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Posted: 12/27/2011 10:53:23 PM EST
So I'm Czech, 2nd generation to be born in the US on my dad's side.

We have a lot of family left in the "old country."  They recently tracked me down on facebook.  All the women strike me as the biggest bunch of sluts on the planet.  I don't know how closely related to them I am so I don't know if I'm good to go fapping or not.

Now I just made a "new" friend from CZ.  Her profile picture sports a Photoshopped dick on some sort of candybar and further down her old profile picture there is some ancient African grandma, completely naked, spread eagle in front of a computer, fingerbanging herself.
Link Posted: 12/27/2011 10:54:31 PM EST
[#1]
I don't know but it's on my list of places to visit.
Link Posted: 12/27/2011 10:55:09 PM EST
[#2]
It sounds like those wimminz have a hard time keeping their impulses in Czech.
Link Posted: 12/27/2011 10:56:32 PM EST
[#3]
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It sounds like those wimminz have a hard time keeping their impulses in Czech.


You better Czech yourself, friend.
Link Posted: 12/27/2011 10:56:51 PM EST
[#4]
Quoted:
It sounds like those wimminz have a hard time keeping their impulses in Czech.


Link Posted: 12/27/2011 10:58:18 PM EST
[#5]
Quoted:
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It sounds like those wimminz have a hard time keeping their impulses in Czech.


You better Czech yourself, friend.




The Czech is in the mail.













The Hungarian is in the female!
Link Posted: 12/27/2011 11:03:52 PM EST
[#6]
Where's the Pole?
Link Posted: 12/27/2011 11:05:36 PM EST
[#7]
Link Posted: 12/27/2011 11:05:42 PM EST
[#8]
Quoted:
Where's the Pole?


Trying to figure out the recipe for ice
Link Posted: 12/27/2011 11:10:59 PM EST
[#9]
Quoted:
So I'm Czech, 2nd generation to be born in the US on my dad's side.

We have a lot of family left in the "old country."  They recently tracked me down on facebook.  All the women strike me as the biggest bunch of sluts on the planet.  I don't know how closely related to them I am so I don't know if I'm good to go fapping or not.

Now I just made a "new" friend from CZ.  Her profile picture sports a Photoshopped dick on some sort of candybar and further down her old profile picture there is some ancient African grandma, completely naked, spread eagle in front of a computer, fingerbanging herself.


Pics aren't loading.
Link Posted: 12/27/2011 11:15:45 PM EST
[#10]
hey, whats your name, ill add you
Link Posted: 12/27/2011 11:18:41 PM EST
[#11]
bohemian on my mom's side––3rd generation american.



czechs are all basically insane.
Link Posted: 12/27/2011 11:23:00 PM EST
[#12]
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So I'm Czech, 2nd generation to be born in the US on my dad's side.

We have a lot of family left in the "old country."  They recently tracked me down on facebook.  All the women strike me as the biggest bunch of sluts on the planet.  I don't know how closely related to them I am so I don't know if I'm good to go fapping or not.

Now I just made a "new" friend from CZ.  Her profile picture sports a Photoshopped dick on some sort of candybar and further down her old profile picture there is some ancient African grandma, completely naked, spread eagle in front of a computer, fingerbanging herself.


Pics aren't loading.


I knew some sick fuck would want to see a near century old African flicking the bean...
Link Posted: 12/27/2011 11:23:49 PM EST
[#13]

I need to Czech some of the whores please...




Link Posted: 12/27/2011 11:25:34 PM EST
[#14]
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So I'm Czech, 2nd generation to be born in the US on my dad's side.

We have a lot of family left in the "old country."  They recently tracked me down on facebook.  All the women strike me as the biggest bunch of sluts on the planet.  I don't know how closely related to them I am so I don't know if I'm good to go fapping or not.

Now I just made a "new" friend from CZ.  Her profile picture sports a Photoshopped dick on some sort of candybar and further down her old profile picture there is some ancient African grandma, completely naked, spread eagle in front of a computer, fingerbanging herself.


Pics aren't loading.


I knew some sick fuck would want to see a near century old African flicking the bean...


You know someone would chime in "I'd hit that".
Link Posted: 12/27/2011 11:28:00 PM EST
[#15]
I wish I could post some of the images I'm finding on some of their pages to burn ya'lls retinas out.

Some of this shit is fucked up...  I don't get how it hasn't been removed from Facebook yet.
Link Posted: 12/27/2011 11:28:25 PM EST
[#16]
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So I'm Czech, 2nd generation to be born in the US on my dad's side.

We have a lot of family left in the "old country."  They recently tracked me down on facebook.  All the women strike me as the biggest bunch of sluts on the planet.  I don't know how closely related to them I am so I don't know if I'm good to go fapping or not.

