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Link Posted: 1/19/2019 8:53:20 PM EDT
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The question is: What do you wear under a kilt?

The answer is: Your girlfriend's lipstick!
Link Posted: 1/19/2019 9:40:44 PM EDT
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I was just saying, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!
Link Posted: 1/19/2019 9:41:34 PM EDT
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I DIDN"T EXPECT THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 6:36:23 AM EDT
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I...shit, I...don't know. I ordered a kilt so I could go to the walmart without having to wear pants; that's as far as I got, thunkwise.
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Be more specific.

On what occasion?

How formal?

In what century? (Most of what you see on television, and in films, is complete ignorance.)

WTF is an "ordinary plaid shirt?"

Are you asking to wear today, or to recreate some historical episode?   (It makes a huge difference.)
I...shit, I...don't know. I ordered a kilt so I could go to the walmart without having to wear pants; that's as far as I got, thunkwise.
You wear a wife beater.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 7:17:37 AM EDT
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Wouldn't pouch slap your bag at anything faster than a slow walk?
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I don't wear one, don't own one, BUT the traditional fabric is pretty heavy, like 7-8 lbs for the whole thing so it would be pretty protective i would imagine.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 7:28:59 AM EDT
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Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 7:36:30 AM EDT
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Wear anything ya damn well please with a Kilt! I wear everything from sleeveless t-shirts to jacket and tie with mine!
Yes I own Multiple Kilts both traditional and modern utility.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 7:53:43 AM EDT
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fucking finally. Jeez.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 8:22:03 AM EDT
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I normally wear a tattersall shirt, a tie, sometimes matching tartan to my kilt, sometimes regimental stripe,  a waistcoat and jacket.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 8:47:23 AM EDT
[#10]
Are these for hipsters that can't grow a curly mustache but still want attention?
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 8:54:14 AM EDT
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Nothing is worn beneath the kilt. It's all in fine working order.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 9:27:58 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/20/2019 9:32:33 AM EDT
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Tweed Argyl or (if casual) a sweater.

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Link Posted: 1/20/2019 9:36:03 AM EDT
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As was mentioned, anything you damn well please. The Scots love patterns, hence one tartan for the kilt, a herringbone tweed jacket, maybe a plain shirt, but another tartaned tie.
I wear t-shirt to button up with a vest. I don't ever do the bonnet although many of my family members do.
You show me a guy that hates kilts, and I will show you a girlfriend or wife I can get!
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 9:57:07 AM EDT
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You show me a guy that hates kilts, and I will show you a girlfriend or wife I can get!
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My wife would need medical attention if the manlet wearing a kilt tried to hit on her. She would pull something laughing too hard.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 10:38:37 AM EDT
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My wife would need medical attention if the manlet wearing a kilt tried to hit on her. She would pull something laughing too hard.
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Dude, you forgot to post a photo of your wife!
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 10:42:21 AM EDT
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Dude, you forgot to post a photo of your wife!
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My wife would need medical attention if the manlet wearing a kilt tried to hit on her. She would pull something laughing too hard.
Dude, you forgot to post a photo of your wife!
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Link Posted: 1/20/2019 10:45:49 AM EDT
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An animal pelt fanny pack.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 10:48:05 AM EDT
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And just like that you've changed the mind of a lifelong kilt hater. But only if they're muscular and up on a stage or pedestal of some kind.
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Yes!
Own that kilt with a three wolf shirt.

Zakk Wylde has been rocking one lately.

He goes with the motorcycle vest and sleeveless shirt it seems.

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And just like that you've changed the mind of a lifelong kilt hater. But only if they're muscular and up on a stage or pedestal of some kind.
So you've discovered that you have an upskirt fetish?
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 10:51:17 AM EDT
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The Loch Ness Monster?
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 11:30:59 AM EDT
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Yep!

Link Posted: 1/20/2019 11:50:11 AM EDT
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And just like that you’ve changed the mind of a lifelong kilt hater. But only if they’re muscular and up on a stage or pedestal of some kind.
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No kidding... although I've always loved kilts, on the right guy. Last time I saw Korn JD was rocking his kilt and pipes. It was an awesome show.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:21:09 PM EDT
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With a short skirt, you wear a long jacket.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:24:06 PM EDT
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With a short skirt, you wear a long jacket.
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Only if you're driving a white Chrysler lebaron.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 1:30:24 PM EDT
[#25]
Never mind
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 1:35:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/20/2019 1:37:44 PM EDT
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OP wears Hollister t-shirts.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 1:46:54 PM EDT
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OP wears Hollister t-shirts.
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Old Navy
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 1:57:22 PM EDT
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Pagans vest, with bottom rocker
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 2:03:19 PM EDT
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As was mentioned, anything you damn well please. The Scots love patterns, hence one tartan for the kilt, a herringbone tweed jacket, maybe a plain shirt, but another tartaned tie.
I wear t-shirt to button up with a vest. I don't ever do the bonnet although many of my family members do.
You show me a guy that hates kilts, and I will show you a girlfriend or wife I can get!
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You need to slow down a bit on the post whoring, dude. 9 a year? Where do you find the time?

Link Posted: 1/20/2019 3:55:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/20/2019 4:00:54 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/20/2019 4:08:47 PM EDT
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With Mrs. RevolverRO at last years’ Burns Night dinner.  Family Tartan (Crawford) on my mother’s side.
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 12:27:56 PM EDT
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With Mrs. RevolverRO at last years’ Burns Night dinner.  Family Tartan (Crawford) on my mother’s side.
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Well done!

I get so tired of the typical American way of doing things, its either an illfitting Prince Charlie paired with a sport kilt, or a Utilikilt and a wife beater, often with blue paint.....
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