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Posted: 1/19/2023 8:56:07 PM EDT

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Any other symptoms of Marfan? Apparently I have a mild form of it.

Mild pectus excavatum.
Tall and slender build.
Extreme nearsightedness.
An abnormally curved spine.
Positive wrist and thumb sign:
https://www.researchgate.net/profile/John-Dean-10/publication/6344644/figure/fig3/AS:281279032512524@1444073555782/Arachnodactyly-a-positive-thumb-sign-entire-thumbnail-protrudes-beyond-ulnar-border-of.png

Apparently I also don't heal like a normal person. Fun stuff

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@Rifleman_1646

Wtf, I can do both of those easily. I'm tall and slender but have okay eye sight and my spine is fine. I looked it up and flat feet is another sign and I am flat footed as hell.

Posted: 1/19/2023 8:57:20 PM EDT

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Small hands?

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Little Donny symdrome

Small hands?

Little Donny - Upright Citizens Brigade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAOULUkxL8c

@morning_would

Posted: 1/19/2023 8:59:33 PM EDT

[#3]

Partial simple syndactyly

And according to Wiki, Dan Akroyd, Conan O'Brien, and Josef Stalin have/had it too.

Posted: 1/19/2023 9:00:28 PM EDT

[#4]

Double hernia. Apparently my guts were headed down into my scrotum.

Posted: 1/19/2023 9:01:48 PM EDT

[#5]

Cross dominant

Posted: 1/19/2023 9:01:56 PM EDT

[#6]

A pre-pierced ear

Pointed ears (they’ve normalized over the years)

Hyper-sensitive nervous system due to being born several months early - I get muscle spasms from touching/feeling certain textures.

Abnormally short for my family, which is due to being a twin AND early.

I didn’t get a chance to bake long enough.

Posted: 1/19/2023 9:03:45 PM EDT

[#7]

I'm sure I'm beat like a cheap whore.... but, my face. I'm an old ugly fuck.

Posted: 1/19/2023 9:08:17 PM EDT

[#8]

Bilateral clubfoot.

Posted: 1/19/2023 9:10:37 PM EDT

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Womanly wrists.

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Me too. I have baseball mitts for hands, too. In fact my wrist aren't small, exactly, just tiny in comparison.

What's worse is aphantasia. I thought visualization, "mind's eye and "mental images" was some kind of stupid metaphor well into middle age. I can't imagine how having that ability would have completely changed my life.

Posted: 1/19/2023 9:11:26 PM EDT

[#10]

left ureter

Posted: 1/19/2023 9:18:35 PM EDT

[#11]

The Aging Process

Posted: 1/19/2023 9:22:08 PM EDT

[#12]

bow legs.

makes me walk funny.

Posted: 1/19/2023 9:35:54 PM EDT

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My wisdom teeth were pointed the wrong way so I had to get them plus 2 additional teeth removed when I was 18.

I also never had a 2nd lateral incisor show up on one side.

Posted: 1/19/2023 9:44:09 PM EDT

[#14]

Hay fever, bad eyesight, deviated septum - can't breathe through my nose very well , short, probably a few phobias over on the mental side.

Posted: 1/19/2023 9:46:16 PM EDT

[#15]

I be was born with a short dick. It’s not so bad though, the pain and anguish goes away every time I look at my credit score.

Posted: 1/19/2023 10:02:36 PM EDT

[#16]

Demormed femurs and really really high bone density. The femurs make my right knee totally unstable, and my left hip hurts constantly. I still get around well at the ripe of age of 40, but running or jogging is a no-go. We hike often for exercise. I can go a long way, but it hurts and I bitch a lot. That's what Aleve is for, though!

Posted: 1/19/2023 10:04:22 PM EDT

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An abnormally large penis.

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Before I even clicked the thread link, I thought to myself, "Surely the first post must be BIG DICK"

Thanks for not being a disappointment.

Posted: 1/19/2023 10:08:43 PM EDT

[#18]

The doctors described it as a premature baby’s arm holding an apple.

Posted: 1/19/2023 10:12:45 PM EDT

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Elephantitus of the shlong
It’s a burden I bear

I had my nieces and nephews convinced for years that I had a tail.
Mrs. chipling and their parents played along with the ruse, it was great fun.

