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Link Posted: 5/27/2022 9:44:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/27/2022 9:46:14 PM EDT
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Gather up all my guns, go to the local strip club, and begin my reign as warlord.
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 9:48:12 PM EDT
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If I'm at Walmart I fill the bottom tray of the cart with deep cycle batteries, then line the bottom of the cart itself with NiMh rechargeable batteries, then fill th rest with rice, beans, sone spam and pike the top high with bouillon cubes and seasoning blends.

You got to make the squirrel and coyote meat taste decent.  
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 9:48:35 PM EDT
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Trick question. You couldn’t buy a grocery cart full of groceries in 30 minutes these days.
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 9:49:35 PM EDT
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the local strip club doesn't have your post apocalyptic harem of soccer moms, bud.
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 9:50:15 PM EDT
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Toilet paper, duh.


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Link Posted: 5/27/2022 9:51:20 PM EDT
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the four food groups we need:  caffeine, sugar, grease, and nicotine.
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Grid down scenario? You and I best be stocking up on Red Bull.

I reckon we'z fixin to be busy.
the four food groups we need:  caffeine, sugar, grease, and nicotine.


Basically what fuels my life.
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 9:57:08 PM EDT
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WTF would you go to Turkey for?
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Is this Chernobyl a thousand miles away and I'll lose power, or is it in my town and I'm at risk for radiation?

Cuz if the latter I'm leaving the grocery store, grabbing my GTFO stuff and heading north.


WTF would you go to Turkey for?


I live in Texas when I'm not working, but now that I think about it, my alternatives from here kinda suck. I guess I could do Kuwait
Link Posted: 5/28/2022 8:59:20 AM EDT
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Spend a few minutes having great sex with my wife.

Then grab bug out kits.

Get neighbor to help me load action packers into bed of truck.

Grab Jack Russell

Cell phone chargers

Hoist rebel flag

Lower garage door and relax.
Link Posted: 5/28/2022 9:17:03 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/28/2022 9:32:30 AM EDT
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Neither does wally world, just fatties in 3 sizes too small tights.
I'm going women shopping at target
Link Posted: 5/28/2022 9:33:08 AM EDT
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Top shelf of Bourbon aisle for bottom layer.

Middle layer quality chocolate

Top layer whole bean coffee

Link Posted: 5/28/2022 9:35:46 AM EDT
[#13]
Gonna get some crack, and smoke it with the hos out back, yo.

Link Posted: 5/28/2022 9:37:10 AM EDT
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Neither does wally world, just fatties in 3 sizes too small tights.
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trader joe's and whole foods have a fine selection has well.
Link Posted: 5/28/2022 9:39:25 AM EDT
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Canned goods and twinkies, even the new ones will keep for 10,000 years.
Link Posted: 5/28/2022 9:40:02 AM EDT
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Beer.
Link Posted: 5/28/2022 9:47:29 AM EDT
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Canned goods and twinkies, even the new ones will keep for 10,000 years.
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as illustrated in the wall-e documentary.


Link Posted: 5/28/2022 9:48:22 AM EDT
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Condoms because everyone is F'd
Link Posted: 5/28/2022 9:57:45 AM EDT
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Soup
Spam
Canned veggies
Cannd fruit
Peanut butter
Honey
Coffee
Granola
Rice
Beans
Salt
Sugar
Vinegar
TP
Batteries
Toothpaste/tooth brush
wet wipes
Vitamins
Advil/Tylenol
Eye drops
Sudafed
Rubbing Alcohol
Omeprazole
Cough drops
Link Posted: 5/28/2022 10:02:29 AM EDT
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I keep expecting OP to come back with:

"Ok everyone, good lists.  Now go buy all that stuff TODAY instead of waiting for an emergency..."

Link Posted: 5/28/2022 10:06:00 AM EDT
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Is there a reason why the OP uses "U" in the title instead of "You" ???
Link Posted: 5/28/2022 10:06:46 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/28/2022 10:08:12 AM EDT
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Im hitting the batteries aisle, bleach, medicine aisle, candles,  jerky, canned food, rice and beans
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Similar for me
Link Posted: 5/28/2022 10:10:11 AM EDT
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I would stop the shop and get home immediately. Without knowing whether I have to unass the area, I'm not wasting critical time panic shopping for supplies at the last moment.

At that point, if you don't have enough, you don't have enough.
Link Posted: 5/28/2022 10:12:38 AM EDT
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I'm impregnating every woman within a. 10 foot radius. Impregnating, with extreme prejudice.
Link Posted: 5/28/2022 10:13:38 AM EDT
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Like Chernobyl  meltdown soon or something you know will fuck up power/supplies/ etc. Real apocalypse type scenario.  

You're at the grocery store. You can get one cart of anything. Prolbably the last time you'll see a stocked shelf that hasnt been looted.

What do you fill your cart with from the grocery store?

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I abandon cart and go home. There's nothing I need in that 30 minutes.

I'm prepared.

Link Posted: 5/28/2022 12:47:28 PM EDT
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I don’t need anything, .
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Like Chernobyl  meltdown soon or something you know will fuck up power/supplies/ etc. Real apocalypse type scenario.  

You're at the grocery store. You can get one cart of anything. Prolbably the last time you'll see a stocked shelf that hasnt been looted.

What do you fill your cart with from the grocery store?



I don’t need anything, .


Nothin to do with "need".
Even if fully prepped you can still fill that cart with high end booze, name brand cigarettes and chewing tobacco, batteries (preferably lithium and all of the different coin and button style), etc as trade goods/extras.
Link Posted: 5/28/2022 12:53:16 PM EDT
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rum,tequila,SPAM,bush baked beans and
little debbie snack cakes
Link Posted: 5/28/2022 1:01:30 PM EDT
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One of those paddle boards with the rubber band and ball attached.
One of those giant foam cowboy hats.

Just the essentials.
Link Posted: 5/28/2022 1:28:47 PM EDT
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All the lentils they have
All the long grain rice they have (parboiled is fine)
5 boxes of kosher or pickling salt
2 cans of sodium free salt (potassium chloride)
10 bottles of Flintstones vitamins
All the dried seaweed they have (asian section)
All the dried soups packets they have
1 bottle each of powdered spices
All the beef jerky and meat sticks they have
2 bottles of sunscreen
2 bags of cane sugar
5 bags of hard candies

If there is any room left in the cart, vodka, brandy, whiskey and tequila (repeat until cart is full)

Keep in mind there will likely be no payin the credit card either so use the fuck out of that and keep cash.
Link Posted: 5/28/2022 1:55:49 PM EDT
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One of those paddle boards with the rubber band and ball attached.
One of those giant foam cowboy hats.

Just the essentials.
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Defective.
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