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Posted: 7/22/2020 12:26:38 AM EDT
I went shopping today for food at a local store (not Walmart) I had my mask on and the cart girl was wiping them down. She offered me a cart, I said no, but she just stared me down with her eyes looked like she was smiling. I kept walking away and she was looking.
Then there's another girl by her and she was looking at me. What do you say to girls staring at you, I feel like with covid 19 there's gotta be something new to say. Any jokes or pick up lines with masks? Could I just say you are staring at me joking or is it the mask. |
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Say "is that a clam in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
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"My fly is open again, isn't it?" Say that as you are doing a slight hip thrust.
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If they stare at you hard, just smile and say in your best Ric Flair voice are you ready to ride space mountain followed by a loud wooooooo.
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Just say the truth: "I will be jacking it to your image in my mind later."
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Ask them if they would love to go out to red lobster or olive garden.
Chicks love classy restaurants. |
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"Hey, I'm (name), nice to meet you. Wierd times huh... maybe I'll see you again next (insert day of week). Have a good day/night. It was nice meeting you".
Reappear next week. Same time. What do you have to lose? |
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Tell them you're happy to have the masks. It hides you licking your lips in anticipation.
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Women keep making deep eye contact with me over the last few weeks when I’m wearing a mask. It’s weird. I don’t know what to say.
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They probably aren't looking at you, past you or "through" you, because working retail is fucking hell right now.
I can't imagine grocery store workers nightmares. |
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The eyes are the windows to the soul...
And a shortcut to the pussy. Step up your game OP. I've been married three times (and divorced) and had countless girlfriends and hookups. Say something, even if its corny. "I like your earrings." "I can see the smile in your eyes." "I appreciate you doing this for me. Can I buy you a cup of coffee later?" |
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Me and nice yoga pant girl almost ran into each other with our shopping carts recently; she was masked, I was not.
I blurted out "I'd so quarantine with you" with a nice smile. She giggled, got embarrassed. A minute or 3 later further down the aisle she passed me and said "Thank you for that. You can't see it but I'm smiling ear to ear". Was a nice exchange. |
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Quoted: The eyes are the windows to the soul... And a shortcut to the pussy. Step up your game OP. I've been married three times (and divorced) and had countless girlfriends and hookups. Say something, even if its corny. "I like your earrings." "I can see the smile in your eyes." "I appreciate you doing this for me. Can I buy you a cup of coffee later?" View Quote One my my friends met his wife at a bar when she said "Nice boots" to him when we were waiting at the bar to get more beer and he came right back with "Nice tits" so yeah I've seen the corny approach work. ...well she's now his ex-wife, but hey it did open the door. |
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Quoted: "Hey, I'm (name), nice to meet you. Wierd times huh... maybe I'll see you again next (insert day of week). Have a good day/night. It was nice meeting you". Reappear next week. Same time. What do you have to lose? View Quote That's how I met my wife. She was a cashier at Walmart and I kept asking her out until she asked me out. Been married almost 20 years and she no longer works at Walmart. She's a nurse now. |
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Ask her to show you the most expensive fruit plate in the grocery store.
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Cart girl at Walmart?! While she may be an Arfcom 10, she's more than likely a real world 3.
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Quoted: Masks have really ruined the "I'd hit it" game. View Quote "When I was in Iraq, all the ladies wore these, like, curtains, so all I could go on was the eyes --and that weren't enough for me. You see, I'd find a girl with them pretty eyes, and when I'd finally get those curtains off...I'd have myself a tragedy." |
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FFS! Whenever anybody is staring you down, the only response is to call them out. The way you’re staring at me, you either want to fight me or fuck me, which is it?
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