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Link Posted: 3/5/2022 9:52:25 AM EST
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Guy Code is you don't F with a guy's ride.

Buuut, seems fairly harmless if you put it on the glass.

Honk if you love VAG!
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Apply to a magnet.

Kharn
Link Posted: 3/5/2022 10:19:16 AM EST
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Link Posted: 3/5/2022 10:22:58 AM EST
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No rainbow vinyl available lol

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Link Posted: 3/5/2022 10:29:39 AM EST
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Had a douche bag foreman that drove a white f150. We ordered 100 translucent reflective “I heart penis” stickers and would put one on his truck every day.. we got up to almost 30 before he noticed.. guy would drive to work every morning with at least a dozen on his tailgate for months.. they were clear as day to anyone behind him as their headlights bounced off the stickers lol
Link Posted: 3/5/2022 10:34:25 AM EST
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Had a douche bag foreman that drove a white f150. We ordered 100 translucent reflective “I heart penis” stickers and would put one on his truck every day.. we got up to almost 30 before he noticed.. guy would drive to work every morning with at least a dozen on his tailgate for months.. they were clear as day to anyone behind him as their headlights bounced off the stickers lol
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now that's pretty slick!
Link Posted: 3/5/2022 10:36:17 AM EST
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Had a douche bag foreman that drove a white f150. We ordered 100 translucent reflective "I heart penis" stickers and would put one on his truck every day.. we got up to almost 30 before he noticed.. guy would drive to work every morning with at least a dozen on his tailgate for months.. they were clear as day to anyone behind him as their headlights bounced off the stickers lol
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Link Posted: 3/5/2022 11:59:19 AM EST
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Here’s a start

LoL

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Link Posted: 3/5/2022 12:08:05 PM EST
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"Honk for manly love"

We used to sneak that on the back of friends vehicles in white shoe polish.  Harmless and easy to remove.
Link Posted: 3/5/2022 12:30:36 PM EST
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showed my liberal FIL the Hillary for Prison sticker and he said he's gonna take it off just like he does the Joe Biden stickers at the gas pumps
Link Posted: 3/5/2022 12:35:49 PM EST
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Link Posted: 3/5/2022 12:37:22 PM EST
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"You think Kamala can suck a mean dick? Hold my beer"

Link Posted: 3/5/2022 12:45:15 PM EST
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The one that my high school girlfriend's parents liked the most was "Virginity is curable".
Link Posted: 3/5/2022 12:49:06 PM EST
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Fuck that, go bigger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_Y0dLTbISw
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Holy shit!! I laughed until I cried!
Link Posted: 3/5/2022 1:00:38 PM EST
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Link Posted: 3/5/2022 1:10:24 PM EST
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“Ask me about my erectile dysfunction”

Link Posted: 3/5/2022 3:11:34 PM EST
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You need to either work on your weeding skills or your cleanup skills lol.
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I was in a rush
Link Posted: 3/5/2022 3:37:31 PM EST
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I LOVE GAY PORN


JESUS LOVES YOU
EVERYBODY ELSE
THINKS YOUR AN ASSHOLE

"TURD BURGLAR"
Link Posted: 3/5/2022 4:01:16 PM EST
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I like this one

Link Posted: 3/5/2022 4:04:50 PM EST
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I'm baaaaaaaaaad and the sheep are scared.

I work for Jergens Lotion and that isn't hand creme in the bottle.

Let's play porn football. You toss, I receive.

In the Ginness Book of Records for having the smallest dick in world.





Link Posted: 3/5/2022 4:08:03 PM EST
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"I masturbate in traffic"
Link Posted: 3/5/2022 4:12:41 PM EST
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Cowboys Butts Drive Me Nuts
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Cowboys nut in my butt
Link Posted: 3/5/2022 4:13:08 PM EST
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The machinist at my refinery put a "Blow Me" sticker on the back of my plant golf cart....I rode around like that for weeks....the refinery manager pulls up in his golf cart laughing his ass off....said you do know you have a Blow Me sticker on the back of your cart?   I said I do now....we both laughed....as we both knew the deranged minds of refinery machinist...

Link Posted: 3/5/2022 4:21:31 PM EST
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Skip the stickers and do what I did to a coworker.  I bought on eBay glow in the dark valve cap dicks and swapped em on.  They were on for a week before he noticed.  Was kind of weird when he drove to lunch instead of me though.

https://i.imgur.com/hR54xaw.jpeg

The pic doesn't do it justice.  These dude stuck out past the tire.  They're like an inch long.
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Link Posted: 3/5/2022 4:34:26 PM EST
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Vinyl lettering...My brother works on me for free.
Link Posted: 3/5/2022 4:39:46 PM EST
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Vinyl lettering...My brother works on me for free.
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should read my BIL fucks me in the goat ass raw
Link Posted: 3/5/2022 4:53:44 PM EST
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Building up my 66 Mustang I have enough Summit Racing stickers to cover a house.

Can make a few dozen of these...

Link Posted: 3/5/2022 4:55:50 PM EST
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Skip the stickers and do what I did to a coworker.  I bought on eBay glow in the dark valve cap dicks and swapped em on.  They were on for a week before he noticed.  Was kind of weird when he drove to lunch instead of me though.

https://i.imgur.com/hR54xaw.jpeg

The pic doesn't do it justice.  These dude stuck out past the tire.  They're like an inch long.
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Jealous?
Link Posted: 3/5/2022 5:01:46 PM EST
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Link Posted: 3/5/2022 5:28:49 PM EST
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Terraflex suspenisions!
Link Posted: 3/5/2022 5:34:40 PM EST
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"Diplomatic Vehicle of Russian Federation"
Link Posted: 3/5/2022 5:41:16 PM EST
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"Diplomatic Vehicle of Russian Federation"
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I should have made a pinochet commie out of helocopter sticker
Link Posted: 3/5/2022 10:04:53 PM EST
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lol, I didn't know they did the whole car.  Reminds me of the Bachelor Party Porsche.
Link Posted: 3/5/2022 10:14:28 PM EST
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