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Posted: 8/21/2017 9:47:12 AM EST

[#1]

DO it and post AAR

Posted: 8/21/2017 9:48:10 AM EST

[#2]

Umm, where'd Chase go?

Posted: 8/21/2017 9:51:37 AM EST

[#3]

Do it. I bet it would be the best sex of your life

Posted: 8/21/2017 9:54:50 AM EST

[#4]

Got damn son...

I have had a shitty morning and this shit gives me something to look forward to. LMAO

Posted: 8/21/2017 9:55:12 AM EST

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What ever happened to going to the local Humane Society to fill that hole in your heart.

Well, I suppose once you get here to wherever you plan on taking her, you can give the pimp hand and straighten her shit out if she doesn't feel obliged to repay you

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And this is why I pay $24 a year.

Posted: 8/21/2017 9:56:14 AM EST

[#6]

His name was Chase45

DAY 1

Posted: 8/21/2017 9:59:54 AM EST

[#7]

IN!

Posted: 8/21/2017 10:00:43 AM EST

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Probably cleans up nice

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With what? Soap? Bleach? Penicillin?

Posted: 8/21/2017 10:06:25 AM EST

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With what? Soap? Bleach? ~~Penicillin~~?

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Probably cleans up nice

With what? Soap? Bleach? ~~Penicillin~~?

The penicillin is for OP.

A.W.D.

Posted: 8/21/2017 10:06:52 AM EST

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While jailbird and Chase45 dine at the Iowa equivalent of the Waffle House, I picture something like this going through jailbird's head:

"It's OK to steal his stuff because he's just trying to take advantage of me."

"I wonder how I can subtly bring up the idea of trying to score some meth."

"I wonder if he was one of the guys from the motel off I-80 from last week."

"I need to figure out a way to get him to go to sleep for a while."

"What can I say to get him to let me hold his wallet that won't sound too suspicious?"

"I wonder if Darrell will beat him up before or after he robs him."

"It's OK to steal his stuff because he's just trying to take advantage of me."

If you fo, stay 'woke.

Posted: 8/21/2017 10:10:09 AM EST

[#11]

Do it

Posted: 8/21/2017 10:11:45 AM EST

[#12]

And make sure you take her back to your place. It'll make her feel more relaxed. And let her know where you live.

Posted: 8/21/2017 10:13:39 AM EST

[#13]

Hmmmmm.... depends on how "grateful" she agrees to be OP

Posted: 8/21/2017 10:14:07 AM EST

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Posted: 8/21/2017 10:18:04 AM EST

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This is the best idea ever.

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Posted: 8/21/2017 10:20:07 AM EST

[#16]

OP will be raped, stabbed, robbed and raped.

Posted: 8/21/2017 10:20:57 AM EST

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It's probably a 10% cash bond, in which case if she doesn't show up for court, you may be out $5,000.

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So I'm out 500 if she fucks up or does it extend beyond thst

It's probably a 10% cash bond, in which case if she doesn't show up for court, you may be out $5,000.

But on the upside you can take her home and chain her up in your basement and do anything you want to her to until her court date. This is according to my reading of Taylor v. Taintor.

Posted: 8/21/2017 10:21:03 AM EST

[#18]

Betta hide yo wallet, fine china/silverwear and guns.

Posted: 8/21/2017 10:23:27 AM EST

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Do it. I bet it would be the best sex of your life

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If he's desperate enough to resort to bailing chicks out of jail, I'm thinking it might be the "only" sex of his life.

Posted: 8/21/2017 10:26:05 AM EST

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Tag for update.

Posted: 8/21/2017 10:29:17 AM EST

[#21]

Do not take her to your house, in fact never take any girl to your house.

Hotel suites cost $185 and are worth it.

ETA Life without a little risk is not much of a life

Posted: 8/21/2017 10:36:02 AM EST

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I wouldn't bareback it but Id hit that shit a few times. I bet she cleans up nice. Some valid points earlier...no meth, no poontang from this one.

Posted: 8/21/2017 10:37:54 AM EST

[#23]

She looks like a freak.

Do it and send nudes!

