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Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:12:24 PM EST
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sex with land whales
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:13:10 PM EST
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Aughhhhh!!
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:13:16 PM EST
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Meatloaf
Period blood
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:14:17 PM EST
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Hmm, I have done the first four in the last 5 years.  

Mountain climbing is my #1

Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:21:41 PM EST
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I’ve done a lot of stuff on your list and also mentioned by other people


But the cave stuff definitely makes my list.  One, I’m tall. So I don’t fit easily into small spaces to start with.   Two, once I’m in small spaces, I’m not terribly fond of staying there.  Unless there is incoming mortar or artillery fire.  Then it’s amazing how small I can make myself.
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:23:53 PM EST
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OP presents himself as being a bit "soft".
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:25:03 PM EST
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Good point.  My defense is that something like that is so remote it doesn't even rise to inclusion on the NOPE list.

I also don't do ANY anal intercourse, as a giver or receiver.
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I noticed you didn't mention receptive anal intercourse.


Good point.  My defense is that something like that is so remote it doesn't even rise to inclusion on the NOPE list.

I also don't do ANY anal intercourse, as a giver or receiver.

What if #9 gets loose?
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:26:10 PM EST
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Skiing? Really?

Are your bones made of glass?
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:28:09 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:29:38 PM EST
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At what cost to your manhood?
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:29:56 PM EST
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Skiing? Really?

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I've known three or four people in my life (and a few I never actually met), who were left fucked up for life in one way or another due to skiing accidents.  It is a "NOPE".
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:30:22 PM EST
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What if #9 gets loose?
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I noticed you didn't mention receptive anal intercourse.


Good point.  My defense is that something like that is so remote it doesn't even rise to inclusion on the NOPE list.

I also don't do ANY anal intercourse, as a giver or receiver.

What if #9 gets loose?


Most likely I will shit down both legs.
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:32:17 PM EST
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Diving in the ocean.

Diving anywhere near big catfish are known to be (one was enough).

Caves underwater don’t bother me (I cave dive)
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:34:43 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:36:14 PM EST
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I've done 1-5
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:48:06 PM EST
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You're missing out.
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:48:47 PM EST
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I've known three or four people in my life (and a few I never actually met), who were left fucked up for life in one way or another due to skiing accidents.  It is a "NOPE".
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I've known three or four people in my life (and a few I never actually met), who were left fucked up for life in one way or another due to skiing accidents.  It is a "NOPE".


People get fucked up every day in car accidents. Does that prevent you from driving or riding in a car?
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:49:22 PM EST
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Anything involving both imitation crab meat and model trains.
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:50:12 PM EST
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People get fucked up every day in car accidents. Does that prevent you from driving or riding in a car?
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Skiing? Really?

Are your bones made of glass?


I've known three or four people in my life (and a few I never actually met), who were left fucked up for life in one way or another due to skiing accidents.  It is a "NOPE".


People get fucked up every day in car accidents. Does that prevent you from driving or riding in a car?


I HAVE to drive.  I DON'T have to ski.
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:51:39 PM EST
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Being anywhere in a small boat where Crocs and Hippos outnumber locals.
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:52:14 PM EST
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This.  The Nutty Putty cave video ended any desire I have to crawl through a cave.
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Spelunking.
Anything to do with heights.

This.  The Nutty Putty cave video ended any desire I have to crawl through a cave.


When my son was in Scouts, the Troop camped in a cave in Tennessee. Lots of crawling and dragging stuff thru tight spaces. Definitely not a fan. To top it off, there was obviously no bathroom where we were camping, just a  small porta potty thing. Think like for potty training, but big enough for an adult to use. One of the adults, a very big guy, got food poisoning, and destroyed that little toilet. One kid vomited in his sleeping bag when he woke up and smelled that thing. I feel kinda bad for the worker who had to deal with that.
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:53:18 PM EST
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My knees are :(
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:55:36 PM EST
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Cant beleive no one has said this yet.

Getting married again.
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:55:46 PM EST
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 Sonny Bono would probably agree.
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:56:27 PM EST
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We've all heard of the bucket list:  Things to do before you die.  How about the things you ain't doin' even at gunpoint?

My NOPE list:

1.  Skydiving
2.  Diving in the ocean
3.  Skiing
4.  Riding in a helicopter or private plane (I used to work in the aircraft parts business).
5.  Eating blowfish
6.  "Sounding" (Google it).
7.  Riding a bull or other, ahem, large, potentially dangerous animal
8.  Running with the bulls in Spain
9.  Getting anywhere near an adult chimpanzee unless it's caged and I'm outside the cage
10.  Getting a wax job.  (I'm a hairy guy and would probably die from it).

