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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:20:59 PM EDT
[#1]
Go to the doctor
and wash you hands regularly you dirty bastard |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:22:08 PM EDT
[#2]
Gentamicin gel.
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:22:44 PM EDT
[#3]
Rub some poop in it and walk it off.
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:22:53 PM EDT
[#4]
Proper hygiene to start.. quit putting your filthy hands on your face
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:23:14 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Rub some poop in it and walk it off. You think he wants two pink eyes?! |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:23:25 PM EDT
[#6]
The OTC and home remedies make it worse. If you were contact lenses it’s probably bacterial and you need a Dr. Viral more common and has to run its course. Allergic if it itches. Artificial tears may be all you need
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:23:31 PM EDT
[#7]
Tabasco sauce.
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:24:25 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Go to the doctor and wash you hands regularly you dirty bastard This. Lack of basic hygiene is a key indicator of mental deficiency. |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:24:32 PM EDT
[#9]
My dad makes colloidal silver.
Works great for pink eye among other things. When I feel a cold coming on, I spray it in my nose and down my throat and I'll be 100% the following day. |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:24:34 PM EDT
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Go to the fucking doctor. I swear some of you are idiots. You know what, on second thought. Don't go! If you're so damn slow that you can't figure out to go to the doctor you deserve to lose your eye or worse and, just maybe, not be able to reproduce.
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:24:47 PM EDT
[#11]
Terramycin. TSC. It zaps it….in goats.
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:24:50 PM EDT
[#12]
Go to the doc. Get prescription eye drops. They may also prescribe oral antibiotics and maybe a decongestant if appropriate.
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:24:52 PM EDT
[#13]
Don't get it...
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:25:21 PM EDT
[#14]
Fart on someone else’s pillow.
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:28:22 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You think he wants two pink eyes?! Well at least they match then, and there's a nice symmetry to the situation. That's better than having pinkeye and OCD. |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:30:04 PM EDT
[#16]
This
“My dad makes colloidal silver. Works great for pink eye among other things.” It is easy to make |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:30:09 PM EDT
[#17]
Equal parts dex and Spectam, or a cephapirin mastitis medicine like Today for wet cows or Tomorrow for dry cows. For either one, rub it in the eye good, leaving a film under each eyelid and on the eyeball. The mastitis medicine isn't quite as messy, but it will be kinda sticky and make you think your eye won't ever open again.
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:30:17 PM EDT
[#18]
There are 2 types viral and bacterial. Bacterial can be cleared up quickly, viral you can only treat the symptoms. Requires a dr visit either way.
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:30:41 PM EDT
[#19]
My usual disgusting eye photos.
Light reading. Most are viral. Don’t use the betadine treatment: You’ll be hating life |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:33:02 PM EDT
[#20]
Growing up we would throw salt or peroxide in cows eyes for pink eye.
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:37:16 PM EDT
[#21]
Almost everything in this thread are the reasons I don’t get lunch on Mondays: People do ignorant shit like suggested here over the weekend and they look like the just got out of the ring with Rocky Balboa come Monday. Do nothing anyone is suggesting here other than proper hygiene and some branded artificial tears. Seek professional care if it’s not better in the morning as urgent cares are not the best place for diagnosing eye problems
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:39:01 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This. Lack of basic hygiene is a key indicator of mental deficiency. LOL.. damn. Spittin' truth for all to see...this is how you do it. |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:39:29 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Tabasco sauce. Wrong. The correct answer is Worcestershire sauce. |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:40:09 PM EDT
[#24]
Daughter had it recently. Snapped a few photos, went to Amazon clinic online, uploaded them and less than an hour later prescription was at local CVS. Amazon clinic cost $30.
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:40:55 PM EDT
[#25]
Ha, our doctors really don't give a shit about pink eye. They are more "walk it off" types of guys. I know it'll go away. Wife got it last week (no I didn't pull a Vince McMahon), friends and children have had it. I didn't know if there was frog piss or walnut juice or something that y'all are putting on your eyes that seemed to help.
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:41:48 PM EDT
[#26]
You have two eyes, why worry and waste money on a medical professional?
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:42:11 PM EDT
[#27]
Antibiotic eye drops prescribed my the ophthalmologist….steroids, too, if recommended.
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:42:50 PM EDT
[#28]
Colloidal silver
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:43:40 PM EDT
[#29]
Ew.
