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Posted: 1/14/2022 8:59:14 PM EDT
[#1]
Here's to the women that we love.
Here's to the women that love us. Too bad that the women that we love, aren't the women that love us, so to Hell with the women, here's to us! |
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Posted: 1/14/2022 9:00:15 PM EDT
[#2]
Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and the swallow...that brings no babies
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Posted: 1/14/2022 9:00:58 PM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: “Here’ws to swimmin with bow legged women” Dammit beat Check avatar |
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Posted: 1/14/2022 9:01:43 PM EDT
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Here's to the women that we love. Here's to the women that love us. Too bad that the women that we love, aren't the women that love us, so to Hell with the women, here's to us! MGTOW thread! |
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Posted: 1/14/2022 9:03:25 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and the swallow...that brings no babies I'm stealing this one. Wife is gonna be pissed! |
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Posted: 1/14/2022 9:03:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/14/2022 9:15:50 PM EDT
[#7]
If I’m asked to give a toast, it’s always the same one, and it’s not a fun one.
“To the future. May it Rest In Peace.” |
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Posted: 1/14/2022 9:38:32 PM EDT
[#8]
To us,
And those like us. Damn few of us are left. |
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Posted: 1/14/2022 9:44:19 PM EDT
[#9]
From a Texas girl we hung out with many moon ago:
Friends may come and friends may go And friends may peter out, you know. But we'll be friends through thick or thin, Peter out or peter in. |
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Posted: 1/14/2022 9:50:22 PM EDT
[#10]
From my father, from his grandfather...
Here's to you, as good as you are; Here's to me, as bad as I am; But as good as you are and as bad as I am, Umm...(Dad always has to think it through here) I'm as good as you are, as bad as I am. |
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Posted: 1/14/2022 9:51:20 PM EDT
[#11]
College drinking toast:
Here's to the breezes That blows through the trees-es It lifts the skirts above the knees-es That exposes the spot, that teases and pleases And causes diseases. Jesus. What a snatch. Down the hatch! |
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Posted: 1/14/2022 9:54:22 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Friends may come and friends may go And friends may peter out you know But we'll always be friends Through thick and thin Peter out or peter in |
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Posted: 1/14/2022 9:55:18 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: "To all the kisses we've snatched and all the snatches we've kissed." Always one of my favorites.. |
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Posted: 1/14/2022 9:56:03 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryI like it.
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Posted: 1/14/2022 9:59:08 PM EDT
[#15]
To On er!
To getting on er, to staying on er. If you can't cum in er come on er. |
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Posted: 1/14/2022 10:06:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/14/2022 10:09:48 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Holy shit, beat like a rented mule. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Friends may come and friends may go And friends may peter out you know But we'll always be friends Through thick and thin Peter out or peter in Bottoms up! 
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Posted: 1/14/2022 10:21:08 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: May all your ups and downs be in the bedroom Yeah. I said “May all your ups and downs be between the sheets” at my brother’s wedding. The bride’s family didn’t like it. I didn’t care. |
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Posted: 1/14/2022 10:23:14 PM EDT
[#19]
To wives and mistresses - may they never meet!
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Posted: 1/14/2022 10:26:31 PM EDT
[#20]
Here’s to life….it’s a fooking adventure or nothing at all!
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Posted: 1/14/2022 10:27:55 PM EDT
[#21]
Have a cup of fuck you on me, cheers!!
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Posted: 1/14/2022 10:29:28 PM EDT
[#22]
We're fuckers, we're fighters, we're wild bronc riders
We line a hundred women up against the wall I swear to god we fucked em all After 98 my balls turned blue So I backed off, jacked off and fucked the other two |
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Posted: 1/14/2022 10:32:41 PM EDT
[#23]
To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet
Heres to you and heres to me. If we ever disagree then fuck you and heres to me To honor. Get on her, stay on her, and if you cant cum in her come on her. |
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Posted: 1/14/2022 10:36:17 PM EDT
[#24]
Here's to the wind that blows through the treeses.