Posted: 8/21/2017 10:41:50 AM EST

[#24]

No a man fighter

Posted: 8/21/2017 10:50:31 AM EST

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I wouldn't bareback it but Id hit that shit a few times. I bet she cleans up nice. Some valid points earlier...no meth, no poontang from this one.

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She's six feet, five inches tall. Michelle Obama size.

Posted: 8/21/2017 10:59:07 AM EST

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See those eyebrows? That's nature's warning symbol for "danger". Like black and yellow on wasps, or that red hourglass.

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^LOL That's funny as hell..

Posted: 8/21/2017 11:31:57 AM EST

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Only a couple meth sores on her face. What's the worst that could happen?
Go for it.

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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:39:38 AM EST

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I mean if hooking up with meth heads and intravenous drug users is your thing go for it.

Posted: 8/21/2017 11:40:16 AM EST

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What am o liable for it I bail her out

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Visit from Dog Chapman and wife Beth and you better help find her.

Posted: 8/21/2017 11:41:14 AM EST

[#30]

What is this? Something like pet rescue from a shelter?

Posted: 8/21/2017 11:46:07 AM EST

[#31]

Fo. Pick up a box of condoms and anything that says antibacterial in the cleaning aisle.

Posted: 8/21/2017 11:46:14 AM EST

[#32]

Well this way...if she shows up for court you get your money back.

Also you won't get any harrassing calls from the humane society when you cut her loose.

Posted: 8/21/2017 11:46:25 AM EST

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This is an amusing thread... I want to say GO FOR IT and post pics!!!

but.... I'd leave her in there. sometimes it takes an event like this to get a person with issues on track. I've seen addicts/alcoholics end up in a solid recovery after they had enough, jail and the following events in her life may just get her on track or save someone else's life. Leave her in there.

Dude just go jerk off.... it's better for society, her, and you.

Posted: 8/21/2017 12:03:42 PM EST

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Umm, where'd Chase go?

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Somewhere different than his kidneys?

Posted: 8/21/2017 12:07:25 PM EST

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This thread has sooo much potential

Posted: 8/21/2017 2:15:30 PM EST

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^LOL That's funny as hell..

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See those eyebrows? That's nature's warning symbol for "danger". Like black and yellow on wasps, or that red hourglass.

^LOL That's funny as hell..

Posted: 8/21/2017 2:32:11 PM EST

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And make sure you take her back to your place. It'll make her feel more relaxed. And let her know where you live.

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Also if she spends the night be sure to give her the combination to your gun safe that way in case there's a home invasion she can help out

Posted: 8/21/2017 2:42:01 PM EST

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With what? Soap? Bleach? Penicillin?

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Probably cleans up nice

With what? Soap? Bleach? Penicillin?

pressure washer......

Posted: 8/21/2017 2:46:16 PM EST

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@chase45,

Youre in Iowa? If so, she might be meh. Listen, Get some go penicillin shots (cuz judging by the pic you can't be too careful), and you'll be fine.

Posted: 8/21/2017 2:49:51 PM EST

[#40]

looks like early stage meth user

Posted: 8/21/2017 2:50:26 PM EST

[#41]

OP really wants to feel the burn

#1 She siad she loves me but why's it burn when I pee!

#2 Whats the gallon of gas for?

Posted: 8/21/2017 2:58:14 PM EST

[#42]

wanna get pancakes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgrzZUTQoX8

Posted: 8/21/2017 2:59:42 PM EST

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I used to work with an old hippy dude and he told me every young man needs a tweeker girl friend for atleast a few nights in his life

Never had one though and I don't plan to as I am happily married

Posted: 8/21/2017 3:05:16 PM EST

[#44]

I'd let her beat me.

Posted: 8/21/2017 3:31:18 PM EST

[#45]

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Sure, bail 'er out!

That way when they let her out, she can look at you like a creep, tell you to fuck off and get away and go straight back to the shithead (the other shithead, not you) who beat her in the first place.

Brilliant plan! What could go wrong?

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Good possibility of this.

Although, on the other hand, she does look like a guaranteed lay after a few shots of crown and maybe a couple lines.

Go for it Chase, if nothing else, you'll have a great story for the grandkids.

"And that, junior, is why it still burns when I pee."