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Posted: 11/12/2014 11:16:56 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Awesome idea, if you want more trash on your city streets As soon as they open it, out the car window it goes So basically, you're just indirectly littering |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 11:19:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: if you cut the cardboard box at the corners, then the box will fall apart when the paper is torn off Time to have a little Christmas fun!
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Posted: 11/12/2014 11:21:57 AM EDT
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Adds new meaning to "The Free Shit Army"
Oh, and POOP THREAD! |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 11:22:37 AM EDT
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if you cut the cardboard box at the corners, then the box will fall apart when the paper is torn off I like it. Make a large pyramid shaped structure inside the box as well before you load it with shit, so that the material is on a ramp. The paper rips, the box sides fall open, and gravity propels the shit outward. |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 11:23:39 AM EDT
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Don't have a dog or cat, but my 2 year old can fill a diaper very nicely. I think he and I will be doing a holiday project together.
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Posted: 11/12/2014 11:26:48 AM EDT
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Who's doing it this year? For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about... Fill a box with poop... Gift wrap said box... Place in truck bed... Park at Mall or walmart... Wait for "Gift" to disappear! 
I know a member or two did this last year... I'm just hoping someone does a hidden camera set-up this season! wrapping the morning dump now
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Posted: 11/12/2014 11:28:03 AM EDT
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Somebody needs to design a spring loaded box for this so shit gets everywhere. Have that one guys art class work on it. |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 11:33:17 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: When my mom was a kid they didn't wait for Christmas. They would take a box and wrap it in brown paper and attach a string to it. Then set it by the road and hide in the bushes holding the string. People would stop their car, get out, and bend over to pick up the box. At that point they would pull the box away using the string. Works any time of year. When my dad was in college a buddy of his would catch wild animals in a cage trap and put them in boxes and set them out by the road. Wouldn't it be a load a fun if a passenger opened up that box as you were driving down the road. Imagine a raccoon, opossum, porcupine, or skunk jumping out inside the car. Better yet, a badger or bobcat. |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 11:33:24 AM EDT
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Have that one guys art class work on it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Somebody needs to design a spring loaded box for this so shit gets everywhere. Have that one guys art class work on it. Balloon of coke inside a balloon of poop. Just need some way to get some mentos in there
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Posted: 11/12/2014 11:43:21 AM EDT
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Balloon of coke inside a balloon of poop. Just need some way to get some mentos in there Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Somebody needs to design a spring loaded box for this so shit gets everywhere. Have that one guys art class work on it. Balloon of coke inside a balloon of poop. Just need some way to get some mentos in there Now you're getting somewhere. Remember the hot potato-esque game SPLASHOUT? A pin inside the ball would be activated and pop the water balloon wheneven the timer ran out 
Wouldn't be very difficult to create a spring loaded pin that pops a surprise-filled balloon when the box flaps are opened. |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 11:45:53 AM EDT
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Now you're getting somewhere. Remember the hot potato-esque game SPLASHOUT? A pin inside the ball would be activated and pop the water balloon whenever the timer ran out http://www.rudelldesign.com/Products/splash%20out/BTTSplashOut.jpg Wouldn't be very difficult to create a spring loaded pin that pops a surprise-filled balloon when the box flaps are opened. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Somebody needs to design a spring loaded box for this so shit gets everywhere. Have that one guys art class work on it. Balloon of coke inside a balloon of poop. Just need some way to get some mentos in there Now you're getting somewhere. Remember the hot potato-esque game SPLASHOUT? A pin inside the ball would be activated and pop the water balloon whenever the timer ran out http://www.rudelldesign.com/Products/splash%20out/BTTSplashOut.jpg Wouldn't be very difficult to create a spring loaded pin that pops a surprise-filled balloon when the box flaps are opened. Hmmm, water balloon full of diet coke in that cage, surrounded by mentos, in a bag to keep it separate from the poop, then shove the whole thing into a trash bag full of the stuff. Pop the balloon, poop pop. |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 11:51:04 AM EDT
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Poop and hissing giant cockroaches.
Definitely would need to record:  |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 11:51:47 AM EDT
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I have a bucket with dog version of said item in my back yard if anyone wants it. Plus more scattered around perimeter ground cover.
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Posted: 11/12/2014 11:56:41 AM EDT
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Hmmm, water balloon full of diet coke in that cage, surrounded by mentos, in a bag to keep it separate from the poop, then shove the whole thing into a trash bag full of the stuff. Pop the balloon, poop pop. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Somebody needs to design a spring loaded box for this so shit gets everywhere. Have that one guys art class work on it. Balloon of coke inside a balloon of poop. Just need some way to get some mentos in there Now you're getting somewhere. Remember the hot potato-esque game SPLASHOUT? A pin inside the ball would be activated and pop the water balloon whenever the timer ran out http://www.rudelldesign.com/Products/splash%20out/BTTSplashOut.jpg Wouldn't be very difficult to create a spring loaded pin that pops a surprise-filled balloon when the box flaps are opened. Hmmm, water balloon full of diet coke in that cage, surrounded by mentos, in a bag to keep it separate from the poop, then shove the whole thing into a trash bag full of the stuff. Pop the balloon, poop pop. I was thinking more like a large balloon full of synthetic wild animal urine. Of the liquid or aerosol variety...depending how heavy/light you want the package to be. Or a Buck Bomb rigged to go off when the box is opened 
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Posted: 11/12/2014 11:58:57 AM EDT
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You guys know that you have stopped me from doing good because you're all jerks right?
