What ringtone for your significant other? > General Discussion

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:11:08 AM EDT

If it's not one of the default midi's.

If you're like me, the ol' lady is never in the same location when she's calling me, and has no reason to even think about it.

Last night she butt dialed me by accident, and flew off the handle a bit when she found out it was "Witchy Woman" from The Eagles.

What's your current ringtone for her/him?

I've had nothing but bad luck, since the day I saw that cat at my door...

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:12:20 AM EDT

[#1]

Same as everyone else: Lost in Space - Ending Theme - 1967.

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:13:10 AM EDT

[#2]

Mine is a sound from Airbus that says "Terrain....Terrain...pull up....pull up". My wife hates it so I have it as her ringtone so she doesn't have to hear it.

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:18:09 AM EDT

[#3]

The Sound of Silence (Disturbed cover) because It's about to not be silent anymore.

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:18:12 AM EDT

[#4]

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Mine is a sound from Airbus that says "Terrain....Terrain...pull up....pull up". My wife hates it so I have it as her ringtone so she doesn't have to hear it.

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I just use iPhone tones. "Chord" for my husband, "old phone" for everyone else.

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:21:11 AM EDT

[#5]

Darth Vader theme

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:26:17 AM EDT

[#6]

Wicked Witch's theme from the Wizard of Oz

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:29:36 AM EDT

[#7]

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Mine is a sound from Airbus that says "Terrain....Terrain...pull up....pull up". My wife hates it so I have it as her ringtone so she doesn't have to hear it.

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I use something similar, it's a tri-tone then "Engine 1 Fire".

Because when she calls, it's always an emergency.

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:30:05 AM EDT

[#8]

My wife's is the Kill Bill whistle. She hates it and I set it to her phone too so when I call she has to hear it.

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:31:06 AM EDT

[#9]

Ron Burgundy singing 'Afternoon Delight'

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:31:10 AM EDT

[#10]

Godzilla Roar

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:31:19 AM EDT

[#11]

"Only You"

By The Platters. Best DoWap group ever!

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:32:12 AM EDT

[#12]

Tubular bells

Edited for millennials: The theme from The Exorcist.

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:32:42 AM EDT

[#13]

Crazy Train.

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:33:24 AM EDT

[#14]

Calling All Angels

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:34:03 AM EDT

[#15]

The Stripper from Zedge

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:34:31 AM EDT

[#16]

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:35:08 AM EDT

[#17]

Allman brothers Jessica

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:35:22 AM EDT

[#18]

Same for everyone else.. Vibrate.

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:35:25 AM EDT

[#19]

I use this song for my Ex

Big Sean - I don't fuck with you

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:37:29 AM EDT

[#20]

air raid horn

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:38:24 AM EDT

[#21]

Slade's 'Run Runaway' drum intro.

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:38:40 AM EDT

[#22]

Collision horn.

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:38:50 AM EDT

[#23]

intro to "Love Vigilante" by New Order.

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:40:55 AM EDT

[#24]

some other potentially hot ones here

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:43:07 AM EDT

[#25]

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that's my text alert sound for everybody.

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:45:36 AM EDT

[#26]

Mulatto Butts

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:46:06 AM EDT

[#27]

Theme from I Love Lucy. She's not a redhead but she always has a plan that never works out.

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:49:39 AM EDT

[#28]

New gf

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:50:22 AM EDT

[#29]

Kashmir by Led Zeppelin.

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:50:37 AM EDT

[#30]

"Woman" - Wolfmother.

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:54:42 AM EDT

[#31]

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Mine is a sound from Airbus that says "Terrain....Terrain...pull up....pull up". My wife hates it so I have it as her ringtone so she doesn't have to hear it.

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If you're using Airbus EGPWS call outs, you're missing their most famous one.

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:55:10 AM EDT

[#32]

The Gap Band "You dropped a bomb on me"

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:58:26 AM EDT

[#33]

H Jon Benjamin singing "Bad things happen in the bathroom" from Bob's burgers

ETA

https://youtu.be/2ZYS_9RCL8U

Posted: 9/8/2016 11:59:17 AM EDT

[#34]

Been this for years.

Posted: 9/8/2016 12:02:08 PM EDT

[#35]

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Same for everyone else.. Vibrate.

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This. I'll catch hell in here for sure, but personally, here in 2016, I think its ridiculous when someone's stupid ringtone goes off in public. No one wants to hear the dumbass song you selected for the week. Put that shit on vibrate.

My phone hasn't been off vibrate in years.

Posted: 9/8/2016 12:02:13 PM EDT

[#36]

From The Princess Bride wedding scene where the Priest says,"Mawwiage is whwat brings us together today". I usually answer with "Mawwiage " which usually gets a gig let out of her.

Posted: 9/8/2016 12:02:37 PM EDT

[#37]

Tarzan Yell

Posted: 9/8/2016 12:04:28 PM EDT

[#38]

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This. I'll catch hell in here for sure, but personally, here in 2016, I think its ridiculous when someone's stupid ringtone goes off in public. No one wants to hear the dumbass song you selected for the week. Put that shit on vibrate.

My phone hasn't been off vibrate in years.

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Same for everyone else.. Vibrate.

This. I'll catch hell in here for sure, but personally, here in 2016, I think its ridiculous when someone's stupid ringtone goes off in public. No one wants to hear the dumbass song you selected for the week. Put that shit on vibrate.

My phone hasn't been off vibrate in years.

Same here but, if I had to pick I would pick the imperial march

Posted: 9/8/2016 12:05:24 PM EDT

[#39]

Mine rings Foxy Lady for the wife.

Posted: 9/8/2016 12:06:52 PM EDT

[#40]

When she was preggo it was 'my baby daddy'

Now it's 'who let the dogs out'

Posted: 9/8/2016 12:06:54 PM EDT

[#41]

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Yep the imperial march

Posted: 9/8/2016 12:08:04 PM EDT

[#42]

I like big butts.

My ex had crazy bitch there for a while when we were still married.

Posted: 9/8/2016 12:08:38 PM EDT

[#43]

This is a good one for that special crazy in your life.

Posted: 9/8/2016 12:08:42 PM EDT

[#44]

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This.

My wife never watched Star Wars until very recently. She had no idea about darth Vader.

We were watching some scene. I don't remember what it was but Vader music starts playing as he comes on the screen.

She looks at me and says. That's my ringtone. You asshole.

Posted: 9/8/2016 12:11:06 PM EDT

[#45]

I'm single, BUT...My coworker has his wife set to a Wookie growl. His wife doesn't seem to mind.

Posted: 9/8/2016 12:12:09 PM EDT

[#46]

The ring tone for my wife calling me is "WARNING! WARNING! IT'S THE WIFE! IT'S THE WIFE!"

I think it's great, but she fails to think so.

IT'S THE WIFE!

Posted: 9/8/2016 12:13:34 PM EDT

[#47]

Elk bugle - same as everyone else.

Posted: 9/8/2016 12:13:47 PM EDT

[#48]

Benny Hill Theme Song

Trust me, it fits her

Posted: 9/8/2016 12:14:25 PM EDT

[#49]

I have Morse code for each of my family members. It spells out their name. I can tell it's family and who is calling without even looking.

Posted: 9/8/2016 12:14:58 PM EDT

[#50]

Cheap porn music.

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