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Link Posted: 1/29/2014 4:58:00 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/29/2014 4:58:55 PM EDT
[#2]
Cool story op, maybe it's a sign that I just received my JPFO application for another year in the mail.





Link Posted: 1/29/2014 4:59:15 PM EDT
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They "hissed" at you? Needs more 45 blading.
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Link Posted: 1/29/2014 4:59:17 PM EDT
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Let me be the first

And BTW, it was too cold for freezing rain the last 2 days in CT.
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 4:59:29 PM EDT
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Epic.
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 4:59:43 PM EDT
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I don't even...
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:00:12 PM EDT
[#7]
In on  one two
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:00:24 PM EDT
[#8]


all that ammo and OP didn't follow them and jack their stash.  



weak, son.



Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:00:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:01:02 PM EDT
[#10]
That was a pretty long lead-in to a disappointing punchline.


A Jew woulda told it better.  "Oy, vata shmuck"
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:01:13 PM EDT
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Kosher neckbeards?
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Lost it
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:01:38 PM EDT
[#12]
pics or it didn't happen.
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:02:45 PM EDT
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are you sue they weren't Amish
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Hell, Amish down the road from me OPENED an ammo and archery store at the height of the panic/shortage, and generally had ammo!
Maybe they get it from the WALMART JEEEEWWWWWWs?
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:02:58 PM EDT
[#14]
*adjusting tin-foil tighter*

Maybe they know something we don't!!!

Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:03:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:04:04 PM EDT
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Let me guess, the managers were both Masons......
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:04:36 PM EDT
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I have no idea what you are saying?



Is it some kind of conspiracy or something? It that what you mean?
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 The Jews are planning to take over New York?  ...oh, wait.  

Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:05:12 PM EDT
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How did they buy ammo being from NY in CT without a permit??
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:06:15 PM EDT
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Soooooo, are you selling the fucking .22 or what op?
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:06:35 PM EDT
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Guess they don't plan on sitting on the sidelines of the next holocaust. Either that or they think they can make a profit flipping it.
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:06:36 PM EDT
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I got nothing. So here is some Kosher bacon....



Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:06:49 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:07:07 PM EDT
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How did they buy ammo being from NY in CT without a permit??
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Schlongboy make a point... ?? How?
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:07:43 PM EDT
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Schlongboy make a point... ?? How?
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How did they buy ammo being from NY in CT without a permit??


Schlongboy make a point... ?? How?


The jewish conspiracy, duh.
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:07:46 PM EDT
[#25]
Very well written.  No one appreciates quality sarcasm anymore.
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:07:53 PM EDT
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Wait, you guys are believing this is anything more than an attempt at humor?  Is the OP Hitler?  Is he planning a boycott?
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:08:14 PM EDT
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And regarding OP's story:

Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:08:31 PM EDT
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"no one will ever believe you"



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Really, you again, Mr. I-Jumped-The-Fence-To-Stop-The-Urban-Gentleman-Beating-His-Pitbull?  



Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:08:41 PM EDT
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Kosher neckbeards?
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ear/sidebeards!!!



Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:10:06 PM EDT
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In.
















Maybe they heard about the new Smith logo gear?
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:10:09 PM EDT
[#31]
It's weird how the OP hasn't been back yet!
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:10:21 PM EDT
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in on 2
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:10:38 PM EDT
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They aren't going to let it happen again.
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:11:07 PM EDT
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So, I went to Walmart to buy ammo yesterday, specifically looking for some 22. I get to the ammo counter and I notice there were a bunch of Hasidic Jews loitering around the counter. As we're standing there, waiting for the clerk to show up, I notice a few of them were giving me the stinkeye. Not really sure what to make of this, I decide to walk over to electronics to buy a DVD and then go back to the ammo counter after they've left. Well, I get back to the counter and all the ammo (22, 223, 9 & 40) had been purchased in the five minutes I was gone. The ammo clerk told me that they're getting another shipment in tomorrow morning (ie this morning), and I could buy it then.

I show up this morning at 8 and the Hasid's were there AGAIN, only this time there were two. As I'm in line, the clerk comes out and starts stocking the shelf. As he's stocking, eight more come up from behind me and push me out of line! I started to speak up when one with a ginger-tinged beard stepped in front of me and hissed at me while the others surrounded me. The store manager saw this and, unlike other walmart managers I've had the pleasure of meeting, he politely asked me to leave the store. I tried to explain to him that I was there first, but he just replied "I'm just doing what was requested of me."

Obviously disgruntled, I said "fuck this" and shot over to Cabelas.

When I got to the ammo section, there were more Hasids and I noticed one of them was giving the department manager the fifth degree over in the corner. I saw the manager's shoulders slump and he reluctantly shuffled off in to the back room. He came out moments later, loaded pallet jack in tow, with ORM-D boxes, full of what one would reasonably believe to be ammo - likely the 22 ammo we've all been looking for. The ammo never even hit the shelves. It was dragged out to the main entrance, escorted by several store employees. I followed them out to the parking lot where there where several cars waiting. 5 Hasids got out and started transferring the ammo from the pallet to their trunks. I could see that their backseats were already loaded to the brim with boxes. The writing on the boxes read "Federal", "Remington", "CCI", "Winchester", etc. One of the Jews noticed me watching and smugly yelled to me "no one will ever believe you" in a nasally, Brooklyn accent. He laughed and turned back to his work.

After they finished loading their cars, they drove off and I caught their license plates: "New York". I stood there stunned for several minutes that seemed like an eternity when the freezing rain pattering my face snapped me out of my stupor. I was happy to have that rain. It helped to conceal the tears streaming down my face as I came to the realization that the ultimate neckbeards have struck and that the America I have grown to know and love is gone...long gone. The saddest part of this is, I can't even go to anyone with this because I'd be labeled as anti-Semitic before I could even finish telling my story...
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Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:11:43 PM EDT
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I don't get it. What's the conspiracy?
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The Jews, man. It's the Jews' fault.
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:12:13 PM EDT
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Did you forget to add 9?
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:12:23 PM EDT
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Someone puts their hands on me, they get it in return with even greater force.
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:12:27 PM EDT
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jews running the show and you think America is gone?

lol sounds like we are back in full force

Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:13:27 PM EDT
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You and Mel Gibson.

Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:13:37 PM EDT
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How's DanTSX doing?
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:14:29 PM EDT
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IBFTL
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:14:59 PM EDT
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I don't think the Hasidic Jew has been born that could push me out of line at Wally World and not end up gutted.
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:15:07 PM EDT
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This should be entertaining. Op has pics right?
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:15:32 PM EDT
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I'm more inclined to believe stories about Bigfoot than this.

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Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:15:42 PM EDT
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OP how is this thread going?  About like you thought it would?
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:16:58 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:16:59 PM EDT
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Which walmart?

I gotta see this.

I wanna be hissed at.
Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:17:03 PM EDT
[#48]
I'm so confused...

Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:17:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/29/2014 5:17:55 PM EDT
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I guess I'm in for the train wreck.
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