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It sounds as though you spend time tucking and sweeping in front of children. I tuck and sweep, but only when it’s legal.

Posted: 1/19/2023 10:13:55 PM EDT

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An abnormally large penis.

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You too?

Posted: 1/19/2023 10:14:22 PM EDT

[#21]

Patent foramen ovale

Posted: 1/19/2023 10:14:43 PM EDT

[#22]

THAT FIRST POST THING!!!

Posted: 1/19/2023 10:15:58 PM EDT

[#23]

I'm a terrible shot with a pistol

That, and I had 6 wisdom teeth, and 4 extra pre-molars; modern medicine corrected the problem by yanking all of them plus 4 more.

Posted: 1/19/2023 10:18:38 PM EDT

[#24]

Bilateral preauricular pits and visual snow.

Posted: 1/19/2023 10:27:05 PM EDT

[#25]

Severe case of Smallcox, with Toelio and Kneesles.

Posted: 1/19/2023 10:32:04 PM EDT

[#26]

Smallcox and congenital nerdism.
Also, allergic to success, apparently.

Posted: 1/19/2023 10:34:51 PM EDT

[#27]

Not the best eyesight, everyone in my family has glasses. I'm very nearsighted in my left eye, and I'm also cross eye dominant.

Posted: 1/19/2023 10:35:37 PM EDT

[#28]

Noassitallis

Posted: 1/19/2023 10:37:31 PM EDT

[#29]

Gigantapenicus

Posted: 1/19/2023 10:40:46 PM EDT

[#30]

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Pectus excavatum

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I got that too. Ever get it fixed or has a doctor recommend it?

Posted: 1/19/2023 10:44:31 PM EDT

[#31]

I have a functional vagina on my left foot.

Posted: 1/19/2023 10:46:58 PM EDT

[#32]

Trigger finger

Posted: 1/19/2023 10:48:18 PM EDT

[#33]

I drop huge turds.

Posted: 1/19/2023 10:52:07 PM EDT

[#34]

good lord this place is full of circus freaks

Posted: 1/19/2023 10:52:42 PM EDT

[#35]

Accessory naviculars and impressively flat feet. Had surgeries a few years ago to pull extra bones out and put a lot of new screws in my feet.

Posted: 1/19/2023 10:56:56 PM EDT

[#36]

I was born with a brain mix up. I have grey matter where there should be white matter. I have a 9mm-sized growth in my left ventrical (brain NOT heart). I have a finger-long fatty tumor in the middle of the brain.

All this and I succeeded in graduating college with honors; worked a full career in law (both civil and criminal); turned 65 and retired.

Posted: 1/19/2023 11:01:09 PM EDT

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You're just figuring that out now?

Posted: 1/19/2023 11:13:57 PM EDT

[#38]

hearing loss......right ear is completely deaf, left has maybe 25% normal

Posted: 1/19/2023 11:19:11 PM EDT

[#39]

grower not a show-er

Posted: 1/19/2023 11:20:02 PM EDT

[#40]

Extreme beauty and high IQ

Posted: 1/19/2023 11:20:49 PM EDT

[#41]

I can't belch. In my 40 some years on the planet I have never burped or belched. Has to be a defect.

Posted: 1/19/2023 11:21:24 PM EDT

[#42]

Strabismus

Posted: 1/19/2023 11:28:03 PM EDT

[#43]

My mother had the measles when she was pregnant.

I was born w/ nerve hearing loss.

Red

Posted: 1/19/2023 11:36:14 PM EDT

[#44]

Kinda dumb.

Posted: 1/19/2023 11:42:18 PM EDT

[#45]

Flat feet and a Melungeon bump.

Posted: 1/19/2023 11:44:48 PM EDT

[#46]

double mirror image corpus callosum

Posted: 1/19/2023 11:53:54 PM EDT

[#47]

My right ear is pointed. Just the right one though.

Posted: 1/19/2023 11:57:15 PM EDT

[#48]

Pyloric Stenosis

Posted: 1/19/2023 11:57:53 PM EDT

[#49]

Early repolarization of the heart.

Posted: 1/20/2023 1:20:39 AM EDT

[#50]

I have the ability to talk to corn. Also a webbed toe.

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