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Link Posted: 12/2/2021 9:19:18 AM EDT
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When dudes take estrogen they have the potential to severely balloon up.
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 9:20:00 AM EDT
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COVID, Diabetes, heart failure, himself


Anyone taking bets on which one of the above will kill him first?
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You forgot fatty liver
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 9:22:14 AM EDT
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How does one gain dark weight?
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 9:32:37 AM EDT
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Eating ice cream by the gallon alone while watching reruns of when you got your balls chopped off.
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 9:35:06 AM EDT
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41% on the way.
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Any day now.  And who will they blame?
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 9:35:32 AM EDT
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Eating ice cream by the gallon alone while watching reruns of when you got your balls chopped off.
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How does one gain dark weight?

Eating ice cream by the gallon alone while watching reruns of when you got your balls chopped off.
Like Dave Chappelle said "Don't need it!"
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 9:41:16 AM EDT
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Is Jizz really a "star"? Cause I'm thinking not. I've never heard of it.
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 9:48:53 AM EDT
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Start wearing clothes with a different pattern & style on each side; start self identifying as 2 people.

Problem solved, now both of them are a healthy & attractive weight again!

(Makes about as much sense as what the loon has done thus far)
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 10:03:42 AM EDT
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Too fat for me.
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 10:44:58 AM EDT
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You have a problem with a guy having his penis removed? He’s a chick, you assholes. God screwed up and made him a dude, but luckily we have the technology to fix God’s mistake.

Why couldn’t he just be a drag queen? Well, for one, he needs to feel a penis inside him. No, his butt doesn’t count. He needs to feel a penis go in and out of his vagina—you know, like all women crave. That feeling of having your vagina hammered. It’s a primal urge, and to deny some woman this feeling just because she’s a dude is downright barbaric.

The only thing more normal than castrating yourself and taking tons of hormones to grow tits is chopping them off. Women who get double mastectomies and then have their vaginas turned inside out are just righting God’s wrong. How dare you have a problem with that?

I kid. I kid. Of course, it’s unusual. We aren’t blind. We see there are no old trannies. They die of drug overdoses and suicide way before they’re 40 and nobody notices because nobody knows them. They are mentally ill gays who need help, and that help doesn’t include being maimed by physicians. These aren’t women trapped in a man’s body. They are nuts trapped in a crazy person’s body. And ladies, if you’re a butch lesbian, you’re a lady with a lot of testosterone. Put a dick on a belt and screw your girlfriend. You don’t need to turn your vagina inside out. You’re not a man. You probably don’t even know what Turf Builder is. Ripping your vaginal canal out of your fly doesn’t mean you are going to start inventing shit and knowing how cement works.

By pretending this is all perfectly sane, we are enabling these poor bastards to mutilate themselves. To justify reassignment surgery is to allow mentally ill people to mutilate themselves. When your actions are getting people mutilated, you’re at war with them.

Link Posted: 12/2/2021 10:50:32 AM EDT
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Maybe he should try identifying as trans-slender.
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 10:50:36 AM EDT
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Jazzercise!

or

Jazz, Her Size!
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 10:51:38 AM EDT
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Dude, that's a dude.
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 10:52:48 AM EDT
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Eating ice cream by the gallon alone while watching reruns of when you got your balls chopped off.
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How does one gain dark weight?

Eating ice cream by the gallon alone while watching reruns of when you got your balls chopped off.


And people wonder why he/shes have a 40% suicide rate.
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 10:59:53 AM EDT
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If mrs kool aid Abrams had a baby.
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 11:01:25 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/2/2021 11:06:44 AM EDT
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It is tragic.  Mental health professionals should deal with the mental issue first rather than saying it is just fine.
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 11:24:03 AM EDT
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If she gains a few more pounds @midcap might be interested!
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@oldbutspry

Well she's above 180

still not totally convinced fem peen is not a peen though, seems sus

edit: apparantly she chopper the ole keilbasa off...still no go
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 11:24:51 AM EDT
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Midcap thread.
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bruh....she ain't even hot
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 11:40:23 AM EDT
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still not totally convinced fem peen is not a peen though, seems sus
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Link Posted: 12/2/2021 11:42:00 AM EDT
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Show will now be known as "I am Fat"
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Soon to change to "My 600lb life"
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 11:52:39 AM EDT
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Wow, that is so disgusting on so many levels
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 11:58:36 AM EDT
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Who?  Don't follow this crap
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 12:17:38 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/2/2021 12:17:45 PM EDT
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Greetings, fellow engineer.
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Sigh. This isn’t funny.