LMAO. I’ve done 9 of the ten and never really gave any a second thought

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Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:57:05 PM EST
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Life is for living not hiding in your mamma's skirt.
On the other hand I draw the line at recreational intravenous drug abuse.  


Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:58:17 PM EST
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We've all heard of the bucket list:  Things to do before you die.  How about the things you ain't doin' even at gunpoint?

My NOPE list:

1.  Skydiving
2.  Diving in the ocean
3.  Skiing
4.  Riding in a helicopter or private plane (I used to work in the aircraft parts business).
5.  Eating blowfish
6.  "Sounding" (Google it).
7.  Riding a bull or other, ahem, large, potentially dangerous animal
8.  Running with the bulls in Spain
9.  Getting anywhere near an adult chimpanzee unless it's caged and I'm outside the cage
10.  Getting a wax job.  (I'm a hairy guy and would probably die from it).

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I have a bucket list and a fuck it list. With the exception of #4 those are all on my fuck it list. I've already done #4 but not sure I want to do that again.
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 12:59:06 PM EST
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DocApocalypse posted above ..



I'll tell you what Doc, I'll be seventy-seven next week.

I have eighteen free falls, a background in hang gliding, have skied in Germany, Italy, France, New York.
Have flown in everything from small planes, a fighter jet, helicopters, and blimps multiple times. Was in Pamplona for the running of the bulls when it was just becoming a recognized "thing" for tourists to do. I could share more.

I have managed to live a "pain free" life AND acquire something you never will; memories from actually challenging myself to live life as fully as possible.
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 1:01:07 PM EST
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Hights and caves would be at the top of will nots.
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 1:02:06 PM EST
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Join the fire dept and be assigned to the truck crew for ventilation. Being on the roof knowing what's underneath you is on fire.  
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Been there, done that. Got lots of shirts. Here's what's weird. Now that I'm retired, I fucking hate being on a roof. The last time I was on my own roof, I really got the willies. It is common for a lot of retired firemen I know. I could get up there if I really need to but it's shading heavily to my fuck it list.
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 1:04:49 PM EST
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Not me but 99% of my life, not driving is not an option.
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 1:05:15 PM EST
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You're missing out.
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You're missing out.
It doesn't look like his avatar has.
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 1:10:27 PM EST
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I've combined 1 and 3 when I fell off a roof. Do not recommend.

Did 7 and 8 out in a pasture. Don't recommend that either.

And got stuck for a few minutes in a cave. Never again.
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 1:12:02 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/16/2024 1:13:42 PM EST
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1.  Skydiving Done it
2.  Diving in the ocean Done it
3.  Skiing Done it
4.  Riding in a helicopter or private plane (I used to work in the aircraft parts business). Done both, fixed wing pilot.
5.  Eating blowfish Don't like fish
6.  "Sounding" (Google it). ????
7.  Riding a bull or other, ahem, large, potentially dangerous animal Nope
8.  Running with the bulls in Spain Nope
9.  Getting anywhere near an adult chimpanzee unless it's caged and I'm outside the cage Nope
10.  Getting a wax job.  (I'm a hairy guy and would probably die from it). I'll have to pass on that

While I have been in caves and been cave diving once, I have become pretty claustrophobic in my old age and would not like to do either again.

Link Posted: 1/16/2024 1:19:54 PM EST
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1. swimming in a volcano.
2. feeding large shark mouth to mouth
3. anyhting to do with my butthole
4. flesh eating bactera
5. actually riding the lightning
6. having  sex with stacy abrams

the other stuff you guys posted about cave diving or skydiving i can handle.
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 1:25:51 PM EST
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Done 4 of your list, OP.

On skydiving, after the long day of training to do solo as my 1st jump, someone could have bothered to tell me that my ears would plug up as soon as I pulled the chute. Between losing hearing and my goggled immediately fogging up, it made the first 15 -20 seconds less enjoyable.

Doing it at the site with the most deaths for a first time was a non-issue. It was understandable that most of those were user error.

ETA- somewhat ironically, I took my first flight lesson the next week. I was less enthused that a Cessna 172 only does around 80 or so, tops. I put the missing rivets I found during preflight iut of my mind. They were gonna fix that when we landed ;)

Link Posted: 1/16/2024 1:26:15 PM EST
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You guys need to live a little.