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:44:38 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Daughter had it recently. Snapped a few photos, went to Amazon clinic online, uploaded them and less than an hour later prescription was at local CVS. Amazon clinic cost $30. |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:46:37 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Daughter had it recently. Snapped a few photos, went to Amazon clinic online, uploaded them and less than an hour later prescription was at local CVS. Amazon clinic cost $30. Telemedicine sends almost as many patients to me as home remedies. No Ophthalmologist is their right mind will prescribe that way and we’d get sued if we did. Only way to actually diagnose (even then sometimes unclear etiology) is with a slit lamp. Anyone prescribing for Amazon off of photos is not fit to practice |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:46:44 PM EDT
[#32]
Murine
M-Urine Medicine Pee Pee |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:48:41 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ew. |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:48:52 PM EDT
[#34]
Wash every piece of clothing you've worn while you had it. Mom got pink eye once, then got it again wearing a shirt she apparently missed in her "clothes I've worn while suffering pink eye" inventory for washing.
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:50:26 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Rub some poop in it and walk it off. Isn't that how pink eye happens??? |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:52:07 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: LOL.. damn. Spittin' truth for all to see...this is how you do it. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: This. Lack of basic hygiene is a key indicator of mental deficiency. LOL.. damn. Spittin' truth for all to see...this is how you do it. When i was at AOBC one of my classmates caught crabs off of some skank dancer he met at Gold Fingers. He didn't know what to do. I told him to shave his balls and dunk his junk in flea dip. Dumb ass did it and had to go to the TMC to get treated for the treatment. This was 1989. Back then pussy and balls were surrounded by thick coats of hair. |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:54:41 PM EDT
[#37]
Gouge it out !
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:55:08 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My dad makes colloidal silver. Works great for pink eye among other things. When I feel a cold coming on, I spray it in my nose and down my throat and I'll be 100% the following day. Came to say this. I have been making it for 20+ years, use it for any and every infection of any kind, internal, external, sensitive parts, everything. |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 7:55:11 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Wrong. The correct answer is Worcestershire sauce. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Tabasco sauce. Wrong. The correct answer is Worcestershire sauce. You're right! I always get pink eye confused with genital lacerations. So embarrassing. |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 8:03:47 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted: Do I need to squeeze some lemon juice in my eye, maybe some turpentine with gin? What's your go-to cure for pink eye? Don’t sleep With whores |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 8:20:06 PM EDT
[#41]
For better or worse, wife's doctor called in some meds for us. Going to the 24-hour pharmacy right now, well after picking my daughter up from AWaNA.
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Posted: 2/14/2024 8:22:39 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Almost everything in this thread are the reasons I don’t get lunch on Mondays: People do ignorant shit like suggested here over the weekend and they look like the just got out of the ring with Rocky Balboa come Monday. Do nothing anyone is suggesting here other than proper hygiene and some branded artificial tears. Seek professional care if it’s not better in the morning as urgent cares are not the best place for diagnosing eye problems Ohhh Mondays... and the day just after a holiday are generally even better.  Artificial tears for symptom relief and make an appointment with your primary care provider/or eye doc, so they can make a PROPER diagnosis. As stated, most "pink eye" infections are usually viral and have to run their course. |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 8:23:00 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Don't sleep With whores Plus if I ever did get with a w****, I can promise you my eyes are not getting anywhere near anything that might jump on them |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 8:23:52 PM EDT
[#44]
Stop eating ass?
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Posted: 2/14/2024 8:24:06 PM EDT
[#45]
Step 1
Wash hands after taking a shit or scratching your asshole. Step 2 Don't scratch your eyes Modern problems require modern solutions |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 8:27:01 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted: Do I need to squeeze some lemon juice in my eye, maybe some turpentine with gin? What's your go-to cure for pink eye? Buy a brown shirt. It will blend better. And if your teeth are going yellow, buy a brown tie. 
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Posted: 2/14/2024 8:27:56 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: When i was at AOBC one of my classmates caught crabs off of some skank dancer he met at Gold Fingers. He didn't know what to do. I told him to shave his balls and dunk his junk in flea dip. Dumb ass did it and had to go to the TMC to get treated for the treatment. This was 1989. Back then pussy and balls were surrounded by thick coats of hair. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: This. Lack of basic hygiene is a key indicator of mental deficiency. LOL.. damn. Spittin' truth for all to see...this is how you do it. When i was at AOBC one of my classmates caught crabs off of some skank dancer he met at Gold Fingers. He didn't know what to do. I told him to shave his balls and dunk his junk in flea dip. Dumb ass did it and had to go to the TMC to get treated for the treatment. This was 1989. Back then pussy and balls were surrounded by thick coats of hair. Young men are very suggestable when in crisis. I may or may not have recommended icy-hot as as a cure for a Tijuana visit related malady. The results were hilarious but medically deficient... |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 8:28:40 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My dad makes colloidal silver. Works great for pink eye among other things. When I feel a cold coming on, I spray it in my nose and down my throat and I'll be 100% the following day. Colloidal silver |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 8:31:44 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Stop eating ass? Watch out for this new guy. Likely a plant. He clearly doesn't belong here. |
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Posted: 2/14/2024 8:31:47 PM EDT
[#50]
We used to spray blue stuff from an aerosol can in the cow's eye when they got it.
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