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Posted: 4/24/2016 1:14:15 AM EDT
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Sounds like those guys chose poorly |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 1:15:36 AM EDT
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I'd be a lost soul without my wife. We are indeed one. Again, I thank God for her every day.
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Posted: 4/24/2016 1:16:12 AM EDT
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Convenience of puss. 
I'm sure plenty of married guys here will tell you that's not the case 
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Posted: 4/24/2016 1:16:20 AM EDT
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So twice a year for seven years? BS 16er Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My wife just rolled off me. 24/7 sex pretty much why I got married. I dated a chick for almost 7 years and she let me get up in that ass maybe 15 times total. You fuckers are lucky that scored a normal chick. Wait... Are you talking about in the asshole, or just her pussy? Because 15 times in her asshole is not a normal chick, in my experience. Some like it there most don't. My wife of 7 years said that there is no way that even if she wanted it there it would fit and I don't consider myself above average. Or you are talking ever day in the "vagina" sex? Just normal sex. So twice a year for seven years? BS 16er It was off and on. Maybe once a year. We broke up because she was getting it giving it to several other guys. I wasn't in a position to meet women, nor did I have the time. |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 1:18:10 AM EDT
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To lose 1/2 your stuff
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Posted: 4/24/2016 1:21:16 AM EDT
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So let's say most of your possessions are guns?
How will that work when she divorces you? Will she have to "come and get them"? 
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Posted: 4/24/2016 1:22:37 AM EDT
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If you can't find a reason to get married then don't.
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Posted: 4/24/2016 1:27:29 AM EDT
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Did you read that wrong or am I? He needs better friends because they were cheated on? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is it the tax breaks? Please help me understand. Every guy I've met who has been married has been screwed for everything they own. Every situation the female cheated with numerous guys and bailed. It's like this is the new definition of marriage--getting fucked--not literally. Whats the point? Roll the dice and hope she doesn't like ding dongs and money? Get better friends  Did you read that wrong or am I? He needs better friends because they were cheated on? If EVERYONE of his friends was cheated on and divorced I would say the problem is the caliber of his friends, not the marriage. Kinda like guys who ALL their friends are ALWAYS being harassed by the police and they were ALWAYS just minding their own business.....
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Posted: 4/24/2016 1:28:48 AM EDT
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I dated a chick for almost 7 years and she let me get up in that ass maybe 15 times total. You fuckers are lucky that scored a normal chick. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My wife just rolled off me. 24/7 sex pretty much why I got married. I dated a chick for almost 7 years and she let me get up in that ass maybe 15 times total. You fuckers are lucky that scored a normal chick.
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Posted: 4/24/2016 2:31:03 AM EDT
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My parents have been married for at least half a decade. Still going strong.  So you're like, 4? |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 2:33:49 AM EDT
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The point is to have your wife, kids, and dag at home with you and look around and say "I am the king."
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Posted: 4/24/2016 2:35:36 AM EDT
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Sounds like you only let her up in you 15 times over 7 years. So she found it elsewhere. |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 2:37:58 AM EDT
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women age better than men? that's a new one on me Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Women age better than men, lock that shit in now. women age better than men? that's a new one on me My wife has aged better the me, makes no difference. She turns it out when I want it. |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 2:39:55 AM EDT
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Genesis 2:24 For this reason a man shall leave his father and his mother, and be joined to his wife; and they shall become one flesh. Well, no, uh, we're still two fleshes here. |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 2:45:23 AM EDT
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elevating the relationship from feelings to family by making a formal vow in a a ritual setting. the swearing of an oath in public isn't necessary for a relationship, but it makes a difference. there's power in ceremony.
IMO, the reason so many marriages fail is because people get married for the wrong reasons, or close their eyes to serious compatibility problems. |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 2:45:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well, no, uh, we're still two fleshes here. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Genesis 2:24 For this reason a man shall leave his father and his mother, and be joined to his wife; and they shall become one flesh. Well, no, uh, we're still two fleshes here. I know this is crazy, but not everything in there is meant to be taken literally |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 2:46:40 AM EDT
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Don't marry whores and you should be fine.
