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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Where can I study these professions? I have known met people who were tenured professors of ice cream, and I personally know a tenure professor of turf (at major universities). Supposedly there's a professorship of wine at Cornell. That would be awesome. "Hey everyone, I'm off to France to do some research for a few months" My Dad taught Turf Management, although he was a professor in the Plant and Soils department. I also took wines at Cornell, and the professor was very good at his job, which was definitely a sweet gig. He had visited essentially every major wine region in the world. It was actually one of the more useful classes I took... 2 of the people in my department are doing their thesis work on optimizing site selection criteria for vineyards. let's hear it for liquid geography! oh, and since i've been freeloading... |
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I lost so bad on the first one |
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"Approximately" two lobsters? |
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"Approximately" two lobsters? Contents may settle during shipping. |
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"Approximately" two lobsters? Sometimes they escape and Amazon can't be held responsible for that. I mean, they have claws and shit. |
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What I was thinking too |
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Nah. Her tits are bigger. |
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Quoted: Pics or Nah. Her tits are bigger. |
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<a href="http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/96/owned1786.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2981/owned1786.jpg</a> <a href="http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/132/thisguy6560.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/572/thisguy6560.jpg</a> Strange how the "All new Focus" has unmatched tires. |
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<a href="http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/96/owned1786.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2981/owned1786.jpg</a> <a href="http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/132/thisguy6560.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/572/thisguy6560.jpg</a> Strange how the "All new Focus" has unmatched tires. It's a demo stunt car, they destroy wheels and tires all the time. |
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Um... don't be so sure. Some of us might have similar stories to tell. |
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ummm, no Spiders don't give birth. They lay eggs. Fake. the babies ride on the mothers back for a while though... thats what was going on. not fake. |
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Add this to the list of crazy shit women do.
/edit: can't seem to in-bed it for some reason. Here's the Link. |
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I had made it for many pages with nary a chuckle and then lost it hard. |
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No no, you miss the point. Volvo designed a car especially for women, with a split headrest to accommodate a pony tail and a bolted down hood because women aren't interested in the engine and weren't going to do their own maintenance. Locating the parking brake handle in the middle of the seat is just one of the features. Subaru has a similar option - it mounts a socket on the steering wheel so the car can be steered with a Pelvic Mounted Semi-Anatomical Insertion Device.. |
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