In the past, I seen people leave phones and glasses cases and shit on their cars. I've taken their shit and left a note to have them call me, because I didn't want them to get their shit stolen. So if I saw your box of cat shit on the back of your truck, then I'd probably be inclined to put it in my trunk and leave a nice note on your car telling you to call me because you left your present out where it could get stolen, and I locked it in my trunk for safe keeping. Now I'm afraid of what you might have put in the box and having it sitting in my trunk stinking it up. You guys are great people! ETA - Christmas is the time where I, and other people who aren't total dicks try and do the most nice stuff of the whole year. Spreading the Christmas spirit, and trying to do well for others. Humanity must be exterminated. |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 12:01:40 PM EDT
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You guys know that you have stopped me from doing good because you're all jerks right? In the past, I seen people leave phones and glasses cases and shit on their cars. I've taken their shit and left a note to have them call me, because I didn't want them to get their shit stolen. So if I saw your box of cat shit on the back of your truck, then I'd probably be inclined to put it in my trunk and leave a nice note on your car telling you to call me because you left your present out where it could get stolen, and I locked it in my trunk for safe keeping. Now I'm afraid of what you might have put in the box and having it sitting in my trunk stinking it up. You guys are great people! Long as you don't open anything you should be reasonably okay. |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 12:12:28 PM EDT
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Long as you don't open anything you should be reasonably okay. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You guys know that you have stopped me from doing good because you're all jerks right? In the past, I seen people leave phones and glasses cases and shit on their cars. I've taken their shit and left a note to have them call me, because I didn't want them to get their shit stolen. So if I saw your box of cat shit on the back of your truck, then I'd probably be inclined to put it in my trunk and leave a nice note on your car telling you to call me because you left your present out where it could get stolen, and I locked it in my trunk for safe keeping. Now I'm afraid of what you might have put in the box and having it sitting in my trunk stinking it up. You guys are great people! Long as you don't open anything you should be reasonably okay. Yep, must be transport safe. |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 12:26:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I'm not handling feces. Thank you. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile  Sure, but wheres the fun in that? |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 12:34:31 PM EDT
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Hmm.... used condoms......hmm......
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Posted: 11/12/2014 12:37:45 PM EDT
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One of the reason to be a cat owner on ARFcom
The endless ways to watch someone to pick up a box of poop and clumped urine.
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Posted: 11/12/2014 12:41:16 PM EDT
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Needs more shit smeared on the outside of box before wrapping...
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Posted: 11/12/2014 12:47:10 PM EDT
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When my mom was a kid they didn't wait for Christmas. They would take a box and wrap it in brown paper and attach a string to it. Then set it by the road and hide in the bushes holding the string. People would stop their car, get out, and bend over to pick up the box. At that point they would pull the box away using the string. Works any time of year. When my dad was in college a buddy of his would catch wild animals in a cage trap and put them in boxes and set them out by the road. Wouldn't it be a load a fun if a passenger opened up that box as you were driving down the road. Imagine a raccoon, opossum, porcupine, or skunk jumping out inside the car. Better yet, a badger or bobcat. Had a couple buddies in high school that would tie a string to a scoop shovel. The old farmers would always stop for it. Until the old timer reached into his truck and blew it apart with his 12 ga. 
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Posted: 11/12/2014 12:51:09 PM EDT
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We do it all the time at work, just a bit different.
We go thru cordless drills like crazy. So, my guys get a new DeWalt, they take the drill and batteries and charger, skip the case. Fill case with crap. Put case back into it's factory cardboard Sleeve. Take case to local Home Depot parking lot. Put case on the bottom rack of a shopping cart. Sit back, wait. It won't be long now.......... |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 12:52:15 PM EDT
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You guys know that you have stopped me from doing good because you're all jerks right? In the past, I seen people leave phones and glasses cases and shit on their cars. I've taken their shit and left a note to have them call me, because I didn't want them to get their shit stolen. So if I saw your box of cat shit on the back of your truck, then I'd probably be inclined to put it in my trunk and leave a nice note on your car telling you to call me because you left your present out where it could get stolen, and I locked it in my trunk for safe keeping. Now I'm afraid of what you might have put in the box and having it sitting in my trunk stinking it up. You guys are great people! ETA - Christmas is the time where I, and other people who aren't total dicks try and do the most nice stuff of the whole year. Spreading the Christmas spirit, and trying to do well for others. Humanity must be exterminated. MYOB
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Posted: 11/12/2014 12:55:15 PM EDT
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Pretty sure I encountered one of these last year. A few days before Xmas I was at Walmart and in the parking lot was an old beater car with the trunk wide open, several gift bags and wrapped boxes visible.
