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Posted: 3/12/2019 8:46:20 PM EDT

Thought y’all jokers would be interested

What's Really Inside Fake Crab Meat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQJeMLygrj0

Posted: 3/12/2019 8:48:27 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/12/2019 8:48:38 PM EDT

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I thought anyone over the age of 12 knew what was in "Krab" lol

ETA maybe its just kids who live near the coast idk but As a child we knew it was fake and made out of pollack seremi mixed with a bunch of crap and that was in the early 80s....

Whats old is new I guess.....

Posted: 3/12/2019 8:58:39 PM EDT

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Pollock... used to be considered junk fish, but its McDonalds filet O fish as well. Not bad stuff actually.

Posted: 3/12/2019 9:02:40 PM EDT

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fake crabs.

duh.

Posted: 3/12/2019 9:09:05 PM EDT

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Yep that is what it is.

Posted: 3/12/2019 9:12:15 PM EDT

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In before the model train/imitation crab meat meme?

Posted: 3/12/2019 9:14:14 PM EDT

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It tastes great when stomping on train sets.

Posted: 3/12/2019 9:15:20 PM EDT

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I hate you t. Maddogw

Posted: 3/12/2019 9:17:11 PM EDT

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shark

Posted: 3/12/2019 9:18:41 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/12/2019 9:21:44 PM EDT

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Pollock, no? Haven’t watched the video...

Posted: 3/12/2019 9:22:58 PM EDT

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Pollock out of Alaska, the oil they add is what gives the crab taste

Posted: 3/12/2019 9:22:58 PM EDT

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Love. And some things you can't really call love.

Posted: 3/12/2019 9:23:32 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/12/2019 9:26:33 PM EDT

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Same white fish that McFish, fish sticks, etc are derived from. Or so I seem to think...

Posted: 3/12/2019 9:26:39 PM EDT

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What in holy fuck

Posted: 3/12/2019 9:30:00 PM EDT

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The federal government forcing Craigslist to stop their personals section was a crime against lols everywhere.

Posted: 3/12/2019 9:33:51 PM EDT

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you must be new to Teh Interwebz. Now you know where the imitation crab meat joke here came from.

Posted: 3/12/2019 9:35:58 PM EDT

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How have you never seen this

Posted: 3/12/2019 9:36:11 PM EDT

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Potato starch and pollock

Posted: 3/12/2019 9:36:23 PM EDT

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FFS

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Posted: 3/12/2019 9:38:03 PM EDT

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Model trains & imitation crab meat

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Posted: 3/12/2019 9:39:08 PM EDT

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They call it Alaskan walleye here. Pretty popular. Not as good as real walleye but great to have with cold beer and salty fries.

Posted: 3/12/2019 9:40:02 PM EDT

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The clown used to use Icelandic Cod. Much better than shitty dry Pollock.

Posted: 3/12/2019 9:51:12 PM EDT

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Krab's purpose in life is as a vehicle for the consumption of melted garlic and butter. Lots of garlic and butter. It'll put some serious muscle in your s^#%s. Add a beer or two and a some sriracha or sambal for an even better nosh. Easy and cheap protein source as well. I have even mixed it in with tuna in a tuna/egg salad. Lots of things can be done with it. If you don't like it, don't fuckin eat it and leave it for those who do.

Posted: 3/12/2019 9:56:11 PM EDT

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I forgot all about it...reason #148 why I ccw and don’t let my daughters out of my site.

Posted: 3/12/2019 10:00:03 PM EDT

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If enough melted butter is involved, IDGAF what is in it.

Posted: 3/12/2019 10:01:12 PM EDT

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Luckily I don't think he's interested in your daughter.....

Posted: 3/12/2019 10:19:39 PM EDT

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Could have just read the label.

Posted: 3/12/2019 10:25:59 PM EDT

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Didn't see that coming.

Posted: 3/12/2019 10:34:14 PM EDT

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'teeners don't think the interwebs be like they is but they do.

Posted: 3/12/2019 10:37:45 PM EDT

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I actually like the fake crab meat with a slice of cheddar on a cracker as a snack when I am working nights.

Posted: 3/12/2019 10:39:43 PM EDT

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Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted: 3/12/2019 10:42:50 PM EDT

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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

Posted: 3/12/2019 10:44:52 PM EDT

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I have home made fake crab from shark and stingray, IMHO the sting ray comes out closer in taste than shark.

Some people make scallops from the sting ray as well.

Posted: 3/12/2019 10:48:20 PM EDT

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Don't forget the belly worms.

Not that I ever worked in a cannery before.

Posted: 3/12/2019 10:54:40 PM EDT

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This thread is making me want to stomp around with HO scale trains.

Posted: 3/12/2019 10:56:31 PM EDT

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Those aren't HO scale.

Um. So I am told.

Posted: 3/12/2019 11:01:20 PM EDT

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Filet O’ Fish is oddly good stuff, just like Captain D’s fish and fries drenched in malt vinegar. Great after crawling out of a bar at 3am.

Posted: 3/12/2019 11:02:21 PM EDT

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The aftermath of "mutual touching".

Posted: 3/12/2019 11:02:52 PM EDT

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Fake people?

Posted: 3/12/2019 11:02:54 PM EDT

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The problem is I always manage to just get too much.

Posted: 3/12/2019 11:07:39 PM EDT

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You mean like a freezer full?

Posted: 3/12/2019 11:13:47 PM EDT

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In the basement, of course..

Posted: 3/12/2019 11:27:27 PM EDT

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Krab's purpose in life is as a vehicle for the consumption of melted garlic and butter. Lots of garlic and butter. It'll put some serious muscle in your s^#%s. Add a beer or two and a some sriracha or sambal for an even better nosh. Easy and cheap protein source as well. I have even mixed it in with tuna in a tuna/egg salad. Lots of things can be done with it. If you don't like it, don't fuckin eat it and leave it for those who do.

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Do you dislike model trains? Like in a way where you’d like to kick and stomp them?

Posted: 3/12/2019 11:29:41 PM EDT

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It's called a rotating shift. Sometimes on nights. Sometimes on days. I can draw you a picture if it helps.

Posted: 3/12/2019 11:34:26 PM EDT

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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.