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Link Posted: 9/13/2021 6:14:44 PM EDT
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Fuck yo couch?
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Something looks... swollen.
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 6:15:11 PM EDT
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Another crazy day.
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 6:19:13 PM EDT
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I'm still in.
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 6:23:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/13/2021 6:26:50 PM EDT
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It’s funny that everyone assumes the individual wasn’t white.
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Been a hell of a day.

Protip: if you’re going to do things that result in someone chopping your head open with a machete, don’t squeal like a little bitch when the docs start sewing you up.

These things happen, but you can't judge other cultures from your Caucasian, eurocentric perspective.

Check your privilege.

It’s funny that everyone assumes the individual wasn’t white.

Sorry, foster care training I had to do in May. The stuff I had to sit through y'all tried to tell me to take PTO to miss on a required zoom call for volunteering

Poverty culture and abuse culture are things, and family reunification should always be the primary goal
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 6:28:12 PM EDT
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If it makes you feel better, dude wasn’t white.
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 6:29:14 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/13/2021 6:31:42 PM EDT
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Linoleum.  
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 6:35:40 PM EDT
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He legit told my cousin that he would break his other knee.
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You ain't got a hair on your balls if you don't.

He legit told my cousin that he would break his other knee.

Link Posted: 9/13/2021 6:36:20 PM EDT
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Probably never used that tone with the crack-head.
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 6:36:53 PM EDT
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We have the NRA supporting the lawsuit against NYS... so, that means it'll fail, and nothing will change.

Have to get your CCW before being able to buy a handgun, which takes, depending on who you know and what county you're in, 2-18 months.  Judges have been issuing illegal "restricted" permits in some counties (not mine, afaik), that restrict you to hunting, or target shooting, or both, or business.  But, after talking to a trooper this weekend, he brought up a good point.  Outside of the county that it was issued in (and signed off by the judge), the restrictions are unenforceable.  I was talking with him for a few hours, and I like his views on a lot of things.

One of the interesting things he mentioned, is how he'd handle a traffic stop, and if he saw an AR (an obviously non-compliant one) in the back seat.  He said he'd just "suggest that they register it" only because it was doing his "due diligence", but he would be telling them telepathically, "no, don't register it".  
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But mu Tay-has



*We still have Pistol Purchase Permits required in NC

We have the NRA supporting the lawsuit against NYS... so, that means it'll fail, and nothing will change.

Have to get your CCW before being able to buy a handgun, which takes, depending on who you know and what county you're in, 2-18 months.  Judges have been issuing illegal "restricted" permits in some counties (not mine, afaik), that restrict you to hunting, or target shooting, or both, or business.  But, after talking to a trooper this weekend, he brought up a good point.  Outside of the county that it was issued in (and signed off by the judge), the restrictions are unenforceable.  I was talking with him for a few hours, and I like his views on a lot of things.

One of the interesting things he mentioned, is how he'd handle a traffic stop, and if he saw an AR (an obviously non-compliant one) in the back seat.  He said he'd just "suggest that they register it" only because it was doing his "due diligence", but he would be telling them telepathically, "no, don't register it".  

My kind of cop
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 6:37:56 PM EDT
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It would be nice if things just came to you.  Like instead of an ice cream truck driving around the neighborhood, what if there was a gun store truck?
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I guess even Texans have to search for things now and then.
It would be nice if things just came to you.  Like instead of an ice cream truck driving around the neighborhood, what if there was a gun store truck?

BNR's Guns-n-Stuffs Truck brings all the boogbois to the yard!
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 6:38:40 PM EDT
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I want to go home now. I got crass to cut.
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I need to do that

Don't have the energy yet
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 6:39:26 PM EDT
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It appears ready for a gang bang
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 6:40:40 PM EDT
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Yep
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 6:53:18 PM EDT
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I took a shower and now I feel good.
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 6:58:50 PM EDT
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I need to get a shower before going to bed tonight
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 7:01:16 PM EDT
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Anyway, no lunch for me today.

But I had fun treating STDs, broken dicks, dog bite victims, more STDs, and the dude who caught a machete with his cranium. I had to use my singsong Bob Ross soothing voice to talk him through the lac repair without him flipping his shot and struggling like a fish on a line. An hour and a half of non-stop jabbering in lilting monotone.
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 7:20:17 PM EDT
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I need to do that

Don't have the energy yet
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I want to go home now. I got crass to cut.

I need to do that

Don't have the energy yet

Finished with grass. Rum now
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 7:21:30 PM EDT
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Anyway, no lunch for me today.

But I had fun treating STDs, broken dicks, dog bite victims, more STDs, and the dude who caught a machete with his cranium. I had to use my singsong Bob Ross soothing voice to talk him through the lac repair without him flipping his shot and struggling like a fish on a line. An hour and a half of non-stop jabbering in lilting monotone.
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Do you use a local on a head injury like that?
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 7:21:56 PM EDT
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Super ready for supper, I know that much
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 7:27:28 PM EDT
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Do you use a local on a head injury like that?
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Anyway, no lunch for me today.

