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Posted: 8/18/2023 6:35:04 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Foul apostate of unspeakable evil!! Putting beans into our divine chili angers our Holy & Pure Lord with flatulence! Thus he sends NIBIRU hurtling from the far dark blackness to destroy the Earth & thus forever smite thou Bean Blasphemers to Hell!  There is still time to be Saved!! Because loving & just God will Rapture those believers in the Purity of the Holy Meat Chili safely to Heaven before the Judgement Day arrives!  ARF Borthers & Sisters!! You have been warned to change from your evil bean blasphemy while you still can!  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/327887/SmartSelect_20230818_004840_X_jpg-2923484.JPG Let's form an arfcom tribe. I will take the Tribe the "beans in chili" tribe. Foul apostate of unspeakable evil!! Putting beans into our divine chili angers our Holy & Pure Lord with flatulence! Thus he sends NIBIRU hurtling from the far dark blackness to destroy the Earth & thus forever smite thou Bean Blasphemers to Hell! There is still time to be Saved!! Because loving & just God will Rapture those believers in the Purity of the Holy Meat Chili safely to Heaven before the Judgement Day arrives! ARF Borthers & Sisters!! You have been warned to change from your evil bean blasphemy while you still can! That does it, I'm hauling out the 1911 in God killing caliber .45 ACP. No more Mr. nice 9mm guy. |
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Posted: 8/18/2023 6:42:42 AM EDT
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Wait....now we have to have a cave??? When was the GB for this?? Who is the Arfcom preferred vendor for these??
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Posted: 8/18/2023 6:44:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well shit. I’m in Memphis so it’s already SHTF but if anyone has any good hookers and blow connections hit me up. I did but DeRay beat one of his bitches in front of a police officer. The officer tried to ignore it but DeRay threatened to kick his ass and the next thing you know ol’ Ray is locked up waiting for arraignment on trumped up charges. That is the story I heard on the street. His competitor Dequan D took all of his bitches and I don’t have a contact for him. |
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Posted: 8/18/2023 6:45:28 AM EDT
[#4]
yawn
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Posted: 8/18/2023 6:48:41 AM EDT
[#5]
Could this be why I woke up an hour before my alarm today?
  I hope I don't get to miss On Patrol Live tonight. |
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Posted: 8/18/2023 6:51:51 AM EDT
[#6]
I won't be in a cave during worldwide earthquakes.
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Posted: 8/18/2023 6:59:07 AM EDT
[#7]
This is very disappointing.
I would like to have had enough notice to spend the 401k on hookers and blow. |
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Posted: 8/18/2023 7:01:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This is very disappointing. I would like to have had enough notice to spend the 401k on hookers and blow. It's the hookers and booze salesman that come up with all this crap. |
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Posted: 8/18/2023 7:02:09 AM EDT
[#9]
Hookers and Blow day?
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Posted: 8/18/2023 7:03:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I mean, seeing as how nothing happened... Can we haz pics of wife? There are a few bikini pics in the significant others thread in team. |
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Posted: 8/18/2023 7:05:49 AM EDT
[#11]
I guess I can call in dead.
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Posted: 8/18/2023 7:08:22 AM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ok, should I go outside and start firing wildly into the air now? Or tommrow night? Is there ever really a bad time to? |
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Posted: 8/18/2023 7:15:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If it's going to cause pole shift, is going to cause world wide earthquakes, your sure being underground is the safest place to be? Wouldn't you want to be on the plains with no trees around you? That’s my thought. A cave is the LAST place I want to be in an earthquake |
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Posted: 8/18/2023 7:21:28 AM EDT
[#14]
yeah, this was my retirement plan anyways...
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Posted: 8/18/2023 7:23:08 AM EDT
[#15]
Can't we just increase taxes?
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Posted: 8/18/2023 7:25:31 AM EDT
[#16]
Damnit, just saw this. Wasted my last night
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Posted: 8/18/2023 7:28:12 AM EDT
[#17]
Anticipates earthquakes, seeks shelter in caves.
The guy is a great planner… |
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Posted: 8/18/2023 7:29:57 AM EDT
[#18]
Lions
And Tigers And Bears Oh my! 
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Posted: 8/18/2023 7:32:33 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/18/2023 7:35:03 AM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/168726/FO_PNG-2923557.JPG Motion to make this the new FO Seconded |
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Posted: 8/18/2023 7:35:18 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/18/2023 7:37:41 AM EDT
[#22]
Caves? Bunkers?
Fucking idiots. You need a boat to survive the coming pole shift. Massive flooding, tides, volcanos, and earthquakes will destroy almost everyone on land. If you don't have a good boat than seek elevation. Gospeed, brothers. (BTW, the planet has undergone several pole shifts in our history. We have essentially rebuilt society from the stone and bronze age several times as this is cyclic. Look up Younger Dryas to start educating yourself) |
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Posted: 8/18/2023 7:39:51 AM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Chuthulu is going to fuck us all in the ass with its tentacle beard!!!!! Run!!!  Eta:Cthulhu  Attached File |
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Posted: 8/18/2023 7:41:12 AM EDT
[#24]
What time?
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Posted: 8/18/2023 7:42:01 AM EDT
[#25]
Happy Friday!
