So when this actually is in effect, remember...
No Dirks or Daggers!
And definitely NO STILETTOS!
Got that?… Makes complete sense?
If your thing pokes out the front, does that make it a stiletto?
I heard that at least one Democrat in Richmond thinks that’s the test.
If it comes out from the side, and it’s only sharpened on one side, are you golden?
Right out the side… a little more to the left…
Except if it’s a “like kind” to the other forbidden weapons?
I mean, if its sharp enough to shave, its “like” a RAZOR isn’t it?
Is it an aggravating factor, and indicative of criminal intent, if you carry it in your shoe?
Is it "like" a dirk or a dagger if its a TANTO blade?... What about CLIP point?
Does it help if I have it laser-engraved "BUTTER KNIFE?"
What was that assassin series TV show where the handler of the rookie assasin always orders coffee with a full stick of butter?
I have so many questions!
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