It lifts the skirts high above the kneeses. It teases. It pleases. It brings all sorts of fucked up diseases. Here's to the snatch. Down the hatch! |
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Posted: 1/14/2022 10:46:46 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah. I said “May all your ups and downs be between the sheets” at my brother’s wedding. The bride’s family didn’t like it. I didn’t care. Yep, wedding I heard it at went great, wedding I said it at not so much |
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Posted: 1/15/2022 12:00:12 AM EDT
[#26]
Here's to wars and restitution,
Here's to whores and prostitution. Here's to the bee that got the bull to buckin', Here's to Adam and Eve that got the whole world to fuckin. Here's to you, and here's to me, The best of friends we'll ever be. And if we ever disagree... Well Fuck you. And here's to me! |
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Posted: 1/15/2022 7:44:01 AM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Here's to wars and restitution, Here's to whores and prostitution. Here's to the bee that got the bull to buckin', Here's to Adam and Eve that got the whole world to fuckin. Here's to you, and here's to me, The best of friends we'll ever be. And if we ever disagree... Well Fuck you. And here's to me! That’s an upgrade to what I posted. /Upgraded /Cheers |
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Posted: 1/15/2022 7:58:05 AM EDT
[#28]
A toast to bread; without bread, there would be no toast
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Posted: 1/15/2022 8:35:19 AM EDT
[#29]
He offered his honor. She honored his offer. So all night long he was on her and off her. |
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Posted: 1/15/2022 9:12:57 AM EDT
[#30]
Cheers, To the Breeze’s that Blows through the Treese’s
That lifts their skirt’s way past their kneese’s And when you see that spot, that tantalizing spot OHHHH Jesus!!! Down the Hatch Ohhh what a Snatch. |
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Posted: 1/15/2022 9:31:32 AM EDT
[#31]
My go to toast:
Here's to the women that we love best We love them best when they're undressed We'll fuck'em sitting, standing or lying We'll even fuck'em when they're dying And when they're dead and forgotten We'll dig'em up and fuck'em rotten |
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Posted: 1/15/2022 9:45:57 AM EDT
[#32]
Viva La Mort
Viva La Guerre Viva La Sacre Mercenair |
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Posted: 1/15/2022 9:50:23 AM EDT
[#33]
Learn to live with yourself because wherever you go, there you are.
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Posted: 1/15/2022 9:55:28 AM EDT
[#34]
"Heres to big dicks and tight pussies...if you've got one you've got the other"
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Posted: 1/15/2022 10:15:37 AM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Here's to the hole that never heals, the more you rub it,the better it feels. I heard it as.... Here's to the hole that never heals, The deeper you go, the better it feels. All the soap and water in hell, Will never take away that fishy smell. |
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Posted: 1/15/2022 10:17:56 AM EDT
[#36]
You guys ever heard of Doug Moreland?
Any how, Here's to snatching kisses... And visa-versa |
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Posted: 1/15/2022 11:10:17 AM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Bottoms up! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Friends may come and friends may go And friends may peter out you know But we'll always be friends Through thick and thin Peter out or peter in Bottoms up! |
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Posted: 1/15/2022 11:14:48 AM EDT
[#38]
 Hilarious Irish lads pre-drinks speech - Irish RapTV ETA: beat 
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Posted: 1/15/2022 11:29:22 AM EDT
[#39]
From my vague memories of many a dinner in the junior ranks mess.
Here's to the hole that never heals... The more you rub it the better it feels. Fleas, syphilis, gonorrhea and lice... We've had 'em by jesus christ... Gentlemen... 'The Queen. |
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Posted: 1/15/2022 11:39:30 AM EDT
[#40]
(said very much tongue-in-cheek
 )"I would rather be here with you folks tonight, than with the finest people in the world." |
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