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Link Posted: 2/18/2022 12:14:02 PM EDT
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Waiting for Ben Crump to call a news conference and make all kinds of accusations.

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Could she even swim without handcuffs ?
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 12:14:59 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/18/2022 12:15:29 PM EDT
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Probably bitched about being Disrespected all the way down.

Link Posted: 2/18/2022 12:17:00 PM EDT
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Vidya of the handcuffing at least at this link.

https://www.fox8live.com/2022/02/17/coast-guard-suspends-search-woman-who-jumped-cruise-ship/

Something tells me she'd be just as dead if she ventured past the kiddie float line in a backyard swimming pool.
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 12:19:00 PM EDT
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Could she even swim without handcuffs ?
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Link Posted: 2/18/2022 12:20:30 PM EDT
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Irony
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Article says she hit a few life boats on her way down.



Irony

Link Posted: 2/18/2022 12:25:35 PM EDT
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Who's your chum?



I hope they bill her family for the cost of the life preserver.

Link Posted: 2/18/2022 12:25:38 PM EDT
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Are we sure that she jumped or did they make her walk the plank?
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 12:34:48 PM EDT
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Know why she didn't want to take a shower that morning?


She preferred to wash up on shore!
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 12:38:36 PM EDT
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She sounds like alot of fun on a cruise.
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 12:41:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/18/2022 12:43:27 PM EDT
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Nice.
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Just how big was this woman? Is this now a Midcap thread?
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Nice.


THICC

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Link Posted: 2/18/2022 12:43:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/18/2022 12:47:05 PM EDT
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Too hot for the hot tub
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 12:49:45 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/18/2022 12:50:06 PM EDT
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That’s pira…uh, gangster.
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 12:54:06 PM EDT
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Yep, she’s a dark vein in a shrimp by now.

Interesting display in the circle of life.
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 12:59:02 PM EDT
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No kidding.  At least not one of the cheap mega cruises anyway.
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This.  I started cruising about 25 years ago, and it wasn't this way. Lower costs have brought the lowest common denominator into the equation. Carnival appears to be a lost cause.
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 1:07:45 PM EDT
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This.  I started cruising about 25 years ago, and it wasn't this way. Lower costs have brought the lowest common denominator into the equation. Carnival appears to be a lost cause.
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Air travel went downhill first when the fares became affordable. It's a crap shoot now if you will have a good flight or it will be disrupted by some lowlife.
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 1:09:09 PM EDT
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Air travel went downhill first when the fares became affordable. It's a crap shoot now if you will have a good flight or it will be disrupted by some lowlife.
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This.  I started cruising about 25 years ago, and it wasn't this way. Lower costs have brought the lowest common denominator into the equation. Carnival appears to be a lost cause.


Air travel went downhill first when the fares became affordable. It's a crap shoot now if you will have a good flight or it will be disrupted by some lowlife.


Blame Southwest Airlines...they started that affordable air fare shit.

At least Ned's Kids know their clientelle and will boot the asshat off the flight and not make everyone else pay for it, which is a violation of the geneca convention, like what the majors do
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 1:21:04 PM EDT
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That video confirms why I have never been on a cruise and why I never will go on a cruise...
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 1:23:24 PM EDT
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But....just think if it works!

She'll be a legend in her trailer park ghetto!!!

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Fixed
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 1:26:56 PM EDT
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So you mean there's a party girl in a bikini already handcuffed floating around in the gulf and nobody will miss her?  Be right back.....
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LOL love you BF
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 1:30:05 PM EDT
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Dare I say that Darwin is pleased?
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 1:31:59 PM EDT
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I used to see the cruise crowd get off for their scheduled stop in various tropical destinations.  They looked about like that video portrays.  Never understood the allure.
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 1:38:19 PM EDT
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Alternate Headlines:

Woman decides to try SEAL training with no experience

Cruise Ships Zero tolerance policy lands woman in cold water

Woman full of Seaman don't float

ETA

Carnival Cruises adds High Dive to list of passenger activities

Study shows that woman with little boobs don't float
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 1:39:08 PM EDT
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Even without hitting anything on the way down, I doubt she'd have survived. Some of these cruise ships have decks around 200 ft above the sea, that's 23 ff higher than the world record cliff jump. I doubt most people would be able to survive such a fall without serious injury.

Look to the wisdom of Butch Cassidy.
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Yeah, I was going to say that most people will have a decent chance of keeping their mouth above water even with their hands cuffed in salt water.  But hitting lifeboats on the way down makes that a lot less likely.

Even without hitting anything on the way down, I doubt she'd have survived. Some of these cruise ships have decks around 200 ft above the sea, that's 23 ff higher than the world record cliff jump. I doubt most people would be able to survive such a fall without serious injury.

