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Facts: 1. Chuck Norris is a mammal. 2. Chuck Norris fights ALL the time. 3. The purpose of Chuck Norris is to flip out and kill people. Chuck Norris is awesome. My name is 2IDdoc and I can't stop thinking about Chuck Norris. This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. Chuck Norris can kill anyone he wants! Chuck Norris cuts off heads ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. Chuck Norris is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time. I heard that Chuck Norris was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the Chuck Norris killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw Chuck Norris totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. |
chuck norris is NOT a ninja |
Chuck Norris kills ninja's for breakfast. |
Yep. But Chuck IS a ninja. Check out "The Octagon". And he kicks other ninja's asses. Again, check out "The Octagon". 'Nuf said. |
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Chuck so bad that when he heard the chink-chink of a shotty being racked he broke the gun in two and stuck the pieces up the whole towns ass. Godzilla blew flames on Chuck...Chuck double round-housed 'Zilla in the larynx. So much for flames. King Kong tried to step on Chuck...Chuck promptly choked Kong's ass out. Blue Man Group made a joke about Chuck.....They ain't blue no more. When he was in Alaska, a Kodiak came into Chuck's tent. Chuck ripped the hind legs off of the bear, beat his ass with them, stuffed one leg down the bears throat and the other up his ass and called him 'dragster' for good measure. Chuck so bad he tried to smoke crack and it got scared and left. Jason Vorhees thought he was the baddest cat in town. Chuck, (using his thumb and first finger), grabbed Jason by the throat....Jason dropped his knife, mask and shat himself. Anybody seen Jason!!!! 
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You are lucky that you could see him. 29. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. |
lmao are those real!!!! 
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31. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway. 32. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded. 33. Chuck Norris has yet to get a Jeopardy question wrong. Jesus has missed two. 34. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane". 35. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. 36. One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris. 37. Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris. 38. If you shaved off Chuck Norris' beard, you would find a tatoo of an identical beard underneath. 
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