Link Posted: 1/16/2024 1:49:51 PM EST
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 Sonny Bono would probably agree.
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I HAVE to drive.  I DON'T have to ski.

 Sonny Bono would probably agree.


I was thinking of Joni Erickson Tada.
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 1:50:50 PM EST
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Ever voting democrat.
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 1:52:17 PM EST
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What's wrong with a little professional sounding.
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 1:53:21 PM EST
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DocApocalypse posted above ..



I'll tell you what Doc, I'll be seventy-seven next week.

I have eighteen free falls, a background in hang gliding, have skied in Germany, Italy, France, New York.
Have flown in everything from small planes, a fighter jet, helicopters, and blimps multiple times. Was in Pamplona for the running of the bulls when it was just becoming a recognized "thing" for tourists to do. I could share more.

I have managed to live a "pain free" life AND acquire something you never will; memories from actually challenging myself to live life as fully as possible.

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Triggered much?  Do whatever the hell you want.  I don't care.

If it makes you feel better:  I have no problem caving as long as I'm not crawling through tight holes. I'd go bear hunting if anyone would go with me (I'm not comfortable hunting alone in case I get injured).  I've faced angry rattlesnakes and stepped right on calm ones and it didn't bother me. I'd have zero trouble being in a war as long as it's defending the home turf from the barbarian hordes coming up the street.  I'm too old to enlist.  I just don't see deliberately taking a chance on getting paralyzed for a thrill.  I guess that's the bottom line.

I used to want to go up in hot air balloon until those people burned to death in one.


Link Posted: 1/16/2024 1:55:19 PM EST
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Your 1 is on my bucket list.  Have done both of your number 4 and would do again.  How did number 9 even get consideration?  Lol.  

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@txinvestigator

Not sure where in TX you are but look into the Liberty Jump Team.  I’ve done a little free fall but what they do looks like a good time and I would do it if it wasn’t so far away.
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 2:06:39 PM EST
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Freeclimbing.

Well, I'll go up maybe 12, 15 feet.  
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Been there, done that. Got lots of shirts. Here's what's weird. Now that I'm retired, I fucking hate being on a roof. The last time I was on my own roof, I really got the willies. It is common for a lot of retired firemen I know. I could get up there if I really need to but it's shading heavily to my fuck it list.
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Join the fire dept and be assigned to the truck crew for ventilation. Being on the roof knowing what's underneath you is on fire.  

Been there, done that. Got lots of shirts. Here's what's weird. Now that I'm retired, I fucking hate being on a roof. The last time I was on my own roof, I really got the willies. It is common for a lot of retired firemen I know. I could get up there if I really need to but it's shading heavily to my fuck it list.

More fire stuff. Big structure fire. Set up the aerial ladder and climb the 100 ft to the top with full gear. Water starts flowing at around 1000gpm. Wind is blowing so the ladder sways with the wind and water discharge. You're enveloped in the smoke and water mist and can't see beyond a couple feet. Good times I tell ya.  
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 2:06:43 PM EST
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It's threads like this that remind me people consider me an adrenaline junkie, even though I don't myself.

I've done #'s 1, 2 (including cageless shark dives), 3, 4, 7? (horses, donkey, jackasses count?), and 10? (wife waxed my eyebrows for our wedding) from your list, and would do 7, 8, 9 without reservation


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We've all heard of the bucket list:  Things to do before you die.  How about the things you ain't doin' even at gunpoint?

My NOPE list:

1.  Skydiving
2.  Diving in the ocean
3.  Skiing
4.  Riding in a helicopter or private plane (I used to work in the aircraft parts business).
5.  Eating blowfish
6.  "Sounding" (Google it).
7.  Riding a bull or other, ahem, large, potentially dangerous animal
8.  Running with the bulls in Spain
9.  Getting anywhere near an adult chimpanzee unless it's caged and I'm outside the cage
10.  Getting a wax job.  (I'm a hairy guy and would probably die from it).

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Link Posted: 1/16/2024 2:09:47 PM EST
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I used to ride saddle broncs and I've encountered too many rattlesnakes to begin to count but I hate heights and I'm extremely claustrophobic.
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You're missing out.

Definitely not missing out on either of those. Meatloaf is fucking disgusting and I'll wait till the pussy stops bleeding before going in.



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You're missing out.
It doesn't look like his avatar has.


Chief Wahoo is an Indian. As the stereotype shows, are all red, period blood unnecessary.
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 2:17:00 PM EST
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PSA so called STG44 non clone.
Link Posted: 1/16/2024 2:17:00 PM EST
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^ this … from a dude
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