
Tell them both that the only way roomie gets to see the jewels is if all three of you are naked together.
And you strip last. Maybe those two will start getting cozie...........
Link Posted: 4/9/2018 6:40:57 PM EDT
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Ha, yep.
Link Posted: 4/11/2018 10:40:22 AM EDT
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Well now she basically wants me to stay with her because her place is "closer to your work"

I took the trash out this morning
Link Posted: 4/11/2018 10:43:18 AM EDT
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Well now she basically wants me to stay with her because her place is "closer to your work"

I took the trash out this morning
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RIP Chase, it was a good run.
Link Posted: 4/11/2018 10:46:56 AM EDT
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I took the trash out this morning
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Queen - Another One Bites the Dust (Official Video)
Link Posted: 4/11/2018 11:23:56 AM EDT
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Well now she basically wants me to stay with her because her place is "closer to your work"

I took the trash out this morning
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Has she told you when the wedding is yet?
Link Posted: 4/11/2018 11:35:56 AM EDT
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Has she told you when the wedding is yet?
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September apparently

She says she needs 10 months to plan it.

She also says that shes down to get engaged right now lol
Link Posted: 4/11/2018 11:43:15 AM EDT
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September apparently

She says she needs 10 months to plan it.

She also says that shes down to get engaged right now lol
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Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!
Link Posted: 4/11/2018 11:48:36 AM EDT
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September apparently

She says she needs 10 months to plan it.

She also says that shes down to get engaged right now lol
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She's already told you what the kids names are going to be, hasn't she?
Link Posted: 4/11/2018 11:55:12 AM EDT
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She's already told you what the kids names are going to be, hasn't she?
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Nah

Just that there will be 3
Link Posted: 4/11/2018 12:02:08 PM EDT
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How long has it been? A few weeks?

I think you know better man. No fucking way she ended a 3 year relationship and now wants to marry the next dude 3 weeks in.

Something is up. She's probably a fucking nut. Go with your gut. You were thinking it was weird.

Don't get me wrong, have your fun, but don't be an idiot bud. Source some BC stat. Or see if you can buy plan B in bulk and crumble it up in her breakfast every few days or something.
Link Posted: 4/11/2018 12:16:41 PM EDT
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How long has it been? A few weeks?

I think you know better man. No fucking way she ended a 3 year relationship and now wants to marry the next dude 3 weeks in.

Something is up. She's probably a fucking nut. Go with your gut. You were thinking it was weird.

Don't get me wrong, have your fun, but don't be an idiot bud. Source some BC stat. Or see if you can buy plan B in bulk and crumble it up in her breakfast every few days or something.
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This!  Except the drugging part.

Dude, I'll bet she's doing a lot of this just to make her Ex jelly.  Hell, maybe even to make her female co-workers jelly.  You need to get the fuck out now before you knock her up!  Women do not treat a man like a God for the hell of it..... they WILL get something out of it.  In your case it'll be alimony, child support, etc, etc.

Time to start using the correct head for guidance (can't believe I'm saying that to you...... that'll ruin the entertainment!)  No. Normal. Chick. Acts. Like. This!
Link Posted: 4/11/2018 12:22:20 PM EDT
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You two pipe down. We're here to be entertained at OP's expense.
Link Posted: 4/11/2018 12:28:45 PM EDT
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You two pipe down. We're here to be entertained at OP's expense.
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Noted
Link Posted: 4/11/2018 12:44:04 PM EDT
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Not even a month in an she’s talking about engagement and marriage.

Yikes.

My girlfriend of 7 years hasn’t even done that
Link Posted: 4/11/2018 12:46:31 PM EDT
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Get. The. Fuck. Out. Now.
Link Posted: 4/11/2018 12:50:11 PM EDT
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She says she needs 10 months to plan it.
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10 months huh... interesting
Link Posted: 4/11/2018 1:04:22 PM EDT
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How long has it been? A few weeks?

I think you know better man. No fucking way she ended a 3 year relationship and now wants to marry the next dude 3 weeks in.

Something is up. She's probably a fucking nut. Go with your gut. You were thinking it was weird.

Don't get me wrong, have your fun, but don't be an idiot bud. Source some BC stat. Or see if you can buy plan B in bulk and crumble it up in her breakfast every few days or something.
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Oh its definitely odd.

