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Posted: 9/1/2020 7:40:32 AM EDT

yeah yeah yeah we know you tier one rambos are geared to the hilt, but for the incognito crew without 2A rights in Commiestan, what do you keep close by that has a bit of plausible deniability?

I myself keep my M18 chainsaw with a 12 amp battery. You know, for de-limbing. De-limbing trees and stuff. coughcough.

Posted: 9/1/2020 7:43:21 AM EDT

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Before i could carry i always kept a baseball bat in my trunk, along with a glove and ball just to complete the look.

Posted: 9/1/2020 7:46:31 AM EDT

[#2]

Classic 6 cell maglite with led conversion

Posted: 9/1/2020 7:47:26 AM EDT

[#3]

Mini-Draco.

Posted: 9/1/2020 7:48:31 AM EDT

[#4]

Iron cross 1/4 plate bumper on a 6000lb truck. No need to get out

Posted: 9/1/2020 7:48:35 AM EDT

[#5]

AR15

Posted: 9/1/2020 7:49:31 AM EDT

[#6]

I carry a gun, but you could put a solid beat down on someone with a collapsed trekking pole.

Posted: 9/1/2020 7:49:31 AM EDT

[#7]

Gas pedal. I WILL make a hole

Posted: 9/1/2020 7:50:26 AM EDT

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yeah yeah yeah we know you tier one rambos are geared to the hilt, but for the incognito crew without 2A rights in Commiestan, what do you keep close by that has a bit of plausible deniability?

I myself keep my M18 chainsaw with a 12 amp battery. You know, for de-limbing. De-limbing trees and stuff. coughcough.

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I really, really like your style

Posted: 9/1/2020 7:51:22 AM EDT

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I have a machete in my tool box. Cuz I'm a landscaper.

Posted: 9/1/2020 7:51:58 AM EDT

[#10]

Sometimes I keep my pro-5a shovel.

Posted: 9/1/2020 7:52:04 AM EDT

[#11]

Harbor freight breaker bar with a 17mm socket on the end...for the lug nuts.

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Posted: 9/1/2020 7:52:40 AM EDT

[#12]

A Cold Steel brand spade.

Posted: 9/1/2020 7:52:51 AM EDT

[#13]

Spare mags

for my pistols.

Posted: 9/1/2020 7:54:03 AM EDT

[#14]

Machete, hatchet, bow saw, chains, metal and Fiberglas rods.

Posted: 9/1/2020 7:54:10 AM EDT

[#15]

A pair of “soiled” tighty whiteys on a long stick.

Posted: 9/1/2020 7:55:59 AM EDT

[#16]

A “Tire Checker” is always a good choice. Short bat with metal end

Posted: 9/1/2020 7:56:23 AM EDT

[#17]

2 ft chain with a pad lock on the end.

Posted: 9/1/2020 7:58:43 AM EDT

[#18]

Ever get a look at the crap that is in the cab or bed of a farm truck...???

Posted: 9/1/2020 7:59:09 AM EDT

[#19]

In before guardrail nut tied to 550 cord.

Posted: 9/1/2020 8:05:10 AM EDT

[#20]

collapsible cane.
cold steel shovel

Posted: 9/1/2020 8:05:35 AM EDT

[#21]

I have a crowbar in case I want to pretend I'm in Half-Life.

Posted: 9/1/2020 8:07:16 AM EDT

[#22]

A photography monopod with a decent ballhead makes a very effective mace. Kinda pricey, though.

Posted: 9/1/2020 8:07:57 AM EDT

[#23]

Hickory "tire knocker".

Posted: 9/1/2020 8:08:22 AM EDT

[#24]

Entrenching tool

Posted: 9/1/2020 8:08:46 AM EDT

[#25]

1"x36" oak dall rod with sticker still on it.

Posted: 9/1/2020 8:09:04 AM EDT

[#26]

My hands. I do need to register them as deadly weapons in 12 states, though.

Posted: 9/1/2020 8:10:17 AM EDT

[#27]

i live in a great state.

i just carry a actual gun in my vehicle, and dont have to play the " tire checker club" game.

Posted: 9/1/2020 8:10:19 AM EDT

[#28]

Framing hammer

Posted: 9/1/2020 8:11:45 AM EDT

[#29]

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Harbor freight breaker bar with a 17mm socket on the end...for the lug nuts.

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This.

Posted: 9/1/2020 8:11:52 AM EDT

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In before guardrail nut tied to 550 cord.

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Coloring books dude...

Posted: 9/1/2020 8:12:20 AM EDT

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It’s not whiz bang tactical, but

Posted: 9/1/2020 8:12:25 AM EDT

[#32]

Pull-tap waiter's corkscrew . . . never know when you'll need to open a bottle of wine.

Posted: 9/1/2020 8:13:05 AM EDT

[#33]

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I really, really like your style

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yeah yeah yeah we know you tier one rambos are geared to the hilt, but for the incognito crew without 2A rights in Commiestan, what do you keep close by that has a bit of plausible deniability?

I myself keep my M18 chainsaw with a 12 amp battery. You know, for de-limbing. De-limbing trees and stuff. coughcough.

I really, really like your style

Far out

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Posted: 9/1/2020 8:14:08 AM EDT

[#34]

Machete, chains, knife, hammer

Posted: 9/1/2020 8:15:51 AM EDT

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It’s not whiz bang tactical, but

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In before guardrail nut tied to 550 cord.

It’s not whiz bang tactical, but

One smack on the grape

Posted: 9/1/2020 8:16:18 AM EDT

[#36]

E-tool
Big wrench for trail hitch balls
Baseball bat
Framing hammer
25 inch breaker bar

Just stuff that comes in handy when off-roading.

Posted: 9/1/2020 8:17:21 AM EDT

[#37]

OP you keep extra battery right?

Posted: 9/1/2020 8:18:41 AM EDT

[#38]

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yeah yeah yeah we know you tier one rambos are geared to the hilt, but for the incognito crew without 2A rights in Commiestan, what do you keep close by that has a bit of plausible deniability?

I myself keep my M18 chainsaw with a 12 amp battery. You know, for de-limbing. De-limbing trees and stuff. coughcough.

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Mountain bike or cycling helmet. Sturdy floor pump. Multi tool. Roll of quarters. Rape whistle. And yelling "I will fuck your dad faggot".

Posted: 9/1/2020 8:18:54 AM EDT

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My hands. I do need to register them as deadly weapons in 12 states, though.

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no you don't.

Posted: 9/1/2020 8:20:10 AM EDT

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yeah yeah yeah we know you tier one rambos are geared to the hilt, but for the incognito crew without 2A rights in Commiestan, what do you keep close by that has a bit of plausible deniability?

I myself keep my M18 chainsaw with a 12 amp battery. You know, for de-limbing. De-limbing trees and stuff. coughcough.

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Machete, for clearing trail on Jeep rides. Other recovery gear makes it legit.

Posted: 9/1/2020 8:20:44 AM EDT

[#41]

Custom monkey fist. My kid braided a nice 10 inch strap around a 1" socket filled with melted fishing weights, via butane torch. Looks completely harmless.