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Link Posted: 3/14/2016 4:00:57 PM EDT
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LOL

I wish it was.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 4:11:13 PM EDT
[#2]
I text the wife and she text back " mmmhummm"

I think that must be code for " hell yes im giving you one tonight"!

Link Posted: 3/14/2016 4:14:20 PM EDT
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I text the wife and she text back " mmmhummm"

I think that must be code for " hell yes im giving you one tonight"!

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Sounds more like she had her mouth full...
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 4:15:33 PM EDT
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Sounds more like she had her mouth full...
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I text the wife and she text back " mmmhummm"

I think that must be code for " hell yes im giving you one tonight"!



Sounds more like she had her mouth full...


Well she did get  nice raise last month from her female boss...
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 4:16:23 PM EDT
[#5]
Mine asked if I'm picking up steak.



I told her it depended on whether she was just gonna eat the steak and go to sleep or not.






Link Posted: 3/14/2016 5:05:23 PM EDT
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Good to know not everyone has a drab and miserable marriage.
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I sent the UD link to my wife.
This was her response

"Get the steak, I'll blow. "




Good to know not everyone has a drab and miserable marriage.


Yessir
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 5:15:08 PM EDT
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Set one month after Valentine's Day, it is a romantic holiday of sorts for men.

No cards, chocolate, flowers, or movies.  No complicated plans or conversations about feelings.  Just a nice, juicy Steak accompanied by some enthusiastic oral shenanigans.


From Urban Dictionary:

Steak and a Blowjob Day


So if your woman has a good sense of humor, today would be the appropriate time to say something charming and witty like "It's Steak and a Blowjob Day, and we're all out of Steak"  
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With Pi for dessert.




Link Posted: 3/14/2016 5:21:20 PM EDT
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Mine asked if I'm picking up steak.

I told her it depended on whether she was just gonna eat the steak and go to sleep or not.

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You are doing it wrong:

Link Posted: 3/14/2016 5:22:35 PM EDT
[#9]
I have a woman I know bringing some steaks over tonight
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 5:51:43 PM EDT
[#10]
I picked up a nice Rib-eye for tonight.

Wifey has been out of town for almost two weeks and is not due back yet.  

Link Posted: 3/14/2016 10:24:46 PM EDT
[#11]
Just had a juicy ribeye I cooked on the grill.

Going to send her a link to this thread.

Cross your fingers for me.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 10:27:36 PM EDT
[#12]
New York Strip has been consumed. No word on second half of the day.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 10:29:38 PM EDT
[#13]
Pi day generally gets better results at work.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 10:33:38 PM EDT
[#14]
Already had smoked pork loin for dinner. I'll mark the calendar for next year.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 10:50:02 PM EDT
[#15]
Well I got the steak but I'm married so oh well
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 11:09:40 PM EDT
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Mine acknowledged pi day but quickly fell off the radar when I mentioned this national holiday.
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Same thing here
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 11:12:38 PM EDT
[#17]
I forwarded the link to my wife hours ago.

She read it and weakly responded by mumbling, "Oh".

She's upstairs sleeping.

And that's that!
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 11:22:02 PM EDT
[#18]
not getting either today, wife just worked 12 hours, but not a big deal, can get either any time i want.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 11:26:14 PM EDT
[#19]
The Ides of March is Steak and BJ day in my house. Tomorrow we celebrate 25 years of marriage.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 11:31:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/14/2016 11:33:03 PM EDT
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Just had a juicy ribeye I cooked on the grill.

Going to send her a link to this thread.

Cross your fingers for me.
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Sucks ..... (when you have to quote yourself) .

No response . She went to bed, alone.



Link Posted: 3/14/2016 11:34:25 PM EDT
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The Ides of March is Steak and BJ day in my house. Tomorrow we celebrate 25 years of marriage.
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26 for me on the 17th.

Link Posted: 3/14/2016 11:34:59 PM EDT
[#23]
Sometimes you have to take matters in hand!
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 11:37:31 PM EDT
[#24]
Sorry I have that once or twice a week anyway.





and sometime I get the steak



A good wife gives her man a blowjob every week



 
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 11:57:21 PM EDT
[#25]
0 for 2 on that one.
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