I walked up to the trunk and shut it, then went about my day. |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 1:43:58 PM EDT
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Amateurs.....
Smear the outside of the box with dog shit(using a spade or trowel) before you wrap it. That way, they are almost guaranteed to get some on them.
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Posted: 11/12/2014 1:52:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Poop and hissing giant cockroaches. Definitely would need to record: |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 1:53:37 PM EDT
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Amateurs..... Smear the outside of the box with dog shit(using a spade or trowel) before you wrap it. That way, they are almost guaranteed to get some on them. Pretty sure an erupting volcano of feces and diet coke would accomplish that quite well
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Posted: 11/12/2014 1:53:54 PM EDT
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There is one member here that does this yearly and has even included pics of the present on the truck
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Posted: 11/12/2014 1:54:58 PM EDT
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Ah, the Mr. Hanky prank. Classic.
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Posted: 11/12/2014 1:55:57 PM EDT
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Needs more spring powered flinging when box is opened
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Posted: 11/12/2014 1:56:38 PM EDT
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If you leave it in your truck, make sure it's not somewhere you visit often. The next time the asshole sees your truck, you may get a surprise too.
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Posted: 11/12/2014 2:03:14 PM EDT
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The South Texas way is to catch a rattlesnake and remove the rattles before placing him in the box. It makes for a nice surprise.
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Posted: 11/12/2014 2:17:10 PM EDT
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You need Go Pro showing the perps
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Posted: 11/12/2014 2:18:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm not handling feces. Thank you. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 2:24:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm not handling feces. Thank you. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 2:30:38 PM EDT
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The South Texas way is to catch a rattlesnake and remove the rattles before placing him in the box. It makes for a nice surprise. ...I like. |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 2:31:01 PM EDT
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We do it all the time at work, just a bit different. We go thru cordless drills like crazy. So, my guys get a new DeWalt, they take the drill and batteries and charger, skip the case. Fill case with crap. Put case back into it's factory cardboard Sleeve. Take case to local Home Depot parking lot. Put case on the bottom rack of a shopping cart. Sit back, wait. It won't be long now.......... To be fair, some of us would likely take that case back in to the store and give it to customer service. |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 2:32:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm not handling feces. Thank you. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 2:52:06 PM EDT
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You know they make shovels. Heck I can even pick up a loaf with chopsticks. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm not handling feces. Thank you. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Ho...how do you know this?! 
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Posted: 11/12/2014 2:54:21 PM EDT
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Have not heard of this but am interested. Do I shit in the box or scoop dog shit into box? These are the things I need to know. Pretty sure there's a right way and a wrong way...
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Posted: 11/12/2014 2:54:21 PM EDT
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To be fair, some of us would likely take that case back in to the store and give it to customer service. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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We do it all the time at work, just a bit different. We go thru cordless drills like crazy. So, my guys get a new DeWalt, they take the drill and batteries and charger, skip the case. Fill case with crap. Put case back into it's factory cardboard Sleeve. Take case to local Home Depot parking lot. Put case on the bottom rack of a shopping cart. Sit back, wait. It won't be long now.......... To be fair, some of us would likely take that case back in to the store and give it to customer service. Haha then you would look like the would-be prankster.
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Posted: 11/12/2014 3:11:03 PM EDT
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I'm not handling feces. Thank you. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Ho...how do you know this?! You got a rare laugh out of me with this reply.
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Posted: 11/12/2014 3:20:26 PM EDT
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...my shit in a box!
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Posted: 11/12/2014 10:29:21 PM EDT
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I hear that I was wanted..
Yup, that's me. The Cat tootsie roll gift giver.. You guys need to decide which thread you want to run with this year.. As TwsitedSister had already stated this one.. And yes, I will be carrying on tradition by giving another gift this year. |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 10:43:19 PM EDT
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Somebody needs to design a spring loaded box for this so - LIQUID shit - gets everywhere.
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Posted: 11/12/2014 10:56:01 PM EDT
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My friend did this with a rat snake he caught.
He put it in a purse and put it in his yard but a few steps away from the curb. Soon enough a van came by, someone jumped out and grabbed it, and they took off. About a block away the van screeched to a halt and about five people jumped out the doors, windows etc. it was the funniest shit.
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Posted: 11/13/2014 10:07:59 AM EDT
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My friend did this with a rat snake he caught.
He put it in a purse and put it in his yard but a few steps away from the curb. Soon enough a van came by, someone jumped out and grabbed it, and they took off. About a block away the van screeched to a halt and about five people jumped out the doors, windows etc. it was the funniest shit.
Anybody busy rigging cameras and doing testing?
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Posted: 11/13/2014 10:11:12 AM EDT
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Rig with sprung poo flinging device that triggers when opened.
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Posted: 11/13/2014 10:16:31 AM EDT
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Pet store here sells live crickets, meal worms, etc for reptile food.
I'm sure someone on my Xmas list would love a box full of jumpy crawly snacks for their pet.... |
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