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My dad “wasn’t supposed” to be chewing. When I was in 9th grade, my mom was washing my clothes and found a pack of redman in a camo jacket pocket. She raked me over, giving me the what for and going on and on about me chewing.
Now my dad was not a cool tempered man, he would fly hot and he was hard on us. If this had been MY tobacco, he would have been all over me. But…He was uncharacteristically calm, just stood there, listening to my mom, nodding his head in agreement with her, talking about, “son, you’re getting to the age where you going to want to try things like this…..” I’m thinking to myself, I’m gonna keep my mouth shut to keep you out of the hot seat. He never did repay me for that. |
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Dude walked outta Walmarts as I was walking in.
Immediately pulled his mask down and lit a cigarette. Like ok my ghey. |
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Quoted: Went to get cigarettes and never came back????? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I don’t read gud Skool in the south is strange My teacher dipped My dad dipped. My dad chewed redman or Levi Garrett Went to get cigarettes and never came back????? Panoolied!!! |
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Quoted: My dad “wasn’t supposed” to be chewing. When I was in 9th grade, my mom was washing my clothes and found a pack of redman in a camo jacket pocket. She raked me over, giving me the what for and going on and on about me chewing. Now my dad was not a cool tempered man, he would fly hot and he was hard on us. If this had been MY tobacco, he would have been all over me. But…He was uncharacteristically calm, just stood there, listening to my mom, nodding his head in agreement with her, talking about, “son, you’re getting to the age where you going to want to try things like this…..” I’m thinking to myself, I’m gonna keep my mouth shut to keep you out of the hot seat. He never did repay me for that. View Quote It would have been way worse from my mom if she would have caught me with dip or smokes when I was in school. That's why I started on my 18th birthday and hid it for years. |
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Quoted: My bride got a honey crisp macchiato thing from Starbucks the other day. It was gooooooood. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Wodstock's white girl coffee https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/334993/744C95EF-2CBC-494C-AF86-5D86EB81BA1D_jpe-2089835.JPG My bride got a honey crisp macchiato thing from Starbucks the other day. It was gooooooood. |
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Quoted: It would have been way worse from my mom if she would have caught me with dip or smokes when I was in school. That's why I started on my 18th birthday and hid it for years. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: My dad “wasn’t supposed” to be chewing. When I was in 9th grade, my mom was washing my clothes and found a pack of redman in a camo jacket pocket. She raked me over, giving me the what for and going on and on about me chewing. Now my dad was not a cool tempered man, he would fly hot and he was hard on us. If this had been MY tobacco, he would have been all over me. But…He was uncharacteristically calm, just stood there, listening to my mom, nodding his head in agreement with her, talking about, “son, you’re getting to the age where you going to want to try things like this…..” I’m thinking to myself, I’m gonna keep my mouth shut to keep you out of the hot seat. He never did repay me for that. It would have been way worse from my mom if she would have caught me with dip or smokes when I was in school. That's why I started on my 18th birthday and hid it for years. IM incoming!! |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Wodstock's white girl coffee https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/334993/744C95EF-2CBC-494C-AF86-5D86EB81BA1D_jpe-2089835.JPG My bride got a honey crisp macchiato thing from Starbucks the other day. It was gooooooood. She’s white, from the south, has a doctorate degree, and was driving a Tahoe Premier…I’m fairly certain the coffee was free and the $6.28 went complete to privilege taxes. |
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If my bitch of a first wife didn't have custody. |
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Quoted: Anyway, no lunch for me today. But I had fun treating STDs, broken dicks, dog bite victims, more STDs, and the dude who caught a machete with his cranium. I had to use my singsong Bob Ross soothing voice to talk him through the lac repair without him flipping his shot and struggling like a fish on a line. An hour and a half of non-stop jabbering in lilting monotone. View Quote Sounds like a great day |
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Quoted: Good gawd https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/191040/Screenshot_2021-09-13-18-34-50-319-2089639.jpg View Quote No thanks. |
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Quoted: Never used tobacco View Quote Another fun night. I saw a spec for CAT 6A cable on some paperwork. Never heard of it before. OK, I haven't pulled wire lately and I'm sure I'm otherwise up to date..... Well, what they want is what they're gonna get. Celine Dion – Because You Loved Me Celine Dion Because You Loved Me |
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Quoted: Smart. Probly not a day goes by that I don't miss smoking at least once. Gonna start again in 2049 if they still sell cigarettes then. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Never used tobacco Smart. Probly not a day goes by that I don't miss smoking at least once. Gonna start again in 2049 if they still sell cigarettes then. Why 2049? |
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