But I had fun treating STDs, broken dicks, dog bite victims, more STDs, and the dude who caught a machete with his cranium. I had to use my singsong Bob Ross soothing voice to talk him through the lac repair without him flipping his shot and struggling like a fish on a line. An hour and a half of non-stop jabbering in lilting monotone.

Do you use a local on a head injury like that?

Plus conscious sedation
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 7:29:51 PM EDT
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All that sounds no fun.
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 7:30:10 PM EDT
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I think I might rather a machete to the dome than a busted dick
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 7:33:59 PM EDT
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Just make sure it’s fatal

Kthx
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 7:34:00 PM EDT
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Finished with grass. Rum now
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I want to go home now. I got crass to cut.

I need to do that

Don't have the energy yet

Finished with grass. Rum now

Wanna come cut mine?

I'll even provide pre, during, and post cutting rum.
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 7:34:21 PM EDT
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Wanna come cut mine?

I'll even provide pre, during, and post cutting rum.
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I want to go home now. I got crass to cut.

I need to do that

Don't have the energy yet

Finished with grass. Rum now

Wanna come cut mine?

I'll even provide pre, during, and post cutting rum.

Sure man, anytime
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 7:37:05 PM EDT
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Good gawd
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 7:37:31 PM EDT
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Anyway, no lunch for me today.

But I had fun treating STDs, broken dicks, dog bite victims, more STDs, and the dude who caught a machete with his cranium. I had to use my singsong Bob Ross soothing voice to talk him through the lac repair without him flipping his shot and struggling like a fish on a line. An hour and a half of non-stop jabbering in lilting monotone.
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Were the dog bites in self defense from dogs trying to avoid catching STDs?
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 7:39:03 PM EDT
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Wanna come cut mine?

I'll even provide pre, during, and post cutting rum.
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Doesn't your HOA make you cut grass with scissors and a ruler?
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 7:44:54 PM EDT
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Super ready for supper, I know that much
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Cheesesteaks
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 7:45:35 PM EDT
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Cheesesteaks
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Super ready for supper, I know that much

Cheesesteaks

Taco salad
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 7:46:20 PM EDT
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Sure man, anytime
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I want to go home now. I got crass to cut.

I need to do that

Don't have the energy yet

Finished with grass. Rum now

Wanna come cut mine?

I'll even provide pre, during, and post cutting rum.

Sure man, anytime

You're hired!
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 7:46:42 PM EDT
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Doesn't your HOA make you cut grass with scissors and a ruler?
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Wanna come cut mine?

I'll even provide pre, during, and post cutting rum.
Doesn't your HOA make you cut grass with scissors and a ruler?

I don't live in a neighborhood with an HOA
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 8:00:19 PM EDT
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Meatballs n salad
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Meatballs are required when tossing a salad.
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 8:05:31 PM EDT
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Hiya fellas
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I think I might rather a machete to the dome than a busted dick
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Either way, you’re not using your wanker for a while
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 8:05:50 PM EDT
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sausage, green beans, corn on the cob
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 8:06:18 PM EDT
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Anyway, no lunch for me today.

But I had fun treating STDs, broken dicks, dog bite victims, more STDs, and the dude who caught a machete with his cranium. I had to use my singsong Bob Ross soothing voice to talk him through the lac repair without him flipping his shot and struggling like a fish on a line. An hour and a half of non-stop jabbering in lilting monotone.
Were the dog bites in self defense from dogs trying to avoid catching STDs?

Would have been a more interesting story if they were.
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 8:08:20 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/13/2021 8:10:35 PM EDT
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Fax me some leftovers?
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Fax me some leftovers?
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Fax me some leftovers?

There are none.  
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 8:14:21 PM EDT
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Hey Ralph.  I heard a story from my dad the other day.  One of my great uncles apparently flew in b-24s.  It was shoot down, broke in half on the way down, and only 2 guys survived, they were on opposing far ends of the plane.  One was my great uncle.  That’s most all he could recall about this.  Have you heard of such before?
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There are none.  
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Fax me some leftovers?

There are none.  

Link Posted: 9/13/2021 8:18:22 PM EDT
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Hey Ralph.  I heard a story from my dad the other day.  One of my great uncles apparently flew in b-24s.  It was shoot down, broke in half on the way down, and only 2 guys survived, they were on opposing far ends of the plane.  One was my great uncle.  That’s most all he could recall about this.  Have you heard of such before?
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Terrible. I'm glad at least a couple survived.

No, not that story in particular. Thousands of American heavy bombers were shot down in the war. There ones who made it home were very lucky.

Three out of the original ten man crew my grandfather shipped out with came home.
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 8:19:45 PM EDT
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Yogurt w granola
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Wow, 3 out of 10.  Thats wild.  If I find out more I’ll let you know. I want to find out who he flew with and such.
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