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Link Posted: 8/6/2019 10:22:56 PM EDT
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It's better than Pacific Rim.
Link Posted: 8/6/2019 10:26:11 PM EDT
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I expected The Room
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Link Posted: 8/6/2019 10:26:17 PM EDT
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watched robo geisha last night
Link Posted: 8/6/2019 10:26:59 PM EDT
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Is it worse than Return of the Killer Tomatoes?
Link Posted: 8/6/2019 10:29:37 PM EDT
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Sorry, OP, but there has never been - nor will there ever be - a worse movie than Cobra starring Sylvester Stallone.
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"Hey Dirtbag-you're a lousy shot. I don't like lousy shots."
Link Posted: 8/6/2019 10:32:10 PM EDT
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Crank 2: High Voltage

I rate it out of
Link Posted: 8/6/2019 10:36:23 PM EDT
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That looks hilariously awful. I'm going to watch it.
Link Posted: 8/6/2019 10:54:13 PM EDT
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That looks hilariously awful. I'm going to watch it.
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That looks hilariously awful. I'm going to watch it.
Awesome ain't it
Link Posted: 8/6/2019 11:00:02 PM EDT
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I figured this thread would be about The Big Lebowski.
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Yeah, well, that's like just your opinion man.
Link Posted: 8/6/2019 11:02:14 PM EDT
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Crank 2: High Voltage

I rate it out of
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Yeah that's the worst movie I have ever seen
Link Posted: 8/6/2019 11:04:49 PM EDT
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Alice's Restaurant ???
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An iconic Thanksgiving song, though.
Link Posted: 8/6/2019 11:07:23 PM EDT
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Expected Biker Boyz

Burn rubber, not your soul OP.
Link Posted: 8/6/2019 11:11:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/6/2019 11:16:05 PM EDT
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It's a fun movie.

And a masterpiece compared to Zombie Nation.
Link Posted: 8/6/2019 11:18:05 PM EDT
[#15]
The government totally sucks...

Tenacious D The Government Totally Sucks!


Mother of all bad movies? Nah...

My Dinner with Andre trailer
Link Posted: 8/6/2019 11:21:09 PM EDT
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Op hasn't seen any truly bad movies. One of the worst movies that I have ever seen was this one.




Another one was this one.





Another contender for worst movie.




Army guys with a bazooka can't kill it at point blank range, so, Lee Van Cleef has to kill it with a dinky portable brazing torch.
Link Posted: 8/6/2019 11:21:53 PM EDT
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Peter Jackson's first foray into movies was something special in the world of bad movies.



"I'm a Derek, and Dereks don't run."
Link Posted: 8/6/2019 11:29:59 PM EDT
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Little Nicky.

I win.
Link Posted: 8/6/2019 11:30:55 PM EDT
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Have you seen “Cannibal! The Musical”? That’s what I was thinking of. Maybe I should watch it again.
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I like that movie. It's not as good as Orgazmo . . . but pretty good.

“- James Humphrey: You're cutting into his butt!
- Frank Miller: Well what sort of meat do you want?
- James Humphrey: Well not butt!”
Link Posted: 8/6/2019 11:34:38 PM EDT
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Little Nicky.

I win.
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You wish.
Try Hudson Hawk on for size.
Link Posted: 8/6/2019 11:34:43 PM EDT
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Wrong.
Thst designation goes to Manos Hands of Fate
Link Posted: 8/6/2019 11:35:35 PM EDT
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If we're going back to this era of bad movies, how in the world did you not list "The Blob"?

To avoid being consumed, all anyone had to do was walk away from it at a low-moderate pace
Link Posted: 8/6/2019 11:36:35 PM EDT
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King Solomon's Mines (1985) only film I ever walked out of......terrible, so terrible, the horror.
Link Posted: 8/6/2019 11:37:23 PM EDT
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If you want something well done but still bad, there's always Tetsuo: Iron Man.

Somehow 45 minutes lasts hours.

ETA- Wiki says its 67 min.
Link Posted: 8/6/2019 11:52:00 PM EDT
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Wrong.
Thst designation goes to Manos Hands of Fate
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For truth!  I couldn't finish it... even with MS3k... and copious amounts of alcohol
Link Posted: 8/7/2019 12:21:57 AM EDT
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Serenity with matthew mcconaughey is on prime now.

Makes Soul Plane look like the godfather.

Makes Troll 2 look like shawshank redemption.
Link Posted: 8/7/2019 3:17:43 AM EDT
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so far in my life, The Pest is the worst movie I've ever seen.  It was a free screening and I still payed too much.