But Im gunna ride that gravy wave while its there

Shes wants to go on a "bang bang" date. This means she wants to go shooting, then get banged, then go to this place to get bang bang shrimp

Im gunna ride this pony for all its worth

Shes doesn't want to get knocked up, yet, shes going Friday to check into that and has mentioned another over the counter option as well.
Link Posted: 4/11/2018 1:09:13 PM EDT
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But she wants to shoot again, with the caveat that we have to bang somewhere immediately after, or preferably during. Her request lol
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She's got the craycray and you've been giving it to her without protection?
Good luck.
Link Posted: 4/11/2018 2:01:31 PM EDT
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I'm not seeing anything too bad... I met my wife in a bar when she was 22. She had previously been in a relationship, engaged, and had already planned on children.... He checked out, she met me 5 months later and we are as happy as the day we met 15 years later.

She leaned a little left at the time and had voted for Kerry in the last election. Since then, I introduced her to shooting, backpacking, cycling, motorcycle racing, etc. She now laughs at how misguided she had been back then.

Ride it out. Enjoy her company and see where it goes. All women are a little crazy. The good ones are the ones you can tolerate when they show the craziness.
Link Posted: 4/11/2018 5:07:56 PM EDT
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Remember back when I said she was planning to marry the last guy so now she's got marriage/baby fever something fierce and will settle for the first semi-eligible guy that comes along?

Yeah.  I'm usually right about these things.  It has happened to me and a few of my buddies.
Link Posted: 4/11/2018 8:00:41 PM EDT
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She sounds fun  Reminds me of my wife....when we were dating.  Now, not so much, lol.
Link Posted: 4/11/2018 8:09:32 PM EDT
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7 pages and you haven't fo'd yet?

Disappoint
Link Posted: 4/11/2018 10:53:28 PM EDT
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7 pages and you haven't fo'd yet?

Disappoint
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Sounds like he has fent many times with her already.  But is your fent = eject?  I would ride that train for all its worth.  But as I'm sure Chase does, he has plenty of backups or may need a cooling off period once he is done with her.  At least that's how I worked.  Back in the day, when POF was the Tinder of the day and there were real chicks on there, that were DTF....you would groom one, warm up to them, make your mark, while grooming two or three others.  So when the first mark got boring, you could easily bounce to chick on deck, then chick in the hole.  If chick on deck didn't work out, you still had chick in the hole to step up to the plate.  Rinse, wash, repeat.  Could have wrote a book on this shit back in the day.  But alas, it almost becomes a job sometimes, trying to manage it all, but I found along the way, if you're honest with these girls, from the start, fucking and then bouncing, no longer term stuff, keeps the drama at bay (sometimes).  But like Chase, I too, have a curiosity for the crazy types.  They're usually the best in bed, aside from that damn SuicideGirl.  She was just straight up a lame.  (Papina on SG if anyone wants to look)
Link Posted: 4/12/2018 12:31:52 PM EDT
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Remember back when I said she was planning to marry the last guy so now she's got marriage/baby fever something fierce and will settle for the first semi-eligible guy that comes along?

Yeah.  I'm usually right about these things.  It has happened to me and a few of my buddies.
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That has certainly crossed my mind
Link Posted: 4/12/2018 2:19:37 PM EDT
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She sounds fun  Reminds me of my wife....when we were dating.  Now, not so much, lol.
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Same here, lol.

Chase, sounds like a keeper,  go with it.  
Link Posted: 4/13/2018 8:42:06 AM EDT
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From your bang bang bang date?
Link Posted: 4/13/2018 9:04:48 AM EDT
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From your bang bang bang date?
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Lol yup and she really wasn't kidding about wanting to do it right there
Link Posted: 4/13/2018 9:30:51 AM EDT
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Lol yup and she really wasn't kidding about wanting to do it right there
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From your bang bang bang date?
Lol yup and she really wasn't kidding about wanting to do it right there
Good stuff isn't it?
Link Posted: 4/13/2018 9:52:48 AM EDT
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Lol yup and she really wasn't kidding about wanting to do it right there
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Well done sir, shes a cutie!
Link Posted: 4/13/2018 10:47:29 AM EDT
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Good stuff isn't it?
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Not when you didnt bring a blanket
Link Posted: 4/13/2018 10:47:51 AM EDT
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Well done sir, shes a cutie!
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Well see if she sticks around
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