Now I just made a "new" friend from CZ.  Her profile picture sports a Photoshopped dick on some sort of candybar and further down her old profile picture there is some ancient African grandma, completely naked, spread eagle in front of a computer, fingerbanging herself.


Pics aren't loading.


I knew some sick fuck would want to see a near century old African flicking the bean...


You know someone would chime in "I'd hit that".


More like someone would chime in "I already hit that"
Link Posted: 12/27/2011 11:52:57 PM EST
[#17]
It's not just the Czechs, it's Europe.

Much of Europe is socialist and attittudes there are far more liberal, more permissive than the USA.

Link Posted: 12/28/2011 12:09:34 AM EST
[#18]
Hey, Towely, help a fellow cheddarhead out!  Pics and addresses of the ones who want to leave the old country if you don't mind...
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 12:28:33 AM EST
[#19]
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Hey, Towely, help a fellow cheddarhead out!  Pics and addresses of the ones who want to leave the old country if you don't mind...


I'm not gonna pimp my cousins out.  I've got dibs!  

Here is a profile I made my way to through one of them link

Just randomly surfing profiles it appears that the slut per capita ratio in CZ is at least triple what it is in the US.  A lot of them look a bit...coked out though.

edit:  and a bit of searching in the mobile uploads section of this profile leads to the WTF!?
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 12:38:15 AM EST
[#20]
Well I would never want to stand in the way of someone who wants first dibs on banging his own cousin...
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 1:42:01 AM EST
[#21]



Quoted:


bohemian on my mom's side––3rd generation american.



czechs are all basically insane.
The two I dated were.  One came at me with a knife after she found out an old G/F had called me.



The drama was intense, and ultimately wore me out, but the flexibility was absolutely amazing.





 
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 1:48:40 AM EST
[#22]
Quoted:
edit:  and a bit of searching in the mobile uploads section of this profile leads to the WTF!?


Fran Drescher!  
I always liked her. Even the voice.
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 2:04:04 AM EST
[#23]
My wife is 100% Czech, 4th generation. She is one of the most down to earth people I have ever met and I will have words with anyone who says differently.

With that said I have been married to her for 15 years and with her for over 20 and she still loves the sex........ maybe you are onto something here Towely.
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 2:16:17 AM EST
[#24]



Quoted:



Quoted:

edit:  and a bit of searching in the mobile uploads section of this profile leads to the WTF!?




Fran Drescher!  

I always liked her. Even the voice.
Me also...



Screen door, drum, etc...





 
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 2:36:14 AM EST
[#25]



Quoted:





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edit:  and a bit of searching in the mobile uploads section of this profile leads to the WTF!?




Fran Drescher!  

I always liked her. Even the voice.
Me also...



Screen door, drum, etc...



 
The second worst thing about NYC is chicks with that voice.







 
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 2:51:11 AM EST
[#26]
I used to live there.....I love Czech women....even though they've broken my heart. THey aren't as prudish as many Americans. Given the chance, if I could snag a job, I'd move back in a heart beat.
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 2:58:44 AM EST
[#27]
Quoted:
So I'm Czech, 2nd generation to be born in the US on my dad's side.

We have a lot of family left in the "old country."  They recently tracked me down on facebook.  All the women strike me as the biggest bunch of sluts on the planet.  I don't know how closely related to them I am so I don't know if I'm good to go fapping or not.

Now I just made a "new" friend from CZ.  Her profile picture sports a Photoshopped dick on some sort of candybar and further down her old profile picture there is some ancient African grandma, completely naked, spread eagle in front of a computer, fingerbanging herself.


so, what kind of site allow a  profile pic like that?
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 2:59:38 AM EST
[#28]
Quoted:


so, what kind of site allow a  profile pic like that?


Facebook, apparently.  Go a few posts up, go to the WTF page I linked and follow my instructions...
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 4:04:00 AM EST
[#29]
I just got back from Prague a few weeks ago.  We stopped in Shannon Ireland for fuel, the handler there called Prague "The city of sin"....maybe you are on to something Towely
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 4:42:02 AM EST
[#30]
Europeans think the American double standard  in regards to sex are insane. Sex is used to sell everything,is everywhere in music and movies yet there are still so many hangups about it. Well,you only have to look at the absurdity of why we can have dismembered bodies but no boobies: because looking at boobies is terribly wrong.It's not just men that think it,it's American women too.

 It's not that (especially Eastern) European girls are sluts,it's just that they tend to be a little more overt with their sexuality. In other words,they are fantastic



 ETA: Czech is awesome. The hookers waiting by the roadside in the middle of nowhere are hilarious. I still don't know why anyone needs to pay over there,hit the pub and you're going home with something all the same. Of course,the town my friends live in is now almost completely over-run with gypsies from farther east and they have fucked the place up beyond all belief


Link Posted: 12/28/2011 4:43:29 AM EST
[#31]
czechstreets.com

Not surprised by this thread.
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 4:43:35 AM EST
[#32]
You know what they call an abortion in Eastern Europe?



