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Posted: 1/15/2019 11:31:25 AM EDT
I ask because I saw the news (and here) talking about it before the landing ...

Then nothing...

Link Posted: 1/15/2019 11:32:57 AM EDT
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Maybe they found nothing that hasn't been found on the other side?
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 11:33:19 AM EDT
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Green cheese, lots of it
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 11:33:40 AM EDT
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If nothing is being reported it probably failed
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 11:34:32 AM EDT
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Basically, the same crap we found on the "near" side.

Good news: Some kind of cotton plant sprouted in Lunar gravity. LINK

Their rover will be poking around soon.
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 11:35:13 AM EDT
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A Nazi Base Camp. In other Lunar News: Awesome arfcom images
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 11:35:14 AM EDT
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It probably crashed and burned, and the government covered it up.

I expect the Soviet playbook to be used by China in almost every respect.
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 11:35:36 AM EDT
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The crash site?
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 11:36:36 AM EDT
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Sentinel Prime?
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 11:36:44 AM EDT
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That their studio doesn't rival the '60s technology used by Stanley Kubrick.
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 11:36:51 AM EDT
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"Actually, its all dark."
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 11:38:25 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/15/2019 11:58:13 AM EDT
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"Actually, its all dark."
the lunar day cycle lasts a much longer 709 hours - roughly 30 days on Earth. That means it will be light for half of that time, roughly two weeks.
Same side always faces the earth also means that the dark side faces the sun 50% of the time.....
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 11:58:54 AM EDT
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Green cheese, lots of it
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@WhiskersTheCat
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 12:02:29 PM EDT
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Now MOS68W we all know the moon isn't made of green cheese.

But what if it were made out of BBQ spare ribs, would you eat it then? I know I would. I'd go back for seconds and polish it off with a nice tall Budweiser.
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 12:04:52 PM EDT
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Their probe probably crashed and they don't want to admit that they should have paid for better product QC.
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 12:06:00 PM EDT
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Jimmy Hoffa?
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 12:06:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/15/2019 12:09:29 PM EDT
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It has to be stinky, very, very, stinky to have it up there.  
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 12:23:54 PM EDT
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Elvis's brain in the pilot's seat of a DC-3?
Monkey Boy?
Hillary's wiped server?
(I gotta quit scanning those tabloids in the supermarket checkout line.)
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 12:29:54 PM EDT
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That their studio doesn't rival the '60s technology used by Stanley Kubrick.
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Nice!
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 12:35:06 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/15/2019 12:38:18 PM EDT
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A dollar store, selling Chinese shit.
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 12:38:21 PM EDT
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I was just about to go looking for that.
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 12:38:57 PM EDT
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Now MOS68W we all know the moon isn't made of green cheese.

But what if it were made out of BBQ spare ribs, would you eat it then? I know I would. I'd go back for seconds and polish it off with a nice tall Budweiser.
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Now MOS68W we all know the moon isn't made of green cheese.

But what if it were made out of BBQ spare ribs, would you eat it then? I know I would. I'd go back for seconds and polish it off with a nice tall Budweiser.
Nonsense.  The documentary made by the scientific team Wallace and Grommet proved it was made of wensleydale.
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 12:42:57 PM EDT
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It's interesting how the "dark side" description has persisted all these years.
I remember, as a little kid in the fifties, watching a dramatization of exploration of the "dark side" of the moon. The astronauts were firing flares from orbit so they could see the surface. Hollywood.
Sixty years on, most folks still think the side we can't see is in eternal darkness.
So much for science education.
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 12:43:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/15/2019 12:46:04 PM EDT
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Dark side of the moon?  You do realize that the entire moon gets sunlight and a lunar day is 30 of our days.  The moon has a side facing the earth and a side away from the earth.  Differences are that close side has dark spots from lava flows caused by meteorite strikes breaking crust.  Opposite side has a much thicker crust, (30 km, IIRC) thus no lava flows or dark spots.  Thicker crust is thought to be from moon absorbing second moon on the opposite side or another theory is that hot earth melted the crust on close side, letting lava come through.
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 12:47:20 PM EDT
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Empty beer cans and some golf balls.
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 12:47:27 PM EDT
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Someone is already claiming it’s a hoax.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/science/chinese-landing-dark-side-moon-13855050
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Same guy claims the Apollo landings were fake too.

Link Posted: 1/15/2019 12:54:41 PM EDT
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FOR FUCK SAKE. It's not "The Dark Side".  It has freaking sunlight. It's called "The FAR side".

Dark Side of The Moon is a music album.  

I didn't risk my life setting up secret moon bases over there just to have people call it a stupid name.  
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 1:18:08 PM EDT
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FOR FUCK SAKE. It's not "The Dark Side".  It has freaking sunlight. It's called "The FAR side".

Dark Side of The Moon is a music album.  

I didn't risk my life setting up secret moon bases over there just to have people call it a stupid name.  
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Next you're going to tell us that the dark ages weren't really dark
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 1:23:00 PM EDT
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They claim they just sprouted a plant up there.
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 1:23:46 PM EDT
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Dark side of the moon?  You do realize that the entire moon gets sunlight and a lunar day is 30 of our days.  The moon has a side facing the earth and a side away from the earth.  Differences are that close side has dark spots from lava flows caused by meteorite strikes breaking crust.  Opposite side has a much thicker crust, (30 km, IIRC) thus no lava flows or dark spots.  Thicker crust is thought to be from moon absorbing second moon on the opposite side or another theory is that hot earth melted the crust on close side, letting lava come through.
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Yes I do but I am using the common turn to identify that I am talking about the part of the moon that never faces the earth.

If I said the "Far side of the moon" other people would have bitched and sound just as condescending and smarmy as you.
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 1:24:37 PM EDT
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Alice Kramden

*DERP, didn’t read entire thread
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 1:25:30 PM EDT
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It's interesting how the "dark side" description has persisted all these years.
I remember, as a little kid in the fifties, watching a dramatization of exploration of the "dark side" of the moon. The astronauts were firing flares from orbit so they could see the surface. Hollywood.
Sixty years on, most folks still think the side we can't see is in eternal darkness.
So much for science education.
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To most of us it is not a "Description" but rather a "Title" or "Name".
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 1:27:15 PM EDT
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It's called the far side of the moon, not the dark side.
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 1:27:21 PM EDT
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Yes I do but I am using the common turn to identify that I am talking about the part of the moon that never faces the earth.

If I said the "Far side of the moon" other people would have bitched and sound just as condescending and smarmy as you.
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condescending and smarmy?  Good. I wasn't sure that was communicated properly through the internet.
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 1:27:44 PM EDT
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Nothing, so they planted their own flag and are now claiming ownership despite international law. The Chinese militarization of the dark side of the moon will commence soon.
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 1:29:34 PM EDT
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all that money and they still haven't figured out how to turn their phone sideways to not take vertical video

(joking)
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 1:30:30 PM EDT
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Were they able to locate the man on the moons butthole?
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 1:31:17 PM EDT
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Dim sum bar?
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 1:31:39 PM EDT
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Nothing because it was dark.
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 1:32:48 PM EDT
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condescending and smarmy?  Good. I wasn't sure that was communicated properly through the internet.
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Yes I do but I am using the common turn to identify that I am talking about the part of the moon that never faces the earth.

If I said the "Far side of the moon" other people would have bitched and sound just as condescending and smarmy as you.
condescending and smarmy?  Good. I wasn't sure that was communicated properly through the internet.
Mission accomplished....
Link Posted: 1/15/2019 1:32:50 PM EDT
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Really want to know?

Big letters, written in to the moondust/surface:

FUCK CHINA
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