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Posted: 11/30/2022 10:34:37 PM EDT

In this thread, we share the bits of wisdom and sayings that we learned from our fellow ARFCOM team members.

I'll start.

Awhile back we had a thread on here in which some guy was talking about some trouble he was having with some neighbor kids, and he was asking if anyone thought it would be a good idea for him to go to their house and speak to their parents about it.

One of our esteemed members (I forget who, exactly), opined that would not be a good idea, because it was likely the parents were just as fucked up as the kids were.

His exact words were:

"The pieces of shit do not fall far from the asshole."

I thought that was awesome! It stuck in my head ever since.

So, what pearls of wisdom have YOU learned from our many wonderful members?

Share with us now.

Posted: 11/30/2022 10:39:31 PM EDT

[#1]

These things happen

Posted: 11/30/2022 10:41:40 PM EDT

[#2]

The sayings and bits of wisdom from Heat

Posted: 11/30/2022 10:42:58 PM EDT

[#3]

"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes"

"Don't be in stupid places, at stupid times, with stupid people"

Posted: 11/30/2022 10:46:46 PM EDT

[#4]

Vagrant

Vagus nerve

Vagabond

The “vag” part of those 3 words means “to wander “.

Posted: 11/30/2022 10:46:50 PM EDT

[#5]

One is none. Two is one.

Posted: 11/30/2022 10:47:26 PM EDT

[#6]

Get both.

Posted: 11/30/2022 10:48:32 PM EDT

[#7]

From the thread about thieves in a SHTF situation:

"These are the people that leave shopping carts in parking lots."

Posted: 11/30/2022 10:51:52 PM EDT

[#8]

I’m going to lick that shitter like an apple fritter.

Posted: 11/30/2022 10:53:52 PM EDT

[#9]

Never mention..................

Posted: 11/30/2022 11:01:15 PM EDT

[#10]

stupid prizes, dag, meh, chicks, sky fairy and I want them out of my head.

Posted: 11/30/2022 11:02:02 PM EDT

[#11]

SIIHPAPP

Posted: 11/30/2022 11:02:27 PM EDT

[#12]

IBTM?

Posted: 11/30/2022 11:02:47 PM EDT

[#13]

never trust a fart.

Posted: 11/30/2022 11:06:40 PM EDT

[#14]

Buy once, cry once.

Posted: 11/30/2022 11:21:36 PM EDT

[#15]

The answer to every question is 87.

Posted: 11/30/2022 11:24:17 PM EDT

[#16]

I would suck a fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong hit.

Bathe her and bring her to me….. save the bathwater.

Posted: 11/30/2022 11:25:58 PM EDT

[#17]

Never back up a car any more than you have to.

Posted: 11/30/2022 11:26:06 PM EDT

[#18]

Cocaine and hookers IS the best way to spend surplus cash.

Posted: 11/30/2022 11:27:05 PM EDT

[#19]

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One is none. Two is one.

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This and something about a paper plate makes it not gay

Posted: 11/30/2022 11:30:18 PM EDT

[#20]

In regards to suspicion of a cheating significant other:

“If there is any doubt, there is no doubt.”

Posted: 11/30/2022 11:37:01 PM EDT

[#21]

Posted: 11/30/2022 11:38:50 PM EDT

[#22]

Two more weeks.

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Cocaine and hookers IS the best way to spend surplus cash.

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There was doubt about this?

Posted: 11/30/2022 11:40:14 PM EDT

[#23]

I'd tongue punch her fart box

Posted: 11/30/2022 11:42:43 PM EDT

[#24]

If you're brave enough

Posted: 11/30/2022 11:45:29 PM EDT

[#25]

The $25 membership fee is just the tip. Arfcom is EXPENSIVE.

Posted: 11/30/2022 11:46:49 PM EDT

[#26]

Everyone who posts anything "is a Fed"......apparently..

........even if they are not....

Posted: 11/30/2022 11:50:39 PM EDT

[#27]

Every Monday, or at least on my Monday, when I walk into work from the parking lot, I say "In on one of this shit show."

Posted: 11/30/2022 11:53:04 PM EDT

[#28]

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The $25 membership fee is just the tip. Arfcom is EXPENSIVE.

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I’d like to change my answer to this.

Posted: 11/30/2022 11:55:25 PM EDT

[#29]

"stop trying to feel better. be better."

Posted: 11/30/2022 11:56:50 PM EDT

[#30]

This is *NOT* a urinal.

Posted: 12/1/2022 12:00:07 AM EDT

[#31]

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Everyone who posts anything "is a Fed"......apparently..

........even if they are not....

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This post glows.

Posted: 12/1/2022 12:05:35 AM EDT

[#32]

You can't take fire on an airplane.

Posted: 12/1/2022 12:29:47 AM EDT

[#33]

Quote History

Quoted:
Vagrant Vagus nerve Vagabond The "vag" part of those 3 words means "to wander ".

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Now when I see a certain word, I'm going to think about wandering/vag... in... a...

What I've learned here, is that there's lots of words and letter combinations that make me head to Google. Sometimes, I wish that I didn't have those things in my search history.

Posted: 12/1/2022 12:31:06 AM EDT

[#34]

a nice piece of kit!

Posted: 12/1/2022 12:31:43 AM EDT

[#35]

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Everyone who posts anything "is a Fed"......apparently..

........even if they are not....

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2021 Nice try fed boi!

Posted: 12/1/2022 12:39:05 AM EDT

[#36]

Insects are not animals.

Posted: 12/1/2022 12:40:08 AM EDT

[#37]

Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most... You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in.

(Snipped by me at the ...)

Posted: 12/1/2022 2:25:44 AM EDT

[#38]

Anything is a dildo, if you are brave enough

Posted: 12/1/2022 2:36:54 AM EDT

[#39]

Resuscitug.

Stay woke bruh! Stay woke!

Posted: 12/1/2022 2:37:39 AM EDT

[#40]

Not my circus, not my monkeys.

After I first heard it here, I've now heard it a couple times outside of ARF.

Posted: 12/1/2022 2:40:42 AM EDT

[#41]

"If everyone you meet is an asshole..."

Posted: 12/1/2022 2:42:15 AM EDT

[#42]

a hedgehog can't be buggered

Posted: 12/1/2022 2:46:29 AM EDT

[#43]

"Don't put pussy on a pedestal".

This was pre-MGTOW

Posted: 12/1/2022 2:49:02 AM EDT

[#44]

I'd boil her panties and leave her face looking like a painter's radio.

Posted: 12/1/2022 2:54:22 AM EDT

[#45]

“All hat and no cattle”

I have no clue why that phrase stuck with me lol.

Posted: 12/1/2022 2:58:49 AM EDT

[#46]

Proper Chili does not have beans

Posted: 12/1/2022 3:07:53 AM EDT

[#47]

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Buy once, cry once.

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This is what I’ve used since 2007.
It’s cost me a LOT in the game of life.
But also, maybe not.

Posted: 12/1/2022 3:11:36 AM EDT

[#48]

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.

Posted: 12/1/2022 3:14:38 AM EDT

[#49]

Never stick your dick in the crazy. FUCKING NEVER!!!!!!!

Choose to Fo anyway???????

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.........

Posted: 12/1/2022 3:25:27 AM EDT

[#50]

If she smokes, she pokes.

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