A Cancelled Czech!




Link Posted: 12/28/2011 4:50:34 AM EST
[#33]



Quoted:


I don't know but it's on my list of places to visit.


Same here.  
 
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 4:54:14 AM EST
[#34]
Heck my facebook profile picture is me in full leathers holding a blow up doll to my crotch (No I am not naked, no parts are hanging out).  That's how us Europeans roll, don't hate.

Silly puritans.
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 4:54:58 AM EST
[#35]
Quoted:
It's not just the Czechs, it's Europe.
Much of Europe is socialist and attittudes there are far more liberal, more permissive than the USA.



What about Japan?
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 4:55:45 AM EST
[#36]
That's a nice
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 4:58:00 AM EST
[#37]
Loose wimmin' and BEER and the O.P is complainin',,,
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 4:58:14 AM EST
[#38]
I can see that Vlasta likes her stallions.




Link Posted: 12/28/2011 5:04:03 AM EST
[#39]
Quoted:
I used to live there.....I love Czech women....even though they've broken my heart. THey aren't as prudish as many Americans. Given the chance, if I could snag a job, I'd move back in a heart beat.


Beer Please!  The english translation of your screen name says you know a thing or two about Czech.
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 5:05:34 AM EST
[#40]
When should I Czech back for pics?
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 5:07:56 AM EST
[#41]
IM me  some names so I can friend them
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 5:21:01 AM EST
[#42]
im Slovak we dont have that problem, and i still have my mom whole side of the family over there
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 5:31:34 AM EST
[#43]
Quoted:
So I'm Czech, 2nd generation to be born in the US on my dad's side.

We have a lot of family left in the "old country."  They recently tracked me down on facebook.  All the women strike me as the biggest bunch of sluts on the planet.  I don't know how closely related to them I am so I don't know if I'm good to go fapping or not.

Now I just made a "new" friend from CZ.  Her profile picture sports a Photoshopped dick on some sort of candybar and further down her old profile picture there is some ancient African grandma, completely naked, spread eagle in front of a computer, fingerbanging herself.


I am third generation from CZ.  I befriended a few folks there with the same last name, they seem to think we could be related.  They are into porn, rap, and weed.
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 5:38:17 AM EST
[#44]



Quoted:


czechstreets.com



Not surprised by this thread.






Dude, HOW ABOUT A NSFW WARNING!!!



I'm expecting crazy Czech people not PORN!!



Glad I wasn't at work, I'd be packing my desk right now!



 
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 5:42:00 AM EST
[#45]
Quoted:

Quoted:
czechstreets.com

Not surprised by this thread.



Dude, HOW ABOUT A NSFW WARNING!!!

I'm expecting crazy Czech people not PORN!!

Glad I wasn't at work, I'd be packing my desk right now!
 


Thanks for taking the fall, I am at work.
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 7:33:54 AM EST
[#46]




Quoted:



Quoted:

So I'm Czech, 2nd generation to be born in the US on my dad's side.



We have a lot of family left in the "old country." They recently tracked me down on facebook. All the women strike me as the biggest bunch of sluts on the planet. I don't know how closely related to them I am so I don't know if I'm good to go fapping or not.



Now I just made a "new" friend from CZ. Her profile picture sports a Photoshopped dick on some sort of candybar and further down her old profile picture there is some ancient African grandma, completely naked, spread eagle in front of a computer, fingerbanging herself.




I am third generation from CZ. I befriended a few folks there with the same last name, they seem to think we could be related. They are into porn, rap, and weed.




I wonder how hard it is to move to CZ....
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 7:40:21 AM EST
[#47]





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It's not just the Czechs, it's Europe.





Much of Europe is socialist and attittudes there are far more liberal, more permissive than the USA.








As is the case most of the world over.





The prudes and introverted sexual attitudes that abound in this country is simply amazing.





 
 
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 7:42:34 AM EST
[#48]
Quoted:
So I'm Czech, 2nd generation to be born in the US on my dad's side.

We have a lot of family left in the "old country."  They recently tracked me down on facebook.  All the women strike me as the biggest bunch of sluts on the planet.  I don't know how closely related to them I am so I don't know if I'm good to go fapping or not.

Now I just made a "new" friend from CZ.  Her profile picture sports a Photoshopped dick on some sort of candybar and further down her old profile picture there is some ancient African grandma, completely naked, spread eagle in front of a computer, fingerbanging herself.


Does she want to be a US Citizen?

Link Posted: 12/28/2011 7:44:29 AM EST
[#49]
Subscribed.
Link Posted: 12/28/2011 7:47:07 AM EST
[#50]
I cannot help but notice that there are no pictures.
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