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Posted: 2/22/2019 8:27:14 PM EDT

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Posted: 2/22/2019 8:28:18 PM EDT

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Really great, until you realize that it only fires one round for every pull of the penis. (can't unsee).

Posted: 2/22/2019 8:31:38 PM EDT

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My 6 YO daughter would be down

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X2

Posted: 2/22/2019 8:33:34 PM EDT

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It possible, that's it.

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Is that even possible?

It possible, that's it.

Posted: 2/22/2019 8:34:38 PM EDT

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It’s awful. But i would love to show up to a carbine class with that

Posted: 2/22/2019 8:35:02 PM EDT

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Too gay for me

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Well done sir

Posted: 2/22/2019 8:35:18 PM EDT

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Is that even possible?

It possible, that's it.

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Literally gayer than two dudes fucking.

Posted: 2/22/2019 8:37:58 PM EDT

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Yep, but not as much as figure skating, it's somewhere in between

Posted: 2/22/2019 8:38:18 PM EDT

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This is how mpx owners view the scorpion

Posted: 2/22/2019 8:43:13 PM EDT

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Yep, but not as much as figure skating, it's somewhere in between

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Literally gayer than two dudes fucking.

Yep, but not as much as figure skating, it's somewhere in between

Figure skating is feminine, not gay.

There's a difference.

Women watch figure skating. It's a feminine sport. It's not homosexual

Posted: 2/22/2019 8:47:09 PM EDT

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This is how mpx owners view the scorpion

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*cough* copperhead *cough*

Posted: 2/22/2019 8:50:15 PM EDT

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*cough* copperhead *cough*

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This is how mpx owners view the scorpion

*cough* copperhead *cough*

Handled one of those the other day.

It's impressively small, feels smaller than an MP5K.

But somehow even uglier than this unicorn.

Posted: 2/22/2019 8:53:52 PM EDT

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Count my 8yo granddaughter in too. She'd love it.

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My 6 YO daughter would be down

Count my 8yo granddaughter in too. She'd love it.

I would buy one for my 6yo daughter.

Posted: 2/22/2019 9:01:48 PM EDT

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Looks like AI went tits up.

Posted: 2/22/2019 9:05:31 PM EDT

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Posted: 2/22/2019 9:19:53 PM EDT

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Shoulda made it face the other direction, shoot tracers and have deadly unicorn farts.

Posted: 2/22/2019 9:22:51 PM EDT

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Posted: 2/22/2019 9:26:57 PM EDT

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Not for me!! I want it:p

Posted: 2/22/2019 9:27:46 PM EDT

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My wife would love that damn thing..

Posted: 2/22/2019 9:29:47 PM EDT

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Posted: 2/22/2019 9:30:51 PM EDT

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Really great, until you realize that it only fires one round for every pull of the penis. (can't unsee).

https://i.gyazo.com/e73713917873fd0d66d34d65bb3bfb9a.jpg

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I would think it should have a double trigger then...

Posted: 2/22/2019 9:32:10 PM EDT

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Too gay for me

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Posted: 2/22/2019 9:35:52 PM EDT

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Red Faction: Armageddon - Unicorn Gun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EThVUIruEg0

Posted: 2/22/2019 9:36:40 PM EDT

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Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you the official rifle of AntiFa.

Posted: 2/22/2019 9:37:17 PM EDT

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My 6 YO daughter would be down

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My 4yo saw it and said, cool dad I want that!

Posted: 2/22/2019 9:37:31 PM EDT

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I would think it should have a double trigger then...

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Really great, until you realize that it only fires one round for every pull of the penis. (can't unsee).

https://i.gyazo.com/e73713917873fd0d66d34d65bb3bfb9a.jpg

I would think it should have a double trigger then...

If you touch the trigger enough does it go full auto?

Posted: 2/22/2019 10:00:15 PM EDT

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Figure skating is feminine, not gay.

There's a difference.

Women watch figure skating. It's a feminine sport. It's not homosexual

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Literally gayer than two dudes fucking.

Yep, but not as much as figure skating, it's somewhere in between

Figure skating is feminine, not gay.

There's a difference.

Women watch figure skating. It's a feminine sport. It's not homosexual

I'm gonna defer to The Pony on this one.

Posted: 2/22/2019 10:00:31 PM EDT

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I'd smash

Posted: 2/22/2019 10:02:59 PM EDT

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I'm gonna defer to The Pony on this one.

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Literally gayer than two dudes fucking.

Yep, but not as much as figure skating, it's somewhere in between

Figure skating is feminine, not gay.

There's a difference.

Women watch figure skating. It's a feminine sport. It's not homosexual

I'm gonna defer to The Pony on this one.

Figure skating is very physical. Especially the pairs. Technical as fuck.

And most of the girls are fucking asian/eurasian spinners.

I'm gonna side with whiskers. I like figure skating.

Posted: 2/22/2019 10:05:26 PM EDT

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Needs a Noveske Flaming Pig on the horn

Posted: 2/22/2019 10:07:57 PM EDT

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Figure skating is very physical. Especially the pairs. Technical as fuck.

And most of the girls are fucking asian/eurasian spinners.

I'm gonna side with whiskers. I like figure skating.

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Literally gayer than two dudes fucking.

Yep, but not as much as figure skating, it's somewhere in between

Figure skating is feminine, not gay.

There's a difference.

Women watch figure skating. It's a feminine sport. It's not homosexual

I'm gonna defer to The Pony on this one.

Figure skating is very physical. Especially the pairs. Technical as fuck.