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Posted: 8/18/2023 7:44:13 AM EDT
[#26]
Wait, does this mean I won't get my next VA check?
Daynnnngg |
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Posted: 8/18/2023 7:47:41 AM EDT
[#27]
Should I know who Mike Buckner is? Or care?
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Posted: 8/18/2023 7:52:10 AM EDT
[#28]
I can't believe this hasn't been asked yet, but...
What round for Nibiru? |
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Posted: 8/18/2023 7:54:24 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted: Enjoy your last night on Earth. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/327887/SmartSelect_20230818_003441_X_jpg-2923479.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/327887/SmartSelect_20230818_003851_X_jpg-2923480.JPG I'll be in my cave. So don't bother leaving a message. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/327887/20230611_142828_jpg-2923482.JPG You left out the part where we’ll finally get to meet those from whom we are but a cloned species (of them): the Annunaki. The real question will be: who’s currently running their planet, Nibiru? … Anu, Enlil, … or did Enki finally got his shot at the throne? |
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Posted: 8/18/2023 7:59:57 AM EDT
[#30]
What’s the point of these oxygen thief troll social accounts like Mike Buckner? Obviously not a real individual.
I don’t get it. |
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Posted: 8/18/2023 8:07:27 AM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Seconded Thirded! Also, I have to do brakes on my truck this weekend, so the apocalypse is gonna have to wait. |
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Posted: 8/18/2023 8:08:33 AM EDT
[#32]
08182023EE
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Posted: 8/18/2023 8:09:39 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/18/2023 8:11:10 AM EDT
[#34]
Don't worry I will go outside and shoot down planet x or whatever the hell it is with my .350 Legend AR.
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Posted: 8/18/2023 8:11:29 AM EDT
[#35]
Meh.
I'm hopping on my motorcycle and heading for the Florida Keys in about an hour. If it happens, I'll be with the woman that has been putting up with me for 3 decades in one of my happy places. Bring it. I'll see ya'll on the other side! |
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Posted: 8/18/2023 8:13:00 AM EDT
[#36]
We will be OK. I have seen a documentary on this before.
 Open HD | Thundarr the Barbarian: The Complete Series | Warner Archive |
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Posted: 8/18/2023 8:17:12 AM EDT
[#37]
Can this wait? I have to do my wife's timing belt this weekend and that's enough of a pain in the ass without earthquakes and shit going on.
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Posted: 8/18/2023 8:18:52 AM EDT
[#38]
In, but not believing
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Posted: 8/18/2023 8:20:40 AM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Underscore_O_Three You need a boat to survive the coming pole shift. Massive flooding, tides, volcanos, and earthquakes will destroy almost everyone on land. |
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Posted: 8/18/2023 8:21:00 AM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Tentacles?!?!? @Beatsoffindistress Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Chuthulu is going to fuck us all in the ass with its tentacle beard!!!!! Run!!! Eta:Cthulhu Tentacles?!?!? @Beatsoffindistress Lmao |
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Posted: 8/18/2023 8:22:24 AM EDT
[#41]
Don't get my hopes up for nothing
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Posted: 8/18/2023 8:23:49 AM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: In before this thread gets moved to the end of the world forum. This is going to be bigger than Y2K times a thousand. Y2... M?  Edit: Y2MM? Does this follow accounting nomenclature or what? |
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Posted: 8/18/2023 8:24:28 AM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Chuthulu is going to fuck us all in the ass with its tentacle beard!!!!! Run!!! Eta:Cthulhu  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vSH9pMzHm0
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Posted: 8/18/2023 8:26:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I thought planet X was out beyond pluto? regardless rapid pole shifts are scary along with new madrid fault earthquakes, carrington event level sun flares, gamma bursts, slightly sub luminal particles of dust, tornados, heart attacks, strokes, marxists, zombies, werewolves, vampires, pink elephants, fuzzy dice, monkey paws, stay puft marshmellow man  Bluto's Big Speech - Animal House (9/10) Movie CLIP (1978) HD |
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Posted: 8/18/2023 8:27:30 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted: Enjoy your last night on Earth. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/327887/SmartSelect_20230818_003441_X_jpg-2923479.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/327887/SmartSelect_20230818_003851_X_jpg-2923480.JPG I'll be in my cave. So don't bother leaving a message. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/327887/20230611_142828_jpg-2923482.JPG Probably not a good idea to be in a cave during earthquakes. Just trying to help. |
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Posted: 8/18/2023 8:28:01 AM EDT
[#46]
Oh, man. I have an appointment tomorrow to get the wife's car detailed for her birthday.
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Posted: 8/18/2023 8:28:21 AM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If it's going to cause pole shift, is going to cause world wide earthquakes, your sure being underground is the safest place to be? Wouldn't you want to be on the plains with no trees around you? Grass fires! |
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Posted: 8/18/2023 8:28:47 AM EDT
[#48]
Wonder what this dude is gonna tweet on the 19th when it didn't happen.
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Posted: 8/18/2023 8:35:45 AM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Who was the member that would post the mining equipment in use pics and clips? Fortified bunker. With shoring. Good luck fortifying your soul with shoring...lol Every body dies but not everybody lives... |
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Posted: 8/18/2023 8:40:26 AM EDT
[#50]
I've survived so many apocalypses at this point.
What's one more? |
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