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Posted: 4/24/2016 2:47:31 AM EDT
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My wife and I are raising warriors. There's no questions. She is the perfect woman to raise a warrior, she chose well. My sons will fight and defend their names. Whatever. |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 2:48:04 AM EDT
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Well, no, uh, we're still two fleshes here. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Genesis 2:24 For this reason a man shall leave his father and his mother, and be joined to his wife; and they shall become one flesh. Well, no, uh, we're still two fleshes here. translation: "a guy shall not continue to hang out in mom and dad's basement, but go out, find a woman, and the two of them shall make a family of their own." |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 3:00:23 AM EDT
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I know this is crazy, but not everything in there is meant to be taken literally Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Genesis 2:24 For this reason a man shall leave his father and his mother, and be joined to his wife; and they shall become one flesh. Well, no, uh, we're still two fleshes here. I know this is crazy, but not everything in there is meant to be taken literally No kiddin....I thought everyone knew fairy tales weren't real?
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Posted: 4/24/2016 3:10:42 AM EDT
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Just normal sex. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My wife just rolled off me. 24/7 sex pretty much why I got married. I dated a chick for almost 7 years and she let me get up in that ass maybe 15 times total. You fuckers are lucky that scored a normal chick. Wait... Are you talking about in the asshole, or just her pussy? Because 15 times in her asshole is not a normal chick, in my experience. Some like it there most don't. My wife of 7 years said that there is no way that even if she wanted it there it would fit and I don't consider myself above average. Or you are talking ever day in the "vagina" sex? Just normal sex. Ahh, I thought we might have had an anatomy confusion. Well, to be truthful, we still might. |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 3:12:56 AM EDT
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translation: "a guy shall not continue to hang out in mom and dad's basement, but go out, find a woman, and the two of them shall make a family of their own." Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Genesis 2:24 For this reason a man shall leave his father and his mother, and be joined to his wife; and they shall become one flesh. Well, no, uh, we're still two fleshes here. translation: "a guy shall not continue to hang out in mom and dad's basement, but go out, find a woman, and the two of them shall make a family of their own." Sounds like it could really put a damper on PlayStation time. |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 3:17:33 AM EDT
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Hi, my name is JEKB. Now that we've met, you know someone that is very happily married. The other "people" you speak of likely suck at selecting a mate and pay the price for it...focusing entirely on the deficiencies of others when they should be looking at their own. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile What he said. Been married ONCE. To the same person. For 38 years. |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 3:19:49 AM EDT
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If your spouse works and you make any sort of decent money, taxes go up not down, two single income brackets are higher than the married brackets. It's really not that much either.
Benefits: Sharing insurance from an employer with family coverage. Death and estate planning is simplified. If she doesn't work or makes very little, some tax benefits. ??? |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 4:00:05 AM EDT
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I know this is crazy, but not everything in there is meant to be taken literally Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Genesis 2:24 For this reason a man shall leave his father and his mother, and be joined to his wife; and they shall become one flesh. Well, no, uh, we're still two fleshes here. I know this is crazy, but not everything in there is meant to be taken literally And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling. |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 4:05:33 AM EDT
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Lets see, my wife lets me buy all the machineguns, rifles, pistols, AR's etc that I can afford. Let me buy a farm. She works hard and is always there for me. I would be lost without my wife. I believe some of you people might want to choose a better wife.
Marriage does have its ups and downs from time to time but you have to put your big boy pants on and fix the problems.
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Posted: 4/24/2016 4:07:08 AM EDT
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translation: "a guy shall not continue to hang out in mom and dad's basement, but go out, find a woman, and the two of them shall make a family of their own." Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Genesis 2:24 For this reason a man shall leave his father and his mother, and be joined to his wife; and they shall become one flesh. Well, no, uh, we're still two fleshes here. translation: "a guy shall not continue to hang out in mom and dad's basement, but go out, find a woman, and the two of them shall make a family of their own." Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle. |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 4:12:42 AM EDT
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Quoted: Is it the tax breaks? Please help me understand. Every guy I've met who has been married has been screwed for everything they own. Every situation the female cheated with numerous guys and bailed. It's like this is the new definition of marriage--getting fucked--not literally. Whats the point? Roll the dice and hope she doesn't like ding dongs and money? |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 4:14:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I dated a chick for almost 7 years and she let me get up in that ass maybe 15 times total. You fuckers are lucky that scored a normal chick. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: My wife just rolled off me. 24/7 sex pretty much why I got married. I dated a chick for almost 7 years and she let me get up in that ass maybe 15 times total. You fuckers are lucky that scored a normal chick. ;) |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 4:16:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sometimes you're all like I have too much money and free time, what can I do to cut down on that? Marriage. Marriage is the answer.  |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 4:26:30 AM EDT
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I know several people who have been married for 30+ years and I have been married for 25 years. God willing I will see another 25.
