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Posted: 2/17/2022 3:18:15 AM EDT
First story - Alabama girl has dildo stuck in her colon.
Video of removal. And she discusses very openly why and how it got there...  The series is about things that are stuck in a human body from didos to splinters. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 3:19:52 AM EDT
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Show me an er nurse who doesn't have pics of colon x-rays on their phone and I'll show you a liar.
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Posted: 2/17/2022 3:31:17 AM EDT
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Most common explanation is: "I slipped and fell on it and it went right up there".
Second most common: "These guys jumped me and stuck it in there". Third most common: ""I don't know how it got there:. Least common: "hey, I like it like that" / "I'm a freak what can I say?". |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 3:33:33 AM EDT
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Pics?
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Posted: 2/17/2022 3:38:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Most common explanation is "I slipped and fell on it and it went right up there" Probably tied with "I was sleeping naked and rolled off the bed". My reply, unless it may have been an ALS (paramedic) call, "OK, let's go to the ER" followed by turning to my EMT and saying- "Your ride". People stick strange things in their orifices and yes, every ER has a collection of X-Rays, ultrasounds, etc. 
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Posted: 2/17/2022 3:45:05 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/17/2022 4:01:03 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Most common explanation is: "I slipped and fell on it and it went right up there". Second most common: "These guys jumped me and stuck it in there". Third most common: ""I don't know how it got there:. Least common: "hey, I like it like that" / "I'm a freak what can I say?".  |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 4:05:04 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Show me an er nurse who doesn't have pics of colon x-rays on their phone and I'll show you a liar.  Attached File Attached File Attached File |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 4:05:34 AM EDT
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If I'm made king, I'll drop TLC's executive management into a volcano
The catch is, I'll let their crews film the process and make it into a series They can call it "My 3,000 degree life" or whatever |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 4:09:10 AM EDT
[#9]
One step closer to “Ow! My Balls!”.
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Posted: 2/17/2022 4:26:01 AM EDT
[#10]
My coworkers daughter was an Er nurse in New York.
She told a story about a guy with a lightbulb stuck up his ass. Inquiring mind that I am I asked what direction did go in and what direction it came out. She explained it went screw side in. After giving the guy a muscle relaxer and numbing it up, the doctor reached in , turned it around and pulled it screw side out. She said that kind of stuff was pretty routine. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 4:27:11 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/17/2022 5:08:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: One step closer to “Ow! My Balls!”. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 5:26:53 AM EDT
[#13]
I had a friend who was a nurse that said that every day at least one man would come into the ER with a gerbil in his rectum.
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Posted: 2/17/2022 5:29:00 AM EDT
[#14]
Should have been named
“Are you brave enough?” Or “Boogie in the butt” |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 6:29:13 AM EDT
[#15]
I remember when my grandson was new in radiology and called to tell me about his first rectal foreign body case.
"Mrs. Butterworth" was her hospital nickname. Apparently she came in often enough that the staff had a nickname for her. Anyone remember the glass bottle Mrs. Butterworth syrup came in? The poor kid was somewhere between laughing his ass off and being really grossed out. I told him a couple of my ER stories and we had a good laugh. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 6:32:24 AM EDT
[#16]
I have a friend who is a Colorectal Surgeon.
I don’t need a TV show to tell me about things stuck in the human body. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 6:38:48 AM EDT
[#17]
All I can think about is onemanonejar….
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Posted: 2/17/2022 6:43:29 AM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I have a friend who is a Colorectal Surgeon. I don’t need a TV show to tell me about things stuck in the human body. Do you prefer riding in his Porsche or his Maserati more? Kharn |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 6:47:03 AM EDT
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My sister is an ER physician and has seen her share of insertion/extractions. Weirdest one was some guy who had 2 olives and a swizzle stick stuck in his pecker.
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Posted: 2/17/2022 7:15:05 AM EDT
[#20]
Don’t forget the “good news/bad news” angle:
We can see it, but can’t get a grip on it, but if you’d like we can change the batteries while you wait….” 
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Posted: 2/17/2022 7:15:29 AM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My sister is an ER physician and has seen her share of insertion/extractions. Weirdest one was some guy who had 2 olives and a swizzle stick stuck in his pecker. That’s an odd place to make a martini. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 7:20:38 AM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Most common explanation is: "I slipped and fell on it and it went right up there". Second most common: "These guys jumped me and stuck it in there". Third most common: ""I don't know how it got there:. Least common: "hey, I like it like that" / "I'm a freak what can I say?". Don't stick things in your ass, you won't ever have to make excuses when it wont come back out. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 7:25:19 AM EDT
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I've seen the commercials. Will NOT be watching the show!