It’s not funny because it’s inaccurate - 5mm, 3-strand jute twine has a breaking strength as low as 100kg. Jazz is 234 pounds (106kg). That’s certainly not going to work for a dead drop. Even without accounting for kicking and squirming, you couldn’t even ensure strangulation.

I’d recommend something like this 3/8” Nylon, with a breaking strength of 2,300lb:

www.amazon.com/dp/B08DG9XZZ9

Greetings, fellow engineer.


Nope, just a software “engineer”.

I’m a smartass, though!
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 1:10:23 PM EDT
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https://altcensored.com/watch?v=99sv6vXE6Ro
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 1:18:29 PM EDT
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Too fat for me.
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Too fat for me.


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you goddamn fatphobic transphobic bigot
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 1:19:30 PM EDT
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You win the internet today.

Link Posted: 12/2/2021 1:21:36 PM EDT
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You win the internet today.

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Maybe he should try identifying as trans-slender.

You win the internet today.



I identify as trans-swole, I demand roidz and HGH

h00000nk
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 1:21:38 PM EDT
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Well the good news is he will only be fat until he kills himself.
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 3:26:20 PM EDT
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you goddamn fatphobic transphobic bigot
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I have a weight limit in my older age. I don’t need to break my hips letting a rhinoceros ride me. I stand 99% of my work day.
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 3:28:45 PM EDT
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Climbing out of a dark place on a wall of snickers using no hands?
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 3:31:34 PM EDT
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Butter on pasta?  Is that a thing?
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 3:34:24 PM EDT
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Never heard of him. Who in their everlovin right mind watches that shit anyway!
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 3:41:48 PM EDT
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So a fat guy?
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This.  They're a fat dude with chronic medial issues now.

The tech to pull this off doesn't exist and anyone encouraging nutty people to do it need to be tarred, feathered, and run out of town on a rail in the old school sense of the word.    Thousands and thousands have been conned into doing it and then offed themselves when the reality of the medical consequences set in.
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 3:45:50 PM EDT
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*His
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 4:14:10 PM EDT
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Suicide waiting to happen...
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 4:27:59 PM EDT
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Worst Bailey Jay ever
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 4:31:34 PM EDT
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Could be a tight end on the football team.
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Well...
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 4:31:48 PM EDT
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The sad reality is that people think they’re being compassionate by indulging severe mental illness.


Undergoing disfiguring medical procedures is a lifelong permanent scar of the mental illness from which there is no return.  


Sad.
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Well said.
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 4:35:55 PM EDT
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So he got neutered, and is taking hormones.

I wonder if he’s grass fed or corn finished.
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 4:38:40 PM EDT
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Where are all the wooden artifacts GD always post in these things, eh? Members here post these wooden screws, plows etc. Where are they now???
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 4:39:23 PM EDT
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Huh.  Perhaps removing important hormonal organs and taking mystery science cocktail juice is somehow bad?  Who knew that trusting the science could go wrong.
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 4:40:42 PM EDT
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I wonder how it acquired those tits and I wonder if it had its dick chopped off yet. Fuckin freaks.  
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Massive hormone replacement starting pre-puberty, which then caused d**k removal problems. But it was done anyway. Yes, the whole thing was/is a trainwreck.

Can anyone really be surprised that this kid needs emotional therapy?
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 4:44:53 PM EDT
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It’s the lazy person’s pasta aglio e olio.
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 4:51:24 PM EDT
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Worst Bailey Jay ever
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Link Posted: 12/2/2021 4:59:41 PM EDT
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I mean, if you break it down, that's basically my shrimp scampi recipe.
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 5:07:03 PM EDT
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If U gonna try and be a lady...at least look like a lady

Link Posted: 12/2/2021 5:37:15 PM EDT
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In before the I am "Jazz" err Size jokes?

ETA: FUCK! Nope. Only read page 1. Here it is on page 3....of course.
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 5:53:37 PM EDT
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So a fat guy?
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A fat guy with faux fun-hole where "her" wonder-wand used to be.
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