And most of the girls are fucking asian/eurasian spinners.

I'm gonna side with whiskers. I like figure skating.

Whoah.

I didn't say I liked figure skating.

I said it's feminine. I appreciate the difficulty, but I'll just read the medal winners. I don't care for figure skating unless it's a us beating commies story. I'll never watch it live.

But I standby that it's feminine, not gay.

Posted: 2/22/2019 10:08:53 PM EDT

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Figure skating is feminine, not gay.

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Women watch figure skating. It's a feminine sport. It's not homosexual

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Figure skating is very physical. Especially the pairs. Technical as fuck.

And most of the girls are fucking asian/eurasian spinners.

I'm gonna side with whiskers. I like figure skating.

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did i ever say womens figure skating?

Posted: 2/22/2019 10:12:01 PM EDT

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Fpni

Posted: 2/22/2019 10:13:06 PM EDT

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did i ever say womens figure skating?

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Figure skating is feminine, not gay.

There's a difference.

Women watch figure skating. It's a feminine sport. It's not homosexual

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Figure skating is very physical. Especially the pairs. Technical as fuck.

And most of the girls are fucking asian/eurasian spinners.

I'm gonna side with whiskers. I like figure skating.

did i ever say womens figure skating?

Somebody has to lift the wimminz for flips and shit.

Men's figure skating probably does more flips solo. Still feminine, but not gay.

Posted: 2/22/2019 10:13:07 PM EDT

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did i ever say womens figure skating?

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Figure skating is feminine, not gay.

There's a difference.

Women watch figure skating. It's a feminine sport. It's not homosexual

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Figure skating is very physical. Especially the pairs. Technical as fuck.

And most of the girls are fucking asian/eurasian spinners.

I'm gonna side with whiskers. I like figure skating.

did i ever say womens figure skating?

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Literally gayer than two dudes fucking.

Yep, but not as much as figure skating, it's somewhere in between

Figure skating is feminine, not gay.

There's a difference.

Women watch figure skating. It's a feminine sport. It's not homosexual

I'm gonna defer to The Pony on this one.

Figure skating is very physical. Especially the pairs. Technical as fuck.

And most of the girls are fucking asian/eurasian spinners.

I'm gonna side with whiskers. I like figure skating.

Whoah.

I didn't say I liked figure skating.

I said it's feminine. I appreciate the difficulty, but I'll just read the medal winners. I don't care for figure skating unless it's a us beating commies story. I'll never watch it live.

But I standby that it's feminine, not gay.

Alright. I will apologize to all parties.

Figure skating... especially couples, is one of my favorite parts of the winter Olympics (after Luge, skeleton, and bobsled... cuz CAR GO FAST).

That is a statement by beitodesstrafe, alone.

Posted: 2/22/2019 10:13:22 PM EDT

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If that belongs to someones little girl, That's a good dad.

Posted: 2/22/2019 10:13:54 PM EDT

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did i ever say womens figure skating?

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Figure skating is feminine, not gay.

There's a difference.

Women watch figure skating. It's a feminine sport. It's not homosexual

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Figure skating is very physical. Especially the pairs. Technical as fuck.

And most of the girls are fucking asian/eurasian spinners.

I'm gonna side with whiskers. I like figure skating.

did i ever say womens figure skating?

And this is why I keep coming back to ArfCom....

Posted: 2/22/2019 10:17:00 PM EDT

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Too gay for me

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Holy shit dude, that was funny!

Posted: 2/22/2019 10:25:15 PM EDT

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Can you imagine someone showing up to Cola Warrior with that? Think we could convince @nvgeologist to rock that? He seems just crazy enough to do it just for the reactions.

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Looks like it's pistol caliber to me. No ACOG either, and I'm partial to the TA31.
Finally, I tell people to set aside the silly gimmicks for Cola Warrior and to their damnedest to place as high as they can.

Now, show up for a PCC match with it?

In a heartbeat.

Posted: 2/22/2019 10:29:34 PM EDT

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Lololol. Looks like a Moxxi weapon from BL2!!!

Does it come in Slag?

Posted: 2/22/2019 10:40:16 PM EDT

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did i ever say womens figure skating?

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Figure skating is feminine, not gay.

There's a difference.

Women watch figure skating. It's a feminine sport. It's not homosexual

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Figure skating is very physical. Especially the pairs. Technical as fuck.

And most of the girls are fucking asian/eurasian spinners.

I'm gonna side with whiskers. I like figure skating.

did i ever say womens figure skating?

LP, I bet you loved Yuri on Ice.

Posted: 2/22/2019 10:53:08 PM EDT

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I support any gun ownership of all genders, skin color, and species.

Posted: 2/22/2019 11:23:08 PM EDT

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Amen brother.

It is a natural right.

Posted: 2/23/2019 3:09:30 AM EDT

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There's a video now.

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Posted: 2/23/2019 3:11:17 AM EDT

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keerist

Posted: 2/23/2019 3:15:47 AM EDT

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It's from CoD: Black Ops 4.

I'm actually sort of impressed at how accurately they cloned it. Lol. Still needs a looped barrel, though. For authenticity.

Posted: 2/23/2019 3:17:47 AM EDT

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I would do whatever they wanted just to avoid being shot with that gun.
Makes me think of the Hi-Point meme and gay brothel.

Posted: 2/23/2019 3:39:03 AM EDT

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Really great, until you realize that it only fires one round for every pull of the penis. (can't unsee).

https://i.gyazo.com/e73713917873fd0d66d34d65bb3bfb9a.jpg

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