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Posted: 2/17/2022 7:27:43 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's an odd place to make a martini. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: My sister is an ER physician and has seen her share of insertion/extractions. Weirdest one was some guy who had 2 olives and a swizzle stick stuck in his pecker. That's an odd place to make a martini. That wasn't a wall ol' Harvey was bangin' on.
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Posted: 2/17/2022 7:40:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I had a friend who was a nurse that said that every day at least one man would come into the ER with a gerbil in his rectum. Every day?? Damn, Ohio. Get your shit together.
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Posted: 2/17/2022 7:58:52 AM EDT
[#26]
Deodorant and a table leg.
I didn't have either of those patients so no first hand experience. They came to us post procedure from ER. The nurses I trained got them. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 8:04:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: One step closer to “Ow! My Balls!”. What you did there..... I see it H |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 8:08:01 AM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That’s an odd place to make a martini. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: My sister is an ER physician and has seen her share of insertion/extractions. Weirdest one was some guy who had 2 olives and a swizzle stick stuck in his pecker. That’s an odd place to make a martini. It was a cocktail |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 8:19:16 AM EDT
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Dr. Mellick trained me. Super cool guy (worked with FBI HRT for a while) and a true pioneer in using video for education and patient care. I'm glad that his program is getting recognition!
....and no, the rectal stuff isn't that common. Probably removed less than 10 in my busy 13 year career. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 8:25:19 AM EDT
[#30]
Two nights working in the ER that stick out in my mind:
1) Guy around 50 comes in complaining of abdominal pain. Has no idea what could be wrong. We're checking him for everything. Imaging finally shows a foreign object up his ass. Guy finally admits several days ago he had been giving himself a pleasure plunging with a cucumber when things took a turn for the worse (your body will suck stuff in if your assault on your unholiest of holies gets too extreme). The conditions inside him had caused the cucumber to start to break down and well here we are. Because of the state of the cucumber at this point it couldn't be pulled out. After a lot of head scratching and a surgical consult later, a vacuum delivery system was borrowed from the women's center - it's a suction cup device you attach to a baby's head to assist with difficult deliveries - and the gourd and condom were freed. 2) Geriatric couple, early 70s, come in. The husband is complaining of extreme discomfort in his lower belly. When they get back to the exam room they explain that they're into buttstuff, only it's his butt and her getting after it with a vibrating dildo. The toy got stuck and went for the rectum ride, up inside. They are asked about the dimensions so we can get an idea of what we're dealing with here. The wife reaches for her purse and pulls out the other half of the matching set and hands it to one of the nurses, who at this point had just taken off her gloves. Much fun was had by all. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 8:25:21 AM EDT
[#31]
Dr. Pimple Popper is perhaps the greatest show in a generation.
Stuck is a weak cash grab that will fail because it's disgusting. Evil cannot create anything new. It can only corrupt. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 8:46:19 AM EDT
[#32]
Air tv, cable, streaming service, etc?????
If y’all are going to share things why not give the pertinent details? |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 8:54:46 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My sister is an ER physician and has seen her share of insertion/extractions. Weirdest one was some guy who had 2 olives and a swizzle stick stuck in his pecker. Dafuq is wrong with people lol |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 8:56:12 AM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Dr. Mellick trained me. Super cool guy (worked with FBI HRT for a while) and a true pioneer in using video for education and patient care. I'm glad that his program is getting recognition! ....and no, the rectal stuff isn't that common. Probably removed less than 10 in my busy 13 year career. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 8:56:47 AM EDT
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Years ago my girlfriend worked at the local hospital so yeah, I knew who stuck sketchy things in their ass and I knew their names. So now I still giggle when I see a certain female out on the streets.
Don't go to a small town hospital for foreign object removal. They have big mouths, no matter what privacy rules are in place. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 8:57:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/17/2022 8:58:16 AM EDT
[#37]
I worked with a guy who's sister was an ER nurse somewhere in New York.
A guy came in wearing a trenchcoat, to hide the vacuum hose that was stuck on his dick. She said that they had a hard time keeping from cracking up on that one. There has to be hundreds of face palms daily in ERs across the country. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 9:00:51 AM EDT
[#38]
In for the concrete casting dudes.
