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Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:22:19 PM EDT
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I'm crashing. Night fellas.
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Buona notte, paisan!
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:22:21 PM EDT
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Parents instigating a fight?

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Lessons in disrespecting
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:22:29 PM EDT
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Good evemimg all.
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:22:38 PM EDT
[#5]
Armed with weapons?

Sounds dangersous.

I just go armed then.
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:22:46 PM EDT
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Bring the dog out with you.
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Absolutely!  Shameless GSD photo:

Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:22:50 PM EDT
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55300
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Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:23:30 PM EDT
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Carnak
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:23:35 PM EDT
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Well he was honest
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:23:37 PM EDT
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I am....
Your backdoor man
He come home, she feeds him
Pork and beans
I eats mo' chicken
Any man seen
I am ....
Your backdoor man.
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Cops be coming in the front door.   I be going out the back door.


I am....
Your backdoor man
He come home, she feeds him
Pork and beans
I eats mo' chicken
Any man seen
I am ....
Your backdoor man.




We should hang out.
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:23:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:24:01 PM EDT
[#14]
He's just a pancake mix connoisseur.
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:24:01 PM EDT
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This guy is thinking the cop is so dumb to believe he lost his bump of coke between his flat surface and his nose?

Kharn
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:24:02 PM EDT
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I know what happened to his shirt..


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[#17]
You lost me at "chunks".
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:24:08 PM EDT
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That's some dandruff.
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Chunks.
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Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:24:35 PM EDT
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Prometheus is amused by the little human
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:24:41 PM EDT
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ICE?

Meth?

Uppers or reds from when I was a kid.
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:24:44 PM EDT
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I was eating a box of powdered donuts, I swear!
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Again.  No teats.  How is oat milked?
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:25:06 PM EDT
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Watch out fellas!  

If that dude sneezes, everyone within ten feet gonna be covered in dope!
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Car Shield

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Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:25:37 PM EDT
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ICE?

Meth?

Uppers or reds from when I was a kid.
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the tiny diet pill you don't have to be overweight to need.
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:25:38 PM EDT
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But what if you miss your Doordash?
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:25:43 PM EDT
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Nutro = FreshPets = pets
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Let's face it.  Car Shield is now appealing to the #OPLive audience.
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:26:07 PM EDT
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Cleavage = you must Car Shield
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:26:11 PM EDT
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I want car sheild to motorboat now, i mean for my motorboat
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:26:22 PM EDT
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She ain't gonna get NONE of it!

One bourbon, one scotch and one beer!
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:26:23 PM EDT
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We should hang out.
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You a drummer, by chance?

A good blues/shuffle drummer is hard to find. Been looking 4 WEEKS. Playing with a guy that has only 1 dynamic (LOUD) and no meter.
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:26:54 PM EDT
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Bump
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She is built like a Belgian horse
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:27:04 PM EDT
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Cleavage = you must Car Shield
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I think I need an in-home quote
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:27:39 PM EDT
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I ate a box of powdered donuts driving home in my Mom’s car once and it looked like a kilo of Bolivian matching powder exploded in it.
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:27:41 PM EDT
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Peloton still has no cup holders nor ashtrays?
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Glazed donuts = meth
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:28:11 PM EDT
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She is built like a Belgian horse
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I think that's a good thing?
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:28:16 PM EDT
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Hey Yooper.
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:28:36 PM EDT
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Peloton still has no cup holders nor ashtrays?
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They should talk to Toyota
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:28:45 PM EDT
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Give me time, bruh.  I'm working on it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8K2P06kZPo



Oh, I understood the reference.  I am but a couple drinks away from being like that firetruck in Patterson!
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:28:48 PM EDT
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She ain't gonna get NONE of it!

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I'm tired. I been walkin' all day, can't find no job ...
She said "now don't confront me"
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:28:50 PM EDT
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I think I need an in-home quote
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Cleavage = you must Car Shield


I think I need an in-home quote

How long does she have to stay?

Spice.  Girls.  (thanx Applebees)
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:29:20 PM EDT
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Again... didn't a doctor write the autopsy report?  Or does it take a GP to get to the bottom of a crime?
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:29:36 PM EDT
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Toyota poached all the cup-holder Engineers for that Highlander...
Link Posted: 3/18/2023 10:29:41 PM EDT
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