I also know multitudes of people who have been making very poor decisions their entire lives and have been married and divorced several times. Most of the people on my side of my family have had several marriages, are self centered and have the attention span and critical thinking skills of gnats. Im pretty certain that most of them married for purely selfish reasons and never spent much time thinking about their wives or husbands let along their children. I didn't get married for a tax break and to suggest that marriage is only good for such legalistic reasons gives a pretty good indicator of just how deeply its been thought about. This is GD though so carry on! |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 4:26:36 AM EDT
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Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Genesis 2:24 For this reason a man shall leave his father and his mother, and be joined to his wife; and they shall become one flesh. Well, no, uh, we're still two fleshes here. translation: "a guy shall not continue to hang out in mom and dad's basement, but go out, find a woman, and the two of them shall make a family of their own." Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.
i think i'm having a problem with by brain being missing. |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 4:31:01 AM EDT
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i think i'm having a problem with by brain being missing. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Genesis 2:24 For this reason a man shall leave his father and his mother, and be joined to his wife; and they shall become one flesh. Well, no, uh, we're still two fleshes here. translation: "a guy shall not continue to hang out in mom and dad's basement, but go out, find a woman, and the two of them shall make a family of their own." Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.
i think i'm having a problem with by brain being missing. You might wanna look to that.
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Posted: 4/24/2016 4:40:33 AM EDT
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I dated a chick for almost 7 years and she let me get up in that ass maybe 15 times total. You fuckers are lucky that scored a normal chick. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My wife just rolled off me. 24/7 sex pretty much why I got married. I dated a chick for almost 7 years and she let me get up in that ass maybe 15 times total. You fuckers are lucky that scored a normal chick. Wait wtf?
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Posted: 4/24/2016 4:52:56 AM EDT
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Tomorrow makes 7 years of marriage and roughly ten years since the wife and I met.
This thread needs at least two more things. 1) A snide facetious comment abou the gays and liberal ruining the sanctity of marriage. 2) A no-hat song 
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Posted: 4/24/2016 4:59:51 AM EDT
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I love my wife. That is the point. |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 5:00:22 AM EDT
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Because dating over and over again is a miserable experience. It's like perpetually interviewing for jobs and never getting an offer. |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 5:00:36 AM EDT
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Marrage gives you a free pass to fuck around, I see more married people fuck around on each other than the ones that just dating.
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Posted: 4/24/2016 5:03:40 AM EDT
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20 years in June. My wife is awesome!
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Posted: 4/24/2016 5:20:11 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/24/2016 5:34:12 AM EDT
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I dated a chick for almost 7 years and she let me get up in that ass maybe 15 times total. You fuckers are lucky that scored a normal chick. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My wife just rolled off me. 24/7 sex pretty much why I got married. I dated a chick for almost 7 years and she let me get up in that ass maybe 15 times total. You fuckers are lucky that scored a normal chick. Given that everyone you know including yourself is in the group that chose poorly, I would call that a sign. Plenty of us out there happily married, but it takes effort, consideration, respect, and communication. Lots of people focus on which of those things their spouse is not providing, but not on where they themselves might be stumbling. Take some time to learn from the successful folks, or accept that it isn't for you and drive on. |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 5:36:17 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/24/2016 6:31:58 AM EDT
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I dated a chick for almost 7 years and she let me get up in that ass maybe 15 times total. You fuckers are lucky that scored a normal chick. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My wife just rolled off me. 24/7 sex pretty much why I got married. I dated a chick for almost 7 years and she let me get up in that ass maybe 15 times total. You fuckers are lucky that scored a normal chick.  