Look to the wisdom of Butch Cassidy.

Article said she jumped off the 10th deck of an 11 deck ship.

BTW, is it just me, or does her face look about 3 shades darker than the rest of her? One of those types that likes to lay out in the sun, holding those reflector thingies?
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 1:41:56 PM EDT
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That video confirms why I have never been on a cruise and why I never will go on a cruise...
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You're missing out. The short cruises (read that as low cost) are the worst, especially Carnival. But others are still very nice. If you want a kick ass cruise, look for one to the Mediterranean that starts out in Italy or Greece. Some have layovers for a day or two where you stay in local hotels. We hit spots in Italy, Greece, Turkey, and Egypt - stayed in a hotel right on the Nile.
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 1:41:57 PM EDT
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check out the guy climbing out of the pool and scurrying off
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 1:44:34 PM EDT
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Apparently, cruise ships have jail cells in them.... kept trying to bribe the bartender to take me on a tour of them but said she wasn't allowed to... fucking rules
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So just throw a few drinks at him and make him give you a tour.
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 1:45:00 PM EDT
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Carnival ....... lol


Link Posted: 2/18/2022 1:46:16 PM EDT
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So just throw a few drinks at him and make him give you a tour.
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Apparently, cruise ships have jail cells in them.... kept trying to bribe the bartender to take me on a tour of them but said she wasn't allowed to... fucking rules

So just throw a few drinks at him and make him give you a tour.

You want him to buy drinks...for the bartender?

Link Posted: 2/18/2022 1:47:20 PM EDT
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You want him to buy drinks...for the bartender?

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I was thinking more along the line of physically throwing them but hey that might work too.
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 2:09:45 PM EDT
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Vidya of the handcuffing at least at this link.

https://www.fox8live.com/2022/02/17/coast-guard-suspends-search-woman-who-jumped-cruise-ship/

Something tells me she'd be just as dead if she ventured past the kiddie float line in a backyard swimming pool.
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Kaitlin Rust has some crazy eyebrows.
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 2:14:46 PM EDT
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Well, how often do they find people that jump off cruise ships?
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Approximately never was the answer from a crew member on the last cruise I took.
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 2:37:28 PM EDT
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Very "dark" cruise there....reminds me why i dont do them.
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 2:58:09 PM EDT
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Apparently, cruise ships have jail cells in them.... kept trying to bribe the bartender to take me on a tour of them but said she wasn't allowed to... fucking rules
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You were at a bar and could not figure out how to get to see the jail cells?
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 2:59:51 PM EDT
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I've never been on a cruise ship and will never be on one.
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 3:01:29 PM EDT
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Article said she jumped off the 10th deck of an 11 deck ship.

BTW, is it just me, or does her face look about 3 shades darker than the rest of her? One of those types that likes to lay out in the sun, holding those reflector thingies?
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First Google result said a deck on a cruise ship is about 11 1/2 to 12 1/2 feet tall, so at least 115 ft to the water. Survivable, but very likely significant injuries for the untrained.
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 3:02:54 PM EDT
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First Google result said a deck on a cruise ship is about 11 1/2 to 12 1/2 feet tall, so at least 115 ft to the water. Survivable, but very likely significant injuries for the untrained.
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So, as long as she was a strong swimmer, there's a chance...

Link Posted: 2/18/2022 3:03:02 PM EDT
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Bro. I’m dying.
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I've always avoided Cruises because I figured if I could afford them, so could most other white trash. And I hate paying vacation money to be stuck with other people.

This thread kinda vindicates that viewpoint.
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 3:04:26 PM EDT
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Gee that’s awful. Hopefully no damage was done to life boats.
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I mean, I've been shitfaced plenty of times. But never did I think I could jump off of a cruise ship in handcuffs and swim 150 miles.
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Never?  Not once?
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 3:17:30 PM EDT
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The 10th deck is WAY the fuck up there.

I doubt it much matters if she hit anything on the way down. The impact on the water would have probably messed her up pretty good.
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 3:20:44 PM EDT
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Waiting for Ben Crump to call a news conference and make all kinds of accusations.

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Should have been tossed over for socks and sandals.  Gross.
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 3:23:14 PM EDT
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Should have been tossed over for socks and sandals.  Gross.
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You must be old but not really old because that’s how the old old fogeys and the kids wear them nowadays.
Link Posted: 2/18/2022 3:28:50 PM EDT
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Lol, Carnival.  Walmart on the water.
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Link Posted: 2/18/2022 3:29:02 PM EDT
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They are going to have to start posting PSA's on cruise ships letting the passengers know they can't run from the scene like they would normally do in their own neighborhoods.
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I snorted generic coke up my nose!!
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