The patient said that approximately 4 h earlier he and his boyfriend had been “fooling around.” After stirring a batch of concrete mix, the patient laid on his back with his feet against the wall at a 45° angle while his boyfriend poured the mixture through a funnel into his rectum. After the concrete mass hardened, it became so painful that he sought medical care.  |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 9:11:14 AM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: All I can think about is onemanonejar…. Phrasing |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 9:14:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: In for the concrete casting dudes. The patient said that approximately 4 h earlier he and his boyfriend had been “fooling around.” After stirring a batch of concrete mix, the patient laid on his back with his feet against the wall at a 45° angle while his boyfriend poured the mixture through a funnel into his rectum. After the concrete mass hardened, it became so painful that he sought medical care. https://www.weirduniverse.net/images/2019/1987concrete01.jpg W T F |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 9:23:15 AM EDT
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A doctor friend of mine told be about a female patient who was brought into the ER by her husband in the late 80’s had a jar of mayonnaise stuck in her vagina. Both of them kept wanting to try bigger and bigger things until this one got stuck. Went in far enough that he couldn’t pull it out. As they kept on wrangling it, it kept going in deeper like quicksand (his words
). Eventually all you could see is the blue lid and the suction on the smooth bottle was too strong to pull it out. He said he handed it over to the gynecologist and left for the night. When he asked said they had to do surgery to remove. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 9:29:42 AM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That’s an odd place to make a martini. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: My sister is an ER physician and has seen her share of insertion/extractions. Weirdest one was some guy who had 2 olives and a swizzle stick stuck in his pecker. That’s an odd place to make a martini. The patient was the mixologist, his sexual partner the shaker. Seriously, though, can you imagine the pain from pouring gin into the urethra or rectum? I full well expect that idea will be on rawcorndogporn.com by this evening. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 9:39:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: In for the concrete casting dudes. The patient said that approximately 4 h earlier he and his boyfriend had been “fooling around.” After stirring a batch of concrete mix, the patient laid on his back with his feet against the wall at a 45° angle while his boyfriend poured the mixture through a funnel into his rectum. After the concrete mass hardened, it became so painful that he sought medical care. https://www.weirduniverse.net/images/2019/1987concrete01.jpg I wonder at what point having an asshole full of fucking concrete seemed like a good idea. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 9:41:23 AM EDT
[#44]
remember the routine medical procedure dildo on liveleak
*clink* how did she manage that?! |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 10:30:36 AM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Do you prefer riding in his Porsche or his Maserati more? Kharn He’s a Lexus and BMW guy. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 10:57:42 AM EDT
[#46]
Back when I was active EMS I had a halfway house in my catchment area (Concord NH). One afternoon we got toned out to said address for an "unknown medical issue".
Upon arrival, we were greeted by a guy who was walking funny, and looked like Newman from Seinfeld. Except that old Newman was a cross dresser who was wearing an over tight knit mini dress, fishnet stockings, and heels. And he probably weighed 300#. Newman's kink was too dress up like a girl, and use three golf balls connected via floral chain as anal beads.. It was all fun and games until the little hook eye keeping the chain attached broke free. Naturally, Newman refused transport and wanted us to fix his "dilemma". The little Vietnamese paramedic I was riding with that day folded her arms and said "no ... fucking ... way" under her breath. I folded my arms and silently thought the same thing. The new nugget, fresh out of school EMT that we were acclimating drew the short straw. She rehooked the chain, and instead of being gentle (she didn't know any better) she pulled those fuckers out like she was cold starting a stubborn chainsaw. Want to witness a man making a sound that only a dog can hear? Rip a string of golf balls out of his ass. This happened back in the nineties, and that new nugget EMT is a nurse practitioner now. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 10:58:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I wonder at what point having an asshole full of fucking concrete seemed like a good idea. Two male libidos unconstrained by female caution. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 11:14:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Show me an er nurse who doesn't have pics of colon x-rays on their phone and I'll show you a liar.  Attached File |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 11:18:14 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My coworkers daughter was an Er nurse in New York. She told a story about a guy with a lightbulb stuck up his ass. Inquiring mind that I am I asked what direction did go in and what direction it came out. She explained it went screw side in. After giving the guy a muscle relaxer and numbing it up, the doctor reached in , turned it around and pulled it screw side out. She said that kind of stuff was pretty routine. Had a guy who had an colostomy due to a light bull breaking in his ass when they were trying to remove and back after colostomy reversal with a patio flood light bulb in his ass. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 11:19:11 AM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Dr. Mellick trained me. Super cool guy (worked with FBI HRT for a while) and a true pioneer in using video for education and patient care. I'm glad that his program is getting recognition! ....and no, the rectal stuff isn't that common. Probably removed less than 10 in my busy 13 year career. interesting |
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