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Posted: 4/24/2016 7:22:20 AM EDT
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I love my wife. That is the point. This. 40 years for me this Aug. |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 7:38:27 AM EDT
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Is it the tax breaks? Please help me understand. Every guy I've met who has been married has been screwed for everything they own. Every situation the female cheated with numerous guys and bailed. It's like this is the new definition of marriage--getting fucked--not literally. Whats the point? Roll the dice and hope she doesn't like ding dongs and money? Go to Rehoboth, DE our nation's summer capital. When those middle aged .gov workers get a same sex younger boyfriend, the boyfriend get .gov benefits when they marry. If the older guy croaks, they hit the jack pot with survivor benefits. Pretty simple really. The .gov paycheck stretches out even further than by just not having kids to pay for. Eating out at nice restaurants and drinking in nice clubs all the time is quite spendy even with a goodly number put on the .gov expense account "networking" and with lobbyists picking up the tab here and there. Guy at work had his son marry same sex to a Wash DC multi-millionaire lawyer/lobbyist with a huge place in DC, a place in Rehoboth and a place in Hawaii. He's shown me pictures of his son in Hawaii, but so far, none of the rich spouse. Another guy at work was once a full time contractor and had many expensive beach homes researched as to ownership looking to get work. Nearly all were owned by Wash DC lawyer/lobbyists. |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 7:39:37 AM EDT
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Social engineering.
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Posted: 4/24/2016 7:44:45 AM EDT
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For me it's because I'm really in to getting yelled at for stupid things.
I must have some hidden fetish that makes me crave being belittled. Sorry... Bad timing and just venting. I dropped 3 expensive plates last night and it somehow turned into a personal lashing instead of just grabbing the broom. Meh. I wouldn't change it despite the occasional battles. The security of having someone is nice. |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 7:49:48 AM EDT
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From a legal standpoint. Its to put everyone on notice that you and this other person are now sharing assets, and in some aspects simplifies the legalities of commonly owned property and children.
From a cultural/emotional standpoint it shows that you like this person enough that you aren't going to walk out the door tomorrow. If you do, well, there are probably going to be some consequences. ETA::Oh, and a benefit on a sexual level is: 1) You don't have to worry about disease when you bang as you do with random hook ups. 2) You don't have to worry about "what will happen if this chick gets pregnant". You've already discussed it long ago and have a general plan. |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 7:53:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You must not be Married. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Convenience of puss. You must not be Married. Some guys are married to women who only want to fuck in order to get children, and then after that all bets are off. |
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Posted: 4/24/2016 7:55:37 AM EDT
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Go to Rehoboth, DE our nation's summer capital. When those middle aged .gov workers get a same sex younger boyfriend, the boyfriend get .gov benefits when they marry. If the older guy croaks, they hit the jack pot with survivor benefits. Pretty simple really. The .gov paycheck stretches out even further than by just not having kids to pay for. Eating out at nice restaurants and drinking in nice clubs all the time is quite spendy even with a goodly number put on the .gov expense account "networking" and with lobbyists picking up the tab here and there. Guy at work had his son marry same sex to a Wash DC multi-millionaire lawyer/lobbyist with a huge place in DC, a place in Rehoboth and a place in Hawaii. He's shown me pictures of his son in Hawaii, but so far, none of the rich spouse. Another guy at work was once a full time contractor and had many expensive beach homes researched as to ownership looking to get work. Nearly all were owned by Wash DC lawyer/lobbyists. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is it the tax breaks? Please help me understand. Every guy I've met who has been married has been screwed for everything they own. Every situation the female cheated with numerous guys and bailed. It's like this is the new definition of marriage--getting fucked--not literally. Whats the point? Roll the dice and hope she doesn't like ding dongs and money? Go to Rehoboth, DE our nation's summer capital. When those middle aged .gov workers get a same sex younger boyfriend, the boyfriend get .gov benefits when they marry. If the older guy croaks, they hit the jack pot with survivor benefits. Pretty simple really. The .gov paycheck stretches out even further than by just not having kids to pay for. Eating out at nice restaurants and drinking in nice clubs all the time is quite spendy even with a goodly number put on the .gov expense account "networking" and with lobbyists picking up the tab here and there. Guy at work had his son marry same sex to a Wash DC multi-millionaire lawyer/lobbyist with a huge place in DC, a place in Rehoboth and a place in Hawaii. He's shown me pictures of his son in Hawaii, but so far, none of the rich spouse. Another guy at work was once a full time contractor and had many expensive beach homes researched as to ownership looking to get work. Nearly all were owned by Wash DC lawyer/lobbyists. I've just read his three times, and still don't know what you said. |
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