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Link Posted: 8/7/2019 3:23:55 AM EDT
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Jack Black cracks me up don't care what movie it is.
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What about in The Jackal?
Link Posted: 8/7/2019 3:26:01 AM EDT
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i Don’t know what happened
Link Posted: 8/7/2019 4:09:33 AM EDT
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Kill yourself!
Link Posted: 8/7/2019 4:43:40 AM EDT
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The Mother of All Bad Movies was Disney's The Black Hole.  
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Agreed, it was horrible!
Link Posted: 8/7/2019 7:06:10 AM EDT
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Rabbit Test with Billy Crystal and Joan Rivers.
I took a date to it, and we left early it was so bad.
I had to eat a lot of pussy to make up for that movie.
I'm not complaining about the pussy eating.  
Link Posted: 8/7/2019 7:32:27 AM EDT
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I'm actually pretty excited about this one... could be the start of an excellent new film series...
Link Posted: 8/7/2019 7:51:03 AM EDT
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The Shape of Water was fucking awful. It was so bad I was angry.
Link Posted: 8/7/2019 12:38:58 PM EDT
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Anybody that thinks The Black Hole isn't the mother of all terrible movies has never seen it. Listen to the sound in a vacuum...and the non-explosive decompression of the hull breaches.  
Link Posted: 8/7/2019 12:48:01 PM EDT
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Anybody that thinks The Black Hole isn't the mother of all terrible movies has never seen it. Listen to the sound in a vacuum...and the non-explosive decompression of the hull breaches.  
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Oh come on, nobody know what happens in a black hole.  Besides, that flying beat to hell robot makes the movie
Link Posted: 8/7/2019 1:20:09 PM EDT
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Oh come on, nobody know what happens in a black hole.  Besides, that flying beat to hell robot makes the movie
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Anybody that thinks The Black Hole isn't the mother of all terrible movies has never seen it. Listen to the sound in a vacuum...and the non-explosive decompression of the hull breaches.  
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Oh come on, nobody know what happens in a black hole.  Besides, that flying beat to hell robot makes the movie
That was the first movie I ever saw in a theater , re watched it a few months back its not that bad especially considering its era
Link Posted: 8/7/2019 2:10:07 PM EDT
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That was the first movie I ever saw in a theater , re watched it a few months back its not that bad especially considering its era
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You don't have any problem with the meteor chasing them around the spacecraft while they yell to one another in a vacuum and they don't get sucked out into the vacuum of space?  Really?
Link Posted: 8/7/2019 2:46:14 PM EDT
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You don't have any problem with the meteor chasing them around the spacecraft while they yell to one another in a vacuum and they don't get sucked out into the vacuum of space?  Really?
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That was the first movie I ever saw in a theater , re watched it a few months back its not that bad especially considering its era
You don't have any problem with the meteor chasing them around the spacecraft while they yell to one another in a vacuum and they don't get sucked out into the vacuum of space?  Really?
It's a 1970s Disney movie . If it was accurate you wouldn't be able to see the Black Hole either.
Link Posted: 8/10/2019 10:27:50 PM EDT
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Anybody that thinks The Black Hole isn't the mother of all terrible movies has never seen it. Listen to the sound in a vacuum...and the non-explosive decompression of the hull breaches.  
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Hey, it had Yvette Mimieux in it. Her and Maximillian Schell were always worth a look. Besides that, Slim Pickens voiced one of the robots.
Link Posted: 8/10/2019 11:49:22 PM EDT
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Needs moar Tenacious D.

Tenacious D: Master Exploder
Link Posted: 8/10/2019 11:54:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/10/2019 11:57:13 PM EDT
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Universal Soldier 3. People were asking for their money back on the way out.
Link Posted: 8/10/2019 11:58:37 PM EDT
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Still better than this.

Link Posted: 8/11/2019 12:04:38 AM EDT
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For me it's a toss up between Cavedwellers or Boggy Creek 2: The Legend Continues. Space Mutiny gets an honorable mention. Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny is Masterpiece Theater compared to those 3.
Link Posted: 8/11/2019 12:08:21 AM EDT
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I met Jack Black, working security at house of blues, and was a bit star struck.
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Tell me that means you punched him
Link Posted: 8/11/2019 12:16:17 AM EDT
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.....as in horrible.

“Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny”

Dunno why I torture myself....
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Hell, that's a great movie. I thought you were watching apocalypse now
Link Posted: 8/11/2019 12:28:45 AM EDT
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Dunno about that.  Just watched the trailer... now I want to watch the movie lol

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I'm going to find "Hobo with a Shotgun" in honor of Rutgers passing.

Looks like a cinematic masterpiece....
Link Posted: 8/11/2019 12:32:29 AM EDT
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Greatest movie evar!

Seriously, one of my favorites! Dave Grohl as the devil!?!? Amazeballs!!!
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.....as in horrible.

“Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny”

Dunno why I torture myself....
Greatest movie evar!

Seriously, one of my favorites! Dave Grohl as the devil!?!? Amazeballs!!!
Link Posted: 8/11/2019 12:43:37 AM EDT
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I thought this was going to be about SJW Star Whores.
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