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Link Posted: 3/7/2022 1:48:11 PM EDT
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Ahh someone let a kami loose?  Yes probably going to need a pack of angsty teenagers struggling with puberty while learning how to use ancient weapons that they stumbled across during a rite of passage.  Don't let any salty middlemage men get involved or they will just try to rape and murder the girls who have the power to fight the gods but for some reason become an emotional wreck when you talk about their minor flaws.

ETA If you see any small japanese girls with long blond or red hair stay away, do not approach, call for backup and do not make any comments about their appearance.
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I feel like I've seen this movie.

Link Posted: 3/7/2022 1:49:05 PM EDT
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It is 2022, at this point nothing would surprise me.  Oh look, lizard people; oh look, satan, oh look, a 9 tailed demon.

Strange days...


https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/59227/1638474439276-2304826.jpg

Holy shit I'm dying laughing over here
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 1:51:33 PM EDT
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Where was this stone kept and how did it break open?

And where is the picture of the broken rock?
Found it.

https://www.thehelper.net/threads/japan-the-sessho-seki-a-famous-rock-in-nasu-japan-has-now-been-cracked.168319/


https://i.imgur.com/LoOVnNV.png


I’m not too worried.
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 1:52:39 PM EDT
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All right, whose turn was it to watch the cursed stone?
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 1:53:55 PM EDT
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My penis is ready
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https://grapee.jp/en/196113

With a name that translates to "Killing Stone", the Sessho-seki (???) in Nasu, Japan is ominous in its own right. The famous rock in Nasu, Japan is said to have imprisoned the wicked nine-tailed fox demoness, Tamamo-no-Mae. Superstition says that anyone who comes into contact with the stone is cursed and ultimately killed.

Many are now worried about an even graver fate, however, as the stone has been found broken in half, and perhaps freeing the spirit to wreak havoc throughout the land.


So, what round for 9 tailed cat demon?


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9 tailed-demon-cat?  You may have to beat-off LP for it!
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 1:54:15 PM EDT
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We're doomed
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 1:54:19 PM EDT
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Huh.

There's a spot I walk by now and then. My favorite cat in this neighborhood lives across the street. For some reason someone has left a large rock split in 2 pieces on the sidewalk there.

That rock and this rock look suspiciously similar...
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 1:54:50 PM EDT
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My penis is ready
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You are going to be in for a pickle surprise.
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 1:55:27 PM EDT
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Kitsune?

Fuck yeah.

My body is ready.
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Link Posted: 3/7/2022 1:55:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/7/2022 1:57:19 PM EDT
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Where was this stone kept and how did it break open?

And where is the picture of the broken rock?
Found it.

https://www.thehelper.net/threads/japan-the-sessho-seki-a-famous-rock-in-nasu-japan-has-now-been-cracked.168319/


https://i.imgur.com/LoOVnNV.png

WTF?  The Japs just leave that shit lying around in the open - on a fucking hillside?!  Well, I guess we deserve whatever we got comin'.
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 1:59:06 PM EDT
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Its GD.  I guarantee that half of us want to fuck it, and the other half will piss on it to establish dominance.
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 1:59:49 PM EDT
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Wood plow
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 2:01:09 PM EDT
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WTF?  The Japs just leave that shit lying around in the open - on a fucking hillside?!  Well, I guess we deserve whatever we got comin'.
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Well, I'm sure they were expecting the prison to last a little longer than a thousand years.  It's not like demon rock prisons just randomly split open at the most inopportune times.
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 2:03:56 PM EDT
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It's not like demon rock prisons just randomly split open at the most inopportune times.
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Really?! Because that seems to be exactly what happens in most movies, tv shows and other stories involving imprisoned demons.
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 2:04:07 PM EDT
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I feel this is somehow related to a recent furry coming out thread.
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 2:06:48 PM EDT
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Really?! Because that seems to be exactly what happens in most movies, tv shows and other stories involving imprisoned demons.
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It's not like demon rock prisons just randomly split open at the most inopportune times.


Really?! Because that seems to be exactly what happens in most movies, tv shows and other stories involving imprisoned demons.



WW3 is gonna be lit!

You know, sure as shit, China has something stashed for this.

My money is on a zombie Guan Yu.
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 2:07:38 PM EDT
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Aly is loose!!
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 2:11:21 PM EDT
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BIGGER_HAMMER
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 2:12:00 PM EDT
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Have the Japs tentacle-fucked it yet?
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Rule 34.
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 2:12:58 PM EDT
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Its GD.  I guarantee that half of us want to fuck it, and the other half will piss on it to establish dominance.
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Or both.
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 2:13:09 PM EDT
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Can it swim?  If not no care.
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 2:15:09 PM EDT
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Well, I'm sure they were expecting the prison to last a little longer than a thousand years.  It's not like demon rock prisons just randomly split open at the most inopportune times.
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IDK...if Sunday morning Kung Fu Theater is an accurate guide, this sort of thing happens all the time - usually to an estranged brother or distant relative, but still...you gotta stay on your toes around demons.
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 2:16:25 PM EDT
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Wasn’t this a movie called tomb raider?
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 2:16:35 PM EDT
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Or both.
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Its GD.  I guarantee that half of us want to fuck it, and the other half will piss on it to establish dominance.


Or both.



Link Posted: 3/7/2022 2:16:40 PM EDT
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She picks up a Tesla and she throws it back down
as she heads for a Starbucks in the center of town
Oh no
there goes Tokyo
go go Tamamo-no-Mae

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Link Posted: 3/7/2022 2:19:08 PM EDT
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What round for nine-tailed fox demon?
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.45 ACP

Link Posted: 3/7/2022 2:19:33 PM EDT
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Terrific, Six Demon Bag, sensational. What's in it, Egg?
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Let me help you out there…

Link Posted: 3/7/2022 2:22:33 PM EDT
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I'm a Marine, it's Japan...

Of course I want to fuck it... I think it's obligatory at this point. Might destroy the world, might eat my soul... But there is a natural order to things.
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 2:25:40 PM EDT
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More importantly, what does the 9 tailed fox demon say?
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 2:25:42 PM EDT
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My penis is ready
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Does spider has puss puss ?!?!
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 2:27:00 PM EDT
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WW3 is gonna be lit!

You know, sure as shit, China has something stashed for this.

My money is on a zombie Guan Yu.
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I just want the Zone to hurry up and form.

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Link Posted: 3/7/2022 2:30:46 PM EDT
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There are pictures in the article... just not of the rock.
Plus, it's a Japanese site.
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I didn't see any link in the article.  Probably because I just skimmed the article.  A proper article would have included the picture.



There are pictures in the article... just not of the rock.
Plus, it's a Japanese site.

My concern about it is zero but one of the daughters will be very interested as she is into all that stuff.
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 2:33:35 PM EDT
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Depending on which crowd you run with, being the first to show up is critical.
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 2:41:50 PM EDT
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It's going to have to work really hard to get noticed with the fuckdom happening now.
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 2:54:46 PM EDT
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Has Japan started construction of the giant sword wielding robot yet? Because every movie I have seen from them the only cure to every problem seems to be one.
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 2:54:58 PM EDT
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It's going to have to work really hard to get noticed with the fuckdom happening now.
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That's its plan; it's an evil chaos demon, after all.
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 2:55:02 PM EDT
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They're sending it to Russia

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So, what round for 9 tailed cat fox demon?
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A #6 demon bag round ?



You will have to ask Egg Shen
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 3:01:17 PM EDT
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Nine tails? So what? What does a tail do for you?

If it was nine heads, that would be something, but only if they had big jaws with sharp teeth.

Tails just don't impress me. Plus they didn't say if this fucking thing could even fly. I bet you could just shoot it.
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Each tail is connected to a buttplug.

Now who's impressed?
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.460 Weatherby, however, a Wakizashi is preferred for that “up close and personal” feeling.
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 3:04:46 PM EDT
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The movie will be awesome:

Angry demon bitch raises hell, devouring betas and cucks everywhere overcast only by the lamentation of the old women.

Then a real man shows up....  "am I late for the party?   You're only ugly pussy."

Link Posted: 3/7/2022 3:07:01 PM EDT
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Sweet, a demon for 2022.
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Who ya gonna call?

Don't cross the streams. Never cross the streams
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It would be "bad"


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Link Posted: 3/7/2022 3:09:41 PM EDT
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Not good.
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They're sending it to Russia

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Balsy move, most of Asia is still mad at Japan for what they did in ww2.  If Japan is showing any expansionist tendencies I'm sure China will lead the charge to shut Japan down.... aaaand steal Taiwan while they are at it.
Link Posted: 3/7/2022 3:15:15 PM EDT
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Balsy move, most of Asia is still mad at Japan for what they did in ww2.  If Japan is showing any expansionist tendencies I'm sure China will lead the charge to shut Japan down.... aaaand steal Taiwan while they are at it.
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China has already said publicly that they'd nuke Japan if they were to come to the aid of Taiwan, and given their history China won't need much of an excuse to do it.

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Dunno. She seems like she could be fun…

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